Set after Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and as an alternative to the events detailed in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It’s a slash story involving Harry Potter and Severus Snape.*
Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*
Sirius must ask/beg Snape to marry (and consummate the marriage) with Harry.*
David’s eyes are very blue and his eyelashes are ridiculously long. These are things Joe’s known for years now, but he never gets tired of rediscovering them. He’s never yet managed to get tired of looking at David, and that’s what freaks him out.*
The thing about Jared is he likes a good challenge. He likes to be good at everything he does, and he loves to win. So when he starts to notice the difficulty in making Jensen Ackles grin like a damn Cheshire cat, he takes it as a personal test, a dare that he just can’t say no to.*
When Peter is in danger, Tinkerbell and Wendy become unlikely allies to try to save the boy they both love. But why exactly does Peter need saving? And from what?*
Jake Taggart’s life was almost perfect–he’d worked hard to overcome his past, and he loved his job as foreman on a ranch in Arkansas. The only thorn in his side was a dark eyed cowboy named Tornado whose stubborn attitude brought frustration and confusion to Jake’s mostly happy existence. A late spring rainstorm brings out hidden passions and unleashes a chain of events neither of them expected–and eventually brings about events that threaten to destroy them and what they worked to create. Strong wills and forceful personalities make for intense encounters….but is it enough to keep love alive? *
Ghosts of the past and horrors of the present come to haunt Benson and Stabler.*
Jared is a high-priced assassin working for an underground agency called Admin. When he starts shadowing his latest mark, he gets caught up in a situation beyond his control, and it’s up to him to keep the man he’s been paid to kill out of the line of fire.*
Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*
Tattoos make Jared think of sex. So getting inked by a tattoo artist like Jensen might not be such a good idea after all.*
Growing up in Texas is hard. Growing up in Texas and realizing at the age of 16 that you’re in love with your male best friend? Is harder.*
Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*
Here he was, in the backseat of a cab and inching along through a traffic jam back to his apartment, and he was not thinking about it.*
On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*
Struggling actor Jensen takes a job as big-shot movie star Jared Padalecki’s dogsitter. And the rest, as they say, is history.*
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*
The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*
“I think we should have sex,” Jared said brightly as he sat down. Jensen looked up from his sandwich. “Right here,” he inquired mildly. “In the middle of the cafeteria.”*
The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*
Jared’s a dude ranch owner-operator; Jensen was on Supernatural but it washed out in a year, so he’s singin’ backup for Chris and finding his way. Chad drags Jared to a Kane concert. The music’s not bad, better than he thought, but he finds something he likes much better.*
Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*
Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*
Because while Jensen has no one but himself to blame for suggesting Jared find a hobby, something to help him chill out and focus on and off set, it’d be Mike who’d suggested Jared learn how to knit.*
In almost 40 episodes, he and I have come at each other one time, and that was just because we were super tired and super strung-out. Immediately following, I went into his trailer, it was squashed, we gave each other a hug, and it was done.*
Things in the show have a way of spilling over into their personal lives, and visa versa.*
Jared is a massage therapist, known for his healing techniques in cases of temporary paralysis. Jensen is a famous dancer who needs more than just physical healing after he suffers a life-altering accident.*
From the floor, David lets out a little laugh, still mostly joy, but tinged with fear and relief. Joe turns on the couch, leaning on his side of the edge and reaches out, letting his hand settle comfortably on David’s chest. “I think we have a problem.”*
Message fourteen, there or thereabouts, is from Jason. Joe hears him clear his throat before saying “Joe, man, seriously, if you get this, call one of us. Torri’s freaking out and Rachel’s glaring at me like I know something, and you know how Rachel gets if she thinks you’re holding out on her. But yeah, just-let us know the two of you are okay, okay? We’re all here for you and shit.* Sequel to Natural Order.
You promised Owen when you were eight that you’d never fall in love with a girl.*
“Every time their eyes meet the man grins at him, and Jensen can feel it down to his toes.”*
What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*
Something’s wrong with Jensen, and he makes a point to not tell Jared what it is. But when Jared finds out anyways, his reaction surprises even Jared himself.*
Jared doesn’t think there’s anything wrong about him having a bit of a crush on Dean Winchester.*
Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*
Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*
After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren’t talking. But a film’s a film and Jensen could really use the money.*
Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*
Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*
Jared’s an up-and-coming actor who just scored a TV series. His co-star, Jensen Ackles, is a newly discovered talent, straight out of Texas. The seemingly mismatched pair are perfect together. But not everyone is happy about their chemistry – and no one is more unhappy than the president of the CW herself.*
When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*
Jensen maybe, kind of, sort of has an oral fixation.*
Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
It’s 2013. Jensen’s career has hit the skids. Supernatural was cancelled in its prime, after five seasons. Now his career consists of direct-to-video horror crap and commercials in Japan. There’s a very hot script up for grabs, and his agent thinks Jensen would be perfect for it. Whoever lands this thing is going to rocket to the stratosphere. It’s a mega-wattage opportunity. The only trick? Jensen’s gotta be willing to play gay for pay.*
When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real.* Based on The Wedding Date.
Jared’s a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.*
Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*
Jared’s face is smashed up against the side of Jensen’s shoulder, and he might be drooling a little. His mind is dancing in that hazy place between dreaming and awake when he suddenly feels eyes on him.*
Jared’s life changed forever the day Jensen transferred to his school two years ago. It must have been destiny that brought them together because Jensen was without a doubt mean to be his forever soulmate and the love of his life. Too bad Jensen has no idea Jared even existed.*
When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*
Jared and Jensen are the best of friends, but Jensen’s got a secret he hasn’t told Jared about.*
Star-crossed lovers. Feuding families. Oil tycoons. Wealth. Power. Sex. Revenge. Murder. The family business… Texas style.*
When Jared and Jensen get caught in the act, the set of Supernatural will never be the same and the boys need to figure out what they’re doing and if they’re worth fighting for.*
It’s a story made for Hollywood- a chance encounter between a regular, down-to-earth guy with his whole life planned out for him without a second thought and a well-known, popular movie star turns into something far bigger than either man could ever anticipate. Neither Jared Padalecki nor Jensen Ackles expect or want the complications that arise in their lives from their fast friendship- especially when it develops into something neither anticipated. While Jared accepts and tries to deal with his growing feelings for his famous friend, Jensen fights it every step of the way until his strictly controlled life, hidden behind a public persona, spins out of control.*
On August 13, 2005, the Ayles Ice shelf in Canada broke off the coast of Ellesmere Island, exposing an ice face more than 3000 years old and releasing microbes that caused new, especially violent allergies. In worst case scenarios, reactions to these new allergens are fatal. Tensions rise between the US and Canada as each blames the other for the problem. *
In New York, two men meet under unusual circumstances, and find themselves falling for each other. But when Jensen Ackles learns who Jared Padalecki really is, it all comes crashing down. Can Jared convince Jensen to open up his heart and take a chance on love again, despite who Jared is?*
Jensen’s a Special Agent with the FBI. Jared’s a witness in a federal murder trial. Can Jensen spend a week in Jared’s company without a) wanting to kill him and b) completely falling for him?*
Jensen, as it turned out, was not a morning person.* A continuation of Always By the Book.
Set in the ficticious Californian town of Angel Bay. Jensen, a season cynic who believes that love is nothing more than a prison sentence, meets Jared, a hopeless romantic who still believes in the good of mankind.*
Mafia AU. Loyalty – Respect – Honesty: values Frank takes to heart when he steps into position as Gerard Way’s bodyguard and confidant.*
Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*
When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*
He’s only half-awake when someone crawls in the bed with him. Dimly he remembers the rasp of the key – a safe sound, a familiar sound – before drifting down again.*
Jared: a wedding singer who can’t sing, left standing at the altar. Jensen: a newcomer to town who’s having big troubled with his haughty fiancee. The story of two guys who didn’t plan on their lives turning down this road, but who just might find something better than they’d ever dreamed of in each other.*
Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*
Jensen Ackles moves to New York to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a songwriter, but achieving his dream isn’t as easy as he thought, and a chance meeting with the mysterious Jared Padalecki makes him wonder if he should have been dreaming of something else all along.*
Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*
A week after Jared flew down to visit Jensen in Fort Worth he’s back in Vancouver filming, and just plain bored.*
Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*
A Spike look-a-like shows up at the University of Sunnydale, and Buffy is sent to Mexico to find the real one.*
This is the fic that began with Jared making a dildo clone out of his dick and then it grew…. almost plotty.*
A month after they broke up, Jared and Jensen still aren’t speaking. However, with a little help from family and friends, they might just have a chance.*
Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*
Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*
When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets?*
How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*
Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?*
Usually, when William comes, Gabe’s vision fills with bursts of robin’s egg blue. But when Gabe really works for it, really makes William feel it, sometimes focusing so much on his lover that he himself never reaches climax, William comes and Gabe sees rainbow. William comes hard and his voice can’t pick a key, ranging from high to low as he whimpers and moans and it’s all so musical that Gabe can hardly breathe and he ends up coming anyway.*
Again, Gabe has managed to fall asleep. It’s a miracle, he thinks, and he’s having a fabulous dream about William, naked, with a Cobra hanging from his neck, when he feels something poking at his head. He slowly opens his eyes to meet the deer-in-the-headlights face of William Beckett. He says, “Um?*
When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*
Gabe’s new microphone isn’t gold and William doesn’t sing with him anymore.*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*
When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*
Harry looked at himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair looked like a rats nest or if it looked like he’d spent ages trying to arrange it.*
Canon revisited through a peculiar perspective. In which Bob has a condition that renders him unable to feel any kind of physical pain. He’s not a superhero, just someone with a genetic disease who tries to lead a regular life – of sort, going from being a drum tech to joining MCR to building a steady relationship with both Brian and Ray.*
When Harry’s parents abandon him for dead when his twin is the GWL, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus and Remus’ husband Severus Snape.*
Set during first season, prior to “The Brotherhood”. Rodney doesn’t realize everything there is to know about John.*
That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*
Gerard’s not the greatest with faces but there’s one that keeps crossing his path that he can’t ignore.*
Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends; the one he loved he now hates and the one he hated he now loves; poor men become rich; the one he trusted the most was the one who did him the most harm. A new dark lord appears and it turns out to be an ancient evil. And it all started with a visit to Gringotts.*
After the defeat of Voldemort, Snape helps Harry to deal with the loss of his family, and a deep friendship begins.*
A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action. Despite my expectations or inclinations, it swiftly became clear that this story was going to be Sam/Dean. And, indeed, it is. Because my muse likes to fuck with me.*
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I’ve tried to write a Veela story where the two don’t jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing.* There’s an updated version, but it isn’t fully done. [link here]
He’d been barely able to see well enough to drive, getting home in the dark before dawn. Twenty minutes and several bandages and antiseptic swipes later, he’d finally collapsed on the bed, insensible until his alarm went off just a few minutes ago. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that he was in the wrong line of work.*
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Voldemort is destroyed the world is all perfect right? No. Remy has to deal with people knowing he is Harry Potter, his growing relationship with Draco and now Dumbles escapes and is out to kill.*
Something was spooking the chickens. Severus Snape could hear their excited squawking from inside the henhouse he’d spotted from the edge of the dense forest.*
Wincing, Harry felt his body stir, heavy-limbed and slack, as though he’d been lying in statsis — or state — a long time. Whoever said coming awake in layers after a blow like his had obviously never taken a bludger to the head.*
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus’s promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry’s life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he’s forced to break his word.*
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin.*
It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn’t any easier the second time around.*
FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*
“Yeah. Yes. I’m asking for your hand in my ass, Spence. I am more than okay.”*
Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*
When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*
Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*
Brian knew he’d picked up a new nickname in the Torretto household…”Dom’s Shadow.” It didn’t bother him, though. He’d been called much worse and this particular nickname was never said with menace, rather at worse, patient exasperation. He knew he was being needy, but he couldn’t help it if panic set in when Dom was out of sight.*
Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. He’s trying to finish his final year at Hogwarts in peace, but something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. It’s all rather embarrassing and making his life very complicated.*
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
Pete and Brendon swap houses after break-ups. The Holiday AU.*
Bodolf was delirious with pain and fever for nearly a fortnight after the animal attack on their camp.*
After a devastating event that leaves Jared emotionless, he moves back to Canada for Megan’s last year of high school. When Megan gets a new job and comes home talking about a guy she works with named Jensen, Jared can’t help but to start to have feelings again…*
“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*
Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
It’s Brendon’s fault, so Spencer doesn’t feel bad at all groaning really loudly and complaining. “It hurts,” he says, feeling whiny. “It hurts and it sucks.”*
Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that’s worth holding on to.*
Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*
Mikey came awake to the buzzing of his pelvis and the annoyed realization that he’d clearly fallen asleep on his phone. He pulled it up, peered at the screen and noticed the time first. Three oh seven. Normally, that would have been enough for Mikey to just turn over and go back to sleep, figure he could deal with it in the morning, but there was only one number in the world that could bypass Mikey’s block on unidentified callers. Mikey pressed talk. “Ronon?”*
“Dude,” Gabe hollers, his voice barely rising above the din in the background. “Can you pick me up?”*
Mike shrugged, and why couldn’t Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his Disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.*
Gambit meets up with Wolverine at an underground BDSM club and may have bitten off more than he can chew.*
Wolverine finds Gambit in New Zealand, Christchurch to be exact, huddled on a bench under pretty trees in a lovely park.*
Memory is an odd thing. The day to day bullshit slowly fades away until it leaves nothing behind but a vague “emotional” tone or color. A feeling. However, every now and then certain details, usually surrounding *intense* emotional times, stay crystal clear, etched into our minds like snapshots. Virtual photographs forever frozen in time, locked away inside of our heads.
Gambit’s been taunting him all day. Taking cheap shots when no one’s looking. Sticking that damn bostaff in places it should never, *ever* be. Blitzing him with charged playing cards that mysteriously keep missing the intended target. *
He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*
“This isn’t exactly what I thought you had in mind when you said retreat, bro,” Gabe comments, fingers digging into muscle just enough to make William’s shoulders rise.*
It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond of their floorboards; he’s not a crazy interior decorator, like some people, but he likes to think he has a certain touch.*
“I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says. “I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.*
“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*
The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*
Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*
a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*
A story in fifteen parts, in which the angel Castiel finds himself put in an untenable position, and consequentially loses his grace. In which he goes on a roadtrip with a demon, discovers the delights of tequila and french fries and pie, plays a starring role in a virgin sacrifice, is deflowered by his favourite Winchester, and then gets some very unpleasant news indeed.*
The fifth stall in the men’s washroom at King’s Cross station had had a “Closed For Repairs” sign on the door since 1973.*
Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist.*
Remy’s relationship with Rogue is hurting him more then anyone knows. Can Logan show him what love really is?
Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.
Bob’s always a little excited when he leaves home, even the times when he’s actually reluctant to go.* Follows Absence Does Make the Heart.
When The Used finish their summer tour, finally, the first thing Bob does is pile some shit into his car.*
If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*
It’s a Harlequin romance novel, starring bandboys. Yes, that involves many of the clinchy, shmoopy cliches you’re thinking of. In which Brendon is Spencer’s secretary, and somehow Spencer has never really noticed him before.*
“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.
It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.* Sequel to Straight Up Chicago Style.
Mike answers on the second ring with “What the Hell?” and Kevin knows he’s getting off easy.*
So maybe they have half an hour until bus call, and neither of them have even showered since they got there last night, and it’s really kind of disgusting how much sex they’ve had. But Brendon has Spencer to herself. In a hotel room. For the first time in, like, twenty cities.*
There’s a pirate hiding in the C-deck stairwell.* In the same universe as Behind the Sea.
It’s a Friday night, and the rest of Midtown is at a hot wings place trying to beat the locals at trivia. Normally Gabe would be with them, but he’d been sidestage watching the Academy set tonight when Bill had demonstrated pole-dancing with his microphone stand, so he has other plans.*
“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*
Gabriela Saporta isn’t some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.*
Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*
It still made Brendon’s heart race every time Spencer so much as touched his hand, and he was sure that the hearts in his eyes were getting stuck there.*
Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*
The one where they’re all grad students. Bob has a stupid crush on Frank, Frank’s stupidly oblivious, and Gerard and Pete are stupid for each other.*
Brendon doesn’t know what wakes him up. The bus is still moving and it looks dark beyond the two inch gap left between his curtain and the wall. But something woke him up, so he lays still and listens. He can just hear the tinny sound of Jon’s ipod above him, and Ryan’s rustling around in his bunk. He hears a high-pitched squeak, a low laugh, and then “shhh.” Oh, right, Keltie’s with them.*
Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit in the grass and mope.*
It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*
The difference one spell can make… Voldemort developed a spell that mimicked death, trapping a soul within a body, but then his own body was lost. How will the path of Harry’s life change?*
Five years after Finding the Key life has settled down in the wizarding world… and then Severus finds the solution to the problem he’s been working on all that time, and people start dying again, and this time Harry Potter is unable to save the wizarding world from the trouble they find themselves in.* Sequel to Finding the Key.
Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz and his whale watching tour business, and though he’d never admit it, the town and its crazy inhabitants may hold exactly what he’s been searching for.*
In the dark shadows across the street from a club called The Church a Vampire pushed off from the cool bricks, watching as four friends walked out into the night. The blond boy was laughing and bouncing on his toes, spinning to address his friends with a wicked cackle, “I can’t believe it! Let this day go down in history! Jared Padalecki was not hit on once!”*
Harry took a deep breath in and let it out slowly. He was sitting with his legs crossed and his arms rested on his legs. His back was straight, as though a string held him up from the crown of his head and kept his spine perfectly aligned. Eyes closed, his glasses were propped on his nightstand. Focusing inward, Harry was able to call on his internal magic and concentrate on it. Its flow all over his body and the tingling he felt from it were heightened in these meditation sessions.* Sequel to Unlocking Harry Potter.
There’s a voice inside his head telling him that this is Bill, this is Bill in pain, he should be there, he should try to make it better, he shouldn’t leave Bill alone, and there’s another voice reminding him of how much Bill likes his privacy, that he should respect the few intact boundaries they have left.*
Even when Ian awakes from unremarkable dreams to the familiar rumble of the road beneath their tires, he doesn’t really think much of the knowledge that Marshall is snuffling unconsciously into his shoulder.
Brendon throws his arms up over his head and clings tightly to the headboard, gasping and moaning as Travis fucks him hard and deep.*
Brendon and Spencer wake up together in a motel bed in Vegas with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate. What started as an accidental marriage becomes a marriage of convenience, but could it grow into something more?*
Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *
Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*
Dawn was painting the sky with streaks of hopeful colour when Draco’s feet, awkwardly encased in stolen seven-league boots two sizes too large, landed in the mulch on the fringes of the Forbidden Forest. He gasped out the deactivation spell and let his momentum carry him forward, and a moment later he was sprawling face-down in wet leaves the colour and consistency of soggy Muggle cornflakes.*
Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*
Every summer since he was six, Ryan went to Connecticut to stay with his Aunt Eleanore.*
The magician falling for his attractive assistant is such a cliche. Even if the attractive assistant is a grumpy pessimist who refuses to wear sequins.* Sequel to The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom.
Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living.* Follows Along the Wire and Heavy Connection.
Gaslights burned steadily along the street, lighting patches of overnight fog a sickly yellow-brown. A few streets over the music halls and bars were roaring. Business was just drunk and rowdy enough to be spilling into the streets, but hadn’t gotten bad enough that the police had been called in for the nightly roust.*
High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*
Swept from her dismal present in the 1990s (facing unemployment and the singles scene), Phoebe Turlow takes a wrong turn at a hotel (while attending a “free” vacation in the Caribbean, sponsored by a condo company) and winds up in the seventeenth century in the company of a sexy, witty pirate named Duncan Rourke. As if Rourke does not have enough to do fighting the British in the American Revolution, he has to determine whether short haired, strange speaking Phoebe is a spy, a witch, or worse. Instead, he falls in love with her.* Harlequin bands.
Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there’s more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he’s so earnest, it’s not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.*
When crime victims are afraid of Canadians, Ray and Fraser have to do a little cultural exchange.*
A deranged psycho with an eye fixation is stalking Kowalski and people from Ray’s past. But Fraser’s stuck at the Consulate and can’t help. A thriller.*
When Ray’s little secret is spectacularly exposed in the course of his duty, he chooses to tell all to his partner. But Fraser’s reaction isn’t what Ray had imagined.*
Ray is not actually graphing the history of his relationship with Fraser. That would be pathetic, and Ray is not pathetic. But if he was graphing it, even just in his own stressed-out, messed-up brain, it might look something like this.*
He didn’t care if the dance wasn’t a real Indian dance. Or if the guy wasn’t a real Indian. Or if the whole town folded up at night into a big vinyl suitcase.*
Fraser returns to Chicago after a short holiday up north and finds a stranger in Vecchio’s place. Too bad it’s not Ray Kowalski.*
Post Call of the Wild, Fraser has gone home and Ray can’t see the point of going on.*
Ray Vecchio is forced to come to terms with a few things he’d rather not know.* Sequel to Working on Forever. Third in the series.
Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*
Ray Kowalski is undercover, just not like everybody thinks.*
“Shut up! Do not say anything or I will punch you in the face!” “Constable, let me present to you–” Emily threw out her arm, “–Ray the Angry Clown.” “I’ll kill you! I’m not kidding!” I threatened. Fraser just stared at me for a moment, and then he looked admiringly at Emily. “Oh, that’s very good.”*
Ray was trying not to think on it too close. Because it sounded like a truly terrible romance book. Or maybe a sitcom: Canadian Mountie Falls for Chicago Pizza Maker! Wackiness Ensues!*
Ray was vaguely annoyed at Fraser for linking the fact that – for reasons that didn’t need exploring at this goddamned juncture – Ray had breasts.*
Ray has the perfect solution to his romantic woes. Strangely, Fraser isn’t cooperating.*
He keeps telling himself that he’s trying to be a good samaritan, that he’s just trying to pick up clues about the camera’s owner so he can track them down and give it back. Really.*
In which Frank has had a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really like to get Frank alone and on a bed.* Sequel to Pictures of Me and You.
The room looks exactly like it did the day Brendon moved in, now that it’s empty of all of his and Spencer’s stuff. He’s sitting on his stripped bed, and the plastic mattress covering crinkles every time he shifts his weight.*
Brendon Urie would call himself an ordinary guy. Spencer Smith would call him stupidly hot, if he weren’t about to destroy Brendon’s career. A rich, successful journalist and food critic, Spencer aims to write a scathing review of Brendon’s little muffin and cupcake shop. He never mixes business with pleasure. But the secrets Brendon’s keeping intrigue Spencer, and his naivety has caught Spencer off guard. He’s entranced with the little muffin cupcake shop and his neighbour Jon’s coffee shop. What’s happened to him? He’s being ridiculous! The Christmas-coated town has gone to his head. Spencer’s best friend, literary critic Ryan Ross, thinks that the small-town boy has unlocked the city slicker’s heart.*
In which Brendon and Spencer are juniors in high school. Ryan, the plucky best friend and Mr. Hall, the history teacher, also star.*
Sun beats down mercilessly on Gerard’s shoulders as he toes the edge of the browning lawn. Nothing in Jersey looks better by the light of day. The run-down houses, peeling paint and disrepair all stare back at him in sharp relief. He sighs. Everything hurts. He hasn’t had a drink in three days and he flushed the last of his coke down the hotel toilet before getting on the plane.*
It’s two thirty in the afternoon. A fly buzzes eagerly around the counter, the only living thing that isn’t drooping listlessly in the heat. It’s only June but the summer’s already gearing up for the kill, probably smelling blood in the water. The A/C has been out for a week.*
“Are you lost?” Spencer asked. “No,” the New Guy said, and continued to look in both directions while standing in the middle of the hall.*
After the show, there’s the usual pile-up in the lounge to get some food and watch a movie.*
The diner! au. the boys live and work in the small town of paradise, nevada. some were born there, some traveled there looking for something. it’s easy enough to settle into a routine, but equally easy to get lost in that routine. spencer in particular. he’s grumpy, generally dissatisfied with life, and likes books more than people. this is what happens when someone comes along to change that.*
In the year 2030 The United States is a third world country and Chicago is divided into sectors that strain relations between the social classes to the breaking point. Pete is a member of an underground movement; Patrick is the sheltered son of a rich business man. They’ve nothing in common but when circumstances force them together something that was missing in each of them clicks into place.*
If I hear ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.*
Even over the rising wind, the scent hit Ray as soon as he came in sight of the cabin, a fruity, spicy, Christmasy smell.*
It gets bad, and then it gets worse, and then it gets better again.* Sequel to All the Comforts of Home.
Ray and Fraser have dinner, musicals, a discussion of our oppressed red-nosed reindeer brothers, and an exchange of Christmas gifts.* Sequel to A Poor Boy Too.
Ray is still looking for a gift for his dad while Fraser is looking for something else.* Sequel to No Such Thing As Santa.
“Of course he got the money! He’s Fraser. He’s organized, he’s a fucking criminal mastermind, what do you think?!” * Oh this is brilliant. I mean, landshark for pete’s sake.
“Ray braced one hand on the beer-soaked bar. ‘What you got over there? Terrorists? Killers? Mad bomber?’ ‘Olga,’ Fraser said inexplicably.”*
What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?* Second in the Bar AU series.
What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?*
Fraser and Ray still have a few thins to work through. Like…life.* Third in the Bar AU.
A new pair of vintage jeans, his favorite t-shirt, and the black leather jacket were laid out on the chair, ready to go.*
“I always thought I was kidding about Fraser being the way he was on account of being Canadian – I come from Chicago, no way he’s the first Canadian I ever met – but they can do some funny things to you, the Territories.”*
It’s funny how stuff creeps up on you sometimes, and you look around one day and go, shit, never saw THAT coming. And other stuff, it’s like, BAM. You are THERE, in the moment, and you know your life is changing, and you know there is fuck-all you can do about it. Funny, and not necessarily funny ha-ha.*
Yes, there’s an OFC in the story, but Fraser and Ray seem to be able to cope anyway.*
When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and pirates and evil, sinister betrothals or the one behind the scenes that involves pill poppers, awesome partiers, live chickens, romantic gay love, wacky Three’s Company Too mix ups and betrayal of the worst and most heinous kind? Well, that’s kind of up to the crazy mix of actors, musicians, various crew and production members to decide for themselves. Even if they are the ones in the thick of it.
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.
Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.
Brendon and Spencer go on a cruise to escape their problems. They end up finding more than rest and relaxation.*
“Hotel night!” Brendon chirps, inserting herself into the middle of the cluster of people and bags in the lobby. “I call Spencer!”*
Bob and Spencer’s band mates are conniving little shits, and they get a look at what constitutes romantic while on tour.
Andie woke up to the sunlight shining right in her eyes. That was so fucking wrong. Her room didn’t even face east, so what the…*
A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*
When it comes to Brendon, though, all the normal guy-like ‘way to go man’ platitudes fail him. With Brendon, all Spencer can be is seethingly fucking jealous.*
He wishes he could pinpoint when it had happened, when he’d stopped watching Ryan’s mouth and started watching Spencer’s hands.*
When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.*
The first year they’d been together, Bob had called Spencer on Easter and said, “Happy Easter?” because he wasn’t really clear on exactly what Spencer’s brand of Christianity was. It didn’t seem to involve as much bitterness as Ryan’s, nor as much angst as Brendon’s, but it wasn’t exactly as lackadaisical as Jon’s, either, from what Bob could tell.*
“Yeah,” Pete continues, rolling his eyes before pinning his glare back on her, “the reputation we’d have for letting out barely-legal singer get her shit touched on stage while the three guys in the band sat back and watched. Real nice. Sign me up for that rep.”
I saw a picture of Patrick and said, “Patrick teaches tenth grade science.” The rest wrote itself! Yes, the first section ends abruptly, but really, we were distracted by Gerard.*
Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.
Gerard recognizes him, and that’s not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole “wardrobe malfuction” thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough.* In the same universe as 42.
“Bob, you’re the man for me. No one has ever made me happier, dude, seriously. Fuck Mikey, okay? I can do anything he can do, and better.” Follows the Future In Your Pictures.
Pete Wentz is the star of the soccer team. He’s their team’s only saving grace, and they’re damn lucky they even have him — word is, he’s on a Division One club team that’s ranked second in the nation. The only information disputing this is that he’s maybe on the number one team. He’s gone enough that it’s believable, but then, he goes out with enough girls (and boys, though that’s less going out and more just making out) that it stops making sense.*
Brendon loves touring. He loves touring and he loves their bus and he loves his band and he loves The Academy and he loves the UK and he loves Jaggermeister.*
It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*
In which Jon and Spencer work for a film company and are shooting a documentary on the Skylines and Turnstiles tour, feat. My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is…*
Brian is not entirely sure how he ended up with a half-naked Brendon Urie in his lap, just like he is unsure of how My Chem ended up on tour with Panic at the Disco in the first place.*
Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*
Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*
Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.
“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.*
“I just don’t wanna go alone,” Frankie has said, and tugged on Bob’s arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.*
“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*
Pete probably shouldn’t have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he definitely shouldn’t have told Panic at the Disco. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the error of his ways.*
Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.* Based on the movie Head Over Heels.
Frank takes a quick look in his rear view mirror, runs his fingers through his messy hair and then smiles at his reflection as he slides the key out of the ignition. He’s really fucking late, but that’s never a good reason to look anything less than hot. He grabs his cargo bag out of the passenger seat and flips the automatic lock on his second hand Honda and then walks as quickly as his short legs will carry him to the entrance of Penny Lane.* Retelling of Never Been Kissed.
Frank was sitting on the floor in Gerard’s basement room, waiting for Gerard to come shuffling down the basement steps with his holey, army green bag and messy hair. After Gerard had gone off to art school, Gerard’s parents had refurbished the basement so that Gerard had a place to stay when he was at home that did not share a bathroom with his brother.* Sequel to The Holly Golightly Club.
Okay, Sam’s definition of “moving” doesn’t seem to quite jive with Dean’s.*
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
The beat is muted, almost non-existent, and the loss hits Bob hard. He’s used to living his life in a constant thrum of sound, sensing those around him, the rhythm of the universe a constant companion, but here there’s almost nothing. He can feel the sound that’s been pulling him for weeks now, but little else. This place is dead, almost silent, and Bob aches with the feeling of being cast into nothingness.*
A MCR AU where Ray has his own gardening firm, and one day he does a job for the Ways.*
“It would seem,” the Cardinal finished, “that Father Way’s body has disappeared.” There was a silence. Eventually Bob said, “What the fuck?” “Yes,” said the Cardinal. “Quite.”*
Bob wakes up to the sound of drumming. It takes him a few seconds to differentiate between the drumming that is always in his head and the noise he can hear, but when he realises that it is genuine drumming, he gets out of bed to investigate.*
Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*
Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*
I’ve always wondered why, when Gerard decided he wanted to save lives, he turned away from visual arts and started a band. This is an AU version of one answer. Gerard is still at SVA, having taken a while away to enter AA and get sober; Frank is a nude model and punk rocker who’s moved to New York City. Romance (and sneezing!) ensues.*
At the time, it was like, Great, of course the fans who are waiting around to give you chocolate bars and like, are those Skittles?, and a whole fucking shitload of candy, of course they show up when you’re in the middle of rushing back to the hotel because Ray and Bob and Mikey all have food poisoning.*
Frank always feels the clumsiest when he’s doing this, touching Gerard like this. He runs sweaty fingers down Gerard’s spine, tracing slender muscles, scratching with blunt nails, lip sore between teeth and shallow breathing.*
He’s wearing a red hoodie, tight girl-jeans and has a backpack slung over his shoulder. He’s also completely making out with a scraggly looking dude with greasy flat-ironed hair.*
“I didn’t want last night to happen until after it did. But maybe I want it even more now.” Brendon clears his throat like he’s presenting a project to the class and he’s run out of breath. Spencer is expecting more words laced together, another calm sentence, when Brendon leans over the divider between their bodies, tilted towards him, and kisses him wholly.
“Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”*
The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*
On tour, everything gets found out, and the stuff that doesn’t gets made up anyway. But tour is a good time to try things you might not have before.*
Spencer could be ‘silently stoic’… he pulled it off ideally, so well that an Oscar would have his name written all over its faux-gold body, but he could never imagine being ‘stoic with a large voice inside his stomach’, or ‘happy with a laugh that sounded like something out of a 1950s laugh track.’*
She down Brendon had seen her staring, because Spencer hadn’t been able to keep her eyes off her for the rest of the shoot. She’s pretty sure everyone had seen her staring.*
Jared’s spending his last summer before college on the beach in a tiny southern California town. Enter messed up Jensen with an odd fixation with the ocean.*
It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)
While on leave from the police force, Detective Frank Iero occupies himself with three things: drinking, brawling, and being alone. But when a series of brutal murders calls him back to active duty, he must find a killer while confronting people from his past, including estranged best friend turned businessman Mikey Way, and deal with his unwilling attraction to Mikey’s enigmatic older brother Gerard.*
In which Jared tries to drink himself to heterosexuality, Jensen’s lips ruin everything, and Chad is a crappy best friend.*
“Why the hell didn’t you tell me they were taking your picture in nothing but a pair of Daisy Dukes?”*
AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*
Okay, so you know that story going around about Sandy’s roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?*
A fic containing Jensen, Jared, Castle Anthrax, and a spanking.*
The trouble started the moment they crossed the threshold and there it was right up in front: a display of the Winchester, with a guarantee of 100% satisfaction or your money back. Sam’s kind of scarred for life and Dean’s a freak, but it’s okay because Sam’s secretly freaky too.*
Jared is a powerful CEO that gets a taste of the simple life when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.*
Going to college in a new town, far away from home, Jared finds friends and maybe more, but he also realizes that you can’t hide your past forever.*
Bob slammed Spencer into the wall, pinning him with his wrists over his head. Spencer groaned as Bob scraped his teeth across the exposed skin over his collar bone, thrusting his hips out only to have Bob press him even harder into the wall, using his whole body as leverage against Spencer.*
Frank is an asshole sometimes. But that doesn’t mean that he can’t learn things about himself and other people. He just needs some encouragement sometimes.*
They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*
They have nowhere special to go, no larger plan; Dean hangs the Impala’s tires along the West Coast for a while, skirting California. Sam thinks it might mean something in that weird language Dean speaks: his brother’s never managed to communicate in something as tiny as words. Dean would never just ask Sam if he wanted to go back to college; so instead he burns several tanks worth of gas winding along the edges of Cali.*
Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”
Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*
Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*
Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.
“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.
Jensen’s got a secret crush, only it doesn’t stay secret and crack happens.*
Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*
They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*
It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.
A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*
Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*
Jared’s lack of fashion sense just might finally drive Jensen one of these days…*
AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*
Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*
Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.
Sam isn’t the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn’t have the same awe-inspiring effect.*
Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*
The thing about spells was that they rarely worked in real life like they did on TV or in the movies.*
In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*
Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*
Sam and Dean tried to bake the impossible cake.* I know, seriously, I know. But this series is somehow charming and funny and sweet. Dean might be out of character, but the character he is in is a good one. Different but good.
“I’ve got doctors screaming at me to let them take you apart, see where this stubborn streak comes from, and I could do that. But I want you to do what I say. And remember it.”*
Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*
It was the best game William had ever conceived, and to be sure, William had conceived of many good games. But Steal-Everyone’s-Phones-And-Make-Inappropriate-Calls Game was both a great time waster and a time of wasted greatness. Oh yes.*
In which there are more than three movie references, and Spencer and Bob swap bodies.*
Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*
You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.
It’s not so much the turning into a girl that’s a problem; that’s happened before. It’s the fact that Frank doesn’t turn back.*
At the end, it wasn’t that he didn’t realize he had a problem, that he was in trouble. It was just that, even knowing that, he couldn’t stop himself-or believed he couldn’t, which amounted to the same thing.*
Step 1: Watch the music video for “A Little Less Sixteen Candles…” Step 2: Listen to “Vampires Will Never Hurt You.” Step 3: Mix liberally.*
“This okay?” Brendon asked a moment later, breaking off from kissing Spencer to slide his hands down Spencer’s chest.*
“Hey, baby girl,” Brendon says softly. He thinks he should have thought of something more profound to welcome his daughter in to the world.*
Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*
“I hate Valentine’s Day,” Patrick says while tearing into the Taco Bell bag the runner brought to the studio for lunch. He extracts a handful of packets and tries to decide what level of hot sauce he wants, choosing the hottest. He’ll go for broke; perhaps the sauce will burn away the sour taste brought upon by thoughts of Valentine’s Day.*
It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*
Spencer’s not quite sure what Brendon is doing, but he thinks it could be considered flirting.*
The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*
“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*
Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*
The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*
It’s during one of their coveted hotel nights that Frank finally has enough. Gerard’s wearing his stupid skeleton pajamas, the ones Frank liked until they started to smell like the inside of his high school gym locker. Gerard’s hair is brushing his face in greasy clumps that make Frank’s own skin itch in sympathy.*
Like everything, it starts in Vegas.*
In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.*
Gerard has decided that Frank deserves a circus. Everybody, including all of FOB and PATD, get involved.*
There are some days when Frank sits around his apartment for hours, wandering from the kitchen to the dining area to the bedroom to the bathroom in nothing but his pajamas, and just regrets.*
chemistry lab partners AU. I know what you’re thinking: “why would you do that?!” i don’t know dudes. but see? I write cheesy happy stuff sometimes too!*
Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*
“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*
Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.
Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*
Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.
Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*
For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*
Ten things Brian Schechter learned while babysitting My Chemical Romance.*
The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*
The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*
“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*
Brendon’s wish backfires and he turns into Spencer’s drum kit. As you do.*
Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)
“Spencer,” Brendon said slowly, looking at each of them in turn, “what exactly did you wish for?”*
Gerard Way leads a life of quiet desperation. Every morning he wakes up at six-thirty on the dot. He showers and dresses and has a cup of coffee and a cigarette for breakfast. He is out the door by seven-fifteen and in the office by seven-forty-five.*
Ray didn’t ever lie to his band. Not telling them that he was a werewolf technically wasn’t a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.*
Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*
Jensen never wanted to fall in love, but now all he wants is to share his life with someone who loves him.*
Who or what is killing children in Kingsburg? Sam and Dean investigate the deaths and race to stop another from happening. Along the way, Dean shows how far he’ll go to protect his brother.*
Heero and Duo are taken to an alternate dimension to fight for a new cause.*
As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*
It turns out Denan was wrong when he said there was no such thing as unicorns. It also turns out that when a unicorn steals your memories, you have to play nice to get them back. But what’s a Winchester to do in the meantime?*
Six months after Full Moon, Fast Cars, Sam and Dean are hunting together when the yellow-eyed demon makes a reappearance, and Dean is brought face to face with his old life and the reasons he quit hunting in the first place.* Sequel to Full Moon, Fast Cars.
First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.
When Dean disappears on a hunt, the last thing Sam expects is the help of another psychic in trying to find him. The search doesn’t go well, and when Dean walks back into his life, it’s with the news that tears the world out from under them both.*
It was my fault. I couldn’t warn him. When he… when the kid came for him, I wasn’t able to. It was my fault.*
While investigating a routine curse in a small California town, Dean loses his memory. With only his brother to lean on, feelings begin to develop that aren’t exactly brotherly. How’s Sam going to cope with that?*
“He hears it on the radio, and for the first measure, something coils inside of him, low in his stomach, lean and hungry and needing.”*
Jared and Jensen negotiate the boundaries of their new relationship.* Sequel to Settling Into Now.
Set a few months after the events of ‘Further and Further Out’. Sam is still not entirely himself when a vision of their father in trouble sends a reluctant Dean off to track down John Winchester. Sequel to Further In and Further Out.
“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*
They get stuck in fucked up situations all the time. Second in the Ordeals Verse.
He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*
Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.
Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*
Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*
Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*
‘Later, later, soon,” becomes a whole lot later and not so much soon.* A sequel to Hey Gravity! or at least a continuation of sorts.
In which there is broken glass, a sick drummer, a story, a festival, and a song.*
It’s like how I Can talk to you when you’re not even there…*
Jared and Jensen are attacked by the lyrical, poetic schmoop fairies.*
Inexplicable, unexplainable bodyswap leads to Jensen getting to know Sophia a little better than he maybe wants.*
The downward spiral.* Sequel to And You Can Be the Remedy.
This is sort of just a look into the relationship of Sam and Dean post-Fitchburg. There isn’t really a resolution, because I don’t see the resolution coming until Devil’s Trap…*
When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*
Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*
Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*
Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*
They’re just superheroes trying to save the world: How Frank convinced Bob to run.*
Bob’s just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn’t think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.*
“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*
“Pete and Patrick were still looking expectant, so Mikey said, ‘So we’re a group of…traveling…personal grooming experts. I guess.’ Patrick looked at Gerard. ‘And their priest.’ ‘We’re very spiritual,’ Ray mumbled.”* Sequel to I Have Been All Things Unholy.
A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*
In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*
Gerard looks up and sees Frank’s head poking around the corner of the door to his office.*
John never disappeared before the pilot episode, so Dean never went to Stanford to find Sam. Two months later and they discover the demon went after Sam after all.*
Two years after the yellow-eyed demon is defeated, the Winchesters are still waiting for their happy ending.*
When the poto mitana’s presence is required in New Orleans, Sam and Dean find themselves in a battle for control of the vodouisantes. Dena expects trouble but doesn’t expect to find himself in a battle for his own mind.* Sequel to Knowledge of Dead Secrets.
It starts with Dean getting buried alive… and it doesn’t appear to be ending any time soon.*
Sam disappears after a fight and Dean finds him ten months later in a hospital. Dean has to work to put their relationship back together while dealing with a major change in their lives.*
After the death of their father, the Winchester brothers discover the beginning of the road to their destinies. Two destinies that were foretold thousands of years before they were born and entwined so tightly neither can tread the road alone.*
Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*
Wincest, implied violence, various kinks, strong language, moderately defused wit, waterlogged hell beasties, hot boys with stupid haircuts and straight people necking on television. Yeah. Scary. But, seriously-don’t read this story if you are at all offended by incest between minors. It’s canon that the boys are brothers, folks. Brothers are boys and boys get up to no good when left to their own devices. It’’s a fact of life. Don’t send me hate-mail over it.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part one of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
The real tragedy is not the act itself, but the mess it leaves behind.* Sequel to Passenger.
Gerard hasn’t prayed in years, probably not since Gamma died. It’s just… no. Not happening. He imagines sometimes that he’s in a staredown contest with God, arms folded, glaring at each other.*