Gerard has been in love with his best friend and bandmate for years. It sucks. Especially because he’s convinced himself that Frank does not feel the same. But a series of events including a long overdue break from touring, gastroenterology specialists, a new puppy and a visit from a know-it-all brother and his smart-as-hell wife, make Gerard question his assumptions.*
Jim wants to ride that (and by “that” he means “Spock’s dick”) into the sunset.*
Okay, so it had been really sweet of Kris the night of the finale, and Adam was not ashamed to admit it had made his sniffling inner thirteen-year-old girl feel a lot better at the time.*
Colin’s a baker who makes cupcakes by day, and takes care of his pet hedgehog by night (which sounds a lot more exciting than it is. Or scratch that. It doesn’t really sound all that exciting, now does it?) Well, that is until he falls in love with a clown (no, really – an actual guy dressed like a clown. A guy called Bradley.) After that Colin basically spends his days thinking about Bradley, and his nights thinking about Bradley some more. It’s still not all that exciting; but it’s really all the excitement Colin needs. * Okay, clowns. Adorable story, but I’m considering a new warning.
Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*
Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.*
It’s not like Kris is trying to jerk off to pictures of Adam. It just keeps happening.*
His name is Adam, and like his namesake he was the first of his kind. A true pinnacle of cyberhuman evolution. An exemplar of the most creative technology ever conceived. A mesh of metal and meat, perfect in every way. Except one. He is uncontrollable. Even now, teams of our finest hunters are tracking down even the vaguest of rumours. But until he decides to step into the daylight, we may sit and wait.
The problems started with permission, or the lack thereof. Our scientists presented hours of testimony, studies and deductions to the relevant authorities but the Ethics Board turned down all our proposals. But that one single denial should stand before the march of scientific discovery was anathema to us. Completely unthinkable. We knew better than they. We were Cerberus. We would not be constrained by their cowardice and superstition. But now, I fear that the history books will hold the judgment. And that it will not be in our favor.*
They were childhood/teenage sweethearts but Arthur’s family moved away (because Uther detested Merlin but Arthur doesn’t know this) and they promise to write. After Uther’s death Arthur finds all the letters from Merlin he never received. All the time he thought Merlin had forgotten him. Arthur seeks him out.*
As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*
“It’s not that I don’t understand the allure.” Sasha Reid said leaning back in her chair and sipping from her water glass. “I just don’t understand what the big deal is.” Her honey brown eyes narrowed as Derek chuckled in a smug way.*
Secrets were something you really couldn’t keep in the BAU. Not when surrounded by the finest minds in the world, all focused on ferreting out secrets and uncovering subterfuge. *
Merlin is made into a girl when Arthur gets him out of the tree. Cue massive teasing, underwear shopping, and newfound lust.*
Uther blamed Arthur for Igraine’s death but couldn’t bring himself to kill him. Instead he keeps him locked up because Arthur looks just like Igraine and he can’t bare to look at him. Uther remarries and has other kids so the heir issue isn’t a problem. Merlin comes to Camelot and he accidently comes across the place where Arthur is locked away. They talk through the door and eventually end up falling for each other.*
It sort of sneaks up on him, halfway through the train ride to Niagara Falls, during an innocuous moment when Parker casually props her feet up on an empty seat, her calf brushing his in the cramped space.*
A Kept Boy is an RPS AU involving slavery, abuse (adult and child) in all forms (verbal, physical, mental), inequalities of power, and dark, adult concepts regarding same. At heart, it’s a love story, but it goes through some bad, dark places to get there. Be warned, if any of these are not your cup of tea. This is in no way a true story.*
He’d offered to be a mentor, but he hadn’t really thought that through at the time. Now he’s accidentally outed Kris and he’s pretty sure the only way to make it up to him is to take him under his wing. Strictly in a mentor/mentee way, of course.*
Arthur introduces Merlin to Gwen and Morgana for the first time (double date?) and they realise that he’s deaf. Half way through the date/day out Arthur starts signing to Merlin (because . . . the music gets too loud/feedback-y to use his hearing aids or something) and Gwen and Morgana are really impressed at how much dedication he’s putting into the relationship.*
“So who are you going to marry?” Uther demanded.
“No idea, father,” Arthur replied.
Uther thwacked his glove loudly on the arm of the throne. “Then it’ll have to be Morgana!”
Arthur looked horrified. “Morgana – no way, father! I’d rather marry Merlin!”*
Arthur/Merlin, he wakes up naked, sticky, and with a cock still inside of him. Bonus points for temporary amnesia!
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur accidentally ingests a poison/potion that makes him almost uncontrollably horny
Arthur/Merlin, aware of being under a love spell, but helpless to its effects. (Like, say, for instance, Arthur manages to offend a sorceress, who in turn wants to teach him some humility and puts a spell on him to make him fall in love with Merlin (before running off cackling into the woods), and Arthur knows it’s a spell, but it doesn’t make it any easier for him not to want Merlin, or to resist any other of the spell’s effects. But, you know, could be Merlin under the spell, doesn’t matter to me. :D)*
Kris needs someone to take care of him on tour. Adam is fabulous in many ways. And sometimes things are what they look like. *
Arthur is a world class violinist, trapped in Sydney, Australia, by his fear of flying. In the wake of a mediocre concert, vicious critics and with barely a month to go before his next (hopefully reputation-saving) recital, Arthur is almost at breaking point. When his accompanist, Morgana, breaks her wrist in a car accident, Arthur is more or less doomed. And the story begins, when the Maestro at the conservatoire, Gaius Stresemann, recommends his protege Merlin Emrys to step in. Merlin, who plays by ear, as he pleases and really just wants to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well. The story really starts six months previously when Arthur passes out drunk outside Merlin’s shoe-box apartment.*
“Wereanimal!Jensen has been on his mating quest since he didn’t find his mate within his pack. It’s getting to a critical point where Jensen might go feral and claim his mate where ever and when ever he finds him. Jared is Jensen mate and “unfortunately” for both of them Jensen finds him in a packed college bar, at least there’s a pool table in the back.” *
It wasn’t that Jensen was jealous or followed one of those monogamous religions. He came from a three parent home himself and had always imagined that one or two parent families must have been so lonely and quiet. *
Sam and Castiel met four years ago as college roommates and have been a couple ever since. Now, the summer after graduation Mary Winchester invites them to Lawrence, Kansas to properly meet the family. There Castiel meets Dean, who he considers rude, overbearing, yet enthralling. Over the course of the trip, he begins to question if he’s with the right Winchester after all.*
Jensen remembered his wedding day to Jeff. Not so much the expensive decorations or the high society guests, but how he felt. It was supposed to be incredibly low-keyed, Jensen wanted a trip to the courthouse to sign their marriage license, but Jeff came from a rich family and it was ‘Not a Thing To Do.’ So Jeff’s mothers took over the wedding planning and Jensen remembered hating everything about it. Everything except saying “I do” to Jeff (even their vows were written by Jeff’s mothers).*
I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*
Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*
When Merlin Emrys is sent on a ’round-the-world assignment, he begins remembering a life of magic, dragons, and kings. To make matters worse, a strange woman starts stalking him along the way. And that’s before he even meets Arthur Pendragon, whose answer to climate change is going to save the world. Because apparently just saving Britain won’t be enough this time around.*
Modern AU. They’re both voice actors for a show where their characters are in love/in a relationship/sleeping together but they’ve never met. They meet at a press function or passing each other in the studio and find that life imitates art.*
During the day, King Arthur and Court Sorcerer Merlin belong to the world. In the time between first and second sleep, they belong to each other. Originally for the kinkmeme prompt: Arthur/Merlin, segmented sleep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segmented_sleep [the relevant bit from Wikipedia: Segmented sleep, divided sleep, bimodal sleep pattern and interrupted sleep are modern Western terms for a polyphasic or biphasic sleep pattern found in medieval and early modern Europe and many non-industrialised societies today, where the night's sleep is divided by one or more periods of wakefulness.] *
Zach wants to do something very special and entirely unexpected for Chris’s birthday. This requires a Christmas tree. In August. Wackiness ensues.*
It was a beautiful spring day, the sun shining over the green meadow dotted with flowers and fluffy white clouds sprinkled across the cerulean sky, a perfect day. Merlin lay on his back, finding pictures in the clouds, enjoying the quiet afternoon for a little while. A jet contrail across the sky eventually shattered the illusion that he was still in Camelot, enjoying a stolen moment away from his duties, and he sat up with a sigh, his eyes going to the nearby hill, a few scattered rocks all that remained of the once glorious castle which for a short time had been the center of a golden age for Britain–or Albion as it had been called then.*
Set during 1×5. Arthur and Lancelot escape to Arthur’s quarters for some one-on-one time and Merlin naturally finds a way to get in the middle. (Or: Merlin is the best bottom in Camelot, like there was every any doubt).*
Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*
Merlin was adopted as a baby – he’s always known that – but when he turned twenty he found he had a half-sister: the feisty and sort of scary Morgana. Merlin moved to sleepy Camelot to be closer to her, settling into life as a mild-mannered greengrocer, catering to his passion for in-season fruits and vegetables. To make things even better, Morgana’s adoptive brother is coming back from America and Merlin will get a brother too! Life is pretty peachy. But… Arthur Pendragon is not at all what Merlin had expected. He’s arrogant, funny, beautiful – he completely flummoxes Merlin at every turn. But really, Merlin doesn’t think his new sort of maybe not brother person is hot. That would we weird, right?*
Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary (well, kind of) guy?*
Merlin is invited to compete in a tournament of magic. Sure, he’d like to become the champion of all Albion, but first he has to get past giant creatures, a seductive sorceress, and the crown prince of Camelot.*
In which Colin has writer’s block, Katie is helpful, Bradley makes coffee, Angel is awesome, and along the way something kind of wonderful happens.*
‘It’s only just a crush, it’ll go away; it’s just like all the others it’ll go away.
Or maybe this is danger and you just don’t know; you pray it all away, but it continues to grow.’*
An accident leaves Spock with amnesia. His last memory is bringing a cadet up on charges for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru – a cadet who, to his disgust, is now his bondmate. *
Jim has a new obsession. It lives in his first officer’s trousers.*
Merlin Emrys’ journey from Paddington Station to Imperial College’s South Kensington campus was proving to be much less straightforward than the one from Cardiff to London.*
Modern AU. Based (very loosely) on this 1939 movie with David Niven and Ginger Rogers, in which Niven is the Son in (wait for it) J.B. Merlin and Son Department Store. THIS IS TOO BIZARRE FOR ME TO BE MAKING IT UP, OKAY. What’s even more bizarre: I did not remember that fact when I first thought of making this a Merlin fic, though perhaps it was burned into the dark, cobwebbed recesses of my brain.*
Arthur thinks the space-time continuum is messing with him, but perhaps it’s actually making things the way they’re meant to be. *
Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*
On the way back from their roadtrip around Wales, the boys encounter a rain apocalypse. Colin makes a playlist to die to, KitKats get squashed, Bradley changes his name to Margaret, and they find out exactly how much room there isn’t in the back of a rented Ford Focus.*
In which the boys pretend to still be together for Christmas (and there is more than one kind of charade).*
I’ve always wanted to do a Take Your Fandom to Work type of AU. Therefore, I bring you Merlin via the United States Air Force, the 19th ASOS Combat Weather Team, and Fort Campbell Army Airfield, Kentucky. The title is from the song Fantasies, by Rogue Wave, which is the song I’m listening to for inspiration with this fic, having finally broken my addiction to “Neopolitan Dreams”.*
Arthur and Merlin have shared a living space for over six years and can hear each other very clearly through the wall between their rooms.*
Bradley takes Colin on a date. Colin thinks he might be a giant space lizard.*
Modern AU. When Merlin Emrys gets a summer job at Buckingham Palace, he doesn’t expect to even meet King Arthur, let alone become involved in protecting him from a plot to overthrow the monarchy.*
In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. *
If he were the kind of person who got sad instead of angry he would have died when he was nine and his fingernails were breaking on the last rocky inch of solid ground.*
As filming for the second series draws to a close, Colin thinks his biggest problem is evading one of Bradley’s goodbye hugs. It isn’t. It’s that he’s about to do something that’s fourteen different kinds of stupid: fall in love. *
Merlin is an emo/goth hairstylist and Arthur has been his number one customer since the beginning. Merlin finally takes matters into his own hands after waiting for so long.*
Something is stalking through the streets of Camelot and taking its women. Arthur devises a plan to trap whoever is behind the deed with the brilliant idea of using Merlin as bait. The plan doesn’t go as well as hoped, and Merlin winds up injured. How deep do Arthur’s affections for his servant and friend run – what is he willing to do to save his life? How will a man who will be King choose to save his people from a deadly predator – and at what price?*
At the end of their first year of university Arthur decides to take Merlin on a road trip, and holds on to the hope that before it’s over they’ll be more than just friends. Morgana decides she and Gwen are going to come along, and Merlin and Gwen decide they’re both insane. Along the (admittedly short) road to true love there are roller coasters, flat tires, chocolate, sheep, pillow fights, food fights, keychains, and memories that will last a lifetime. *
In which Arthur fucks Merlin for a hazing ritual (and then there is talk about wallpaper). *
Originally posted on the kinkme_merlin (on livejournal) post for the prompt: Modern AU, “Merlin is Arthur’s booty call”. In the end, it turned out that was only the beginning, and what ensued was a story of the power of true love. It never gets old, although this story does make mention, many times, of antiques.*
Arthur is a handsome and eligible bachelor with a well paid job in the City and a luxury penthouse flat in Canary Wharf. His life is the stuff of dreams … Just not his. After his sister gets a lodger it seems that Arthur’s life has taken an even bigger turn for the worse. Until, of course, he falls in love. Unfortunately, the path to true love is never smooth, and sometimes requires reckless driving, illegal parking and chasing after trains.*
When Leon’s still suffering from the dragon’s attack several months later, Merlin is anxious to help. Meanwhile Arthur goes hunting, Merlin dabbles in things that he shouldn’t, and they find themselves on a quest with an unusual companion….*
This can’t possibly work, Bradley tells himself. No way is there space for Colin to fuck him beside the butt plug. Surely he’s going to remove it.*
A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.*
Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur’s dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father’s company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone’s got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.*
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a “real” teenage boy. *
Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test.*
After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center.*
Sequel to What Your Eyes Can Do. Two months later, will Sesshoumaru’s luck turn so he can finally find Kagome? How will he react to discovering her relationship with Inuyasha?*
Jim’s mind is most dynamic – and as the Vulcan debate team finds out, it is most pleasurable to meld with him. Too bad for them, Spock is not anywhere near willing to share (Jim is his, even if the human does not know it yet).*
Sesshoumaru is wishing he’d just stayed home when he sees her across the room. Her eyes paralyze him, full of promises of great pleasures to come. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but will one night be enough?*
Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply ‘The Syndrome’.*
Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*
The war changed everyone. Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Is it just Harry’s imagination, or is his worst enemy harbouring a secret? Harry finds out about Draco’s new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it’s not really up to him.*
An obligatory amnesia story, but with a twist. Jim believes he has lost Spock, after seeing him die. Later he discovers that Spock is alive, but suffers from a memory loss. Jim wants Spock to remember everything, but he doesn’t know what he’s asking for.*
Jim knew that he had never wanted anyone the way he wanted Spock. There were too many feelings he had never felt before. What Jim wasn’t quite ready to admit, was that it was more than mere desire that was driving him insane.*
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew?*
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.*
There’s been an outbreak on New Vulcan: Vulcan men of all ages are going through Pon Farr years earlier than expected.*
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*
In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*
April 12th, 2000.
Dear Mr Potter,
You are cordially invited to the Twentieth Annual Charity Gala for the War Orphans Trust, which will be held at Malfoy Manor on May 25th, 2000. As I am sure you know, this is a very important event on the charity calendar, and it would give the W.O.T. great pleasure if you would attend as our guest of honour.
Your speedy reply is greatly appreciated.
Yours Sincerely,
D. A. Malfoy, Vice President, W.O.T.*
All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. *
set during chapter six of Foundations, post-Christmas.*
“Oh, for God’s sake, Jim,” McCoy said, every word dripping with exasperation, “this has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something when it’s coming from you!”*
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends. Are the new feelings they’re discovering for one another worth risking their friendships?* This story runs parallel to the story “Sestina” by the same author. Read the first 19 chapters of this one, and then switch to Sestina and then come back here for the rest. So, so amazing.
When one door closes, another one opens… with a bit of a push. Life, love, and complications. Sequel to Reparations.*
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.*
Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.*
Fifteen of Jim’s secret talents that came in handy on missions, and one time it was just for fun.*
A summit meeting has finally been arranged between the Romulan Empire and the Federation regarding the Narada incident, leaving Spock to deal with the concerns of a possible alliance, his counterpart onboard the Enterprise, and the emergence of new, or perhaps old, feelings.*
“Don’t you think that life should be gay, and bright and lovely, like champagne?” (Cary Grant as Nickie Ferrante, An Affair to Remember, 1957). As it happens I do, so I wrote this – with all respect intended to Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr and 20th Century Fox, as well as to Paramount et al.*
Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*
Because Jim misses bedtime stories and a life like this should not be real, but it is so he copes the only way he knows how.*
Fiona is taken to Ireland during “Long Way Back” and Sam and Michael go after her.*
A club, a mask, and low lighting give Chris the opportunity he’s been waiting for. *
The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*
Once upon a time, I put two kinks on [info]trek_rpf_kink, and [info]smutjunkie wrote Buch Dich in response to them, in which a) Zach has a photography kink and b) Zach spews helpless dirty talk. I was so entirely delighted with her story that I sequeled it, and this is the result.*
“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s The Siege Part III. Futurefic for Veronica Mars.*
Veela don’t have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry Potter because Harry is one of the few people in the wizarding world who treats him decently. But when Harry refuses, with his refusal focused on Draco’s creature blood, Draco sets out on a different journey than he ever expected.*
It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*
It’s the first year of Auror training for Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and…Draco Malfoy, But with Hagrid, Snape’s second Pensieve, rogue Death Eaters, Auror classes, and someone trying to start a second war to worry about, Harry might not have the time to pay that much attention to Malfoy. At first, anyway.*
Bending at the knees to unceremoniously drop himself back down onto the sofa, Zach reaches for the remote and says, possibly joking, “God, you’d make the worst two beer queer ever.”*
Brain-damaged by a Dark curse, Harry is seeing auras that no one else can see and visions that don’t come true and speaking Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to normal. Draco Malfoy thinks his future should be different from his past.*
Pine knows he’s a little infatuated with the man, but he can’t bring himself to care.*
Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*
In which Kris finds a puppy and the laws of probability change dramatically.*
Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*
“You get you don’t have to take up a grand gesture lifestyle so I feel secure in your affections, right? I feel pretty secure.”*
When Adam and Archie are kidnapped all Kris and Cook can do is wait and hope for their loved ones to be returned to them.*
Clark decides on a change of lifestyle. Lex decides on a change in the status quo. And the world’s doomed.*
Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*
When Alec and Eliot bring Ronon home, some parts of the paradigm get shifted around.*
You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*
Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*
Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*
When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*
“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*
Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.*
It’s hot enough that there’s sweat pooling along Jim’s collarbone and in his hair, slightly uncomfortable and soaking his pillow, but damn if he cares when Spock leans down and licks a path up his neck, jaw, and cheek with a flat and broad tongue, and he likes that there’s something of his there for Spock to lick off.*
“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*
What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*
Spock finds out about Kirk/Prime!Spock’s mind meld while performing a mind meld on Kirk and takes the older Spock to task for what he considers a violation of Kirk.*
Before Zuko sailed away to stop a rebellion he promised Katara to return, but on the way back home he encounters obstacles. Court begins to force Katara to remarry, but she knows Zuko is still alive. Can Zuko arrive in time to take back his wife?*
Post Avatar. Jake Sully has a new life with the Omaticaya, and his life mate Neytiri. Humans have left. But he knows they will come back, and he’ll be ready when they do.*
Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16.
Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping on toes when he shows he’s fully capable of running the whole ship all by his nerdy lonesome, and it gets so bad that the crew runs back to the priestess (or etc aggrieved party) and begs her(/him/it/they/?) to put his perviness back . Gen is cool, especially since Kirk has no sex-drive, but K/S makes this one swoooon. Specific prompt is specific…*
Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.
The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*
Basically, I see Spock as being nonchalant in most aspects of his life. Why would a pregnancy be any different? Let’s say he goes into pon farr and mates Kirk. Unexpectedly, he finds himself pregnant. And quite nonchalantly goes about his business as usual even as everyone else on the ship goes slightly crazy over OMG PREGNANT SPOCK and the like.
Bonus points if Spock figures out he’s pregnant on his own and declines to inform anyone – including Kirk – until a physical with McCoy.*
Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*
Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many things Zuko and Katara realize that what their hearts truly burn for is for one another. Can they love each other knowing they’ll hurt those that love them?*
Zutara, set two years after Sozin’s Comet, with some Sukka and Taang thrown in for good measure!*
Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*
Jim and Spock are in a established relationship, but when Starfleet sends Kirk secret orders to sleep with a foreign leader for a much needed medicinal trade, he decides that the needs of many outweigh those of the few. Now, he must deal with the unbelievable fallout. Oh, and the disgusting beauty of top secret missions is that you can’t tell anyone the truth.*
So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.
So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*
Soooooo I totally want to see a fic in which Kirk and Spock have sex/are in what Kirk thinks is a committed, loving relationship, and then Spock leaves Kirk. Reasoning doesn’t matter particularly, but it might be best to have it relate to Spock’s belief that Kirk can’t commit/be monogamous, or Spock’s own commitment to helping re-populate New Vulcan. Anyway, regardless, Kirk is devastated, especially because he’s just found out he’s pregnant, and Spock was in fact the one that he wanted to spend forever with.*
An alternative scenario: instead of Amanda, it is Sarek who dies on Vulcan. Amanda, being human, cries in her son’s arm on the transporter landing, her grief breaking Spock’s shield enough to cause him to return the hug and rest his face upon her shoulder. How would this have changed the scene on the bridge, and would this more exposed emotionally Spock have had a more reasonable conjecture with Kirk?*
An alternate universe Zutara story. Even if a relationship starts out the worst possible way, can destiny find a way for things to work out between them after all?*
Zach dumps Chris. Chris has some trouble figuring out if he’s trying to get over Zach, to get back at Zach, or to get Zach back, but enlists the help of John Cho regardless.*
The sequel to Bite Back; Chris asks his third question of Zach (“Let me top you?”), and Zach answers in his own special way.*
I wanted to write some more realistic sex than I usually do in this one. They laugh a lot, talk through it, not everything goes perfect – that kind of thing. Oh, and it was written for the prompt: “Chris/Zach. Chris thinks he’s not gay as long as he tops… right?!”*
Prompt from trek_rpf_kink: “Bad people made them do it! Bonus points for first time and both/one of the guys crushing on the other and feeling terrible for enjoying something that’s supposed to be bad.” Seconded later on: “Fuck or die wanted”, to paraphrase.*
Zach goes through Pon Farr. Yup. Prompted forever ago here at the kink meme.*
The fact is that Chris has exactly two levels of interpersonal boundaries: 1) the Great Wall of China and 2) nothing. *
Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*
Finally, Chris laughs against his lips. Zach grins, speaking directly into Chris’ mouth.
“It’s just not that good, is it?”
“No way, man.”*
Chris has a bad week, makes assumptions and acts like a jerk. Fortunately, Zach is a bit better at human relationships.* Read the previous parts first. They’re linked in the header.
“Oh, no,” Zach deadpans, feigning an exaggerated look of horror, “you found my stash of kinky sex paraphernalia. Whatever will I do.” He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you read sex into everything; it’s pathological. They’re for shaving.” He goes back to what’s probably the New York Times, then looks up again and adds pointedly, “For shaving facial hair.” *
As the Enterprise begins her voyage, Kirk tries to deal with the loneliness of being Captain. Luckily, he’s got Spock to help.*
A fill for this prompt over at [info]st_xi_kink_meme : Virginal yet dominant Spock. What I really, really want to see is some scorching hot sex where inexperienced!Spock just sort of takes control and holds Jim down and basically just … explores and finds out what feels good and how to make Jim squirm and gets fantastically irritated if Jim tries to swap roles.*
A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.
Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*
After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place. For a kink meme prompt for soulbonding.*
Spock is an artist who turned down a place in the Vulcan Science academy in favor of becoming an art professor on Earth. Kirk is struggling to make ends meet while trying to save up for art school. When they meet, Spock offers Kirk a way into the school of his dreams.*
“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*
I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*
A year and a half into the Enterprise’s five year mission Jim finds himself held hostage on a violent planet. Not that there’s anything new about that, but after he is rescued by the most impossible of saviours his entire world, and especially his relationship with his endearingly stubborn first officer will begin to change in ways that he could hardly have ever imagined. A story that takes place in the Abrams universe and will include first times (and not so first times), pon farr, Generations, everyone’s favourite Prime couple (and new couple) and the lengths that individuals will go to be with the ones they love.*
A vaguely Fireflyish AU of the XI movie where the Federation isn’t exactly the shining example of universal peace it once was and the universe has become an insular and unfriendly place, where smuggling is king and Vulcan’s are deemed outcasts in the eye’s of the Federation. But fate’s a funny thing and so when not-Starfleet-but-still-Captain James T. Kirk and Spock of the Vulcan Science academy meet, sparks are going to fly and then? Well then it gets interesting in a big damn heroes kind of way.*
Spock accompanies his parents to an Earth resort where Jim Kirk is a dancer. Dirty Dancing redux.*
In a timeline where the Vulcans never allowed Earth freedom from their oversight, Jim Kirk doesn’t fit in. All he needs to get away is a fast ship and a crew as crazy as he is; luckily, some things are universal constants.*
“Commander Spock, we have located your son,” the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock’s face that he’s never heard of this kid before in his life. “If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week.”*
In the beginning of their fourth year on Atlantis, the Expedition has survived the attack by the Asurans’ wormhole-powered satellite, and successfully flown Atlantis to a new planet with little damage and no casualties. But the city has barely landed when Rodney McKay receives a devastating message, and that’s just the beginning of a new and terrible threat.
Now, with all the Gifted on Atlantis in danger and Rodney facing imminent death, Rodney, Elizabeth Weir and John Sheppard are in a race against time to save the most powerful and vulnerable members of the Expedition. For John, that means confronting his deepest fears about his Gift—and even that might not be enough to save Rodney’s life.* Sequel to Aegis and Enthrall.
Rodney McKay thought his biggest failure was the Arcturus Project and the destruction of 4/5ths of a solar system. John Sheppard thought losing his confidence in Rodney was the hardest loss he would ever face.
But their most terrible failures were yet to come, and they would each face losing everything, including themselves.* Sequel to Aegis.
Set a few months into their first mission, the Enterprise is ordered to pick up a Vulcan Healer and transport him to the new colony. Once there they are scheduled to remain and assist with the early stages of setting up the colony. Kirk’s liaison is his ‘old friend’ Ambassador Spock, now known as Elder Sepak, who takes the opportunity to help Kirk and Spock become better acquainted.*
Sentinel John Sheppard thought he’d spend his life unbonded and then he met Dr. Rodney McKay. The mission to Atlantis is their mutual path and they will gather the strongest, brightest, and best for the mission that will take them to another galaxy.*
Detective Jim Ellison doesn’t want a Guide. What he wants is peace and quiet and maybe for his ex-wife to disappear. Dr. Blair Sandburg, a successful profiler with the FBI, has nearly given up on finding his Sentinel. Then the night came where one’s pain drew the other across the country – neither will ever be the same.*
He didn’t know who started it but there was a wall on the Northeast Pier that the populace of Atlantis called “The Confessional”.*
“You’re kind of stupid, captain,” Uhura says, poisonously, as Spock leaves the transporter bay.*
The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*
Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*
Zachary Quinto-Nimoy is the son of Leonard Nimoy, one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. Chris Pine is a struggling actor given his big break when he’s cast in Leonard’s latest Star Trek movie. In a world of hidden motives, cowardice, disapproval, and pressures of the media they find themselves drawn to each other despite every effort to tear them apart.*
Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.
girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)*
Jim knows he likes Spock, and that maybe Spock likes him back so that = hot future vulcan sexin’. But he’s never had anal sex before and he doesn’t want to seem inexperienced so he plans. A very kinky plan I might add. So he purchases a dildo that’s said to be autonomously correct for a vulcan’s penis. Cue Wide Eye Wonder for Jim at the possibilities (lots of SoloM & toy play happens), and as he sets out to ‘test’ if their compatible ( i.e. if it fits?!) Spock himself intervenes with his own theory.*
Spock is experiencing an unsettling emotional response in the wake recent events, but the very last thing that could possibly improve the situation is a late-night confrontation with James T. Kirk.*
Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*
It was only a matter of months into his new captaincy when James T. Kirk, once again, set a new Starfleet record. He was pregnant and undeniably so, if the blinking tricorder and Bones’s ashen expression was any indication.*
The bond between captain and first mate runs deeper than blood.*
Sequel to All That We Can be, Not Just What We Are and Who Am I to Say?
Kirk sort of figured being bonded to Spock would be complicated—and he sure as hell doesn’t regret his hasty decision. But between his new obsession with Spock’s hands and his attempts to avoid Uhura, he wouldn’t mind knowing what the hell is going on. *
Everything about McCoy’s job is harder when people refuse to tell him what’s going on.
A sequel/companion story to All That We Can Be, Not Just What We Are. (Starts before the events of that fic.)*
The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.
The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*
Because this is a normal relationship that progresses along normal lines at a normal speed. Because either of them even knows what a normal relationship might look like. *
“Spock. Just say ‘I don’t trust Starfleet not to mess up the only captain in the fleet who I can train up to my expectations and enjoys running into danger wearing a blindfold as much as I do’.”*
Since Vulcans get intoxicated from chocolate I want to see Spock get drunk from chocolate milkshakes!!! He gets friendly and touchy. Kirk has his way with a drunken Spock.*
Everything is changing, my friends are leaving, and I’m feeling alone and left behind. So what I want is for this to happen to the Enterprise. Their mission is over, and they are *all* being reassigned. Everyone else should be sort of sad, but excited too, because they are going on to bigger, better, newer things. And one person isn’t.*
“Doctor, I am not significantly inhibited by this virus, nor am I contagious. Despite my appearance I assure you I am entirely capable of reporting to the bridge for my shift.”*
Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *
At the end of the movie, they certainly seemed to hop right into moving on and seemed to completely forget that most of the cadets in the Academy had been killed at Vulcan. So…yeah. I couldn’t just let that go and somehow, I doubt that Jim Kirk would, either.*
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*
It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*
Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*
Ok, so Kirk basically spent, like, the entire series wooing Spock, to no avail because Spock broke his heart and left for Gol. Now that Spock is back, Kirk has given up on him because he doesn’t know where he stands any more, and he doesn’t want to get hurt again. That’s ok though, because after his ZOMGFEELINGSAREOK revelation in sickbay, Spock is more than willing to woo Kirk this time :D The wooing could happen on Valentine’s day because… it’s Valentine’s day!*
In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.*
The Vulcan elders inform Spock that with the limited number of Vulcans of childbearing capability, it’s his patriotic duty to mate with a nice Vulcan girl and start making some babies. To everyone’s shock, Kirk encourages Spock to go through with it, insisting that Spock’s relationship with him has already kept him from his own people long enough.*
Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.*
Kirk and Spock are sent on a suspicious mission to obtain a local plant from an unfamiliar planet. When things go wrong, Spock is forced to meld with Kirk. The consequences of that meld will change everything.*
Kirk’s always had a thing for Xeno-sex and has always wanted to sleep with a Vulcan. He’s done the research (aka the Xeno Kama Sutra.) but the problem is that he’s never met a Vulcan until now and Spock hates his guts.*
Kirk and Spock caught in the act on camera by Bones, who never wanted to see any of that.*
Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*
Companion piece to After His World Stopped. Cain and DG learn to work as a team to help the O.Z.*
Someone from the Narada survives and ends up back time. Aware of what-could-be, Nero kidnaps young Kirk and Spock to change the timeline – again. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise of year 2260 go back to stop Nero.*
When Spock enters pon farr and it is discovered Jim would likely not live through it, he is forced to return to the colony and marry a Vulcan female. Jim is forced to let him.*
James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn’t know it’s Jim.*
5 times the situation was unsettling when Jim said ‘I love you’, and 1 time when it was more…relaxed.*
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*
Companion piece to ‘Improbability’, told from Spock’s POV. “He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually — it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data.”*
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.*
It all started with the day from hell and Jim’s resolution that Spock really didn’t want him as a friend. So why is the stubborn Vulcan now stalking him? And since life never did run smoothly for Jim, how long will it take for a certain Vulcan to break all his defences? Will love win out?* Drama drama drama drama drama. I blame my addiction to Glee.
To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry’s problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry’s marriage may determine the world’s fate.*
What would have happened if DG had never heard the witch? What if she had grown up in the Outer Zone knowing who she was and what she was supposed to be? Would it be what her family expected or would she have veered off in another direction entirely?*
She really needed to put a better lock on her door because Cain was definitely violating her personal space. Then again, knowing him, he’d shoot the lock off and then where would she be? Probably in a room that had a door with a smoking hole in it.*
A year after the eclipse, DG and Cain surrendered to their feelings. Everything was bliss until DG was called upon to help secure an heir for a neighboring country. Cain, unable to bear the loss of his princess, leaves to make the way clear for the marriage to happen. Five years later, he returns at the request of the House of Gale. DG, her husband and her son have been kidnapped, and it’s up to the regions best tracker to find her. Pain, loss, danger and lies pave the road of the Tinman and his Princess. Will this be their final goodbye or can the damage be undone?*
Stardate 2258.114.The starship Enterprise, recently returned from a successful mission to neutralize the Romulan war criminal Nero, departs from Earth under the command of its new Captain, James T. Kirk. At the request of the Federation, the Enterprise is dispatched to Earth Station 8, located at the edge of the Romulan Neutral Zone. It is suspected that recent distress calls in the area are due to Romulan attacks, and the Enterprise is tasked with defending the colonies and space stations in the area. This is the story of all that happens on that fateful journey. *
On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother’s insistence. On Earth, Jim’s family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together.*
On his first trip to Earth, 15-year-old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he’s sure everything will return to normal when he gets home…*
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he’d lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim’s willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.*
James T. Kirk’s birth is a medical impossibility. A horrible miracle. After all, genetic deafness was cured two centuries ago.*
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he’s found his perfect match. Will the bond they’ve forged survive after their identities are revealed?*
Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was…except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple?*
His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution.*
A new home for the Vulcan people has been found, but it is a planet owned by the Cerberus Corporation, a shadowy organization run by a man, Damascus Raine, whose advances James T. Kirk rejected when only a teen. In order for the Vulcans to get their new planet, Kirk must give himself to Raine. Will Spock allow Kirk to make such a sacrifice?*
Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.