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Bite

If there is any one alpha in the whole wide world Eggsy cannot handle during a surprise, unsuppressed heat, it is Harry Hart.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

“I’m Harry Hart,” Harry Hart says. He’s old, smart. He looks nice and he stands behind his counter like he’s still at parade rest. “You knew my dad,” Eggsy says. “He was in your unit. My unit.” Deep breath, steady

Unusual Weather

Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm. It doesn’t go well.

Creative Uses of Technology for the Modern Gentleman

Eggsy’s mouth pulls into a little smirk, because of course he’s eager to show off – but he doesn’t move, just waits for Harry to tell him what to do. Harry’s buzzing with the desire to make Eggsy take off

Fair Share

Parker doesn’t have manners; she has mannerisms, some of them disturbing, some of them endearing, most of them strange.

Flex to Fit

After that, Harry couldn’t stop thinking about how he could take all of Liam, how he could prep himself and train his body to relax and flex around Liam’s enormous cock, letting every inch sink inside. He figured the best

Antigravity

Five times Spock was surprised by the brilliance of Kirk’s mind, and one time he totally saw it coming.

A More Lethal Dress

During a rewatch a few weeks ago, Fire_Sign made the remark that the black dress Phryne wears to dinner with Lin… (you know, the dinner where she offends Lin by implying that he knows anything about the opium trade which,

Getting It Right

Five times Eggsy gets Harry to kiss him for the wrong reasons (and one time he gets it right).

It Ain’t Moonlight, But It’ll Do

Healing after closing the Breach doesn’t mean no one has nightmares anymore. Sometimes, they’re bad enough to make another attempt at sleep an awful idea. On those occasions, a former jaeger pilot might take a certain amount of comfort from

Football AU

Chuck gets drafted by the Jaguars.

What Happens In Vegas (But Rules Were Made to be Broken)

AKA: That Goddamn Stripper AU Wherein Raleigh Becket gets dragged to Las Vegas, gets a lapdance, then sleeps with a stripper. It’s less terrible than it sounds.

Hideaways

“You keep – ow! – ace bandages inside your jacket?” Felicity is mind-boggled by this. “Like – inside?” “Yes,” Oliver says calmly, like this is no big deal at all, like it’s totally normal for somebody to sew medical supplies

Made Up of Our Mistakes

“You tell her you love her every day, and you make the world better for both of you. It needs to be, you know, if you’re going live in it together.”

The Cyborg Arm Job

The Leverage crew run into a new friend, find some buried treasure, and fight some Nazis. It’s a pretty good day.

The Night Is Ours

It is their last event together, the last time they’ll promote Kingsman together before they won’t see each other for quite a while. So Taron comes up with a way to make it memorable.

The Singularity of Desire

Eggsy is dragged to a sex club by his “best friend” Charlie and meets the gorgeous and charming man who calls himself Galahad.

Double A Batteries

Written for the prompt: “I, uh, basically want Eichel to blow wide-eyed girl!McDavid’s mind. And for him to be kind of a dick about it.” Connor’s attempt to buy herself a vibrator is thwarted, but there’s still a happy ending.

No Need for a Knight

Eggsy grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. After dropping out of the Marines, she had to take over her mother’s profession to help support her baby sister while her mother recovers from child birth. Enter Harry, who

The Cornice in the Ground

Harry dies, and a stormcloud blankets England and doesn’t leave for days.

So If You Give

Bond gives Q things because of reasons. Q thinks that Bond completely misses the point.

I Could Murder for a Cup of Coffee

prompt: Merwin sorta based on that crimboss!Merlin AU post. BUT, Eggsy isn’t a detective, he’s just Eggsy and he’s with Merlin. I have this HC for it that Merlin’s people (kingsman aren’t kingsman y’know) adore Eggsy in the way that

Of Card Games and Dubiously Adjusted People

“wait, you mean to tell me this was all, what? You courting me?!” Q squeaked. His head was churning. Oh those two were more fucked up than he was. “Yes I thought that was fairly obvious.” Bond dead paned. “Oh

One Eccentricity

“In the Establishment you’re allowed one eccentricity, and if you are a woman, that’s basically it.” Snippets from a cis!girl Eggsy universe. (Mostly previously posted on tumblr but now with added pegging!)

The First of Many

Eggsy should have seen this coming. Looking back, he should have payed more attention to the calendar; he’d been good about taking his suppressants until the last few weeks, when the training exercises and elimination tests had gotten so intense

Drinking in the Shallow Water

“I’m not pining,” Colin protests, and then his phone lights up with a text message. Livia takes one look at Colin’s face and erupts into giggles. “Darling, you’re most definitely pining.”

Cherry Ride

A SHIELD agent named Roger Stevens told Tony that his nickname was “Cap”. Tony didn’t connect the dots until it was much, much too late.

Thought Even the Bones Would Do

“Bond. How exactly did you involuntarily order a hit on Q?” “Drinking was involved.”

the way you nod after everything i say (like it actually means something to you)

“You know Clarke texts you, like, every twelve seconds, right?” Octavia asks, when his phone buzzes at lunch one Sunday. He glances down, sees Clarke has said, yeah okay but is there actually more than one nicholas sparks movie or

We Will Meet In Another Life

Tony is there instead of Howard during Project Rebirth. He ends up following Steve into the Howling Commandos, into the Atlantic ocean and into the 21st century.