“Oh my god,” Phil groans, smacking a hand over his face just as a tiny Tony Stark marches up to him and very determinedly and with great gusto, kicks him in the shin.
“I can’t believe you did that.” “Kissed you?” Carlos asks. He feels Cecil shudder under his hands. “Yes,” he hisses. “Right there, where anyone could – oh, beautiful, perfect Carlos, I never thought you were kinky too!” Or, Cecil’s erogenous
Five times Patrick and Jonny played house, and one time they finally got their shit together. Or: Patrick proposes in pre-school. It just takes them a while to figure themselves out.
“Grindr?” Jonny found himself asking, before he could think better of it. Patrick blushed, made an aborted gesture like he was going to snatch the phone back and then straightened looking fiercely determined. “That’s part of my personal life and
Contrary to popular belief, weres don’t actually need alphas. Patrick never had one, since he’s the only person in his family with the gene, and his parents didn’t push him into finding one. Alphas make their betas better; they keep