Archive for July, 2008

The Sun Always Shines Here

The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*

I’ve Got Your Number One Bullet Right Here, Baby

Patrick’s never been any damn good at ignoring Pete Wentz.*

Happy With the Consequence

Sex pollen-ish fic.*

I’ve Got Headaches and Bad Luck (But They Don’t Touch You)

Patrick just wants to get laid! Is that really too much to ask?*

The Last Best Place

“Dude,” Pete says, dropping down onto the lounge couch next to Patrick. “Dude, did you know we’re playing a bar show in Billings?”*

And Not, When I Came to Die, Discover That I Had Not Lived

It’s not at all representative of the anger pooling in my abdomen, but I’m not lying when I say I don’t wanna get into it.* Chronicles Pete and Patrick’s complicated relationship, from best friends to more, in alternating first-person POV, post-Best Buy Incident through the present. This author has kind of disappeared off the face [...]

Put the Horse Before the Cart

Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*

Tides They Turn (Here We Are)

The first time Patrick brought it up again after it happened, it was to ask for a divorce.*

Some Assembly Required

Pete reflects and remembers how they got here.*

A Fool Could See (I Touch Myself)

It actually made things easier, in a way, seeing Pete as a means to an end – a beautiful orgasm or two – because otherwise she might have been tempted to really fall in love with him.*