Archive for June, 2008

My Epistolary Romance

One night a couple years back, in the middle of someone’s house party after a show, Patrick asks Pete if he wants to have sex.*

I Like Finger Instruments and Mouth Organs — 18 (glenview)

So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*

The Wolf Prince

Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*

Turn My Head Into Sound

Pete Wentz has a big mouth.*

You Can’t Be Missed If You Never Go Away

They’re rare, these lazy Saturday evenings alone, after lazier Satuday afternoons and even lazier mornings when they don’t untwine themselves until nearly noon, and there are a million other things they could be doing—should be doing, really—but instead they’re lying here, rain running in long, thin rivulets down the windows as they sprawl across their [...]

Filthy Kings

The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.*

Breathed Upon

Honest truth? Patrick never considered himself a particularly creative person.*

I Wouldn’t Kiss That If I Were You

Once upon a time, in the middle of the night when the band had a rare night off on the road, Joe said, “Patrick. You gotta come over here.”*

One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*

Before Your Afternoon Coffee

Patrick wakes up to Pete on his floor.*