“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused. “In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says. “In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer
Done for tdkr-kink prompt. If there are any two men less likely to share their toys than Bane and Bruce, John doesn’t want to meet them. Also? John is not a toy, goddammit.