“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, crossdressing, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, cobrastarship, falloutboy, favorite, gabe/william, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis, theacademyis, underage
After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*
adventure, AU, fluff, harrypotter, harrypotter/stargateatlantis, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg13, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.
adventure, AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*
AU, falloutboy, gen, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, theacademyis
Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*
AU, brendon/jon, drama, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*
brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, humor, kidfic, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, postcanon, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*
favorite, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*
AU, bob/greta, fluff, het, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, thehushsound
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*
AU, bob/joe, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, suspense, theacademyis, thehushsound
Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*
brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*
adventure, AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash
Follows Sublimation. Alex is totally afraid of aliens.*
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, creature, humor, johnson/singer, r, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis, thecab
“It takes three licks, dude,” Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, “Duh,” because he’s a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.*
brendon/spencer, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*
fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
“Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”*
drama, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
So he knows it is a quantum mirror.* Follows Supersaturation, Solvations, and Enthalpy.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, fluff, frank/gerard, g, mychemicalromance, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fairytale, fluff, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”*
AU, drama, fluff, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
AU, drama, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*
fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*
AU, crossdressing, fluff, gabe/william, historical, kidfic, mix, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
AU, favorite, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, fluff, het, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*
AU, drama, fluff, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
AU, brendon/spencer, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*
brendon/spencer, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Mike doesn’t know what to make of the scene in his backyard.*
creature, fairytale, fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, nc17, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*
favorite, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Kevin quits showbiz, gets a divorce, goes to college, starts a band, and gets adopted by crazy people.*
fluff, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, postcanon, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis