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Cops and White Lace

There are two things in life that Danny’s figured out that make Steve McGarret a very, very happy camper. One is explosions and pretending to be a real life G.I. Joe. The second is getting his ass eaten until he’s

The Ga(y)tekeepers

All they have to do is keep an eye on Rachel’s house for a while, but one shenanigan leads to another and soon, Danny finds himself wanting to make an honest man out of his gun-toting, trigger happy, actual Superman-impersonating

Ke Aloha (Beloved)

The one where Steve’s absolutely smitten with his partner, Danny pretends to be bad a reading signals, and the results are one great, sticky mess in paradise.