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Archive for February, 2008

Spencer Never Sees It Coming

Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*



We All Belong to the Earth in the End, But This is Just the Beginning

“I’m not dead!” Patrick reiterates fiercely. “Do I look like I’m dead?!”*



Malleus Maleficarum

She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*



Lost and Found

Missouri reveals a secret to the boys that send them on a journey to Santa Cruz where they find a brother they never knew and an even darker revelation that none of them saw coming.*



The College AU

Jared meets his roommate and dives into college life.* Sequel series to the Highschool AU.



The Highschool AU

Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*



Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*



Happy Birthday

It’s Dean’s birthday… and he has the perfect present in mind.*



The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*



Balance

Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*



American Muscle

Dean and Sam meet Brian and Dom.*



There Ain’t No Sappy Popcultural Reference For This One

Dean and Sam in Stars Hollow. Dean spots Cute!Dean and gets ideas. Wacky naked hijinks ensue.*



Jared and Dean’s Adventures in Monster-killin’, Sam-retrievin’, and Sexual Confusion

Jared could play along with this. He could pretend to be Sam. No problem, he did that all the time.*



Searching for Benton Fraser

In the course of an investigation, Ray comes across a big metal circle and winds up in Atlantis. Watch as he interacts amusingly with the locals! See the different worldviews clash!*



No Secrets

A sequel to “Northern Comfort”. Fraser finds that after his experiences with Billy Tallent, he can no longer sublimate his feelings for Ray K., but he doesn’t believe those feelings will be reciprocated. After Northern Secrets but before Shadows Fade.*



Northern Comfort

What happens when Billy Tallent and Benton Fraser collide when they’re both at a low ebb in their lives, or think they are. Major spoilers for Hard Core Logo.*



Crusade in Jeans

Jack knew that stepping through the gate changed his life, but he didn’t think one more time would make that much of a difference; he was wrong. Now, Jack O’Neill, John Sheppard, and Rodney McKay are intertwined in an adventure of a lifetime, starting with how the hell to get back to being a grownup.*



Taming of the Shrew

Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.



The Sentinel School

Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*



Measure for Measure

This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.



Comedy of Errors

A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*



Puzzle Pieces

In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*



Scorpions

A Jim Ellison from an alternate reality comes through a wormhole, looking for this Earth’s Sandburg.*



In the Sirocco

Spencer was watching him.*



Distance in the Afterlife

Gerard comes out. Vaguely set during Projeckt Runway, but I played fast and loose with canon, so be warned.*



Small Cells and Fibers

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes



The Sky-High City

This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*



How Life Can Be

In which Patrick fails to think about his feelings, and then there is kissing.*



Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*



Life As We Know It

Our boys buy curtains and fall in love.*



Go the Other Way

When Sam first suggested the cross-dressing, Dean thought he was joking.*



Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*



Do Rockstars Dream of Electric Sheep

Crack!fic in which Spencer has weird dreams, questions his sexuality, and spends a lot of time hiding things away in boxes in his mind.*



So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.



Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*



(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*



Your Day Breaks, You Mind Aches

Last night they’d talked until they were hoarse and now Spencer’s not sure if there’s anything more to say.*



The Story of Jon, Ryan, and the Not-Date

He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*



Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.



A Finer Command of Language

I called this the bus!accident fic while I was writing it. Largely because the premise is that Panic gets in a bus accident. I’m clever like that.*



Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*



Only One Place They Call You One of Their Own

In which there is a wedding, a bubble machine, and Spencer is certainly not dating Brendon Urie.*



Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.



Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*



The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*



Never Easier

“I am cold,” Cash announces. “I am so fucking cold.”*



Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*



I Give In, I Give Up

And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*