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It’s like how I Can talk to you when you’re not even there…*
Jared and Jensen are attacked by the lyrical, poetic schmoop fairies.*
Inexplicable, unexplainable bodyswap leads to Jensen getting to know Sophia a little better than he maybe wants.*
The downward spiral.* Sequel to And You Can Be the Remedy.
This is sort of just a look into the relationship of Sam and Dean post-Fitchburg. There isn’t really a resolution, because I don’t see the resolution coming until Devil’s Trap…*
When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*
Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*
Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*
Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*
They’re just superheroes trying to save the world: How Frank convinced Bob to run.*
Bob’s just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn’t think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.*
“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*
“Pete and Patrick were still looking expectant, so Mikey said, ‘So we’re a group of…traveling…personal grooming experts. I guess.’ Patrick looked at Gerard. ‘And their priest.’ ‘We’re very spiritual,’ Ray mumbled.”* Sequel to I Have Been All Things Unholy.
A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*
In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*
Gerard looks up and sees Frank’s head poking around the corner of the door to his office.*
John never disappeared before the pilot episode, so Dean never went to Stanford to find Sam. Two months later and they discover the demon went after Sam after all.*
Two years after the yellow-eyed demon is defeated, the Winchesters are still waiting for their happy ending.*
When the poto mitana’s presence is required in New Orleans, Sam and Dean find themselves in a battle for control of the vodouisantes. Dena expects trouble but doesn’t expect to find himself in a battle for his own mind.* Sequel to Knowledge of Dead Secrets.
It starts with Dean getting buried alive… and it doesn’t appear to be ending any time soon.*
Sam disappears after a fight and Dean finds him ten months later in a hospital. Dean has to work to put their relationship back together while dealing with a major change in their lives.*
After the death of their father, the Winchester brothers discover the beginning of the road to their destinies. Two destinies that were foretold thousands of years before they were born and entwined so tightly neither can tread the road alone.*
Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*
Wincest, implied violence, various kinks, strong language, moderately defused wit, waterlogged hell beasties, hot boys with stupid haircuts and straight people necking on television. Yeah. Scary. But, seriously-don’t read this story if you are at all offended by incest between minors. It’s canon that the boys are brothers, folks. Brothers are boys and boys get up to no good when left to their own devices. It’’s a fact of life. Don’t send me hate-mail over it.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part one of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
The real tragedy is not the act itself, but the mess it leaves behind.* Sequel to Passenger.
Gerard hasn’t prayed in years, probably not since Gamma died. It’s just… no. Not happening. He imagines sometimes that he’s in a staredown contest with God, arms folded, glaring at each other.*
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