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Set after Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and as an alternative to the events detailed in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. It’s a slash story involving Harry Potter and Severus Snape.*
Harry Potter must marry a Slytherin to save the Wizarding world. Only, none of them seem to want him.*
Sirius must ask/beg Snape to marry (and consummate the marriage) with Harry.*
David’s eyes are very blue and his eyelashes are ridiculously long. These are things Joe’s known for years now, but he never gets tired of rediscovering them. He’s never yet managed to get tired of looking at David, and that’s what freaks him out.*
The thing about Jared is he likes a good challenge. He likes to be good at everything he does, and he loves to win. So when he starts to notice the difficulty in making Jensen Ackles grin like a damn Cheshire cat, he takes it as a personal test, a dare that he just can’t say no to.*
When Peter is in danger, Tinkerbell and Wendy become unlikely allies to try to save the boy they both love. But why exactly does Peter need saving? And from what?*
Jake Taggart’s life was almost perfect–he’d worked hard to overcome his past, and he loved his job as foreman on a ranch in Arkansas. The only thorn in his side was a dark eyed cowboy named Tornado whose stubborn attitude brought frustration and confusion to Jake’s mostly happy existence. A late spring rainstorm brings out hidden passions and unleashes a chain of events neither of them expected–and eventually brings about events that threaten to destroy them and what they worked to create. Strong wills and forceful personalities make for intense encounters….but is it enough to keep love alive? *
Ghosts of the past and horrors of the present come to haunt Benson and Stabler.*
Jared is a high-priced assassin working for an underground agency called Admin. When he starts shadowing his latest mark, he gets caught up in a situation beyond his control, and it’s up to him to keep the man he’s been paid to kill out of the line of fire.*
Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*
Tattoos make Jared think of sex. So getting inked by a tattoo artist like Jensen might not be such a good idea after all.*
Growing up in Texas is hard. Growing up in Texas and realizing at the age of 16 that you’re in love with your male best friend? Is harder.*
Jensen learns that sometimes things aren’t what they look like. Jared exposes his biggest secret. Jeff learns about letting go.*
Here he was, in the backseat of a cab and inching along through a traffic jam back to his apartment, and he was not thinking about it.*
On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*
Struggling actor Jensen takes a job as big-shot movie star Jared Padalecki’s dogsitter. And the rest, as they say, is history.*
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*
The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*
“I think we should have sex,” Jared said brightly as he sat down. Jensen looked up from his sandwich. “Right here,” he inquired mildly. “In the middle of the cafeteria.”*
The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*
Jared’s a dude ranch owner-operator; Jensen was on Supernatural but it washed out in a year, so he’s singin’ backup for Chris and finding his way. Chad drags Jared to a Kane concert. The music’s not bad, better than he thought, but he finds something he likes much better.*
Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*
Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*
Because while Jensen has no one but himself to blame for suggesting Jared find a hobby, something to help him chill out and focus on and off set, it’d be Mike who’d suggested Jared learn how to knit.*
In almost 40 episodes, he and I have come at each other one time, and that was just because we were super tired and super strung-out. Immediately following, I went into his trailer, it was squashed, we gave each other a hug, and it was done.*
Things in the show have a way of spilling over into their personal lives, and visa versa.*
Jared is a massage therapist, known for his healing techniques in cases of temporary paralysis. Jensen is a famous dancer who needs more than just physical healing after he suffers a life-altering accident.*
From the floor, David lets out a little laugh, still mostly joy, but tinged with fear and relief. Joe turns on the couch, leaning on his side of the edge and reaches out, letting his hand settle comfortably on David’s chest. “I think we have a problem.”*
Message fourteen, there or thereabouts, is from Jason. Joe hears him clear his throat before saying “Joe, man, seriously, if you get this, call one of us. Torri’s freaking out and Rachel’s glaring at me like I know something, and you know how Rachel gets if she thinks you’re holding out on her. But yeah, just-let us know the two of you are okay, okay? We’re all here for you and shit.* Sequel to Natural Order.
You promised Owen when you were eight that you’d never fall in love with a girl.*
“Every time their eyes meet the man grins at him, and Jensen can feel it down to his toes.”*
What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*
Something’s wrong with Jensen, and he makes a point to not tell Jared what it is. But when Jared finds out anyways, his reaction surprises even Jared himself.*
Jared doesn’t think there’s anything wrong about him having a bit of a crush on Dean Winchester.*
Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*
Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*
After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren’t talking. But a film’s a film and Jensen could really use the money.*
Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*
Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*
Jared’s an up-and-coming actor who just scored a TV series. His co-star, Jensen Ackles, is a newly discovered talent, straight out of Texas. The seemingly mismatched pair are perfect together. But not everyone is happy about their chemistry – and no one is more unhappy than the president of the CW herself.*
When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*
Jensen maybe, kind of, sort of has an oral fixation.*
Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
It’s 2013. Jensen’s career has hit the skids. Supernatural was cancelled in its prime, after five seasons. Now his career consists of direct-to-video horror crap and commercials in Japan. There’s a very hot script up for grabs, and his agent thinks Jensen would be perfect for it. Whoever lands this thing is going to rocket to the stratosphere. It’s a mega-wattage opportunity. The only trick? Jensen’s gotta be willing to play gay for pay.*
When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real.* Based on The Wedding Date.
Jared’s a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.*
Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*
Jared’s face is smashed up against the side of Jensen’s shoulder, and he might be drooling a little. His mind is dancing in that hazy place between dreaming and awake when he suddenly feels eyes on him.*
Jared’s life changed forever the day Jensen transferred to his school two years ago. It must have been destiny that brought them together because Jensen was without a doubt mean to be his forever soulmate and the love of his life. Too bad Jensen has no idea Jared even existed.*
When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*
Jared and Jensen are the best of friends, but Jensen’s got a secret he hasn’t told Jared about.*
Star-crossed lovers. Feuding families. Oil tycoons. Wealth. Power. Sex. Revenge. Murder. The family business… Texas style.*
When Jared and Jensen get caught in the act, the set of Supernatural will never be the same and the boys need to figure out what they’re doing and if they’re worth fighting for.*
It’s a story made for Hollywood- a chance encounter between a regular, down-to-earth guy with his whole life planned out for him without a second thought and a well-known, popular movie star turns into something far bigger than either man could ever anticipate. Neither Jared Padalecki nor Jensen Ackles expect or want the complications that arise in their lives from their fast friendship- especially when it develops into something neither anticipated. While Jared accepts and tries to deal with his growing feelings for his famous friend, Jensen fights it every step of the way until his strictly controlled life, hidden behind a public persona, spins out of control.*
On August 13, 2005, the Ayles Ice shelf in Canada broke off the coast of Ellesmere Island, exposing an ice face more than 3000 years old and releasing microbes that caused new, especially violent allergies. In worst case scenarios, reactions to these new allergens are fatal. Tensions rise between the US and Canada as each blames the other for the problem. *
In New York, two men meet under unusual circumstances, and find themselves falling for each other. But when Jensen Ackles learns who Jared Padalecki really is, it all comes crashing down. Can Jared convince Jensen to open up his heart and take a chance on love again, despite who Jared is?*
Jensen’s a Special Agent with the FBI. Jared’s a witness in a federal murder trial. Can Jensen spend a week in Jared’s company without a) wanting to kill him and b) completely falling for him?*
Jensen, as it turned out, was not a morning person.* A continuation of Always By the Book.
Set in the ficticious Californian town of Angel Bay. Jensen, a season cynic who believes that love is nothing more than a prison sentence, meets Jared, a hopeless romantic who still believes in the good of mankind.*
Mafia AU. Loyalty – Respect – Honesty: values Frank takes to heart when he steps into position as Gerard Way’s bodyguard and confidant.*
Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*
When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*
He’s only half-awake when someone crawls in the bed with him. Dimly he remembers the rasp of the key – a safe sound, a familiar sound – before drifting down again.*
Jared: a wedding singer who can’t sing, left standing at the altar. Jensen: a newcomer to town who’s having big troubled with his haughty fiancee. The story of two guys who didn’t plan on their lives turning down this road, but who just might find something better than they’d ever dreamed of in each other.*
Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*
Jensen Ackles moves to New York to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a songwriter, but achieving his dream isn’t as easy as he thought, and a chance meeting with the mysterious Jared Padalecki makes him wonder if he should have been dreaming of something else all along.*
Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*
A week after Jared flew down to visit Jensen in Fort Worth he’s back in Vancouver filming, and just plain bored.*
Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*
A Spike look-a-like shows up at the University of Sunnydale, and Buffy is sent to Mexico to find the real one.*
This is the fic that began with Jared making a dildo clone out of his dick and then it grew…. almost plotty.*
A month after they broke up, Jared and Jensen still aren’t speaking. However, with a little help from family and friends, they might just have a chance.*
Jensen wakes up to find that he’s a girl. He and Jared try to figure out what to do, and how it will affect their relationship.*
Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*
When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets?*
How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*
Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?*
Usually, when William comes, Gabe’s vision fills with bursts of robin’s egg blue. But when Gabe really works for it, really makes William feel it, sometimes focusing so much on his lover that he himself never reaches climax, William comes and Gabe sees rainbow. William comes hard and his voice can’t pick a key, ranging from high to low as he whimpers and moans and it’s all so musical that Gabe can hardly breathe and he ends up coming anyway.*
Again, Gabe has managed to fall asleep. It’s a miracle, he thinks, and he’s having a fabulous dream about William, naked, with a Cobra hanging from his neck, when he feels something poking at his head. He slowly opens his eyes to meet the deer-in-the-headlights face of William Beckett. He says, “Um?*
When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*
Gabe’s new microphone isn’t gold and William doesn’t sing with him anymore.*
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.
Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*
When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*
Harry looked at himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair looked like a rats nest or if it looked like he’d spent ages trying to arrange it.*
Canon revisited through a peculiar perspective. In which Bob has a condition that renders him unable to feel any kind of physical pain. He’s not a superhero, just someone with a genetic disease who tries to lead a regular life – of sort, going from being a drum tech to joining MCR to building a steady relationship with both Brian and Ray.*
When Harry’s parents abandon him for dead when his twin is the GWL, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus and Remus’ husband Severus Snape.*
Set during first season, prior to “The Brotherhood”. Rodney doesn’t realize everything there is to know about John.*
That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*
Gerard’s not the greatest with faces but there’s one that keeps crossing his path that he can’t ignore.*
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