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Getting Somewhere Fast

“I got a full stomach, a car with a sweet engine, and a fully stocked garage. What more could a guy want?”*




Engine Block

Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*




Weapons of Some Distruction

“At least it wasn’t a Russian mail order bride.”* Set during those mostly-missing six weeks on Earth in episode 3×10 – The Return Part 1.




Life at the North Pole

“This,” Rodney said with a finger-pokey gesture and a sneer mostly hidden in the depths of his parka, “is all your fault.”*




Excitable

Ray K. Fraser. Couch. Smut.*




Unexpected

If I hear ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.*




Dodge-town

Wherein Dick gets whammied, sex is had, Time fails to deal, and then there are pastries.*




The Epiphany Job

When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*




Open Doors, and Other Invitations

Despite all appearances to the contrary, Tony knew how to ignore things. It used to be one of his best coping mechanisms.*