Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*
“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*
Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*
Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*
Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*
Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*
In which Radek Zalenka tackles crises, both immediate and at one remove.*
They don’t touch afterward – they untangle, sometimes laugh softly, trade well-meaning insults, and roll apart.*
There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*
Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.
And John pouted, which was on his list of things he really regretted he could no longer see. Because John Sheppard, Lieutenant Colonel, with his lips pursed out and shoulders slightly slumped was the exact incarnation of the best five-year-old’s pout he had ever witnessed.*
Being on the same planet with John Sheppard was aggravating enough, sometimes; being in the same body was an order of magnitude worse.*
“But… but why would Canada need spies? It’s one of our major allies,” John insisted. “It- you haven’t even fully broken ties with Britain, you’re hardly a major player in international politics, your army is like, three mounties and a wolf…”*
Don’t be sily, John says. You’re Bob and I’m Bing; now get in the car and let’s go find ourselves a Dorothy.*
“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*
An accident with Ancient technology sucks a John and Rodney from an alternate universe onto Atlantis – and they have very different ideas about sex, marriage, and relationships.* Link goes to first chapter. To view the rest, go to the first page of the journal.
Rodney catches a cold.* Second in the A Far In Iowa Series.
John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.
What if John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae?* Number 3 in the “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.” series.
So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers?* The author titles this series of John/Rodney ficlets as “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.”
Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard and Dr. Rodney McKay’s relationship takes an unexpected turn after the Meet and Greet party for Atlantis’ new staff. Picks up right after Intruder.*
Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*
Rodney McKay meets international playboy Johnnie Sheppard on a cruise to the French Riviera.* Written for Reel_SGA challenge.
He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*
The cat tipped its head back and looked up. “Sam, is that you?” There was a moment, and then the cat nodded slowly, up and down. A clear gesture, “Sam, you cut that out right now. It’s not funny.”*
Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*
Sam wakes up at 5:08 AM to a weird tapping against his back. He blinks slowly at the numbers on the alarm clock and tries to add up in his head how much longer he has to sleep. The alarm is set to go off at seven, and Sam thinks that one hour and fifty-two minutes more shuteye would be perfect if Dean will quit tapping or poking or whatever the fuck he’s doing to him.*
Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*
Turning into a bright red rubber duck isn’t top on Dean’s list of “Oh Shit, I Would Give Anything For This Not to Have Happened” Things, but it’s definitely number two. Well, okay, maybe number three.*
Spencer’s day started with high-pitched screaming, and went downhill from there.*
AU in which John never gets to Antarctica. He and Rodney meet anyway.*
“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*
Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He’s managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he’s getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want? Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she’ll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot. John’s supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney’s learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?*
This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*
Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*
When Rodney is being culled, John suddenly has to deal with the loss of his best friend. As for Rodney, things get downhill from there.* Set somewhere after The Hive, spoilers up to that episode.
Just to be clear from the very start: I take no responsibility for this whatsoever. It is all Luthien’s fault. She it was who pimped SGA to me tirelessly until I succumbed, and she it was who directly prompted this, this – whatever it is. (author’s note)*
Carson Beckett encounters a piece of Ancient technology which changes his life in more ways than one.*
“General O’Neill never said anything about mad Czech scientists blowing up stills,” he said conversationally. This is easily the funniest thing ever. This always makes me feel better.*
On the first day of the fall semester, J.D. Russell discovered his teaching assistant salary was less than advertised, his counterpoint professor was either habitually stoned or mentally ill, not sure which, and his car had just suffered some kind of possibly terminal injury.*
Dean and Sam have to explore their feelings in order to solve the case.*
Jensen disappears without a trace and Jared finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy that he couldn’t have imagined on his best day.*
“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*
According to the folk song, “There is a house in New Orleans they call the ‘Rising Sun’.” Well, they got the name right, if not the town, because when Dean and Sam find a hotel called El Sol Naciente in the middle of the desert, they realise pretty quickly that something is wrong. The only question is whether they can defeat the evil at the heart of The Rising Sun before it uses their own desires to destroy them.*
A while back somebody somewhere was bitching about sentient cocks in fanfic. And, for some reason, that made me want to write about Ray Kowalski’s sentient cock, or, failing that, just write a story where I talked about his cock a lot.*
A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*
This be the one where Sam gets his cherry popped.* Third in the series. Follows We’re Not Discussing It.
This is an in-depth look at the flashback scene from For the Love of a Chevy, so you might want to read that first.*
Later, Dean would remember that Certain Doom smells a lot like fried chicken.*
Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*
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