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En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

The Hermes Mutiny Golf Club

for gusface’s prompt: I want to know what the fuck Sean Bean’s character was doing at a golf course with kids. IS HE NOW A GOLF INSTRUCTOR? If you’ve read the book and there’s an actual answer to this question

Series || √π233hy7

Beautifully Illogical has a series, you guys. Start there and READ THE WHOLE THING.

Love Story

You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, “Stay away from Juliet” and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, “Please don’t go.”*

Series || Well, shit.

Madonna is informing her Papa that he shouldn’t preach, because she’s keeping her baby. Danny raises his spoon. “Sing it, sister.”*

strive seek find yield

Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*

Ride That Into the Sunset

Jim wants to ride that (and by “that” he means “Spock’s dick”) into the sunset.*

Driven Outside and Driven In

Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*