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String Theory, A Concerto for Violin in D Minor

Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*



Sex With Your Drugged Team Leader: Is It Really Such a Bad Idea?

“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*



Walk This Way

Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*



Absurdity Theory

Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*



Nephelai

Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*



The Geek’s and Goon’s Guides

Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*



An Introduction to the Characters of Finite Groups

In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*



Squandered

They don’t touch afterward – they untangle, sometimes laugh softly, trade well-meaning insults, and roll apart.*



A Wee Sabatical

There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*



And Then There Was Finn (A Farm In Iowa Story)

Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.



Down to You

Some things are more important than appearances.*



Scenes From an Unseen Life

And John pouted, which was on his list of things he really regretted he could no longer see. Because John Sheppard, Lieutenant Colonel, with his lips pursed out and shoulders slightly slumped was the exact incarnation of the best five-year-old’s pout he had ever witnessed.*



Double Occupancy

Being on the same planet with John Sheppard was aggravating enough, sometimes; being in the same body was an order of magnitude worse.*



Bluffing

When the boys tease Sheppard about McKay’s sexuality, Sheppard begins to question his own feelings while avoiding McKay, until an accident off-world forces a confrontation.*



The Universe Is Not Enough

“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*



Looking for Lamour

Don’t be sily, John says. You’re Bob and I’m Bing; now get in the car and let’s go find ourselves a Dorothy.*



Star Tissue

Sequel to Timebomb. Read that first.



Bound

John can just let go.*



Prince Charming

“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*



General & Dr. Sheppard

An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.



Toilet Paper, Tylenol, and the Geneva Convention

Rodney catches a cold.* Second in the A Far In Iowa Series.



A Farm In Iowa

John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.



Suddenly At Last

Rodney’s a genius, you know  – that means he can figure out stuff. Eventually.*



What (Who) I Did On My Summer Vacation

What if John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae?* Number 3 in the “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.” series.



True Colors

So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers?* The author titles this series of John/Rodney ficlets as “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.”



Coming Home

Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.



Resilience

Lt. Colonel John Sheppard and Dr. Rodney McKay’s relationship takes an unexpected turn after the Meet and Greet party for Atlantis’ new staff. Picks up right after Intruder.*



The R Word

Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*



An Affair to Remember

Rodney McKay meets international playboy Johnnie Sheppard on a cruise to the French Riviera.* Written for Reel_SGA challenge.



Once Upon a Furry Octopus

He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*



Simple Comforts

The little things that get you through a mission.*



Transcendental

Transcendental. Surpassing all others; superior.*



No Refunds or Exchanges

It shouldn’t have been that hard to get good help.*



Care and Feeding

The cat tipped its head back and looked up. “Sam, is that you?” There was a moment, and then the cat nodded slowly, up and down. A clear gesture, “Sam, you cut that out right now. It’s not funny.”*



If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids

Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*



I Put a Spell On You (Because You’re Mine)

Sam wakes up at 5:08 AM to a weird tapping against his back. He blinks slowly at the numbers on the alarm clock and tries to add up in his head how much longer he has to sleep. The alarm is set to go off at seven, and Sam thinks that one hour and fifty-two minutes more shuteye would be perfect if Dean will quit tapping or poking or whatever the fuck he’s doing to him.*



Just Because I’m an Adulterous Whore Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Have Feelings

Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*



Rubber Ducky (You’re the One)

Turning into a bright red rubber duck isn’t top on Dean’s list of “Oh Shit, I Would Give Anything For This Not to Have Happened” Things, but it’s definitely number two. Well, okay, maybe number three.*



How Did I Get Here?

Spencer’s day started with high-pitched screaming, and went downhill from there.*



A Beautiful Lifetime Event

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.*



Mau Loa Means the Time We Have

AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.*



Life at the North Pole

“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*



Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot

Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He’s managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he’s getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want? Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she’ll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot. John’s supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney’s learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?*



But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny

This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*



Skirting the Issue

Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*



But Never the Nights

When Rodney is being culled, John suddenly has to deal with the loss of his best friend. As for Rodney, things get downhill from there.* Set somewhere after The Hive, spoilers up to that episode.



In the Jumper Bay

Just to be clear from the very start: I take no responsibility for this whatsoever. It is all Luthien’s fault. She it was who pimped SGA to me tirelessly until I succumbed, and she it was who directly prompted this, this – whatever it is. (author’s note)*



My Brother’s Keeper

Ronon decides that Carson and Rodney both need a keeper.*



Alone In Your Mind

Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*



Kissing

Meditating on the OT4.*



Advantage

This slave owner thing was a lot of responsibility.*



Zelenka’s Still

“General O’Neill never said anything about mad Czech scientists blowing up stills,” he said conversationally. This is easily the funniest thing ever. This always makes me feel better.*



The Cup of Silence

On the first day of the fall semester, J.D. Russell discovered his teaching assistant salary was less than advertised, his counterpoint professor was either habitually stoned or mentally ill, not sure which, and his car had just suffered some kind of possibly terminal injury.*



Childish Things

Dean’s little brother is suddenly kinda… little.*



Give or Take the Subject or the Verb

Dean and Sam have to explore their feelings in order to solve the case.*



A Goodbye Kiss

Jensen disappears without a trace and Jared finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy that he couldn’t have imagined on his best day.*



More Human Than Human

“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*



El Sol Naciente

According to the folk song, “There is a house in New Orleans they call the ‘Rising Sun’.” Well, they got the name right, if not the town, because when Dean and Sam find a hotel called El Sol Naciente in the middle of the desert, they realise pretty quickly that something is wrong. The only question is whether they can defeat the evil at the heart of The Rising Sun before it uses their own desires to destroy them.*



Freaky Tuesday

Prompt: bodyswap!*



Digital

“I want something that can’t be supplied by the world. Fina, create for me the perfect companion.” “Perfect, Mr. Maxwell? Perfection, specify.” “Create someone that does not bore me, go beyond the boundaries.”*



Ray and His Thinking/Feeling/Wanting Cock

A while back somebody somewhere was bitching about sentient cocks in fanfic. And, for some reason, that made me want to write about Ray Kowalski’s sentient cock, or, failing that, just write a story where I talked about his cock a lot.*



I Don’t Wanna Be In Love

A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*



All Your Car Games Are Belong to Us

Throwing things out the window, and schmoop.*



Hate You Didn’t Try

Pretty angst.



Drink Up, Baby Down

This be the one where Sam gets his cherry popped.* Third in the series. Follows We’re Not Discussing It.



We’re Not Discussing It

This is an in-depth look at the flashback scene from For the Love of a Chevy, so you might want to read that first.*



Sex Things

John and Rodney, sweet and porny. That’s basically it.*



Downtime

John and Rodney enjoy some unexpected downtime.*



Two Weeks

What would you do with your last two weeks?*



For the Love of a Chevy

Dean kind of likes his car… and Sam. You know?*



Requesting a Fly-by

Logan plays a Halloween trick on Veronica, and ends up treating her as well.*



Beauty In the Eye of the Beholder

Who says all love is blind?*



There a Piece of a Puzzle

Sometimes you just can’t help yourself.*



(Wise Men Say) Only Fools Rush In

Later, Dean would remember that Certain Doom smells a lot like fried chicken.*



When the Dealin’s Done

Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*



Guidelines: Regulations

Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.



Guidelines: Beginnings

Jim failed the Sentinel Program; Blair has a few theories.*



A Gathering of Sentinels

Blair is taken against his will and brought to a holding area for Sentinels that are in desperate need of a Guide.*



Recovery Epic

Blair tries to find himself after he decides that he can’t stay in Cascade. Jim isn’t ready to give up.*



Visiting Alex

Two weeks after they’re back from Sierra Verde, Alex regains consciousness and Jim decides to go see her.*



In Vino Veritas

A drunken Blair lives to rue the day he let his little ‘secret’ slip to his partner.*



In Memory

A woman waits for news and remembers. She is soon joined by two others with memories of their own.*



Kindergarten Cop

Jim Ellison goes undercover to try to find the runaway paramour, and son, of a crime boss. He’s about to face his toughest challenge yet — riding herd on a class of six-year-olds — and possibly finding the love of his life.*



Unsung

A natural disaster hits Cascade, bringing out the pure Sentinel in Jim – much to Blair’s initial dismay.*



Culinary Art

Jim owns a restaurant and Blair eats there. Love at first sight, baby!*



Quiet

Aya had half-buckled his coat and was on his way out of the door of the mobile flower shop when a movement in the dark caught his eye.* From the Wild series.



Reckless

“It’s gone quiet back there at least.”* From the Wild series.



Help

“Ken, you need help. This isn’t an option.”* From the Wild series.



Blood

Ken leaned against the door to Crawford’s office, his heart thudding in his chest.* From the Wild series.



Evil

Ken sat on his hands and locked his arms rigid, shoulders almost brushing his ears. He glared at the table in front of him. A pile of photographs lay there, one on top of the other, ordinary, everyday things. The top one was a football.* From the Wilds series.



Lost

“If only he would let me. If only I could talk to him!” Omi lifted his face, his eyes huge puddles of tears.* From the Wild series.



Late

Aya gazed out of the window, barely hiding his irritation from the customer he was wrapping flowers for. He took her money with a forced smile that flashed on and off his face so fast she would have missed it if she’d blinked.* First in the Bonding series.



Sharing

“Just one drawer would do, maybe a bit of space on the bookshelf. There’s no need to make such a fuss, Yohji.”* From the Bonding series.



Trust

Aya watched the door swing open, and hid the smile that threatened to spread across his face.* From the Bonding series.



Wrapped

Aya felt unaccountably nervous. He hadn’t bought presents for anyone except Aya-chan for a long time. And never for a lover.* From the Bonding series.



Indigo Sheets

It had been a long night, and all Yohji wanted to do was collapse into his wide, soft bed and sleep.* Follows More Than Good.



Kitty-chan

Yohji was on the corner across the street when he heard the low, annoyed shout of “Buy something or LEAVE!” echo out from inside the flower shop.*



White Desires

They had brought his into a vast echoing space, dimly lit by a single obscured bulb so that the small pool of light fell only around the doorway.*



Unexpected

Yohji was just about to take a sip of his first drink of the night when Aya slammed out of the tiny bathroom on the far side of the trailer, utterly naked except for a disheveled yukata sticking awkwardly to his wet body.*



Mending Fences

Sequel to Shadow Games, taking place the very morning after the end of the last story.*



To Bury the Hurt of Memory

A dark, serious Aya/Yohji fic. Yohji gets into an accident and suffers traumatic amnesia. I cried. A lot.



Of Duty, Atonement, and Redemption

The fallout from the Arcturus project might be more complicated than it seemed to be at first.*



Rules of Engagement

Apparently, he was going to marry Rodney McKay.*



Campfire Law

The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*



Academic

“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*



Ordinary Life

“So, uh,” Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. “You’re not so much his mathmetician as you are his ‘mathmetician’.”*



A Supermarket in California

John ends up refurbishing a supermarket two blocks from campus, and finds that this might be home.*



I’m With Genius

“All I’m saying,” Rodney complained, and John heard him take the flashlight out of his mouth so he could pronounce consonants, “is that you could have tried a little harder to resist Princess Sparkleberry over there.”*



Weapons of Some Distruction

“At least it wasn’t a Russian mail order bride.”* Set during those mostly-missing six weeks on Earth in episode 3×10 – The Return Part 1.



Aegis

The Ancients’ genes didn’t just confer the power to activate their technology. For ten percent of Earth’s population, like John Sheppard, the ATA gene also gave them Gifts: special abilities that made them admired, envied, and feared. Sheppard was a Charmer, one of the feared ones, whose particular Gift let him create faith whenever he needed to be trusted or believed. But Sheppard didn’t trust himself not to destroy what he loved most. And somewhere along the line, amid the terror and chaos of the Expedition’s first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, what Sheppard loved most had become Rodney McKay. McKay didn’t trust anyone. As soon as you started trusting people, you started counting on them, depending on them, and that was when you became vulnerable. And vulnerable things didn’t survive. So just when, exactly, had he started trusting Sheppard? And what was going to happen, now that he did?*



Every Day In Every Way

“I’m here to propose an arrangement. Between us. I assume you remember our talk from earlier today and how… challenging dating can be on Atlantis. And since we’ve established that you’re attracted to me, I think it would be mutually beneficial for us to have sex.”*



And All We Have

Earth is gone, lost to the Ori and Atlantis has to take a hard look at how to survive now that they’re on their own.*



The Proposal

Life doesn’t always turn out the way you expect it to.* Sequel to The Proposition.



Fireball

Ladies and gentleman, your driver of the Number 21 Air Force Ford Fusion, John Sheppard.*



Adaptations

Doctor Rodney McKay might be the most intelligent man in two galaxies, capable of saving Atlantis and all who live in her a dozen times a week (before and after coffee, even, although the first means nobody wants to get close enough to give him any help), but some things still evade him.*



The Last Test

When Rodney decides to expand their sexual repitoire, John learns some things he wasn’t expecting.*



You’re Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)

Rodney crossed his arms under his breasts. “Well, this is stupid. And typical. Both my opportunities for hot gay sex and heterosexual sex are ruined!”*



Sleep Like the Tide

John deserves this after being kicked out, sent away, and cast adrift on a planet that didn’t make any sense and had no real use for him.* John/Rodney/Ronon threesome. Spoilers for The Return Part 2.



A Female Thing

John gets turned into a woman.*



First Times and Fear of Discovery

It was the tenth time they’d done this. It was their eleventh kiss.*



From Debris

In which laundry is dealth with, Pi is harped on, and Rodney panics.*



Solum Patriae

Ronon shares a bit of Sateda with the team.*



Sex Ed

“I think this is the part where Carson gets a banana,” Rodney offered. “Do we have anything that looks like a banana?”*



The X Factor

“You’re incredibly weird, do you know that? And gorgeous. And also annoying, and entirely too smart and too charming for anyone’s good, and I should completely and utterly loathe you.”*



Freedom’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose

SGC finally stops calling him by December. Rodney celebrates by writing a final exam for his relativity class so difficult that it reduces four students to tears in the exam hall. Upon reflection, he decides to be merciful and offer partial credit.*



The World According to Rover

Enemies, green beans, oatmeal, and a cart. Really.*



Teamwork

There is an Earth where things have turned out a little differently, and the people who go to Atlantis aren’t quite the ones we know.*



Care In the Holding

“You brought me here to show me your gun?”*



The Weight In My Hand

John, Rodney, sex.*



Depth Perception

John and Rodney are stranded on a planet together, and Rodney finds out John isn’t exactly the guy he thought he was.*



Popcorn, Jr. Mints, and Rodney McKay

Rodney claimed he would have figured it out eventually, that he was a genius, and it was only a matter of time and – if case John hadn’t noticed – he’d been a little busy saving Atlantis from imminent doom of one sort or another, so excuse the hell out of him if he wasn’t actually aware that the head of Atlantis’s military was pining away with big gay love for him.*



Silence = Death

Jensen Ackles has a problem: while his newly-gay boyfriend Jared is perfectly fine with Jensen, their daughters and he all moving into their first home together, he’s not fine with telling his parents about his new life. It doesn’t take long until Jensen’s wish for Jared to come out and to stand up for his family leads to fights and tension. When the perfect occasion arises – the birthday of Jared’s mother – Jared finally gives in and agrees to take Jensen and their daughters to San Antonio to meet his parents. The trip to Texas sucks everyone into a proper roller coaster ride of emotions.*



So Close to My Heart

Dr. Jared and single-dad Jensen in Seattle, with love and complications.*



Crushed in Cordova

After losing his wife, Jensen’s determined to be a good father, even though he doesn’t ever plan on dating again. But once he meets Jared, everything changes.*



About Boys

“So is it gonna be a girl or a boy?”*



Trick and Treat

Sam is turned into a kid on Halloween, and adult Dean has to take him trick or treating.*



Birds Fly Backwards

After Sam does his Sam thing in 2.21, Dean moves on, finds himself missing his brother and raising a baby girl.*



Ten Simple Rules

Dean only has ten simple rules when it comes to anyone dating his daughter.*



Saving Grace

Preseries, Weechester!Fic. A bath time discussion with Sammy makes Dean realize that perhaps life isn’t so bad afterall.*



Endings and Beginnings

Sam and Dean reunite after four years apart. Sam is burying his past, and Dean is holding his future.*



The One With the Kid (For Lack of a Title)

The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.



Babyverse

“Just to be clear: there are no ASSBABIES in this babyverse.”*



School Challenge

In which Ray has trouble letting go, Fraser is stern, and someone goes to school.* A preview to A Passing Feeling.



Into a Full and Clear Light

Sam and Dean investigate a series of disappearances and end up learning a lot more than they bargained for.*



Don’t Go Mistaking Paradise

Jensen loves only two things in his life: drumming and his best friend Jared. Unfortunately, Jared, his head buried in his painting and a years old crush on a girl named Sandy, only knows about the drumming.*



The Only Thing We Have To Fear

Inspired by Jensen’s story at the Paley Festival. He takes a shortcut through the mental hospital from Asylum. It’s CREEPY. And then Jared shows up.*



It Doesn’t Show Signs of Stopping

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French ticklers.*



Not a Word

When Jared can’t speak, he and Jensen have to figure out new ways to communicate.*



Always/Never

Sam finally cashes in his rain check. Dean never saw it coming.*



Best Laid Plans

Sam is always prepared. Dean’s birthday is no exception.*



The Road Not Taken

In Crush, Pamela says, “I was too scared to even tell just once how much you mean to me. How much I wanted to help you grow up.” Lex replies by saying, “I wish you had. I might be a better man.”*



The Wedding of Martha’s Son

Sequel to The Courtship of Martha’s Son.



The Courtship of Martha’s Son

Finding out about Clark’s sexual leaning one night over mashed potatoes and gravy, Martha approaches the only man that she feels can keep her son safe.*



The Sink That Ate Christmas

Five years after the end of Omiai, Clark and Lex host their first Christmas in their new house.* Sequel to Omiai and The Oak Tree and the Cypress.



The Oak Tree and the Cypress

When you begin something, if you are wise, you realize that the beginning presages its own ending.* Sequel to Omiai.



Omiai

A long story about Froot Loops, celery salt, dorkdom, and — oh yeah — marriage.*



Subtext

Clark takes Lex to the movies.*



Chupa Chup

What do you do with a drunken Lex?*



The Games Series

A hot summer’s day and a wet Clark prove to be more than Lex can handle.*



Words

Lex pushed in roughly, not too rough, just rough enough to get that sounds out of Clark, the one somewhere between a whimper and a gasp that always went straight to Lex’s cock.*



The Lionel In Winter

“The plane!”*



A Date With the President

Clark and Lex further their relationship after meeting again, five years in the future.*



Mouse: A Definition

An alien Clark reached adulthood. Lex has mice.*



Rhythm of the Night

It’s all in the rhythm.*



Deep Throat

Clark has it all figured out. Really.*



Lex, You’re Very Naked

Clark finds Lex naked.*



Pinecrest

Blair gets a life.*



The Right Guide

Blair figures out how Jim can better control his senses, but he needs another Guide to do so.*



The Accidental Guide

Jim wasn’t looking for a guide, but then he met Blair Sandburg.*



Game For Murder

Profiler Blair Sandburg faces a puzzling case but finds more danger in facing the senior Ellison.* Sequel to A Wake For Murder.



A Wake For Murder

Scotland Yard requests the aid of profiler Blair Sandburg and Detective Ellison. Will they find their jobs waiting for them if they take the case?* Sequel to Murder By Ritual.



Murder By Ritual

Cascade profiler, Blair Sandburg, is off to London for a speaking engagement. The only problem is murder threats and mayhem follow. Can his assigned bodyguard help?*



Pennies For the Jungle

A young doctor encounters a mysterious native in the jungles of Borneo.*



Guidelines: Power Play

Jim and Blair try to find a normal life, but others seek power and threaten the pair.* Sequel to Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.



Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

Jim and Blair make a life for themselves outside of USSP rules.* Sequel to Guidelines: Regulations.



Settle

The week before Christmas, John drags both of them to Minnesota; five cars off a bridge in two weeks, no bodies, and dogs won’t get within a mile of the lake. Sam doesn’t want to go and Dean won’t stop giving his shit about it, even more of a bitch than usual.*



Oxford

Dean won’t stop stealing his clothes.*



Lexicon

The year she turns sixteen, Sam’s Christmas list to her father has exactly three things on it: a house, a real Christmas tree, and the OED. Her list to Dean is a little better, offered up at three am, half asleep against his shoulder as they’re driving through Ohio.*



Landslide

It all starts with a headache.*



Pressing

The first time is just outside of Boston, on the shoulder of an exit ramp. It’s thirty five degrees and pouring rain, and one of their headlights is out; Dean’s got two wrenches and a replacement light bulb, and he’s been fucking with it for fifteen minutes.*



A Boy Named Sue

After Objects In Space, Jayne’s plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consequence.*



Stoplight

Sam, Dean, and a night involving a flat tire, a shower, and some kissing.*



Where It Is

In essence: one pretty surefire way of getting rid of Sam’s pissy mood.*



Highway 101

After she dies, Sam’s okay.*



Mile Zero

Dean got sick about the time they crossed the Kansas border, heading east into Missouri.*



Wide Open Ocean

He went home with two slices of leftover pizza and the strange impression that McKay could almost have been a nice guy, if he hadn’t been an asshole.*



Long Lay the World

Dean gives Sam a house for Christmas. THIS IS ALL THE SUMMARY YOU NEED.



Palatine

It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.*



Trifecta

Sam and Dean hook up through threesomes.*



Gender Studies

Sam and Dean spend the afternoon wading through the swamp around a voodoo priestess’s cabin in New Orleans, and by the time they get back to the hotel, it’s all Sam can do to take a shower and climb into bed.* Sequel to Radical Feminism.



Where You’ve Always Been

This is how it starts: Brendon wakes up in Ryan’s bed for the 47th time in a row and rolls over to look wistfully at Ryan, as is his custom. For about fifteen minutes in the morning, Brendon has time to just look and pretend that Ryan doesn’t have a wall, chain link fence, barbed wire and a moat around him. But this time, on the 47th morning, Ryan isn’t there.* Sequel to Back to Where You Are.



Changes

He made a decision. No one else would die because of him. Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts, reflecting all the events of the Healing series.*



Behind Blue Eyes

Hidden behind the blue eyes of Harry Jameson are the green eyes of Harry Potter, and the knowledge of many things to come.*



Another Chance

The war is long over, yet darkness has not all gone. Harry Potter continues to fight, but can he take it for long? What does he do when the person he cares for most falls?*



Healing

The final battle has just taken place on the front lawn of number four, Privet Drive, but where is Harry Potter? Why does Minerva rush back to Hogwarts?*



No Way to Treat a Guide

Naomi, my mother, always told me, “You can be whatever you want to be, sweetheart.”*



Sang de Boeuf

Detective Jim Ellison and his partner Megan Connor enroll in Pottery Class for an undercover assignment, and one of them becomes teacher’s pet.*



The Shadows Series

A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.



Cirrus

It’s all Sam’s fucking fault.*



An Undreamt Thing

The first time it happens, they’re in a bar outside of Reston, Virginia. Sam’s out the other side of grateful and into really fucking pissed off; apparently he’d rather be six feet under than have both of them alive, perfectly fine. Dean doesn’t get it.*



Radical Feminism

Dean turns into a girl. Sam has… issues.*



Inferno’s Touch

The G-boys are firemen!*



One of the Darkness, One of the Light

Buffy is forced into a prophecy involving Spike. Can they both survive it?*



Paradigm Shift

Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*



Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One

Sam gets whammied in an unexpected way.* This is a genderswap fic. Kinda.



When It Crackles

A cult is rumored to be guarding the Fountain of Youth. Oh, and while investigating it, Sam and Dean get roped into getting married.*



Ripping Mended Seams

We all know John disappeared because he got a lead on the demon, but what if he ran off when the boys were still kids?*



Bloodstones and Kisses

What exactly IS going on in that Salem church?* Sequel to Man, I Feel Like a Woman.



There’s Gotta Be A Punchline In Here Somewhere

The boys switch bodies. Aaaand cue chaos.*



Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Dean finally gets his just desserts for his womanizing ways.*



Someone More Like Myself

Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*



There’s a Light On In Chicago

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*



The Meaning of My Life Is…

Brendon and Spencer have a baby.*



Anywhere You Let It Go

“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*



The Grasshopper Unit

One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.



Something Better

We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*



Sleepover

Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years.*



Baby the Skies Will Be Blue

Spencer’s sitting cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a thin pair of sleep pants and one of Jon’s old tour t-shirts. The baby’s resting in the cradle of his folded legs, her head on his thigh, her tiny hands fisted in the air as Spencer feeds her from a bottle. Follows that “Jon/Spencer baby thing.”*



Asking to Be Born

“Oh, fuck.” Pete throws his head back, panting, fingers scrabbling at Patrick’s sweat-slick back. “Fockfuckfuck, Patrick, Patrick.”*



‘Til the Seas Run Dry

“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.



Don’t Worry If It’s Not Good Enough (For Anyone Else to Hear) or Pear Wentz’s Bedtime Story #1356

“Well,” Pete says slowly, “did I ever tell you about that time the music was banned?”*



Domestic

Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.



Found Days

Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*



Bob Bryar’s Secret Baby Project

Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence.*



Full Disclosure

“Johnny,” she says, “this is your dad.”*



The Circle’s End

What do you do when seven years is actually someone’s whole life time?*



Make Me Believe

When a job goes bad, Simon discovers that there is a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.*



By Any Means

Simon thrust the needle into the man’s arm. The young man would not remember anything that had happened in the last six hours.*



Terms of Surrender

Continuation of a theme.* Sequel to Army of One.



Army of One

The first two meetins didn’t work, but what about the third?* Sequel to Ship of Fools.



Ship of Fools

A second meeting.* Sequel to Company of Strangers.



Company of Strangers

A different meeting. The first fic in a small series. It’s hard to resist.*



Pussyfooting

Mal has an option about Simon that he is asked to prove.* This is just barely over the “too schmoopy!” line for me, but the sex is too hot to not share.



Dangerous Cargo

Mal takes on some new cargo that proves as troublesome as Simon and River.*



How I Soar

AU, branching off near the ending of the BDM, so potentially spoilerish if you haven’t seen it.*



Crazy’s Rescue Mission

When River has to rescue some of the crew, a secret she’s been hiding comes out. As a result, there’s only one person left on Serenity that she trusts, a man they call Jayne.*



A Mite Unpredictable

Set after Serenity, the life of the crew continues and changes as the past affects the present.*



A New Day Dawning

Months after Early’s visit, things begin to change. Secrets are revealed and feelings are born. Will the crew be able to handle an adult River, or more importantly, will Jayne?* I’m not entirely certain about this story. Parts of the characterization is spot-on, and parts are out in left field. It certainly makes for an interesting read though.



Coup de Grace

Sometimes all it takes is one swift blow, and all is lost, or won.* Sequel to Cuts Both Ways.



Cuts Both Ways

On a ship so small, eventually, someone is bound to find out. Especially if caution is thrown to the wind.* Sequel to Double-Edged Sword.



Double-Edged Sword

After a job goes wrong, a few things go right.*



Sketch In Three Moods

Simon’s annoyed, Simon’s aroused, Simon’s sad, and Mal is there for it all.*



Home Is Where The Heart Is

The unthinkable happens.*



Things That Haunt Us

They wake up together. They go to bed together. Oh yeah – and stuff happens in between.*



Clean

Simon, Kaylee, shower, ’nuff said.*



Read My Mind

Everyone has psychic powers! But then things get confusing.*



I Know the World’s a Broken Bone and Would You Kill Me In My Sleep

The sequel of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep. Starts fourteen years later… to the day, from the ending of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep.



Shadow Games

An alternate ending/beginning to the happenings of Gluhen with some Weiss side B influences thrown in.*



Last Chance, Heart Breaker

When he wakes up, everything is dark.*



Wuxing (Five Goings)

Whereas Western thought developed the idea of elements as substances, and Indian thought as emanations, Chinese philosophy conceived of the five elements, or Wu Xing, as dynamic states of change.*



Heero’s Fourth

Heero is a prince in waiting.*



Late Night Livin’

Jensen is a stripper, Jared is an innocent college boy that falls head over heels in lust for him, but will Jensen’s deep, dark secret and Jared’s sexual confusing destroy everything?*



For We Are Not Blessed, Merely Eternal

“It took Sam a while to work it out, why we weren’t working right, but a few years back he did. And he kissed me again, but it was him, not some-” Dean paused, then spat the word, “-monster.”*



Passenger

Dean is possessed. Unpleasantness ensues.*



The Road Trip Series

Re-entry. It’s always the part I hate the most. It’s when you’re the most vulnerable.*



Clean Cut

Trenton Vittelli and Clive are a happy, firmly established couple, but not all relationships are as good as theirs. Bryant McAllister is Trenton’s teammate. He is also caught in an abusive, exploitative relationship with his swim coach. Trent and Clive take an interest in Bryant. Clive is angered when he learns that Priory Lowell, in order to gratify his own twisted desires, has forced Bryant into a submissive role. Bryant is confused about his own sexuality and his place in the world. Clive, sensing a fledgling Dom, helps him find the determination to break free. Sequel to Clean Sweep.*



Clean Sweep

The path to true love is never smooth. That goes double if you’re an underage boy in love with a rampantly sexual dominant who just happens to run a hair salon. Trenton Vittelli meets Clive when he is only fourteen, just beginning to awaken to his own sexuality. Love at first sight, at least on Trenton’s part. Clive isn’t exactly uninterested, but his scruples are tougher than the leather he wears, and he won’t touch the boy until he’s of age.*



Pinecrest 2

Loving Jim and having Jim love him in return had been his heart’s desire for years. But was it what he really wanted? Was it what he could live with?*



Taming of the Guide

Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*



Bygones

Ray is brutally attacked by a man he once arrested. He recovers with Fraser’s help.* An absolutely massive epic that is both hurty and fun to read. Link goes to a complete listing of the author’s fiction. Just scroll around until you find the Bygones series.



Love and Mischief

When Strife interferes in a wedding, some very influential people are not pleased, and he is sentenced to work with Cupid to fix things. Strife finds himself growing closer and closer to the God of Love. Can Cupid help Strife overcome a dark incident in his past, and find love?*



Where Do Fallen Angels Go

Young hustler, Blair Sandburg, unwillingly becomes embroiled in a serial murder. Only Jim Ellison, a cop with a distaste for hustlers, can stand between him and certain death.*



Two Faces

Jim and Blair meet under VASTLY different circumstances. But they end up in the same place.*



Bloodraven

A very brutal look into a young man’s introduction into the world of slavery at the hands of invading ogre forces and his own discovery of inner power that might prove to be his salvation.*



Dynasty of Ghosts

A blood feud between warning kingdoms places a young man with the unique ability to see ghosts in a precarious situation, where only he might be able to save the prince heir.*



Reform School

Jim is the headmaster of a Military Boys School. Any guess as to who the delinquent is?*



From Nothing

It is the year 2007. The Slayerettes are all in their mid-twenties, still fighting the forces of darkness in Sunnydale with Giles. Spike is found by Buffy on a rescue operation, and is stunned by his condition. She vows to herself to bring him back, so he can exact revenge, but finds herself drawing closer and closer to the vampire.*



Incarnate

Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*



The Beginning’s End

In the face of bitter betrayal and confused passion, they found each other.*



I Know Who I Want

In the face of bitter betrayal and confused passion, they found each other. Now, among the anger and jealousy of others who resent their love, can they remember what drew them together in the first place? Can they remember – or even acknowledge – who they want?*



Borderlines

Casey and Zeke explore their borders.*



Stoned

A couple of weeks into August, after Sam’s finally sure that everything relating to hell and demons is good and finished, Dean comes back from a bar weaving.*



Thunderhead

Sam spends the first three days after wrapped around him like a blanket, in the middle of threadbare hotel sheets in North Dakota with thunderstorms rolling in across the plains.*



Handled

Dean’s comfortable upper limit for one day is sixteen hours driving, so by eighteen, she’s pretty miserable, and when they stop to stretch their legs at twenty, Sam watches her from up against the car and takes the keys out of her hands when she comes back.*



Radiating

“Of all the motherfucking dumbass stupid things to do, Dean-” Sam starts in before he’s even in the car.*



Varsity

Sam likes girls. It’s not some big thing, not anything he has to tell everybody. He just does. He likes the way they offer to lend him their notes when he misses class, how they huddle in groups by the drinking fountains, the ones who wear heels and the track stars. He likes the girl in the front of his geometry class, the one who knows the answer to every problem set, and he likes the departmental secretary, two years out of college with button down shirts that don’t close all the way. Sam likes white lace bra straps and cinnamon chewing gum and the way they look in the back of the Impala, spread out and flushed underneath his hands.*



Eventuality

Three days after Bela puts the Colt to Lilith’s head and walks her backwards into a Devil’s Trap, Sam tries to follow Dean into the bathroom when he goes to shower, and Dean almost puts a fist through a wall.*



Heat

By the time Sam finds a room at a Microtel just outside of Chattanooga, it’s pushing two in the morning and Dean’s asleep in the passenger seat underneath his jacket.*



The Sun Always Shines Here

The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*



I’ve Got Your Number One Bullet Right Here, Baby

Patrick’s never been any damn good at ignoring Pete Wentz.*



Happy With the Consequence

Sex pollen-ish fic.*



I’ve Got Headaches and Bad Luck (But They Don’t Touch You)

Patrick just wants to get laid! Is that really too much to ask?*



The Last Best Place

“Dude,” Pete says, dropping down onto the lounge couch next to Patrick. “Dude, did you know we’re playing a bar show in Billings?”*



And Not, When I Came to Die, Discover That I Had Not Lived

It’s not at all representative of the anger pooling in my abdomen, but I’m not lying when I say I don’t wanna get into it.* Chronicles Pete and Patrick’s complicated relationship, from best friends to more, in alternating first-person POV, post-Best Buy Incident through the present. This author has kind of disappeared off the face of the planet and that makes me sad. I’ve been obsessively trolling the community in hopes of catching the next part (tags! tags are awesome, people. use them!) but if anyone knows anything about this author or this story could you email me? I’d love to know how it ends…



Put the Horse Before the Cart

Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*



Tides They Turn (Here We Are)

The first time Patrick brought it up again after it happened, it was to ask for a divorce.*



Some Assembly Required

Pete reflects and remembers how they got here.*



A Fool Could See (I Touch Myself)

It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.*



Concatenation, the Birth of Babel, and Other Acoustic Rebellions

Patrick, the musical prodigy and sheltered student. Joe, the ex-student, pissed off and exultant. Pete, the privileged rebel, the visionary. Andy the maquis. Together, somehow, they become a band.*



I Wondered When Your Countenance Would Change (From Sunshine and Vanilla to the Raven Tones of Rage)

Some people are really good liars. Some people can lie like breathing, they can look you straight in the face and sell you on a green sky and a moon made of cheese and send you away happy.*



Kinky Like That (Or, This Is Just the Happiest Place on Earth)

Pete was in what people called a fucking bad mood. He was glowering. It takes energy to glower in the furnace-like heat that was Orlando’s shimmering summer, but he was doing it, alright, and doing it good. It was really Patrick’s fault. After the show last night, when they were sleeping (well, he didn’t get to sleep) Patrick had kicked him mercilessly; stolen all the covers (and one of his pillows); and had the AC turned to arctic levels.*



Incident Light

“And that’s why Jon Walker is coming over in like, twenty minutes with his camera.”*



For This Moment To Be Free

best friends means.*



Wishes on First Kisses

Currently PeteandPatrick, also PetePatrick, still no surprising anybody, are sitting in a hotel room in varying states of frustration.*



Apart, Apart

It’s 3:47 a.m. when Pete starts dialing.*



Untitled Little Ficlet

Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*



The Million Things We Never Were

Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*



I Got You Babe

Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*



Little You And I

Everyone loves Pete. It’s like a prerequisite for going to school here.*



What Countries the Seconds

It’s the sound of the phone ringing that statles Pete from a restless, shivering half-sleep he fell into only because his body just couldn’t stay awake any longer.*



Better With a Pen (But Alright In Bed Too)

Pete likes to draw on Patrick’s skin. This leads to porn. Obviously.*



Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas

Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*



I’ve Got New Shoes (Intelligence Included)

Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*



Patricksitting (Call It A Love Song)

When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*



Fuck the Paradox

Spencer says he has stupid hair.*



The Boy In the Box

Simon doesn’t pick up River on Persephone. Instead HE is put in the cryo-chamber.*



Resistance

Sometimes learning to let go is just as hard as holding on.* Set after both the series and movie.



Simple Simon

Mal starts to self-destruct after Inara announces she’s leaving and Simon decided to intercede.*



Smooth

Mal and Simon do a job together. What a big shock that nothing goes smooth.*



No Exit

Life is what is made of it, even in the black, through missions gone awry, pranks and unexpected affections.*



A Thoughtful Sort of Day

Mal gets Simon a present.*



Later

And finally…* Sequel to Terms of Surrender. Final in the series.



My Epistolary Romance

One night a couple years back, in the middle of someone’s house party after a show, Patrick asks Pete if he wants to have sex.*



I Like Finger Instruments and Mouth Organs — 18 (glenview)

So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*



The Wolf Prince

Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*



Turn My Head Into Sound

Pete Wentz has a big mouth.*



You Can’t Be Missed If You Never Go Away

They’re rare, these lazy Saturday evenings alone, after lazier Satuday afternoons and even lazier mornings when they don’t untwine themselves until nearly noon, and there are a million other things they could be doing—should be doing, really—but instead they’re lying here, rain running in long, thin rivulets down the windows as they sprawl across their bed.*



Filthy Kings

The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*



Breathed Upon

Honest truth? Patrick never considered himself a particularly creative person.*



I Wouldn’t Kiss That If I Were You

Once upon a time, in the middle of the night when the band had a rare night off on the road, Joe said, “Patrick. You gotta come over here.”*



One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*



Before Your Afternoon Coffee

Patrick wakes up to Pete on his floor.*



In Lieu of the Judiciary

Patrick bails Pete out of jail after a mild infraction.*



Second Firsts

Patrick loses his virginity twice.*



Call It Enough

The trick with Patrick was knowing when to believe him.*



You Know

“I’m going to get punched,” Patrick said.*



Compulsion

Pete doesn’t even notice at first.*



Gay Is Not a Synonym for Stump-Sexual

Pete isn’t quite sure what he thought was going to happen when he wrote G.I.N.A.S.F.S. but he definitely thought it would be more spectacular than this.*



Can They Keep It

Patrick was the last one he told, mainly because Patrick was the dangerous one.*



Time to Dance, Dance

Patrick rubbed his nose as he put down the guitar and snagged Pete’s loose notes; he was safely hidden away in Joe’s basement, forcing some words and music together. He had deliberately chosen to spend some time in Joe’s house, instead of Pete’s, because he couldn’t bother with all the questions. Really, he just couldn’t.* Sequel to Circa 2001.



You’ll Know When You Get There

Patrick was tired; that kind of tired where you just stand around stupidly, blinking at the tiny room with its tinier beds, while your band-mates staggered about, throwing down their bags and rooting around for toothbrushes and maybe a change of clothes. Or in Pete’s case, actual underwear he’d put on because he was going commando under his tight jeans at that very moment.*



With the Moon In His Arms

Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.



Ordinary Boy

Sometimes, Pete really hates his job.*



The Right Way Up

Not the typical pregnancy.*



The Last Good Thing About This Town

Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*



Telepathy Means Never Having Privacy When You’re Jerking Off

When counting down all the best parts of being a rock star, no one would really put ‘makes it easier to beat off’ on the list. Or at least Pete Wentz would have told you that, if you’d asked him yesterday.*



After the Boys of Summer Have Gone

Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*



Hold Your Bets Off Now

Don’t you know/how sweet and wonderful life can be?/I’m askin’ you, baby/To get it on with me.*



Rather Fight With You

Pete hasn’t slept in five days.*



All I Want For Christmas

“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*



A Five-Letter Word Meaning Ardor

Oh, like you’ve never had a crush on someone you work with.*



Amnesia Fic

“Are we together?” asks Patrick and what Pete hates most about him is how hesitant he sounds. “It looked. I mean. I thought we might be.”*



Sessions

Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.



How to Be A Rockstar, by Patrick M. Stumph, Age Seventeen

Patrick never should have let Joe talk him into sharing a joint, but the bartender in this club actually served him beer and the tour is almost over and Patrick is equal parts exhausted and amped up from a really good show, and fuck it, he deserves to act like a rock star on occasion.*



we could make beautiful music together – 18 (glenview)

It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*



Woman Like a Man

Pete wakes up feeling a little displaced in his own body.*



It May Be A Side-Effect of the Exposure, But I Am Thinking It’s Meant To Be

Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.*



Turn Around and Erase the Clouds

Pete’s first thought, when he woke up with his mouth full of feathers, was that Patrick had slashed his pillow in the night.*



What You Don’t Know

Things Pete has learned about his band mates that he didn’t know before they went on tour (that first time, when everything was new and every mile was one mile farther than he’d ever been, and the van started to feel like home somewhere in Wyoming, with snowy farmer’s fields on either side under a sky like gray wool)*



This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun

“Would you like to hold the babies?” The nurse smiled down at the woman who, after ten hours of unending labor, didn’t really feel so hot. Kind of like she had just pushed two 8 pound watermelons out of her body. But at the mention of the babies, the residual pain subsided and she nodded her head. At this, two other nurses appeared and each placed a warm newborn – one dark haired and with dark eyes, the other with fair hair and eyes closed – on the crooks of both her arms.*



State Line

Age of consent laws suck almost as much as Pete won’t.*



Spider Honeycom

Pete is not the most observant person in the world.*



Good God I Wish I Was Back In My Time

Andy creates a wormhole, Patrick from the past shows up, shenanigans ensue.*



Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph

Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*



A Stitch Away From Making It (A Scar Away From Falling Apart)

“There’s only so much Robert Smith you can take in one dose, and seriously, I never thought I’d say this but you’re starting to make me hate Disintegration.”*



Saving Connor

Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*



A Sentinel Takes a Guide

Lee Brackett escapes and finds that Jim Ellison has something Lee needs. In addition, Jim does some honest talking and Blair is forced to reveal past secrets.*



Shifting the Balance

A lot of yaoi. Influences from the west change Kenshin’s peaceful life.*



So, So Fucked

Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*



Happily Ever After Below the Waist

Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.



Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.



Skin Deep

Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works, Harry is removed from Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth.*



No Mouth But Some Serpent’s

It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.



Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him)

A woman always knows.*



You Quite So New

Pete corners Patrick about it in the green room of the Staples center.*



Candyass

Pete sort of uses his imagination. And handcuffs.*



Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*



Fivehead and the Velociraptor

Beauty and the Beast… sort of.*



Find Out What It Means

Patrick needs an adult. Pete isn’t one.*



In the TV Light

It wasn’t a big deal, just an hour or two in the middle of the night.*



One For Every Day of the Week

Monday’s child is fair of face.*



Silly Bear

There came a day, pretty early on, when Pete and Ashley could not for the life of them get Bronx to stop screaming.*



11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*



If There Is a God, I Thank Him Every Day for Bringing Us Patrick

Pete Wentz thinks MCR’s second drummer is perfect, and he’s not sure how he missed Patrick in Chicago, but he’s out to get him now.*



Existentialism on Prom Night

Ficus plants, pancakes, and a very surly Patrick.*



Also Fond of Hats

Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*



Buy You a Mockingbird

It’s his first day back home after a week at Decaydance’s offices down in Florida, and he always arranges his flight so he lands at O’Hare in time to pick the girls up from school.*



Act As a Clever Medicine

Sex pollen fic!*



I Know You Will, I Know You Well

Patrick’s hands scrabble uselessly on the slick material of Pete’s jeans. The threads are rough, almost abrasive on the pads Patrick’s fingertips as he tries to get a firm enough grip to thrust up into Pete’s body. Pete on his part has braced his hands on the roof of Patrick’s mom’s car, and he twists his hips down, but it’s not right, not enough to get either of them off.*



Pancakes and Blowjobs, Hashbrowns and Blood

Patrick stood in front of the box set section at the local book and music chain, twirling a ragged lock of hair at his temple, trying to figure out how he could best blow his entire paycheck from his first week of working at the grocery store.*



Public Relations(hips)

Sometimes Pete is stupid.*



Sleep Like Music

Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.*



Leaving You Alone With Me

This is how Pete and Patrick got married.*



Fifty Hours a Night

After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*



Repair Anything Sold, Bought, or Processed

“This is a bad idea,” Andy said, shaking his head. “You’re what, one, maybe two semesters away from graduating?”*



Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*



A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*



Carry the Two (Gas Math for Dummies)

There was a piece of newspaper stuck under a vent on the dash with the number 147338 written on it in huge, red letters.*



You’d Love To Leave

Dance, Dance video AU. Because yes. :)*



One Day, Robots Will Cry

Lovebot!Patrick*



Neon Eyes Are Set On You

If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*



Rebel Girl

And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.



Rhyme “Girl” with “Girl”

This is what we call a do over.*



Trish!GSF

A scenario in which Pete, Andy, and Joe all push bathroom doors open just a little so that they can listen to Trish get herself off in the shower.*



Girl!Patrick

It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*



Trish/boy!Pete

Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*



Pete/Trish pegging

Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*



1 Alternative Girlfriend

Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*



A Little Superstition

Pete thinks he’s going to get lucky.*



Santorini

Pete and Patrick vacation in Greece.*



And the Moon In Their Net

In which it is proven that there’s a perfectly valid reason for Pete to be such a total freak, and hey, all those Emma Bull novels? Totally true.*



Someday, Glasgow Will Be So Two Years Ago

“So basically, you guys are worried because I was out doing grown-up things that are part of my job title, and my ex-boyfriend got engaged, as I wasn’t out shooting people with paintball guns?”*



What Comes Together

It was cold and a thin layer of ice seemed to coat everything. With each footstep, a sharp aching crack would sound, and the sound would ping off the sides of his brain, echoing and finally fading, replaced with the sound of the next footstep and then the next, until his head felt cold and brittle and filled with sound of things breaking off.*



New Geography

The wall came up suddenly out of nowhere and Blair hit it hard, bouncing off, landing in the filth of the alley. Before he couldn’t scramble to his feet, the heavy net hit him, trapping him. Boots kicked, connecting with his ribs and his back and his stomach, and all he could do was keep his arms around his head and hope they didn’t bash his skull in.* Follows What Comes Together.



So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home

I stretched, and bumped my head on the headboard. I’d never realized Roberts’ bed was so much shorter than mine. Sandburg would fit into it nicely. No, I’d give him the guest suite. He’d have more room and its location on the other side of the house meant he wouldn’t crowd me.* Follows New Geography.



Floating on the Edge of the World

We were sleeping, that curious sleep of mid-afternoon, where dreams always seem to be bigger, wilder-sadder, than the ones during the night. My health was returning; Sandburg’s was deteriorating; and the air was thick with the humid smell of illness.* Follows So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home.



Kick Back

I woke to Roberts’ raised voice in the hall saying, “I’m sorry, but you can’t just go barging into Lord Ellison’s bedroom unannounced.”* Follows Floating on the Edge of the World.



Forged In Fire

It seemed like all I’d done the last year and half was sleep. When Emil was dying, the sleep was involuntary; as the Sentinel hacks decided I was too distraught to be conscious and induced a coma to keep me sane.* Follows Kick Back.



The Sentinel Conspiracy

“Whoa, hey, backup,” Henri said as he browsed the want ads over Ellison’s shoulder. “Look at that one. Wow.”*



The Escort

To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*



The Carpe Felis Series

Nothing beats beating people at Crash, whether it be at pool, at drinking, or at life in general.*



The Hubbard Peak

He pretends it’s not just biology fucking them both.*



Heart

The cell is dank and mold grows in the cracks of the walls. Renfro’s smiles are sharp and brilliant through the bars.*



Then It Comes to Be

The Coming has arrived, and the transgenics and the familiars battle for control of Seattle.* This died when Geocities did, but if anyone know where I can find this again, pass it on.



Chaos

Two sisters, old women gifted with dark Magic, look into the future. They see the human race weakened. They form an evil plan to have their families rule the world and rid it of inferior beings. But a dark shadow hangs over them as a vision appears to them in their dreams: an army of genetically enhanced super soldiers with the power to destroy their ultimate goal.*



Deception

When Max found out why he was sent to her cell, she hated Manticore even more.*



Caper

Max needs help, Alec helps her.*



Genetics

Manticore left one last little present.*



Jungle Fever, Her Own Kind, Fair Warning

You need to request permission for these due to the rating, but so very very worth it.*



Surrender

She gave in to him once; she didn’t know how to do it again.*



Forever, Now

Gerard and Mikey have lost their parents, but they’ve found Brian.*



The Road Goes Ever On

Left stranded by John in the North Carolina mountains to teach Sam a lesson, Sam and Dean soon find themselves in deep trouble and involved in an Appalachian casefile. Pre-series alternate reality, teenage Sam/Dean, supernatural violence, disturbing themes.*



Discipline and Punish

Series of shorts that make up the Prison AU.*



Underground Earthquakes

Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*



The Holly Golightly Club

High School AU based on the “I’m Not OK” video.*



Full Moon, Fast Cars

Dean Winchester left his father to live a “normal” life. Eight years later and he is a failing teacher in a small town, ignoring anything supernatural. Until he meets Sam Miller.*



Do I Seem Bulletproof to You?

When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.*



The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it.*



Lord of the Storm

The handsome space warrior and the slave of his desire.*



Comes a Horseman

In the Bronze Age, Jen is studying to be a healer, resigned to a life of quietness in his tribe. Though that may change when Jaret, leader of a barbarian horde, gallops into his life.*



Tender Loving Care

Four years ago, Dean had a slight accident. The results of that accident will change his, and Sam’s, life forever.*



Becoming

The Winchester brothers are trapped by a Trickster, playing a twisted game they haven’t played before, especially with one another.*



Almost Normal

Sam loses his memory. Bad things happen. And then good things do.*



The Promise

Kidnapped and imprisoned, Sam and Dean only have each other and their inner resources to get them through.*



Old Fears

This story takes place in Sam and Dean’s first year together.* Sequel to Old Souls.



Old Ghosts

An AU story where Sam and Dean were adopted by different people andmeet as adults.*



Alive – Redux

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*



Keeping Count of Broken Promises

Veronica was awake at five-after-five in the morning, her stomach cramping painfully.*



Alive

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*



All Fall Down

In Neptune, the brighter the summer sun, the deeper the shadows.*



Voices

Ray hears a voice that changes his life.*



Back In Black

Sirius Black is back from the dead. He’s not alone.*



Bellum Domesticum

In Harry’s fifth year, the young wizard discovers that the Dursleys are not, in fact, his only living relatives…*



Beautiful Stranger

A heartbroken Duo finds comfort in the arms of…*



Hawks and Hands

The hockey AU.*



Back From the Well

Atlantis has been invaded and her people sold as slaves. Rodney struggles to survive his harsh new life and lives in hope of being reunited with is lovers – Beckett and Sheppard.*



Broken Jade

Duo is taken, and Heero and Trowa have to find him.*



Divine Madness

Buffy, serving canapes at her mom’s gallery, runs into a certain blonde vampire.*



Bring Me to Life

“Because according to you I do not deserve life. By that same logic, neither do you. And whether you kill him or he kills you, you will both be destroyed.”*



Conclusions

“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.



Dreaming in Color

Ryan was an artist.* After Patrick’s Garden Center and Patrick Has a Truck.



An Emergency of the Heart

Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*



Sparkle Motion

For the next week, Gerard woke up every morning to a new list of Worlds that Describe How Gerard is in Bed pinned on the fridge. It disappeared after one of them wrote ‘Sparkle Motion’ because, Bob explained to Gerard, they felt they’d nailed Gerard’s essence with that one.*



The Dazzling Lances of Our Love

Frank wasn’t afraid of his emotions or anything. He laughed when he was happy and he yelled when he was mad. He said ‘I love you’ when it was true, and he hugged when he felt like it, and he still got all choked up when Gerard sang Cancer live and he didn’t care what anybody thought about it.*



A Natural Reaction to Rough-Housing

He made it to the bathroom and stood there learning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.*



Where Your Soul Should Be

In a world where vampirism is a semi-common infectious blood disease instead of a demonic curse, how do the boys of MCR react when Fran Iero contracts the virus?*



Servare Vitas

Brennan helps Booth try to lay old ghosts to rest as he becomes a sniper for the FBI, a decision with life and death consequences that could change everything.*



When Darkness Falls

Let us assume for a while that the demon gets exactly what he wants from Sam. What will that mean for our boys? How far will Dean go to bring Sam back over to the good guys? What will he have to sacrifice to save Sam and will it be enough – or will he lose himself in the battle.*



Otherside

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part two of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.



What You Could Do

All legends spring from some truth, no matter how obscure or distant; Jared and Jensen find out the hard way.*



A Love Supreme

sam (the blond one) is a nice twenty-something jazz saxophonist who plays in a trio called the branch trio. aurelian (the dark-haired one) is his vampire boyfriend. aurelian was born outside odessa at the tail end of the eighteenth century, was turned during the war of 1812, and considers himself more italian than anything else. he hated being russian and spent his formative years as a young vamp in venice. they’re my sappy boys and my first slashy couple. they don’t look a lot like the guys in the icon – sam is kind of dark blond and shaped like ewan mcgregor, and aurelian is tall and long-haired and looks about twenty-four (altho a very adult, sophisticated twenty-four), because that’s how old he was when he was turned.*



In the City of Seven Walls

A handful of pretty, polished stones.*



Warriors of Gondor

Boromir doesn’t follow the storyline. Faramir doesn’t either. Guh.



The School Days Series and the Holiday Series

Buffy goes to college. Guess who is in her class?*



The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*



Lines (Make Me Want to Cross Them)

When it happens, like it was supposed to because there has always been a certain degree of inevitability with them, it happens like this.*



The Pair in the Park

When skeletal remains are found in a local park, Booth and Bones struggle to find answers and end up struggling against each other. Can a killer be found before Booth leaves Bones for good?* Sequel to The Man in the Lecture.



The Man In the Lecture Hall

Following a tough case, Brennan, Booth, and the gang head to Quantico for a weekend’s training only to find it’s hard to escape your past.*



The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble.*



Thanksgiving with Bones

Booth brings Brennan home for Thanksgiving strictly as a partner, but fate, namely his mother, has other things in mind.*



Something Rotten and Taming of the Squint

Brennan gets involved in an international plot for power, and it’s up to Booth to rescue her.*



Taming of the Squint

Booth and Bones, while adjusting to an unconventional family life, stumble onto a confusing and stressful case.*



The Reality of Things

After their marriage in Vegas, Booth and Brennan must deal with real life together.* Sequel to What Happens in Vegas.



What Happens In Vegas

After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*



Unwell

The mighty Temperance Brennan was sick.*



Tear In Your Hand

Booth and Brennan cross the street.*



Five Secrets That Brennan Will Never Tell Booth

She’s got five secrets.*



Just In Time

Brennan’s away, so Booth takes matters into his own hands.*



All That Lies Between

Open sesame.*



Nothing Personal

She didn’t want to get personal with Seeley Booth. He had been right when he accused her of being turned on by their fights… but that didn’t mean she wanted to get into anything personal with him.*



Undoing

This could not be in the cards for her. She didn’t want it to be this way.*



Mistake?

Dr. Temperance Brennan awoke with a splitting headache. And an arm around her.*



The Body at the Beach

How Booth and Brennan could end up together.*



Maternal Instinct

Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*



Two Bodies in Denial

Booth and Brennan compete against the weather and other factors to catch a killer before another life is taken, and step our of denial of their feelings.*



The Amends In Vain

“Close it off!” the ranger told the men as they made sure the campers didn’t wander into the area they’d closed off. The problem was that with this type of situation, it was hard to make sure they had the whole area. For all they knew, someone would find more pieces.* Sequel to The Princess In the Tower and Dichotomy.



Harbor of My Heart

It was too late. The moment he stepped into the condemned warehouse, he knew. The odor filled his sensitive nostrils with the all too familiar stench of death. He dropped to his knees beside her.*



Dichotomy

“Daddy, look!” Mary Goodman ran up to her father with a flower in her hand. A moment later, her twin sister Emma came about with a similar plea to ‘look!’, aimed toward their mother. They came to sit with them on the ground of the park.* Sequel to The Princess in the Tower.



The Princess In the Tower

“Wait, okay, give me the camera!” Ellie Montrose asked her little sister Meg. Ellie was sixteen years old. Meg was eleven and she idolized her big sister.*



You’re Lovely to Me

A collection of one-shots.*



Retribution

Which is harder: staying together or staying alive?* Sequel to Target.



Target

Brennan decides between her principles and the life of a friend.*



Walk on the Wild Side

Take a walk, but don’t get lost.*



Inquisition

Why did the chicken cross the road?*



Three Weeks

Three more weeks until Daddy’s home.*



The Golden Age

The impure will be purged and then the Golden Age will come again.*



Spencer Never Sees It Coming

Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*



We All Belong to the Earth in the End, But This is Just the Beginning

“I’m not dead!” Patrick reiterates fiercely. “Do I look like I’m dead?!”*



Malleus Maleficarum

She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*



Lost and Found

Missouri reveals a secret to the boys that send them on a journey to Santa Cruz where they find a brother they never knew and an even darker revelation that none of them saw coming.*



The College AU

Jared meets his roommate and dives into college life.* Sequel series to the Highschool AU.



The Highschool AU

Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*



Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*



Happy Birthday

It’s Dean’s birthday… and he has the perfect present in mind.*



The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*



Balance

Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*



American Muscle

Dean and Sam meet Brian and Dom.*



There Ain’t No Sappy Popcultural Reference For This One

Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*



Jared and Dean’s Adventures in Monster-killin’, Sam-retrievin’, and Sexual Confusion

Jared could play along with this. He could pretend to be Sam. No problem, he did that all the time.*



Searching for Benton Fraser

In the course of an investigation, Ray comes across a big metal circle and winds up in Atlantis. Watch as he interacts amusingly with the locals! See the different worldviews clash!*



No Secrets

A sequel to “Northern Comfort”. Fraser finds that after his experiences with Billy Tallent, he can no longer sublimate his feelings for Ray K., but he doesn’t believe those feelings will be reciprocated. After Northern Secrets but before Shadows Fade.*



Northern Comfort

What happens when Billy Tallent and Benton Fraser collide when they’re both at a low ebb in their lives, or think they are. Major spoilers for Hard Core Logo.*



Crusade in Jeans

Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*



Taming of the Shrew

Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.



The Sentinel School

Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*



Measure for Measure

This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.



Comedy of Errors

A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*



Puzzle Pieces

In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*



Scorpions

A Jim Ellison from an alternate reality comes through a wormhole, looking for this Earth’s Sandburg.*



In the Sirocco

Spencer was watching him.*



Distance in the Afterlife

Gerard comes out. Vaguely set during Projeckt Runway, but I played fast and loose with canon, so be warned.*



Small Cells and Fibers

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes



The Sky-High City

This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*



How Life Can Be

In which Patrick fails to think about his feelings, and then there is kissing.*



Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*



Life As We Know It

Our boys buy curtains and fall in love.*



Go the Other Way

When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*



Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*



Do Rockstars Dream of Electric Sheep

Crack!fic in which Spencer has weird dreams, questions his sexuality, and spends a lot of time hiding things away in boxes in his mind.*



So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.



Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*



(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*



Your Day Breaks, You Mind Aches

Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*



The Story of Jon, Ryan, and the Not-Date

He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*



Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.



A Finer Command of Language

I called this the bus!accident fic while I was writing it. Largely because the premise is that Panic gets in a bus accident. I’m clever like that.*



Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*



Only One Place They Call You One of Their Own

In which there is a wedding, a bubble machine, and Spencer is certainly not dating Brendon Urie.*



Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.



Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*



The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*



Never Easier

“I am cold,” Cash announces. “I am so fucking cold.”*



Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*



I Give In, I Give Up

And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*



seven days of singer: day six

They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*



Ciudad de Estrellas

Dom is forced to ask Brian for help when the consequences of his crimes come back to haunt him. A novel about love, loss, and redemption.*



Gravity

Brian follows Dom to Mexico and they have a lot of sex, but is that all he needs to be happy?*



Engine Block

Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*



Getting Somewhere Fast

“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage. What more could a guy want?”*



Shifting Gears

Dom pressed his forehead to Brian’s shoulder and let his lips brush lightly over the uneven skin. Brian flinched a little and Dom went still, waiting, half wanting Brian to wake up, but half of him wasn’t ready to face him just yet.*



Unfinished Business

An alternate ending.*



Homecoming

Harry things spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.*



The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch

Seven years after graduation and now twenty-four year old Draco is struggling to maintain his life. With a job he hates, that keeps him away from home for months at a time, he tries to keep together his friendships. Everyone is back. Join the crew as they find their way in the ‘real world’ and also struggle to find and maintain love and happiness.* Sequel to Life as Experience Through Your Fingers.



Remember You

Harry is given a mysterious gift for his birthday that gives him new happiness. But if it is so great, then why does Dumbledore feel he needs to hide everything that it is from Harry?* Sequel to Let the Darkness Take You.



Coveting Thy Enemy

Harry and Draco get to know each other a little better and things start to go right. And then they go very, very wrong.*



To Walk a Narrow Path

Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good.* Sequel to Faith.



Breaking Destiny

At the end of 4th year, Harry and Co. attacked the Slytherins on the train as they were heading home. Too bad they don’t know the side effects of mixing curses!*



Blood Mingled

Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*



Freedom and Not Peace

The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.



Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars

Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.



Bond

Free to go where he wanted. Free to play Quidditch, spend time with his own friends, think of becoming an Auror, get a flat with Ron without worrying what Malfoy would think of it. Free to be single and seventeen years old again.*



The Depths of Winter

Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the Magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralyzed in a wheelchair.*



Let the Darkness Take You

Harry returns to his sixth year at Hogwarts to find that darkness is very quickly permeating the school. It seems as though the only person to realize this is Harry. When all seems lost, two people come to him and offer their help. Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy. As the three work together to unravel the mystery that is hovering over them, they each have to fight their own battles and overcome the darkness that is threatening to take them.*



Amalgam

Even after the longest day of his life, Harry still can’t sleep.*



Veela Child, Moon Child

Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals, and he always felt a strong pull toward one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone else.*



Rapid Expansion

Hogwarts is disbanded for the safety of the students. For a year, Harry has to host three Wizard students. How will he get them to play muggle for an entire school year?*



Twenty Years Later

Nobody knows what happened to Harry the morning after his twenty-fifth birthday, but we’re about to find out.*



Surrender the Grey

Draco Malfoy returns to London after five years of self-imposed exile to start a new life with Harry. But will the secrets of the past destroy everything they’ve worked for?* Sequel to Left My Heart.



Life Left Behind

Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*



Formidolosus Draco, Take Me Away

The sequel to Least Likely of All. Harry and Draco are twenty years old, and after five years of a relationship they had kept secret, the truth is revealed. One gets lost, one gets lonely – all the while, will love remain?*



Draco In Darkness

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco’s dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they learn new ways to see each other… and themselves.*



Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers

Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience.*



Tempus Fugit

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities.*



Lustre

He is, he tells himself, fine now.*



Nied Is Not Enough

Thirteen years after Hogwarts. Harry is summoned back as a professor. He finds that life is leading him in a direction that he never thought possible and being a human is far more difficult than anything he’s ever battled before.*



Faith

What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do?*



Trading Spaces

What do you call a cross between a Gryffindor and a Slytherin? A prefect! Don’t worry, it’s not ‘what would happen if he had been sorted into…’ Dumbledore works in mysterious ways as Voldemort grows in power and daring. Other than that? Shippyness, Snogging, Shagging, Snippy, and Snarky! Trust me, it’ll all make sense in a little while.*



Gold Tinted Spectacles

Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*



Left My Heart

Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*



Sniper Slut in Tokyo

Irvine knew talent when he saw it.* First in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.



An Inexplicable Occurence of Tentacles

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. He hates the Wraith. He hates the Replicators. He hates losing people. He hates it when villagers who have only just worked their way up to inventing gunpowder shoot at his team. He hates turning into a giant scaly insect. (It hasn’t happened again–yet–but John is nothing if not a pessimist when it comes to turning into giant scaly insects.) But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar’s gate team.*



The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*



Hope You Survive

In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*



Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*



Connected Lives

The social worker pointed out a chair near the back of her office. The small, blond boy obediently sat down and looked directly at her, all wide-eyed worry. As soon as he was settled, he wrapped his arms around his middle and started to rock slowly back and forth. Anne Smith would have been worried if she hadn’t already spent the last week in the boy’s company. Just a few hours each day but she knew the behavior was normal, at least for him, at least for now.*



Sniper Slut in an Elevator

Irvine couldn’t quite recall whose idea it was for the five of them to get into the elevator together and contemplate an orgy.*



Chance

Are you sure this is a good idea?*



More Than Words Can Say

The mornings were always the worst.*



Territory

They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.