Set after Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and as an alternative to the events detailed in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It’s a slash story involving Harry Potter and Severus Snape.*
Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*
Sirius must ask/beg Snape to marry (and consummate the marriage) with Harry.*
David’s eyes are very blue and his eyelashes are ridiculously long. These are things Joe’s known for years now, but he never gets tired of rediscovering them. He’s never yet managed to get tired of looking at David, and that’s what freaks him out.*
The thing about Jared is he likes a good challenge. He likes to be good at everything he does, and he loves to win. So when he starts to notice the difficulty in making Jensen Ackles grin like a damn Cheshire cat, he takes it as a personal test, a dare that he just can’t say no to.*
When Peter is in danger, Tinkerbell and Wendy become unlikely allies to try to save the boy they both love. But why exactly does Peter need saving? And from what?*
Jake Taggart’s life was almost perfect–he’d worked hard to overcome his past, and he loved his job as foreman on a ranch in Arkansas. The only thorn in his side was a dark eyed cowboy named Tornado whose stubborn attitude brought frustration and confusion to Jake’s mostly happy existence. A late spring rainstorm brings out hidden passions and unleashes a chain of events neither of them expected–and eventually brings about events that threaten to destroy them and what they worked to create. Strong wills and forceful personalities make for intense encounters….but is it enough to keep love alive? *
Ghosts of the past and horrors of the present come to haunt Benson and Stabler.*
Jared is a high-priced assassin working for an underground agency called Admin. When he starts shadowing his latest mark, he gets caught up in a situation beyond his control, and it’s up to him to keep the man he’s been paid to kill out of the line of fire.*
Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*
Tattoos make Jared think of sex. So getting inked by a tattoo artist like Jensen might not be such a good idea after all.*
Growing up in Texas is hard. Growing up in Texas and realizing at the age of 16 that you’re in love with your male best friend? Is harder.*
Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*
Here he was, in the backseat of a cab and inching along through a traffic jam back to his apartment, and he was not thinking about it.*
On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*
Struggling actor Jensen takes a job as big-shot movie star Jared Padalecki’s dogsitter. And the rest, as they say, is history.*
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*
The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*
“I think we should have sex,” Jared said brightly as he sat down. Jensen looked up from his sandwich. “Right here,” he inquired mildly. “In the middle of the cafeteria.”*
The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*
Jared’s a dude ranch owner-operator; Jensen was on Supernatural but it washed out in a year, so he’s singin’ backup for Chris and finding his way. Chad drags Jared to a Kane concert. The music’s not bad, better than he thought, but he finds something he likes much better.*
Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*
Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*
Because while Jensen has no one but himself to blame for suggesting Jared find a hobby, something to help him chill out and focus on and off set, it’d be Mike who’d suggested Jared learn how to knit.*
In almost 40 episodes, he and I have come at each other one time, and that was just because we were super tired and super strung-out. Immediately following, I went into his trailer, it was squashed, we gave each other a hug, and it was done.*
Things in the show have a way of spilling over into their personal lives, and visa versa.*
Jared is a massage therapist, known for his healing techniques in cases of temporary paralysis. Jensen is a famous dancer who needs more than just physical healing after he suffers a life-altering accident.*
From the floor, David lets out a little laugh, still mostly joy, but tinged with fear and relief. Joe turns on the couch, leaning on his side of the edge and reaches out, letting his hand settle comfortably on David’s chest. “I think we have a problem.”*
Message fourteen, there or thereabouts, is from Jason. Joe hears him clear his throat before saying “Joe, man, seriously, if you get this, call one of us. Torri’s freaking out and Rachel’s glaring at me like I know something, and you know how Rachel gets if she thinks you’re holding out on her. But yeah, just-let us know the two of you are okay, okay? We’re all here for you and shit.* Sequel to Natural Order.
You promised Owen when you were eight that you’d never fall in love with a girl.*
“Every time their eyes meet the man grins at him, and Jensen can feel it down to his toes.”*
What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*
Something’s wrong with Jensen, and he makes a point to not tell Jared what it is. But when Jared finds out anyways, his reaction surprises even Jared himself.*
Jared doesn’t think there’s anything wrong about him having a bit of a crush on Dean Winchester.*
Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*
Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*
After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren’t talking. But a film’s a film and Jensen could really use the money.*
Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*
Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*
Jared’s an up-and-coming actor who just scored a TV series. His co-star, Jensen Ackles, is a newly discovered talent, straight out of Texas. The seemingly mismatched pair are perfect together. But not everyone is happy about their chemistry – and no one is more unhappy than the president of the CW herself.*
When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*
Jensen maybe, kind of, sort of has an oral fixation.*
Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
It’s 2013. Jensen’s career has hit the skids. Supernatural was cancelled in its prime, after five seasons. Now his career consists of direct-to-video horror crap and commercials in Japan. There’s a very hot script up for grabs, and his agent thinks Jensen would be perfect for it. Whoever lands this thing is going to rocket to the stratosphere. It’s a mega-wattage opportunity. The only trick? Jensen’s gotta be willing to play gay for pay.*
When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real.* Based on The Wedding Date.
Jared’s a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.*
Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*
Jared’s face is smashed up against the side of Jensen’s shoulder, and he might be drooling a little. His mind is dancing in that hazy place between dreaming and awake when he suddenly feels eyes on him.*
Jared’s life changed forever the day Jensen transferred to his school two years ago. It must have been destiny that brought them together because Jensen was without a doubt mean to be his forever soulmate and the love of his life. Too bad Jensen has no idea Jared even existed.*
When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*
Jared and Jensen are the best of friends, but Jensen’s got a secret he hasn’t told Jared about.*
Star-crossed lovers. Feuding families. Oil tycoons. Wealth. Power. Sex. Revenge. Murder. The family business… Texas style.*
When Jared and Jensen get caught in the act, the set of Supernatural will never be the same and the boys need to figure out what they’re doing and if they’re worth fighting for.*
It’s a story made for Hollywood- a chance encounter between a regular, down-to-earth guy with his whole life planned out for him without a second thought and a well-known, popular movie star turns into something far bigger than either man could ever anticipate. Neither Jared Padalecki nor Jensen Ackles expect or want the complications that arise in their lives from their fast friendship- especially when it develops into something neither anticipated. While Jared accepts and tries to deal with his growing feelings for his famous friend, Jensen fights it every step of the way until his strictly controlled life, hidden behind a public persona, spins out of control.*
On August 13, 2005, the Ayles Ice shelf in Canada broke off the coast of Ellesmere Island, exposing an ice face more than 3000 years old and releasing microbes that caused new, especially violent allergies. In worst case scenarios, reactions to these new allergens are fatal. Tensions rise between the US and Canada as each blames the other for the problem. *
In New York, two men meet under unusual circumstances, and find themselves falling for each other. But when Jensen Ackles learns who Jared Padalecki really is, it all comes crashing down. Can Jared convince Jensen to open up his heart and take a chance on love again, despite who Jared is?*
Jensen’s a Special Agent with the FBI. Jared’s a witness in a federal murder trial. Can Jensen spend a week in Jared’s company without a) wanting to kill him and b) completely falling for him?*
Jensen, as it turned out, was not a morning person.* A continuation of Always By the Book.
Set in the ficticious Californian town of Angel Bay. Jensen, a season cynic who believes that love is nothing more than a prison sentence, meets Jared, a hopeless romantic who still believes in the good of mankind.*
Mafia AU. Loyalty – Respect – Honesty: values Frank takes to heart when he steps into position as Gerard Way’s bodyguard and confidant.*
Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*
When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*
He’s only half-awake when someone crawls in the bed with him. Dimly he remembers the rasp of the key – a safe sound, a familiar sound – before drifting down again.*
Jared: a wedding singer who can’t sing, left standing at the altar. Jensen: a newcomer to town who’s having big troubled with his haughty fiancee. The story of two guys who didn’t plan on their lives turning down this road, but who just might find something better than they’d ever dreamed of in each other.*
Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*
Jensen Ackles moves to New York to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a songwriter, but achieving his dream isn’t as easy as he thought, and a chance meeting with the mysterious Jared Padalecki makes him wonder if he should have been dreaming of something else all along.*
Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*
A week after Jared flew down to visit Jensen in Fort Worth he’s back in Vancouver filming, and just plain bored.*
Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*
A Spike look-a-like shows up at the University of Sunnydale, and Buffy is sent to Mexico to find the real one.*
This is the fic that began with Jared making a dildo clone out of his dick and then it grew…. almost plotty.*
A month after they broke up, Jared and Jensen still aren’t speaking. However, with a little help from family and friends, they might just have a chance.*
Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*
Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*
When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets?*
How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*
Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?*
Usually, when William comes, Gabe’s vision fills with bursts of robin’s egg blue. But when Gabe really works for it, really makes William feel it, sometimes focusing so much on his lover that he himself never reaches climax, William comes and Gabe sees rainbow. William comes hard and his voice can’t pick a key, ranging from high to low as he whimpers and moans and it’s all so musical that Gabe can hardly breathe and he ends up coming anyway.*
Again, Gabe has managed to fall asleep. It’s a miracle, he thinks, and he’s having a fabulous dream about William, naked, with a Cobra hanging from his neck, when he feels something poking at his head. He slowly opens his eyes to meet the deer-in-the-headlights face of William Beckett. He says, “Um?*
When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*
Gabe’s new microphone isn’t gold and William doesn’t sing with him anymore.*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*
When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*
Harry looked at himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair looked like a rats nest or if it looked like he’d spent ages trying to arrange it.*
Canon revisited through a peculiar perspective. In which Bob has a condition that renders him unable to feel any kind of physical pain. He’s not a superhero, just someone with a genetic disease who tries to lead a regular life – of sort, going from being a drum tech to joining MCR to building a steady relationship with both Brian and Ray.*
When Harry’s parents abandon him for dead when his twin is the GWL, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus and Remus’ husband Severus Snape.*
Set during first season, prior to “The Brotherhood”. Rodney doesn’t realize everything there is to know about John.*
That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*
Gerard’s not the greatest with faces but there’s one that keeps crossing his path that he can’t ignore.*
Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends; the one he loved he now hates and the one he hated he now loves; poor men become rich; the one he trusted the most was the one who did him the most harm. A new dark lord appears and it turns out to be an ancient evil. And it all started with a visit to Gringotts.*
After the defeat of Voldemort, Snape helps Harry to deal with the loss of his family, and a deep friendship begins.*
A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action. Despite my expectations or inclinations, it swiftly became clear that this story was going to be Sam/Dean. And, indeed, it is. Because my muse likes to fuck with me.*
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I’ve tried to write a Veela story where the two don’t jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing.* There’s an updated version, but it isn’t fully done. [link here]
He’d been barely able to see well enough to drive, getting home in the dark before dawn. Twenty minutes and several bandages and antiseptic swipes later, he’d finally collapsed on the bed, insensible until his alarm went off just a few minutes ago. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that he was in the wrong line of work.*
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Voldemort is destroyed the world is all perfect right? No. Remy has to deal with people knowing he is Harry Potter, his growing relationship with Draco and now Dumbles escapes and is out to kill.*
Something was spooking the chickens. Severus Snape could hear their excited squawking from inside the henhouse he’d spotted from the edge of the dense forest.*
Wincing, Harry felt his body stir, heavy-limbed and slack, as though he’d been lying in statsis — or state — a long time. Whoever said coming awake in layers after a blow like his had obviously never taken a bludger to the head.*
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus’s promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry’s life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he’s forced to break his word.*
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin.*
It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn’t any easier the second time around.*
FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*
“Yeah. Yes. I’m asking for your hand in my ass, Spence. I am more than okay.”*
Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*
When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*
Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*
Brian knew he’d picked up a new nickname in the Torretto household…”Dom’s Shadow.” It didn’t bother him, though. He’d been called much worse and this particular nickname was never said with menace, rather at worse, patient exasperation. He knew he was being needy, but he couldn’t help it if panic set in when Dom was out of sight.*
Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. He’s trying to finish his final year at Hogwarts in peace, but something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. It’s all rather embarrassing and making his life very complicated.*
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
Pete and Brendon swap houses after break-ups. The Holiday AU.*
Bodolf was delirious with pain and fever for nearly a fortnight after the animal attack on their camp.*
After a devastating event that leaves Jared emotionless, he moves back to Canada for Megan’s last year of high school. When Megan gets a new job and comes home talking about a guy she works with named Jensen, Jared can’t help but to start to have feelings again…*
“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*
Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
It’s Brendon’s fault, so Spencer doesn’t feel bad at all groaning really loudly and complaining. “It hurts,” he says, feeling whiny. “It hurts and it sucks.”*
Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that’s worth holding on to.*
Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*
Mikey came awake to the buzzing of his pelvis and the annoyed realization that he’d clearly fallen asleep on his phone. He pulled it up, peered at the screen and noticed the time first. Three oh seven. Normally, that would have been enough for Mikey to just turn over and go back to sleep, figure he could deal with it in the morning, but there was only one number in the world that could bypass Mikey’s block on unidentified callers. Mikey pressed talk. “Ronon?”*
“Dude,” Gabe hollers, his voice barely rising above the din in the background. “Can you pick me up?”*
Mike shrugged, and why couldn’t Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his Disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.*
Gambit meets up with Wolverine at an underground BDSM club and may have bitten off more than he can chew.*
Wolverine finds Gambit in New Zealand, Christchurch to be exact, huddled on a bench under pretty trees in a lovely park.*
Memory is an odd thing. The day to day bullshit slowly fades away until it leaves nothing behind but a vague “emotional” tone or color. A feeling. However, every now and then certain details, usually surrounding *intense* emotional times, stay crystal clear, etched into our minds like snapshots. Virtual photographs forever frozen in time, locked away inside of our heads.
Gambit’s been taunting him all day. Taking cheap shots when no one’s looking. Sticking that damn bostaff in places it should never, *ever* be. Blitzing him with charged playing cards that mysteriously keep missing the intended target. *
He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*
“This isn’t exactly what I thought you had in mind when you said retreat, bro,” Gabe comments, fingers digging into muscle just enough to make William’s shoulders rise.*
It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond of their floorboards; he’s not a crazy interior decorator, like some people, but he likes to think he has a certain touch.*
“I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says. “I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.*
“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*
The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*
Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*
a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*
A story in fifteen parts, in which the angel Castiel finds himself put in an untenable position, and consequentially loses his grace. In which he goes on a roadtrip with a demon, discovers the delights of tequila and french fries and pie, plays a starring role in a virgin sacrifice, is deflowered by his favourite Winchester, and then gets some very unpleasant news indeed.*
The fifth stall in the men’s washroom at King’s Cross station had had a “Closed For Repairs” sign on the door since 1973.*
Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist.*
Remy’s relationship with Rogue is hurting him more then anyone knows. Can Logan show him what love really is?
Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.
Bob’s always a little excited when he leaves home, even the times when he’s actually reluctant to go.* Follows Absence Does Make the Heart.
When The Used finish their summer tour, finally, the first thing Bob does is pile some shit into his car.*
If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*
It’s a Harlequin romance novel, starring bandboys. Yes, that involves many of the clinchy, shmoopy cliches you’re thinking of. In which Brendon is Spencer’s secretary, and somehow Spencer has never really noticed him before.*
“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.
It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.* Sequel to Straight Up Chicago Style.
Mike answers on the second ring with “What the Hell?” and Kevin knows he’s getting off easy.*
So maybe they have half an hour until bus call, and neither of them have even showered since they got there last night, and it’s really kind of disgusting how much sex they’ve had. But Brendon has Spencer to herself. In a hotel room. For the first time in, like, twenty cities.*
There’s a pirate hiding in the C-deck stairwell.* In the same universe as Behind the Sea.
It’s a Friday night, and the rest of Midtown is at a hot wings place trying to beat the locals at trivia. Normally Gabe would be with them, but he’d been sidestage watching the Academy set tonight when Bill had demonstrated pole-dancing with his microphone stand, so he has other plans.*
“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*
Gabriela Saporta isn’t some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.*
Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*
It still made Brendon’s heart race every time Spencer so much as touched his hand, and he was sure that the hearts in his eyes were getting stuck there.*
Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*
The one where they’re all grad students. Bob has a stupid crush on Frank, Frank’s stupidly oblivious, and Gerard and Pete are stupid for each other.*
Brendon doesn’t know what wakes him up. The bus is still moving and it looks dark beyond the two inch gap left between his curtain and the wall. But something woke him up, so he lays still and listens. He can just hear the tinny sound of Jon’s ipod above him, and Ryan’s rustling around in his bunk. He hears a high-pitched squeak, a low laugh, and then “shhh.” Oh, right, Keltie’s with them.*
Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit in the grass and mope.*
It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*
The difference one spell can make… Voldemort developed a spell that mimicked death, trapping a soul within a body, but then his own body was lost. How will the path of Harry’s life change?*
Five years after Finding the Key life has settled down in the wizarding world… and then Severus finds the solution to the problem he’s been working on all that time, and people start dying again, and this time Harry Potter is unable to save the wizarding world from the trouble they find themselves in.* Sequel to Finding the Key.
Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz and his whale watching tour business, and though he’d never admit it, the town and its crazy inhabitants may hold exactly what he’s been searching for.*
In the dark shadows across the street from a club called The Church a Vampire pushed off from the cool bricks, watching as four friends walked out into the night. The blond boy was laughing and bouncing on his toes, spinning to address his friends with a wicked cackle, “I can’t believe it! Let this day go down in history! Jared Padalecki was not hit on once!”*
Harry took a deep breath in and let it out slowly. He was sitting with his legs crossed and his arms rested on his legs. His back was straight, as though a string held him up from the crown of his head and kept his spine perfectly aligned. Eyes closed, his glasses were propped on his nightstand. Focusing inward, Harry was able to call on his internal magic and concentrate on it. Its flow all over his body and the tingling he felt from it were heightened in these meditation sessions.* Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter.
There’s a voice inside his head telling him that this is Bill, this is Bill in pain, he should be there, he should try to make it better, he shouldn’t leave Bill alone, and there’s another voice reminding him of how much Bill likes his privacy, that he should respect the few intact boundaries they have left.*
Even when Ian awakes from unremarkable dreams to the familiar rumble of the road beneath their tires, he doesn’t really think much of the knowledge that Marshall is snuffling unconsciously into his shoulder.
Brendon throws his arms up over his head and clings tightly to the headboard, gasping and moaning as Travis fucks him hard and deep.*
Brendon and Spencer wake up together in a motel bed in Vegas with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate. What started as an accidental marriage becomes a marriage of convenience, but could it grow into something more?*
Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *
Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*
Dawn was painting the sky with streaks of hopeful colour when Draco’s feet, awkwardly encased in stolen seven-league boots two sizes too large, landed in the mulch on the fringes of the Forbidden Forest. He gasped out the deactivation spell and let his momentum carry him forward, and a moment later he was sprawling face-down in wet leaves the colour and consistency of soggy Muggle cornflakes.*
Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*
Every summer since he was six, Ryan went to Connecticut to stay with his Aunt Eleanore.*
The magician falling for his attractive assistant is such a cliche. Even if the attractive assistant is a grumpy pessimist who refuses to wear sequins.* Sequel to The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom.
Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living.* Follows Along the Wire and Heavy Connection.
Gaslights burned steadily along the street, lighting patches of overnight fog a sickly yellow-brown. A few streets over the music halls and bars were roaring. Business was just drunk and rowdy enough to be spilling into the streets, but hadn’t gotten bad enough that the police had been called in for the nightly roust.*
High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*
Swept from her dismal present in the 1990s (facing unemployment and the singles scene), Phoebe Turlow takes a wrong turn at a hotel (while attending a “free” vacation in the Caribbean, sponsored by a condo company) and winds up in the seventeenth century in the company of a sexy, witty pirate named Duncan Rourke. As if Rourke does not have enough to do fighting the British in the American Revolution, he has to determine whether short haired, strange speaking Phoebe is a spy, a witch, or worse. Instead, he falls in love with her.* Harlequin bands.
Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there’s more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he’s so earnest, it’s not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.*
When crime victims are afraid of Canadians, Ray and Fraser have to do a little cultural exchange.*
A deranged psycho with an eye fixation is stalking Kowalski and people from Ray’s past. But Fraser’s stuck at the Consulate and can’t help. A thriller.*
When Ray’s little secret is spectacularly exposed in the course of his duty, he chooses to tell all to his partner. But Fraser’s reaction isn’t what Ray had imagined.*
Ray is not actually graphing the history of his relationship with Fraser. That would be pathetic, and Ray is not pathetic. But if he was graphing it, even just in his own stressed-out, messed-up brain, it might look something like this.*
He didn’t care if the dance wasn’t a real Indian dance. Or if the guy wasn’t a real Indian. Or if the whole town folded up at night into a big vinyl suitcase.*
Fraser returns to Chicago after a short holiday up north and finds a stranger in Vecchio’s place. Too bad it’s not Ray Kowalski.*
Post Call of the Wild, Fraser has gone home and Ray can’t see the point of going on.*
Ray Vecchio is forced to come to terms with a few things he’d rather not know.* Sequel to Working on Forever. Third in the series.
Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*