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Blessing In Your Battles

“I’d be a mess without you, Claire.” “You’re a mess now,” she murmurs. “But I’m your mess.” or: Claire recovers. Sometimes Owen is there to help, sometimes she’s there to help him.

Terrifying

After the incident and leaving the warehouse, Owen sees something. He sees it. But he can’t believe it.

That Escalated Quickly

Tyler eats a whole brownie with her hand cupped beneath her chin, trying not to get crumbs in her boobs. “Slow your roll, girl,” Jordie says through a mouthful of chocolate. “These are kind of strong.” “All I have is

Civic Duty

After three months of Killian going on about some girl named Swan, Liam gets impatient with waiting for his little brother to introduce him to his girlfriend, and decides to take matters into his own hands. …In a suitably embarrassing

God, He’s Gorgeous

“Jesus Christ, keep it in your pants Peeks.” Sharpy has covered his mic and is clearly trying not to laugh at him. Patrick doesn’t care enough to tell him to fuck off. “God, he’s gorgeous,” Patrick says to Sharpy, looking

(Coffee’s For Closers)

Tyler Seguin and Patrick Kane are roommates, but Jonny kind of is as well since he never seems to leave. Jamie’s just a barista who has to put up with Tyler’s shit.

I Take My Children Everywhere (But They Always Find Their Way Home)

“Oh my god,” Phil groans, smacking a hand over his face just as a tiny Tony Stark marches up to him and very determinedly and with great gusto, kicks him in the shin.

overheated

“God, Stiles,” Derek says quietly, “I still want you so badly. Want to get back inside you, want to keep fucking you, want to keep making you come.” um, yeah. complete heat!porn. nothing but.

Pas De Deux

Cecil has an unexpected bonus. In his pants.

The Job Fair

Clint isn’t entirely sure that it’s a coincidence that the car breaks down right outside of Phil’s hometown.

Birds of a Feather

Sid refuses to be jealous of something that’s two and a half feet high and can’t play hockey. OR: The Pittsburgh Zoo named some penguins after the Penguins, and no one will let Sid forget the one named after him

The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows

“I can’t believe you did that.” “Kissed you?” Carlos asks. He feels Cecil shudder under his hands. “Yes,” he hisses. “Right there, where anyone could – oh, beautiful, perfect Carlos, I never thought you were kinky too!” Or, Cecil’s erogenous

A Swing and a Miss

Jordie pulled them up short right before they headed into the dining room to meet the Dallas Women’s Baseball team and get paired up for the golf tournament fundraiser he had roped them into. “Fuck with my sister and I’ll

I and Love and You

Five times Shitty Knight really, truly loved Lardo.

A Short List of Relevant Skills and Abilities

They’re very good at a lot of things, but none of those things are very good.

I’m Ready to Give This All I Have (I’m Ready to Be Amazed)

Five times Patrick and Jonny played house, and one time they finally got their shit together. Or: Patrick proposes in pre-school. It just takes them a while to figure themselves out.

It Takes Two Thieves, a Maniac, and an Assassin…

By unspoken agreement, they take turns watching over Groot. It’s not an exciting job at first.

Actus Reus

The day after they ordered Lorne back to Earth, John got a visit from Cadman. She stood in his office at attention for thirty seconds before she managed, “Sir, permission to speak freely,” and he gave it to her. John

Illuminate the Where We Are

He feels the full force of not merely having Nate’s six but wanting to murder anything that might hurt him. Even dreams.

Everything Happens for a Reason

Morgan and Reid attend the same University.

The High Road

A bully from Reid’s past recognizes him when Morgan and Reid are out decompressing after a case. When the bully starts making fun of pale/skinny/geeky Reid who couldn’t get a date back in the day, Morgan steps up and pretends

The Cartography of Our Intimacy

The Charmings are a very affectionate group of people which is very much the opposite of who Killian Jones thinks himself to be. A study, as he navigates new terrain.

I’ll Be the One You Won’t Forget

In Andrew’s defence, it was totally an accident, and he can’t be held responsible in any way, shape or form. No, really.

Whatever You Want

Jamie’s possessive streak is something Tyler’s seen more and more of over the past few weeks.

This Love Is Be And End All

Jonny reads. Jonny reads plenty. Jonny is college educated (sort of) and Sharpy can suck his dick, because he reads all the fucking time, okay. Except, see, he sort of doesn’t, and then Sharpy challenged him to a book club,

Took Some Time to Celebrate

Patrick is still thinking about their season, and how much better it was than the past couple of years – and not just because it ended two months later and with a lot more silver souvenirs. And as they’re mopping

The Fifth Time’s the Charm

“Grindr?” Jonny found himself asking, before he could think better of it. Patrick blushed, made an aborted gesture like he was going to snatch the phone back and then straightened looking fiercely determined. “That’s part of my personal life and

In the Corners of My Mind

A GD experiment goes awry, as always, and from then on in it’s a race against time, with hilarity, forgiveness, regret and a dash of angst thrown in for good measure. Jack/Nathan. Set in the same ‘verse as A Second

Fight or Run, You’re Just Getting Older

Contrary to popular belief, weres don’t actually need alphas. Patrick never had one, since he’s the only person in his family with the gene, and his parents didn’t push him into finding one. Alphas make their betas better; they keep

It’s You and Me Moving at the Speed of Light

“Come on,” he says, voice breaking as Johnny closes his mouth over Patrick’s neck. “Show me how much you liked my goal.” No one’s ever argued against the fact that he’s got an arrogant streak, so it’s probably a good