Really, the title says it all.
Archive for June, 2009
Everyone Experiments in College
In an alternate universe, Jared goes to college.*
The Sweetest Things Burn Before They Shine
28 Jun 2009
AU, FOB, MCR, PATD, bob/joe, brendon/jon, butcher/siska, clockstopper, drama, frank/gerard, gabe/william, humor, mix, nc17, patrick/pete, ryan/spencer, slash
When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and pirates and evil, sinister betrothals or the one behind the scenes that involves pill poppers, [...]
Gerard Way’s (Vampire) Detective Agency
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.
Navy Scrubs (Or, Of Life, Love, and Relationships, by Spencer J. Smith, age twenty-eight)
28 Jun 2009
AU, PATD, brendon/spencer, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, jezzabe, jon/ryan, patrick/pete, pg13, slash
Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.
Navigate Me
Death Cabs is Brian’s idea – a cab company that uses cheap cars and charges cheap fares to get people home from parties. While Mikey’s busy laughing at him, Brian gets busy making it work; buying bombs, hiring mechanics off the street and letting Mikey’s friends behind the wheel. There’s no way it can fail…
BeWentzed
28 Jun 2009
AU, FOB, nc17, patrick/pete, scribblinlenore, slash, underage
An AU a la the movie Bedazzled. Patrick is a bored high school student who just wants someone to take him away from all this bullshit. Pete is the Devil, AKA Lucifer, AKA Beelzebub, AKA big trouble, who just wants… Patrick.*
When Life Gives You Lemons
28 Jun 2009
Brendon and Spencer go on a cruise to escape their problems. They end up finding more than rest and relaxation.*
Always, and Again
28 Jun 2009
PATD, airgiodslv, brendon/spencer, genderswap, het, nc17, slash, smut
“Hotel night!” Brendon chirps, inserting herself into the middle of the cluster of people and bags in the lobby. “I call Spencer!”*
A Chemically Panicked Idea of a Romantic Tryst
28 Jun 2009
bob/spencer, humor, mix, nc17, redsnake05, slash, smut
Bob and Spencer’s band mates are conniving little shits, and they get a look at what constitutes romantic while on tour.