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Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed At

Bands? What bands? Everyone’s in film school.*



A Hollow Rumble of Wings

Spencer loves his mom.*



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Bob slammed Spencer into the wall, pinning him with his wrists over his head. Spencer groaned as Bob scraped his teeth across the exposed skin over his collar bone, thrusting his hips out only to have Bob press him even harder into the wall, using his whole body as leverage against Spencer.*



Penpals

He puts an ad out on New York Craigslist (so he doesn’t run into anyone from any scene) in the Strictly Platonic section. He sets up a new email account, one that starts MusicalGenius. He wants a pen pal. He gets a lot of creepy responses, and one he really likes.*



I Never Knew I Needed You (Until You Told Me So)

Frank is an asshole sometimes. But that doesn’t mean that he can’t learn things about himself and other people. He just needs some encouragement sometimes.*



Girlverse: girl!Spencer/Bob

They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*



Any Ordinary Stranger

Bandboys with superpowers! Sort of…*



Pretty Much a Sex God

Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*



Dancing the Line

They have nowhere special to go, no larger plan; Dean hangs the Impala’s tires along the West Coast for a while, skirting California. Sam thinks it might mean something in that weird language Dean speaks: his brother’s never managed to communicate in something as tiny as words. Dean would never just ask Sam if he wanted to go back to college; so instead he burns several tanks worth of gas winding along the edges of Cali.*



Seventy-six Trombones Played Gloria Gaynor

Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”



Belling the Tiger

Dean just isn’t himself lately…*



Laugh, I Nearly Died

A special song follows the Winchesters through time.*



All About the Benjamins

Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*



What Kind of Day Has It Been

Dean thinks this is the strangest job they’ve ever worked.*



Stuck On Delete

Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*



Little Red Hoodie Sam

Um, cracked version of Little Red Riding Hood.



As Long As You Smile

Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.



Can’t Just Walk Away

There are car problems and hilarity ensues.*



Hot Like This

“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.



Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush

Jensen’s got a secret crush, only it doesn’t stay secret and crack happens.*



Caught In a Spin

Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*



Prankwar 2008

They prank because they love. Including: Jared in a kilt, Jared playing Ruby, and surprise seaweed.*



Spin the Light to Gold

It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.



Family Affairs

A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*



Epicurious

Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*



Man’s Best Friend

Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things… happen.*



The Seven Shirts of Jared Padalecki

Jared’s lack of fashion sense just might finally drive Jensen one of these days…*



Keep Our Minds on the Sum of Each Other

It all goes quiet very suddenly.*



Miss(ter) Congeniality

So they’re not called pageants, they’re called “scholarship programs.”*



Can’t Point the Way to Your Heart

AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*



Real Men Do It In Drag

Dean never thought he would enter a beauty pageant; Sam never thought he would see his brother in a dress. There’s a first time for everything, right?*



To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts

Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.



Celebrity Sex Tape (Everyone’s Got to Have One)

Jared and Jensen make a sex tape.*



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Jensen isn’t such a huge fan of Canada.*



The Flower Gleams

Sam isn’t the only one with powers. Unfortunately for Dean, his mystical ability to grow flowers doesn’t have the same awe-inspiring effect.*



A Yarn

One day Sam found a pair of socks in his duffle bag.*



Damn the Man

Empire Records, open til midnight.*



It’s Pronounced Husband and Husband

Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*



A Little Superstitious Now

The thing about spells was that they rarely worked in real life like they did on TV or in the movies.*



Of the Teacher and the Superstar

In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*



May You Live In Interesting Times

Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*



The Samcakes Verse

Sam and Dean tried to bake the impossible cake.* I know, seriously, I know. But this series is somehow charming and funny and sweet. Dean might be out of character, but the character he is in is a good one. Different but good.



Life Is a Banquet (And Some Poor Suckers Are Starving to Death)

Fucking redcaps.*



Test of Wills

“I’ve got doctors screaming at me to let them take you apart, see where this stubborn streak comes from, and I could do that. But I want you to do what I say. And remember it.”*