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This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun

“Would you like to hold the babies?” The nurse smiled down at the woman who, after ten hours of unending labor, didn’t really feel so hot. Kind of like she had just pushed two 8 pound watermelons out of her body. But at the mention of the babies, the residual pain subsided and she nodded her head. At this, two other nurses appeared and each placed a warm newborn – one dark haired and with dark eyes, the other with fair hair and eyes closed – on the crooks of both her arms.*




A Red So Deep

A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*




Tie Your Monster Down

Spy AU, you knew it was coming.*




Chromatography and Spectrometry

chemistry lab partners AU. I know what you’re thinking: “why would you do that?!” i don’t know dudes. but see? I write cheesy happy stuff sometimes too!*




Burn Baby Burn

In which there are more than three movie references, and Spencer and Bob swap bodies.*




In Which Frank is a Lip Virgin Who Can Drive

“Dude,” Gabe hollers, his voice barely rising above the din in the background. “Can you pick me up?”*