Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*
Lee Brackett escapes and finds that Jim Ellison has something Lee needs. In addition, Jim does some honest talking and Blair is forced to reveal past secrets.*
Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*
Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.
It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.
It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.
Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*
There came a day, pretty early on, when Pete and Ashley could not for the life of them get Bronx to stop screaming.*
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*
Pete Wentz thinks MCR’s second drummer is perfect, and he’s not sure how he missed Patrick in Chicago, but he’s out to get him now.*
Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*
It’s his first day back home after a week at Decaydance’s offices down in Florida, and he always arranges his flight so he lands at O’Hare in time to pick the girls up from school.*
Patrick’s hands scrabble uselessly on the slick material of Pete’s jeans. The threads are rough, almost abrasive on the pads Patrick’s fingertips as he tries to get a firm enough grip to thrust up into Pete’s body. Pete on his part has braced his hands on the roof of Patrick’s mom’s car, and he twists his hips down, but it’s not right, not enough to get either of them off.*
Patrick stood in front of the box set section at the local book and music chain, twirling a ragged lock of hair at his temple, trying to figure out how he could best blow his entire paycheck from his first week of working at the grocery store.*
After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*
“This is a bad idea,” Andy said, shaking his head. “You’re what, one, maybe two semesters away from graduating?”*
Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*
Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*
There was a piece of newspaper stuck under a vent on the dash with the number 147338 written on it in huge, red letters.*
If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*
And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.
It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*
Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*
Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*
Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*
In which it is proven that there’s a perfectly valid reason for Pete to be such a total freak, and hey, all those Emma Bull novels? Totally true.*
“So basically, you guys are worried because I was out doing grown-up things that are part of my job title, and my ex-boyfriend got engaged, as I wasn’t out shooting people with paintball guns?”*
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