Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*
angst, AT, drama, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, melanie, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Voldemort is dead and Harry has finally graduated from Hogwarts and is ready to live his life, but his world is turned upside down when he realizes friends can become enemies and enemies become friends; the one he loved he now hates and the one he hated he now loves; poor men become rich; the one he trusted the most was the one who did him the most harm. A new dark lord appears and it turns out to be an ancient evil. And it all started with a visit to Gringotts.*
angst, AT, drama, harry/snape, harrypotter, jadedragon36, r, slash
After the defeat of Voldemort, Snape helps Harry to deal with the loss of his family, and a deep friendship begins.*
angst, drama, harry/snape, harrypotter, nc17, postcanon, slash, starkindler
A story in 21 parts, featuring an Ancient Greek curse, an unexpected metamorphosis, adventures in pool sharking, numerous shots of tequila, a nun outfit, zombies, angels, demons, kidnappings, startling discoveries about old acquaintances, massage, a game of strip poker, girl-on-girl action, girl-on-boy action, and boy-on-boy action. Despite my expectations or inclinations, it swiftly became clear that this story was going to be Sam/Dean. And, indeed, it is. Because my muse likes to fuck with me.*
angst, dean/sam, drama, genderswap, het, horror, incest, nc17, pandarus, slash, smut, supernatural, violence
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I’ve tried to write a Veela story where the two don’t jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing.* There’s an updated version, but it isn’t fully done. [link here]
angst, AT, creature, draco/harry, drama, harrypotter, janara, r, slash
He’d been barely able to see well enough to drive, getting home in the dark before dawn. Twenty minutes and several bandages and antiseptic swipes later, he’d finally collapsed on the bed, insensible until his alarm went off just a few minutes ago. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that he was in the wrong line of work.*
arianalussier, AU, blair/jim, death, drama, horror, nc17, slash, suspense, thesentinel, torture, violence
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*
AU, brianschechter/gerard, dancinbutterfly, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.
AU, brianschechter/gerard, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Voldemort is destroyed the world is all perfect right? No. Remy has to deal with people knowing he is Harry Potter, his growing relationship with Draco and now Dumbles escapes and is out to kill.*
abuse, angst, AT, dark, draco/harry, drama, harrypotter, horror, loyalslytherinforever, r, rape, slash, torture, violence
Something was spooking the chickens. Severus Snape could hear their excited squawking from inside the henhouse he’d spotted from the edge of the dense forest.*
AT, dark, dementordelta, drama, harry/snape, harrypotter, nc17, postcanon, slash
Wincing, Harry felt his body stir, heavy-limbed and slack, as though he’d been lying in statsis — or state — a long time. Whoever said coming awake in layers after a blow like his had obviously never taken a bludger to the head.*
AT, dementordelta, drama, harry/snape, harrypotter, nc17, postcanon, slash
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus’s promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry’s life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he’s forced to break his word.*
abuse, angst, AT, drama, harry/snape, harrypotter, postcanon, r, slash
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin.*
abuse, angst, dark, drama, harry/snape, harrypotter, horror, incest, r, rape, slash, torture, violence
It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn’t any easier the second time around.*
angst, drama, genderswap, hectorrashbaum, het, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, r, realperson, slash, theacademyis
FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*
hectorrashbaum, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
“Yeah. Yes. I’m asking for your hand in my ass, Spence. I am more than okay.”*
boweryd, brendon/spencer, fallintosilence, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*
angst, drama, hectorrashbaum, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*
fluff, hectorrashbaum, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*
angst, AU, creedcascade, drama, logan/remy, logan/remy/scott, nc17, slash, threesome, tj, xmen
Brian knew he’d picked up a new nickname in the Torretto household…”Dom’s Shadow.” It didn’t bother him, though. He’d been called much worse and this particular nickname was never said with menace, rather at worse, patient exasperation. He knew he was being needy, but he couldn’t help it if panic set in when Dom was out of sight.*
abuse, angst, AU, brian/dom, creedcascade, dark, drama, fastandthefurious, horror, nc17, rape, slash, tj, torture, violence
Six months. Brian stared at the judge as the words registered.*
abuse, angst, brian/dom, creedcascade, dark, drama, fastandthefurious, horror, nc17, rape, slash, tj, torture, violence
Scott just sat in the dark corner of the pub and glared his ex-lover.*
angst, bondage, creedcascade, drama, echosrevenge, kink, logan/remy, logan/remy/scott, logan/scott, nc17, slash, smut, threesome, xmen
Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. He’s trying to finish his final year at Hogwarts in peace, but something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. It’s all rather embarrassing and making his life very complicated.*
beren, creature, draco/harry, drama, harrypotter, nc17, slash, smut
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
brendon/spencer, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*
ailleann23, AU, fluff, gerard/patrick, humor, mix, r, realperson, slash
There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
AU, brendon/spencer, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
