“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“
for gusface’s prompt: I want to know what the fuck Sean Bean’s character was doing at a golf course with kids. IS HE NOW A GOLF INSTRUCTOR? If you’ve read the book and there’s an actual answer to this question
Beautifully Illogical has a series, you guys. Start there and READ THE WHOLE THING.
You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, “Stay away from Juliet” and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, “Please don’t go.”*
Madonna is informing her Papa that he shouldn’t preach, because she’s keeping her baby. Danny raises his spoon. “Sing it, sister.”*
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
Jim wants to ride that (and by “that” he means “Spock’s dick”) into the sunset.*
Five Times Nick and Mia would’ve totally Done It had it not been for the fact that this is a kid’s movie.*