Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*
Because Jim misses bedtime stories and a life like this should not be real, but it is so he copes the only way he knows how.*
Fiona is taken to Ireland during “Long Way Back” and Sam and Michael go after her.*
A club, a mask, and low lighting give Chris the opportunity he’s been waiting for. *
The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*
Once upon a time, I put two kinks on [info]trek_rpf_kink, and [info]smutjunkie wrote Buch Dich in response to them, in which a) Zach has a photography kink and b) Zach spews helpless dirty talk. I was so entirely delighted with her story that I sequeled it, and this is the result.*
“Elizabeth,” he said, aggrieved. “She calls me. At my house. When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes. She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa. With her around, it’s impossible to keep any kind of secret. Frankly, she’s a menace.” Set after SGA’s The Siege Part III. Futurefic for Veronica Mars.*
Veela don’t have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry Potter because Harry is one of the few people in the wizarding world who treats him decently. But when Harry refuses, with his refusal focused on Draco’s creature blood, Draco sets out on a different journey than he ever expected.*
It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*
It’s the first year of Auror training for Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and…Draco Malfoy, But with Hagrid, Snape’s second Pensieve, rogue Death Eaters, Auror classes, and someone trying to start a second war to worry about, Harry might not have the time to pay that much attention to Malfoy. At first, anyway.*
Bending at the knees to unceremoniously drop himself back down onto the sofa, Zach reaches for the remote and says, possibly joking, “God, you’d make the worst two beer queer ever.”*
Brain-damaged by a Dark curse, Harry is seeing auras that no one else can see and visions that don’t come true and speaking Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to normal. Draco Malfoy thinks his future should be different from his past.*
Pine knows he’s a little infatuated with the man, but he can’t bring himself to care.*
Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*
The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*
Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*
In which Kris finds a puppy and the laws of probability change dramatically.*
Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*
“You get you don’t have to take up a grand gesture lifestyle so I feel secure in your affections, right? I feel pretty secure.”*
When Adam and Archie are kidnapped all Kris and Cook can do is wait and hope for their loved ones to be returned to them.*
Clark decides on a change of lifestyle. Lex decides on a change in the status quo. And the world’s doomed.*
Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*
When Alec and Eliot bring Ronon home, some parts of the paradigm get shifted around.*
You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*
Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*
Tony’s testing out some new armor, but he’s late getting home — which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor’s more interesting systems.*
When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*
“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*
Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.*
It’s hot enough that there’s sweat pooling along Jim’s collarbone and in his hair, slightly uncomfortable and soaking his pillow, but damn if he cares when Spock leans down and licks a path up his neck, jaw, and cheek with a flat and broad tongue, and he likes that there’s something of his there for Spock to lick off.*
“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*
What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*
Spock finds out about Kirk/Prime!Spock’s mind meld while performing a mind meld on Kirk and takes the older Spock to task for what he considers a violation of Kirk.*
Before Zuko sailed away to stop a rebellion he promised Katara to return, but on the way back home he encounters obstacles. Court begins to force Katara to remarry, but she knows Zuko is still alive. Can Zuko arrive in time to take back his wife?*
Post Avatar. Jake Sully has a new life with the Omaticaya, and his life mate Neytiri. Humans have left. But he knows they will come back, and he’ll be ready when they do.*
Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
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