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Married to the Job

“Hm?” Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy’s face, then catches up and resumes working. “Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry’s wife.” “You wot?” Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then

En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

Uluru Steak

Yancy takes the Hansens’ offer to visit his new head chef in Las Vegas. Raleigh comes along. (Jaz doesn’t)

Series || Chuck was injured instead of Herc

They say you never really know a guy till you break his face with your fist. Okay, they don’t really say that, but fuck it all, they should.

As the Sun Burns the Ground

Five times Iron Bull had to carry Dorian and one time Dorian tried to carry Bull, gave up, and levitated him instead.

Like the Sound of the Sun

Agron doesn’t want to fuck this boy for Roman amusement. He wants to sit and look into those eyes and speak with him, ask his name and how long he’s been in the house of Batiatus and if he likes

Series || porn roommates AU

Hey man – it’s a two bedroom flat, utilities + cable are included in the cost, I’m a dude, there’s no catch. My last roommate wasn’t cool with my job (gay-for-pay porn star) so he ditched, thus the ‘no douchebags’

A Marriage of Inconvenience

“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at

Alive and Living (In That Order)

During a zombie apocalypse, Lassiter struggles to get himself and a traumatized Shawn Spencer to safety. Initially concerned only with survival, Lassiter discovers that there’s still something worth hoping for, worth caring for.

Chasing Thursdays

Elsa has no desire to follow in her politician mother’s footsteps and Emma wants to quit working at Granny’s. They decide to open Frozen and take advantage of the summer tourist season, but Emma doesn’t count on their neighbor, tattoo

The Night King

After V-Day, Merlin fixes the hole in Harry’s head with his magic and then makes Harry the new Arthur — a job which comes with the responsibility of leading the Wild Hunt every full moon. Eggsy makes a discovery of

The Bigger the Dream, the Harder the Grind

“There’s an app for this you know,” Merlin said. “It’s called Grindr. It’s highly popular amongst men who are gay or bi-curious-” “I know what it is,” Harry replied testily, eager to nip the conversation in the bud before it

The Backup Plan

Roxy is the backup plan. But even the best of backup plans are useless if the original works just fine.

Throw Rocks Kiss Hard

What the hell. The brat /likes/ him. And has been treating Raleigh pretty much like an eight-year-old treats the classmate they have a super secret crush on. Flinging insults and rocks their way and hope they never notice, or something.

Under My Skin (Tried So Not To Give In)

This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet. Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for

So You Were Never a Saint

“I think Bond’s trying to be your friend,” Eve tells him. “…well,” Q says slowly, “this is a new and disturbing development.”

Run Your Fingers Through the Knots of My Soul

Sometimes Bucky thinks it would be really cute to meet someone in a coffee shop, like in those silly romantic comedies Clint makes him watch. But there is a reason why meet cutes in cafes don’t happen in real life,

Hold for the Applause

The thing is, once Taron sees it, he can’t stop seeing it. (or: the one where Hartwin is to blame for the Firtherton.)

Your Soulmate Always Arrives Precisely on Time

Soulmate!AU. Everyone has a mark that matches that of their soulmate. At 18, you are required/encouraged to register it and if a match is in the system, a meeting will be arranged. Eggsy is excited, if nervous, when he is

A Bond of Matrimony

The one where Bond’s next mission involves going undercover with Q. Includes: banter, fake marriage, espionage, car chases, life-or-death situations, and Moneypenny taking far too much delight in the whole affair.

I blinked (and there you were)

The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the

As You Are

When Phil accidentally comes out to Clint after a trying couple days, Clint takes this as his opportunity to finally make a move.

Let Me Be Your Good Night

“Y’know,” Tyler says slyly, like she’s about to be a little shit. “You don’t have to go down on me if you don’t want to.” Jamie can hear her grin, and he groans, dropping his forehead to her collarbone. “I

Don’t Mention Demi Moore

‘You’ll drown their roots, watering them that much,’ Phil says. Given the circumstances, it’s not terribly surprising that Clint drops the coffee mug he’s been using to water the houseplants and jumps a foot backwards in sheer astonishment.

Good Hands and Stamina

Phil Coulson saying, “Christ, all I want is a man with stamina, good hands, and maybe a couple of joints to share, and a locked room where I don’t have to do anything complicated.”

Earning Your Stripes

How ‘Bunny’ became Aster again (or how the last Pookan Warrior doesn’t have to be a warrior, Pookan, or the last one at all).

Touchstone, Command, and Pivot

The first time it happens, it’s because Bane gives him an impossible choice; John’s just trying to do the best he can with the limited options he’s given. He tells himself that, the second time it happens. And the third.

Song of the Last Day

First Officer D’rek wants to Pon Farr the hell out of little Ensign Stilinski.