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Bite

If there is any one alpha in the whole wide world Eggsy cannot handle during a surprise, unsuppressed heat, it is Harry Hart.

Feast

Unrepentant girl!Steve and Bucky smut — then and now.

Accession

The act or process by which someone rises to a powerful and important position. Harry clutches the tumbler closer to his chest in defense. “The last English monarch to ride into battle was Richard III, C.” “They located his remains,

Squeeze

From the start, Harry’s read Eggsy all over, seen right through him, so Eggsy’s not surprised that he’s barely had time to think about how he wants to feel ruined that Harry gives it to him — just like that.

The Least of All Possible Mistakes

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.* This is the best thing that ever happened.

(Un)covered

Toni has spent her entire life hopelessly in love with people.* I want to read this forever.

Early Returns

In the 18 months since Proculus Media had swallowed up the paper, Dom Cobb has (a) offered Saito, their new publisher and overlord, oral sex to keep ads off the front page (it hadn’t worked), (b) started crying actual tears

Drastically Redefining Protocol

In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell breaks loose.*

Three Castles

It’s a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur’s betrothal.*

D:

“Oh my God, this shit has developed a narrative thread,” Chris marvels.*

Presque Vu

Or, “on the tip of the tongue.” Arthur meets Mal first. He inherits Dom, after. Everything else is on him.*

So in theory, this could be part of a larger story

Eames used to think a long fuck was an hour, when at the end of it his hips are sore and he’s got a fucking charley horse and everybody’s gasping for air and dying for oxygen — he didn’t know

Breathe Into It

When Mal leans into his office and asks Eames what he did to his back, he can’t exactly say, “the new graphics intern,” so he says, “Oh, just stress, love.”*

Academic

“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*