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The Million Things We Never Were

Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*




I’ve Got Headaches and Bad Luck (But They Don’t Touch You)

Patrick just wants to get laid! Is that really too much to ask?*




Happy With the Consequence

Sex pollen-ish fic.*