Archive for December, 2008

String Theory, A Concerto for Violin in D Minor

Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*

Sex With Your Drugged Team Leader: Is It Really Such a Bad Idea?

“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled [...]

Walk This Way

Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*

Absurdity Theory

Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*

Nephelai

Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*

The Geek’s and Goon’s Guides

Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*

An Introduction to the Characters of Finite Groups

In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*

Squandered

They don’t touch afterward – they untangle, sometimes laugh softly, trade well-meaning insults, and roll apart.*

A Wee Sabatical

There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*

And Then There Was Finn (A Farm In Iowa Story)

Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.