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Archive for June, 2010

One Shots

Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16.

Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping on toes when he shows he’s fully capable of running the whole ship all by his nerdy lonesome, and it gets so bad that the crew runs back to the priestess (or etc aggrieved party) and begs her(/him/it/they/?) to put his perviness back . Gen is cool, especially since Kirk has no sex-drive, but K/S makes this one swoooon. Specific prompt is specific…*



But What About Spock?

Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.



Five Times vs One Time Kirk

The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*



Overdone

Basically, I see Spock as being nonchalant in most aspects of his life. Why would a pregnancy be any different? Let’s say he goes into pon farr and mates Kirk. Unexpectedly, he finds himself pregnant. And quite nonchalantly goes about his business as usual even as everyone else on the ship goes slightly crazy over OMG PREGNANT SPOCK and the like.

Bonus points if Spock figures out he’s pregnant on his own and declines to inform anyone – including Kirk – until a physical with McCoy.*



No-Win Scenario

Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*



My Heart Burns for You

Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many things Zuko and Katara realize that what their hearts truly burn for is for one another. Can they love each other knowing they’ll hurt those that love them?*



Sometimes a Happy Ending Is Just a New Beginning

Zutara, set two years after Sozin’s Comet, with some Sukka and Taang thrown in for good measure!*



Rectifying the Situation

Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*



Never Go Home Again

Jim and Spock are in a established relationship, but when Starfleet sends Kirk secret orders to sleep with a foreign leader for a much needed medicinal trade, he decides that the needs of many outweigh those of the few. Now, he must deal with the unbelievable fallout. Oh, and the disgusting beauty of top secret missions is that you can’t tell anyone the truth.*



Smart!Kirk

So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.

So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*



Ficlet

Soooooo I totally want to see a fic in which Kirk and Spock have sex/are in what Kirk thinks is a committed, loving relationship, and then Spock leaves Kirk. Reasoning doesn’t matter particularly, but it might be best to have it relate to Spock’s belief that Kirk can’t commit/be monogamous, or Spock’s own commitment to helping re-populate New Vulcan. Anyway, regardless, Kirk is devastated, especially because he’s just found out he’s pregnant, and Spock was in fact the one that he wanted to spend forever with.*



Child of Two Worlds

An alternative scenario: instead of Amanda, it is Sarek who dies on Vulcan. Amanda, being human, cries in her son’s arm on the transporter landing, her grief breaking Spock’s shield enough to cause him to return the hug and rest his face upon her shoulder. How would this have changed the scene on the bridge, and would this more exposed emotionally Spock have had a more reasonable conjecture with Kirk?*



In Time of War

An alternate universe Zutara story. Even if a relationship starts out the worst possible way, can destiny find a way for things to work out between them after all?*



Little Fill

Spock/Kirk. Sex that tickles. …In the ASS.*



The Things We’ve Grown to Love

Zach dumps Chris. Chris has some trouble figuring out if he’s trying to get over Zach, to get back at Zach, or to get Zach back, but enlists the help of John Cho regardless.*



Here I Sit

The sequel to Bite Back; Chris asks his third question of Zach (“Let me top you?”), and Zach answers in his own special way.*



Bite Back

Chris is curious about a rumor he’s stumbled upon that Zach is an aggressive lover. He hatches a plan to find out what Zach is like in bed. His plan is wildly successful.*



Five Minutes to Midnight

I wanted to write some more realistic sex than I usually do in this one. They laugh a lot, talk through it, not everything goes perfect – that kind of thing. Oh, and it was written for the prompt: “Chris/Zach. Chris thinks he’s not gay as long as he tops… right?!”*



Hole

From a prompt at the Pinto Fic Meme – “Bottom!Zach. He really, really, REALLY likes having a cock up his ass.”*



Twenty Minutes

Prompt from trek_rpf_kink: “Bad people made them do it! Bonus points for first time and both/one of the guys crushing on the other and feeling terrible for enjoying something that’s supposed to be bad.” Seconded later on: “Fuck or die wanted”, to paraphrase.*



Solace

Uhura gets pregnant and gets an abortion. Spock finds out and can’t continue their relationship. He finds solace in an unexpected place.*



You Had Me At Pon Farr

Zach goes through Pon Farr. Yup. Prompted forever ago here at the kink meme.*



Outbursts

“I’d love to see a funny/smutty Pinto where Chris is looking at some of Zach’s smoldering photo shoots and says something along the lines of ‘I thought you were supposed to make love to the camera, not fuck it ‘til it screams and leave 20 bucks on the dresser.’”*



Eleven Conversations About One Thing

The fact is that Chris has exactly two levels of interpersonal boundaries: 1) the Great Wall of China and 2) nothing. *



Repertoire

Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*



Tab A + Slot B

It’s the gift that keeps on giving…*



Yellow Light

Basically, Zach/Chris, slow romance … they don’t fuck on the first date.*



It’s Just That Good

Finally, Chris laughs against his lips. Zach grins, speaking directly into Chris’ mouth.
“It’s just not that good, is it?”
“No way, man.”*



Not the Good Kind of Hurt

Chris has a bad week, makes assumptions and acts like a jerk. Fortunately, Zach is a bit better at human relationships.* Read the previous parts first. They’re linked in the header.



Mind Over Matter

Kirk/Spock: unrequited love. Angst with a happy ending. *



Give It Up

“Oh, no,” Zach deadpans, feigning an exaggerated look of horror, “you found my stash of kinky sex paraphernalia. Whatever will I do.” He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you read sex into everything; it’s pathological. They’re for shaving.” He goes back to what’s probably the New York Times, then looks up again and adds pointedly, “For shaving facial hair.” *



Bases Loaded

As the Enterprise begins her voyage, Kirk tries to deal with the loneliness of being Captain. Luckily, he’s got Spock to help.*



Captured

A fill for this prompt over at [info]st_xi_kink_meme : Virginal yet dominant Spock. What I really, really want to see is some scorching hot sex where inexperienced!Spock just sort of takes control and holds Jim down and basically just … explores and finds out what feels good and how to make Jim squirm and gets fantastically irritated if Jim tries to swap roles.*



Vulcan Pox, or Jim Kirk, Single Father Extraordinaire

A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.



A Vulcan on the Streets (but a Freak in the Sheets)

Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*



How High the Moon

After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place. For a kink meme prompt for soulbonding.*



A Thousand Words

Spock is an artist who turned down a place in the Vulcan Science academy in favor of becoming an art professor on Earth. Kirk is struggling to make ends meet while trying to save up for art school. When they meet, Spock offers Kirk a way into the school of his dreams.*



Stars and Planets ‘Verse

“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*



Baby Spock and Nice!Sarek

I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*



Distraction

Kirk catches Spock masturbating in the shower and can’t get the image from his mind.*



Time ‘Verse

Kirk experiences what might have been.*



Tell Me Once, Tell Me Twice

Um. Erotic asphyxiation?*



Replacement

Jim learns that his dad and Pike were lovers.*