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Sweet Disorder

“Maybe you should get over here and fuck me,” Eggsy said, sprawled on his belly on the living room sofa, watching Coronation Street and going spare with boredom. “Maybe you should get over here and take what you want,” Harry

Double Helix

The Hart twins, Harry and Henry, are equally enthralled by Eggsy. But is Eggsy equally enthralled by them?

Song of the Last Day

First Officer D’rek wants to Pon Farr the hell out of little Ensign Stilinski.

Raptus Regaliter

King Stilinski must offer his only son in marriage to the Hales, in order to end the war between humans and werewolves. Or, the one in which Stiles and Derek get married. For world peace.*

Reasonable to Assume

“You’re a werewolf! He’s a werebaby! How can you not know what to do with him?”*