Archive for September, 2007

Come Play With Me

Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the [...]

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*

Beach Music

Brendon Urie is and has always been a girl. She meets Gerard Way. Things happen.*

Angelika

Dorian was just another boy; or so he considered himself to be. But certain beings have their sights on him. They’re Flyers; sensuous creatures that resemble the very angels by their massive wings, but possess the power to change a young man’s body to carry their offspring. Now Dorian must try to withstand the advances [...]

Family, Friendship, and Love

Someone once asked him if he’d thought his life would turn out like this.*

The Present and the Distance

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is [...]

The Inevitable Slide

“Keltie wants to watch us fuck,” Ryan says evenly, like it’s a perfectly rational thing to throw out there and discuss.*

Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*

Kaleidoscope

Brendon has tits and Ryan AWTC!*

Once Upon a Time’s Only Fiction Until Tomorrow Becomes Today

Ashlee and Pete marry in a small civil ceremony (one judge, a notary and Patrick) seven minutes after they apply for a marriage license (seventy two hours after Ashlee returns from her gynocologist). Despite this somewhat inauspicious beginning, Ashlee and Pete are overwhelmingly happy.*