Bella has been a vampire for centuries by the time Twilight starts. Carlisle and Bella have been friends for 200 years, but she hasn’t seen or spoken to him since Edward was changed. Carlisle has been lying to Edward about his human life and change.*
In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*
Dean is cursed with the inability to self-censor. Therefore, he says exactly what he’s feeling when he’s feeling it, much to both his and Sam’s embarrassment.*
Picks up in New Moon. Bella saved Edward in Italy & Edward explains why he left, but should Bella have forgiven him so easily? Their relationship must change in order to continue but where will this new maturity take them?*
Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*
He’s a young philosopher with a temper, she’s a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?*
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it’s a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man.*
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*
Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?*
Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and “brimstone beauty”–a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he’s an NYC elite…and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.*
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of.*
Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*
Bella is a newborn vampire in Volterra with no human memories and an aversion to human blood. Aro decides to send her to live with the Cullens. Will Bella ever uncover her past? Will she find what she’s missing? What’s Aro’s master plan?*
In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*
The prophecy cast: “She will be born for you.” Years of observance turned into love and Edward Cullen could not stay away anymore. Now she needs his protection. How can Edward deny his fate when he is the only one that can save her?*
For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*
Jensen Ackles has always gone for the unattainable, and this time he’s really in over his head. He’s fallen for Sam Winchester. Jared isn’t Sam, he knows this; but is Sam as fictional as he seems or did more than an over-active imagination spark the birth of Kripke’s Supernatural?*
First Dean was buried alive, now Sam is being hunted. And when the hunter catches the prey, the side-effects are… unexpected.* Sequel to How to Bury Dean Winchester.
They had defeated the evil, and earned their right to happily ever after. But no matter how much one may wish it, the things that lurk in the darkness rarely stay quietly in the shadows, and the evils and actions and pain of the past rarely remain there. They have found happiness. But can they maintain it, when these long-forgotten evils come seeking another chance for revenge? This battle has been a long time coming. And its outcome may change their lives – and the world – forever.* Scroll to the Epics section.
For all his experience and education, Bob thinks he could have been a little better prepared before joining a band, particularly this band. For example, he really would have liked a seminar on how to tell the difference between a metaphor and making idle conversation.*
Blair Sandburg had roamed the old west, healing and helping, searching for where he belongs. He is about to find out that it is not a place, but a person.*
Aya closed long fingers around his erection with a sigh; his eyes fluttered closed.*
“I swear I never want to go to another nightclub ever again.”* From the Ronin series.
Yohji felt Ran’s lips flutter softly over the length of his cock, and knew he was the luckiest man alive.* From the Ronin series.
Sam finds out that Dean had ambitions, that he once wanted and came close to being normal. Bobby gives them a case where Dean’s dreams may finally come true.*
By the time Dean was seventeen, he had more illicit sex under his belt – ha! – than anyone who doesn’t work for Girls Gone Wild.*
“Briefly he considered waiting till the others were up, but dismissed the idea, realizing he had no desire to put on the fake smile this morning. Hopefully, if he left now, he could eat breakfast and be gone by the time the others arrived in the hall. Harry slipped his black robes on, paused to straighten the red and gold tie, and with one last look at his trunk, left the room.”*
Dean sighs and mumbles something about chicks with dicks before dropping his head back onto the mattress and staring at the moldy ceiling. “Living without you was never in the equation, Sam.”*
A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.*
Schmoop, sex, cucumbers, and parking lots. And, oh year — the end of the world.* Coda to eighth_horizon’s The Last Outpost of All That Is.
It annoys Rodney a great deal at first, because with every new second they spend together he’s begun thinking MINE. It’s irrational and stupid. But seriously, mine he thinks more than often.*
A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*
Eleven years after the end of the war, Heero returns to L2 to visit Duo with an unbelievable secret, but what he finds there changes everything.*
A round-robin of excellent authors in the FatF fandom. Brian and Dom meet Xander Cage. Is it getting warm in here?
Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*
“For this,” Zelenka told him, when Rodney related the horrific tale from the beginning to end, “for this we need vodka.”*
“Her voice is heavy from the medication and it makes her sound older. Older and drunk” –”looking for my father?” she’s saying and I take it like a punch. I’ve been taking those nonstop for almost twenty-four hours now; I can hardly feel them anymore except that I can.* Finishes what East O the Sun and Ashes Ashes began.
“They’re probably carrying every single thing they own, but it isn’t the efficiency of their packing skills that impresses me, it’s the way they work together. It’s like they have a playbook somewhere with things like the Dogsled pass and the Checker Cab handoff. It’s like the freaking Musical Ride and they’re out of the taxi with everything they own strapped and wrapped around them in ten seconds flat.* Continues where East O the Sun left off.
“The telephone rings as I am buttoning my longjohns, flattening my good mood. No one but my inspector knows exactly where we are, and I think he would only call me out on a night like this, with the wind chill so low that traveling further than half a kilometer on foot could be a health risk for an emergency.*
Here’s what came of it, what happened when the Apocalypse didn’t quite go as planned.*
Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*
“Good morning, Elizabeth,” Rodney said cheerfully, getting into line behind her.*
It took him a moment to realize that the pounding wasn’t just his hangover, wasn’t just his brain trying to escape before the nightly tequila binges pickled it beyond repair, but someone knocking at his front door.*
A serial killer is on the loose in the city, and its up to Detective Yuy and Detective Chang to catch him before he strikes again. Can they find him with the help of local psychic Duo Maxwell?*
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*
Dean tries to figure out why so many people think he and Sam are a couple. The answer is… surprising.*
After Heero’s self-destruction in Siberia, two young men meet, first in an online chatroom, and then in person at a hotel in Cairo…*
Suspend all disbelief! This is a ‘what if Treize was misguided, not really a bad guy’ thing.*
In the aftermath of Arcturus, Rodney deals with John’s loss of trust. Then John has to deal with the loss of Rodney.*
Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*
This. This was something that needed to be taken care of. In a non-traditional sense.*
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
Who or what is killing children in Kingsburg? Sam and Dean investigate the deaths and race to stop another from happening. Along the way, Dean shows how far he’ll go to protect his brother.*
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen year old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter at the Art Museum changes everything.* Flipside of Art After 5.
When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way…*
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.*
Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*
It’s a little scary, when Sam gets his way lately, and Dean must be making that clear, because Sam pauses, stills his hand, and looks up at him the length of his body.*
Excessive use of battery-operated toys. Batteries come with the package. The boys don’t.*
“So, do you ever take the meat out or do you just stare at the girls until the shame gets to be too much and take a cold shower?”*
In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*
Dean waits in the waiting room and does waiting room things, such as angsting and reading Cosmo and anthropomorphizing chairs and failing to recognize that the universe is trying to tell him something.*
They wake up fine. It’s not something that happens overnight and prompts girly shrieks of horror at eight a.m. Instead, they’re sitting in the middle of a crowded diner, talking about carrots, when Sam suddenly sprouts boobs and claps his hand over his crotch in terror.*
Sam finds it about three weeks after they kill the demon (nineteen days subtracted from three hundred sixty-five is three hundred forty-six.)*
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