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withdrawal

“He’s mine,” Raleigh growled. “And I want him back.”

Under My Skin (Tried So Not To Give In)

This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet. Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for

Series || You’re Not Stubborn (Just Impossible) Verse

Steve’s an alpha, Tony’s an omega. Biology should take care of the rest, right? Except, Tony’s not anything like TV taught Steve omegas were–or like anyone else Steve’s ever met, actually–and Steve should really learn to just keep his mouth

Odd One Out

“We should talk about Eliot,” Alec says, at the same time Parker says, “We should have sex in a hammock.”

Series || Something Something

When Lassiter gets invited to a mysterious weekend retreat, Shawn suspects trouble and follows along.

Nathan Stark’s Town for Peculiar People

Jack Carter and his daughter Zoe experience a pretty disastrous start to their road trip vacation when they get completely lost out in the middle of nowhere and then crash the car. They seek refuge in the nearby town of

The Parting Glass

The words shrivel and die between them. Harry’s chest hitches on an indrawn breath. The contours of his face are cast dramatically in the fiery hues of the street at night, highlighting the wrinkle in his forehead and the soft

Series || Herc/Raleigh Bingo Challenge

A collection of fic written off prompts from the Herc/Raleigh Bingo Challenge. These are all stand-alones, unless otherwise noted.

Football AU

Chuck gets drafted by the Jaguars.

Series || Recuperandae

Where Roxy is a good friend, Merlin feels bad for lying, Harry Hart is frustratingly good with children, and Eggsy has a very long, very emotional day.

Tether

Eggsy feels broken, like he’s only being held together by gravity, all the jagged pieces ready to fall apart. He doesn’t trust himself to speak, just clings to the doorframe and shakes like a leaf. The heart monitor beeps just

Series || We Didn’t Start the Fire

We’re all wounded in our own ways. Steve Rogers is a man out of time and a hero with no one to save. Antonia Stark just might need a rescue.

Ace of Spades

“This is your next target,” Merlin said into Harry’s earpiece, as Harry leaned forward to look at his laptop screen. It blacked out, for a moment, then a clip out of some interview began to play. The video was in

Much in Common

Knotting, and neither Alex nor Hank know what’s coming.

The Good Brother

A reworking of Pride & Prejudice. After the events of Ramsgate Darcy makes a choice that has an drastic effect on his life before the events of Hertfordshire.

What Happens In Vegas (But Rules Were Made to be Broken)

AKA: That Goddamn Stripper AU Wherein Raleigh Becket gets dragged to Las Vegas, gets a lapdance, then sleeps with a stripper. It’s less terrible than it sounds.

Unbreakable

The Becket brothers’ future as a jaeger pilot team falls apart before they even see Gypsy Danger. Now they’ll both have to find a new life, and there’s still a war on that they can’t lose. Raleigh has to take

Till You or Jane Return

A part reworking of Pride & Prejudice. Jane accompanies Elizabeth to Lambton with Gardiners, with interesting results, while Lydia is refused permission to go to Brighton.

The Calm

“Keep still,” Harry instructed quietly, his lips twitching with amusement. “Sure,” Eggsy said, and smiled when Harry gripped his chin lightly and turned his head away so that Eggsy’s eyes- or rather Eggsy’s glasses- couldn’t take him in anymore. Harry

Hideaways

“You keep – ow! – ace bandages inside your jacket?” Felicity is mind-boggled by this. “Like – inside?” “Yes,” Oliver says calmly, like this is no big deal at all, like it’s totally normal for somebody to sew medical supplies

Double Helix

The Hart twins, Harry and Henry, are equally enthralled by Eggsy. But is Eggsy equally enthralled by them?

Bluescreen

Orgasm reboots Extremis. This has interesting…repercussions.

Use Me

Peter wants to help Wade. Wants to make him feel beautiful, wants to make him feel wanted… Wants to put out the fire in his own gut whenever he sees the merc for what he really is. He does.

Made Up of Our Mistakes

“You tell her you love her every day, and you make the world better for both of you. It needs to be, you know, if you’re going live in it together.”

visceral

Raleigh is a big big fan of Chuck’s jacket, and this is just some really self-indulgent PWP.

The Cyborg Arm Job

The Leverage crew run into a new friend, find some buried treasure, and fight some Nazis. It’s a pretty good day.

Dig In Your Fingers

The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

So You Were Never a Saint

“I think Bond’s trying to be your friend,” Eve tells him. “…well,” Q says slowly, “this is a new and disturbing development.”

Feast

Unrepentant girl!Steve and Bucky smut — then and now.

Pride and Education

After the death of Mrs Bennet not long after Lydia’s birth, Mr Bennet hired a governess for his daughters and left her a free hand in raising them. With the arrival of a wealthy gentleman from London causing a splash