Toasted Buns

After seeing Tony naked and tanned — all over — in a decontamination shower, Steve realizes he may be in trouble. Tony, meanwhile, is definitely in trouble over those tabloid pictures of him sunbathing nude. The solution is clearly a

The Ghosts of War

Steven Rogers never wanted to be king, but he knows his duty, and he does it well. Lord Tony Stark, the king’s appointed consort, does his duty as well, even though he’d enjoy his duty more if it actually involved

Series || Phil Coulson’s Case Files of the Toasterverse

Phil has problems with these people.* This is basically the best thing that ever happened.

Some Things Shouldn’t Be a Chore

Tony builds a toaster with an AI, and Steve starts calling family meetings.*