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Archive for May, 2008

Saving Connor

Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*



A Sentinel Takes a Guide

Lee Brackett escapes and finds that Jim Ellison has something Lee needs. In addition, Jim does some honest talking and Blair is forced to reveal past secrets.*



Shifting the Balance

A lot of yaoi. Influences from the west change Kenshin’s peaceful life.*



So, So Fucked

Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*



Happily Ever After Below the Waist

Follows Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him) and You’re the Only Place That Feels Like Home.



Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.



Skin Deep

Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works, Harry is removed from Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth.*



No Mouth But Some Serpent’s

It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.



Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him)

A woman always knows.*



You Quite So New

Pete corners Patrick about it in the green room of the Staples center.*



Candyass

Pete sort of uses his imagination. And handcuffs.*



Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*



Fivehead and the Velociraptor

Beauty and the Beast… sort of.*



Find Out What It Means

Patrick needs an adult. Pete isn’t one.*



In the TV Light

It wasn’t a big deal, just an hour or two in the middle of the night.*



One For Every Day of the Week

Monday’s child is fair of face.*



Silly Bear

There came a day, pretty early on, when Pete and Ashley could not for the life of them get Bronx to stop screaming.*



11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*



If There Is a God, I Thank Him Every Day for Bringing Us Patrick

Pete Wentz thinks MCR’s second drummer is perfect, and he’s not sure how he missed Patrick in Chicago, but he’s out to get him now.*



Existentialism on Prom Night

Ficus plants, pancakes, and a very surly Patrick.*



Also Fond of Hats

Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*



Buy You a Mockingbird

It’s his first day back home after a week at Decaydance’s offices down in Florida, and he always arranges his flight so he lands at O’Hare in time to pick the girls up from school.*



Act As a Clever Medicine

Sex pollen fic!*



I Know You Will, I Know You Well

Patrick’s hands scrabble uselessly on the slick material of Pete’s jeans. The threads are rough, almost abrasive on the pads Patrick’s fingertips as he tries to get a firm enough grip to thrust up into Pete’s body. Pete on his part has braced his hands on the roof of Patrick’s mom’s car, and he twists his hips down, but it’s not right, not enough to get either of them off.*



Pancakes and Blowjobs, Hashbrowns and Blood

Patrick stood in front of the box set section at the local book and music chain, twirling a ragged lock of hair at his temple, trying to figure out how he could best blow his entire paycheck from his first week of working at the grocery store.*



Public Relations(hips)

Sometimes Pete is stupid.*



Sleep Like Music

Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.*



Leaving You Alone With Me

This is how Pete and Patrick got married.*



Fifty Hours a Night

After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*



Repair Anything Sold, Bought, or Processed

“This is a bad idea,” Andy said, shaking his head. “You’re what, one, maybe two semesters away from graduating?”*



Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*



A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*



Carry the Two (Gas Math for Dummies)

There was a piece of newspaper stuck under a vent on the dash with the number 147338 written on it in huge, red letters.*



You’d Love To Leave

Dance, Dance video AU. Because yes. :)*



One Day, Robots Will Cry

Lovebot!Patrick*



Neon Eyes Are Set On You

If Pete’s perfectly honest she only feels bad about the tape because of how upset Patrick is.*



Rebel Girl

And Patrick wants to say, see, thi is why so many guys are terrified to date you and you have to write emo lyrics about them.* AU, Pete has always been a girl.



Rhyme “Girl” with “Girl”

This is what we call a do over.*



Trish!GSF

A scenario in which Pete, Andy, and Joe all push bathroom doors open just a little so that they can listen to Trish get herself off in the shower.*



Girl!Patrick

It should be weirder, being the only girl in FOB, but Trish is Pete’s best friend ever! He’s never going to not include her.*



Trish/boy!Pete

Trish/Pete demands boy!Pete. And also how she has to get herself off after shows, and her secret fantasy.*



Pete/Trish pegging

Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*



1 Alternative Girlfriend

Patrick’s eyes flew open with the realization that his boyfriend definitely should not have breasts.*



A Little Superstition

Pete thinks he’s going to get lucky.*



Santorini

Pete and Patrick vacation in Greece.*



And the Moon In Their Net

In which it is proven that there’s a perfectly valid reason for Pete to be such a total freak, and hey, all those Emma Bull novels? Totally true.*



Someday, Glasgow Will Be So Two Years Ago

“So basically, you guys are worried because I was out doing grown-up things that are part of my job title, and my ex-boyfriend got engaged, as I wasn’t out shooting people with paintball guns?”*