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The Sword Master

After his sister’s wedding, Raleigh stays on in the Kingdom of Sydney and deals with his battle fatigue in all the wrong ways.

Sweet Disorder

“Maybe you should get over here and fuck me,” Eggsy said, sprawled on his belly on the living room sofa, watching Coronation Street and going spare with boredom. “Maybe you should get over here and take what you want,” Harry

What Makes a House a Home

It’s Jim’s first day of Starfleet Academy and Chris is not nervous, no matter what his wife says. (“This isn’t how fucking adoption works,” Chris remembers telling the seven-year-old standing on his doorstep in the almost-light of the late summer

Take a Chance (It Wasn’t What You Know)

It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this

Agree to Disagree

Sometimes, good mates have to agree to disagree. (Or: Roxy and Eggsy may be friends, but that doesn’t mean they understand each other’s romantic tastes. At all.)

The Gentleman’s Guide to Heat

Eggsy isn’t surprised by the fact that the Kingsman appear to be nearly all alphas. Eggsy is an omega, then he’s a Kingsman, and no two heats are alike.

Sweet, Sweet Love

“Sweet, sweet love,” Jamie repeats, because really there’s no option here but to own it. He raises an eyebrow. “You in?” He leans closer. “Dare you.” “Oh,” Tyler says, sitting up straight. “It is on.”

Tether

Eggsy feels broken, like he’s only being held together by gravity, all the jagged pieces ready to fall apart. He doesn’t trust himself to speak, just clings to the doorframe and shakes like a leaf. The heart monitor beeps just

Much in Common

Knotting, and neither Alex nor Hank know what’s coming.

The Calm

“Keep still,” Harry instructed quietly, his lips twitching with amusement. “Sure,” Eggsy said, and smiled when Harry gripped his chin lightly and turned his head away so that Eggsy’s eyes- or rather Eggsy’s glasses- couldn’t take him in anymore. Harry

Double Helix

The Hart twins, Harry and Henry, are equally enthralled by Eggsy. But is Eggsy equally enthralled by them?

visceral

Raleigh is a big big fan of Chuck’s jacket, and this is just some really self-indulgent PWP.

Feast

Unrepentant girl!Steve and Bucky smut — then and now.

French Roast

This was the only place to get coffee within a mile’s radius of his work site and Raleigh only had a half hour break, so his twitchy concern over being filthy from hanging drywall all morning was just going to

Room Service

Colin and Taron in a hotel room, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Hold On to Me As We Go

“I want everyone to be okay.” He shakes his head. “That’s never going to happen. You’re one bunny, and it’s the whole wide world, Carrots.” Nick pulls back to tuck his fingers under her chin, forcing her to look at

Whenever I’m With You

“Impressive, isn’t it?” Stu adjusts his suspenders. “Two hundred kids and not a single Nick or Nicky in the bunch. Like we were just waitin’ for you.” or: nick meets the family

Toys

“No!” she said immediately. “You want to fuck me!” he said gleefully. “No, and also we’re not even having this conversation,” she said in desperation, while her treacherous brain went right on vividly imagining every single minute of banging that

The Sun’s Above Us

It’s the middle of a midsummer heat wave, and it’s hot. As balls. Yancy and Chuck are bookending the sofa, stripped to their boxers and sprawled out but keeping as much distance between their warm, sticky bodies as possible. Max

Snuggle

This, Clint decided, was the best part – coming home from a long mission to find his lovers cuddled up, asleep, in bed.

been here before, been here forever

Birthday smut for some of my favorite people in this fandom. Set in the same universe as “can’t endure, can’t inhale.”

Thank You for the Both of You

A/B/O Universe, in which Harry survives being shot by Valentine, Eggsy is thrilled… and pregnant with Harry’s child.

Impulsion

Before he leaves, Bond makes a request of Q. A silly request, and it’s all well and good until it comes in the post.

The Hermes Mutiny Golf Club

for gusface’s prompt: I want to know what the fuck Sean Bean’s character was doing at a golf course with kids. IS HE NOW A GOLF INSTRUCTOR? If you’ve read the book and there’s an actual answer to this question

Monday Morning Massages

What’s a massage and a little somnophilic fingering between friends.

Naked

Wade naked was a sight to behold; something akin to the traumatised beauty of broken glass, a burnt out forest, a dilapidated building. Or so Peter thought as Wade stripped away his costume and headed to the bathroom.

Beauty and the Beast

“People always assume. When they hear tattoo artist, they picture the biker type, beard and heavy muscles. When they hear ex-cop, they imagine sordid stories, alcohol and blood.” John owns a tattoo parlor, and his new life is quiet, pleasant.

Better Than Anything

Adventures in the art of getting Felicity to come (yes, it’s exactly that smutty).

Lost My Fear of Falling

The guy behind him always puts his feet on the rungs under Jamie’s chair. Which would be fine if the guy could sit still. But apparently he can’t because every class like clockwork he’s there, jiggling his legs and making

Good Lines

Tyler doesn’t quite know what to make of Jamie.