Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)
It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)