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Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Spencer Never Sees It Coming

Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*




Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas

Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*




Better With a Pen (But Alright In Bed Too)

Pete likes to draw on Patrick’s skin. This leads to porn. Obviously.*




Don’t Worry If It’s Not Good Enough (For Anyone Else to Hear) or Pear Wentz’s Bedtime Story #1356

“Well,” Pete says slowly, “did I ever tell you about that time the music was banned?”*




Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*




What Went Down From His Fooling Around

Brendon’s wish backfires and he turns into Spencer’s drum kit. As you do.*




I’m Sorry I Can’t Help Asking It

“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*




Get Up and Shake the Glitter Off Your Clothes

Brendon and Spencer wake up together in a motel bed in Vegas with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate. What started as an accidental marriage becomes a marriage of convenience, but could it grow into something more?*