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Archive for September, 2008

Settle

The week before Christmas, John drags both of them to Minnesota; five cars off a bridge in two weeks, no bodies, and dogs won’t get within a mile of the lake. Sam doesn’t want to go and Dean won’t stop giving his shit about it, even more of a bitch than usual.*



Oxford

Dean won’t stop stealing his clothes.*



Lexicon

The year she turns sixteen, Sam’s Christmas list to her father has exactly three things on it: a house, a real Christmas tree, and the OED. Her list to Dean is a little better, offered up at three am, half asleep against his shoulder as they’re driving through Ohio.*



Landslide

It all starts with a headache.*



Pressing

The first time is just outside of Boston, on the shoulder of an exit ramp. It’s thirty five degrees and pouring rain, and one of their headlights is out; Dean’s got two wrenches and a replacement light bulb, and he’s been fucking with it for fifteen minutes.*



A Boy Named Sue

After Objects In Space, Jayne’s plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consequence.*



Stoplight

Sam, Dean, and a night involving a flat tire, a shower, and some kissing.*



Where It Is

In essence: one pretty surefire way of getting rid of Sam’s pissy mood.*



Highway 101

After she dies, Sam’s okay.*



Mile Zero

Dean got sick about the time they crossed the Kansas border, heading east into Missouri.*



Wide Open Ocean

He went home with two slices of leftover pizza and the strange impression that McKay could almost have been a nice guy, if he hadn’t been an asshole.*



Long Lay the World

Dean gives Sam a house for Christmas. THIS IS ALL THE SUMMARY YOU NEED.



Palatine

It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.*



Trifecta

Sam and Dean hook up through threesomes.*



Gender Studies

Sam and Dean spend the afternoon wading through the swamp around a voodoo priestess’s cabin in New Orleans, and by the time they get back to the hotel, it’s all Sam can do to take a shower and climb into bed.* Sequel to Radical Feminism.



Where You’ve Always Been

This is how it starts: Brendon wakes up in Ryan’s bed for the 47th time in a row and rolls over to look wistfully at Ryan, as is his custom. For about fifteen minutes in the morning, Brendon has time to just look and pretend that Ryan doesn’t have a wall, chain link fence, barbed wire and a moat around him. But this time, on the 47th morning, Ryan isn’t there.* Sequel to Back to Where You Are.



Changes

He made a decision. No one else would die because of him. Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts, reflecting all the events of the Healing series.*



Behind Blue Eyes

Hidden behind the blue eyes of Harry Jameson are the green eyes of Harry Potter, and the knowledge of many things to come.*



Another Chance

The war is long over, yet darkness has not all gone. Harry Potter continues to fight, but can he take it for long? What does he do when the person he cares for most falls?*



Healing

The final battle has just taken place on the front lawn of number four, Privet Drive, but where is Harry Potter? Why does Minerva rush back to Hogwarts?*



No Way to Treat a Guide

Naomi, my mother, always told me, “You can be whatever you want to be, sweetheart.”*



Sang de Boeuf

Detective Jim Ellison and his partner Megan Connor enroll in Pottery Class for an undercover assignment, and one of them becomes teacher’s pet.*



The Shadows Series

A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.



Cirrus

It’s all Sam’s fucking fault.*



An Undreamt Thing

The first time it happens, they’re in a bar outside of Reston, Virginia. Sam’s out the other side of grateful and into really fucking pissed off; apparently he’d rather be six feet under than have both of them alive, perfectly fine. Dean doesn’t get it.*



Radical Feminism

Dean turns into a girl. Sam has… issues.*



Inferno’s Touch

The G-boys are firemen!*



One of the Darkness, One of the Light

Buffy is forced into a prophecy involving Spike. Can they both survive it?*



Paradigm Shift

Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*



Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One

Sam gets whammied in an unexpected way.* This is a genderswap fic. Kinda.



When It Crackles

A cult is rumored to be guarding the Fountain of Youth. Oh, and while investigating it, Sam and Dean get roped into getting married.*



Ripping Mended Seams

We all know John disappeared because he got a lead on the demon, but what if he ran off when the boys were still kids?*



Bloodstones and Kisses

What exactly IS going on in that Salem church?* Sequel to Man, I Feel Like a Woman.



There’s Gotta Be A Punchline In Here Somewhere

The boys switch bodies. Aaaand cue chaos.*



Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Dean finally gets his just desserts for his womanizing ways.*



Someone More Like Myself

Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*



There’s a Light On In Chicago

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*



The Meaning of My Life Is…

Brendon and Spencer have a baby.*



Anywhere You Let It Go

“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*



The Grasshopper Unit

One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.



Something Better

We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*



Sleepover

Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years.*



Baby the Skies Will Be Blue

Spencer’s sitting cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a thin pair of sleep pants and one of Jon’s old tour t-shirts. The baby’s resting in the cradle of his folded legs, her head on his thigh, her tiny hands fisted in the air as Spencer feeds her from a bottle. Follows that “Jon/Spencer baby thing.”*



Asking to Be Born

“Oh, fuck.” Pete throws his head back, panting, fingers scrabbling at Patrick’s sweat-slick back. “Fockfuckfuck, Patrick, Patrick.”*



‘Til the Seas Run Dry

“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.



Don’t Worry If It’s Not Good Enough (For Anyone Else to Hear) or Pear Wentz’s Bedtime Story #1356

“Well,” Pete says slowly, “did I ever tell you about that time the music was banned?”*



Domestic

Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.



Found Days

Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*



Bob Bryar’s Secret Baby Project

Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence.*



Full Disclosure

“Johnny,” she says, “this is your dad.”*



The Circle’s End

What do you do when seven years is actually someone’s whole life time?*