Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*
AU, cwrps, favorite, jared/jensen, lexzilla, r, realperson, slash
Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, trollprincess
Brendon Urie is and has always been a girl. She meets Gerard Way. Things happen.*
AT, brendon/gerard, cloudlessclimes, favorite, genderswap, het, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Dorian was just another boy; or so he considered himself to be. But certain beings have their sights on him. They’re Flyers; sensuous creatures that resemble the very angels by their massive wings, but possess the power to change a young man’s body to carry their offspring. Now Dorian must try to withstand the advances of the most beautiful creature he’s ever encountered, and harder still, accept that task he’s been chosen for.*
angst, death, fantasy, mpreg, nc17, original, slash, thera
Someone once asked him if he’d thought his life would turn out like this.*
AT, clark/lex, drama, favorite, henryjonesjr, kidfic, mpreg, nc17, sabershadowkat, slash, smallville
There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.*
adventure, angst, brendon/jon/ryan/spencer, brendon/ryan, dark, death, favorite, foursome, jon/spencer, lolab, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, violence
“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*
brendon/keltie/ryan, brendon/ryan, het, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, samedifference_, slash, smut, threesome
Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*
adellyna, AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
Ashlee and Pete marry in a small civil ceremony (one judge, a notary and Patrick) seven minutes after they apply for a marriage license (seventy two hours after Ashlee returns from her gynecologist). Despite this somewhat inauspicious beginning, Ashlee and Pete are overwhelmingly happy.*
angst, AT, brendon/ryan, brendon/spencer, death, kidfic, nc17, panicatthedisco, postcanon, realperson, rossetti, ryan/spencer, slash
“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, crossdressing, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
A year in the life; teaching at a private Catholic high school.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, telis
“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, realperson, savvygambols
Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*
adventure, AU, brendon/ryan, humor, ignipes, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*
angst, AU, drama, duo/heero, gundamwing, lonewolf, nc17, slash, toys
She was the youngest of the ones who’d survived.*
abuse, angst, favorite, firefly, kispexi2, mal/simon, nc17, slash, torture
A missed potion reveals a secret about Draco and Snape. They’re of a rare species and have sniffed out Harry as one of their own. Can Harry stand up to two violent, animalistic, sexually charged Slytherins?*
abuse, angst, creature, draco/harry, drama, harrypotter, lddurham, mpreg, nc17, rape, slash, torture, violence
Harry and Draco are a little older and wiser… but this vulnerable.* Sequel to Indago.
angst, creature, dark, draco/harry, harrypotter, lddurham, mpreg, nc17, postcanon, slash, torture, violence
Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*
AU, brendon/ryan, fluff, frank/gerard, imntsaying, mikey/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, softlyforgotten
To sum up: one month’s worth of off-the-cuff, unbetaed, unpolished Brendon/Ryan porn. Understand? :D*
brendon/ryan, jzbell, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.*
brendon/ryan, jzbell, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut, toys
Ryan’s allergic to roses. Well, maybe “allergic” is the wrong word for it.*
brendon/ryan, drugs, jzbell, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term.*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, drama, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, zarah5
Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, favorite, harrietvane, humor, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, harrietvane, kidfic, kink, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*
angst, AU, bloodsport, brendon/ryan, creature, dark, darksylvia, falloutboy, horror, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, violence
Brendon feels pretty dumb when he thinks about it later, but the first time he walks in on Ryan, he’s not actually sure what Ryan’s doing. He stands and stares for like a whole minute, frowning in confusion, because what, is Ryan in pain or something?*
brendon/ryan, longtimelurker, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Brendon Urie is a big damn rockstar and plays eight different instruments and cannot for the life of him get this fucking hotel room door open.*
brendon/ryan, kink, longtimelurker, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Brendon had always danced. Even when he was really little, he’d steal his older sisters’ dress-up skirts and twirl and twirl in them until he was sick and had to collapse to catch his breath, and then he’d do it again. Of course, he’d gotten older and stopped stealing his sisters’ clothing, mostly because they had no qualms about ganging up on him and forcibly taking it back, usually with merciless tickling and pinching. Was it his fault he fit their jeans better than they did?*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, darksylvia, falloutboy, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
When his alarm goes off, Ryan thinks very, very seriously about skipping his classes and calling in sick to work.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, jcondite, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, provetheworst, realperson, slash, smut
Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*
abuse, angst, arsenic, AU, bob/spencer, brendon/jon/ryan, dark, falloutboy, frank/gerard, horror, mikey/ray, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, rape, realperson, slash, violence
Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, formerlydf, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, postcanon, realperson, scifi, slash
Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*
AU, battiehattie, brendon/ryan, drama, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*
abuse, angst, AU, brendon/ryan, brendon/spencer, dark, emilyray, historical, horror, ignipes, jon/ryan, nc17, panicatthedisco, rape, realperson, slash, torture, violence
William owns a bakery in Chicago.*
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, gymclassheros, humor, lemmethinknooo, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis, travis/william
“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*
adventure, angst, AU, brendon/ryan, creature, dark, falloutboy, frank/gerard, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, seraph05, slash, violence
Brendon turns into a girl for a day and his bandmates cannot control their urges. And so, when Brendon turns back into a guy and discovers he is pregnant, no one knows who the father is.*
arcticgrey, AT, brendon/jon, brendon/ryan, brendon/spencer, genderswap, kidfic, mpreg, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.
AU, brendon/ryan, clairdebonair, falloutboy, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*
AU, brendon/ryan, clairdebonair, falloutboy, fluff, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*
arsenic, AU, brendon/ryan, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*
arsenic, AU, brendon/ryan, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
“Admit it,” Brendon said, leaning close and purring in Ryan’s ear, “I’m pretty much the girl of your dreams.”*
brendon/ryan, genderswap, het, jzbell, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
