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Size Isn’t Everything (Except When It Is)

Gwaine is bored and likes a challenge. Percival is definitely a challenge.

You Know You Have a Permanent Piece of My Medium-Sized American Heart

“Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his

Found It Alright for Kicks

It’s something he never intended to bring up, except the next time he sees Colin he says, almost entirely autonomous of brain function: “It’s not a proper Colin Firth movie without a sex scene, is it?” Colin is standing beside

A Two Days’ Courtship

Freshly engaged, Elizabeth and Darcy adjust to their new relationship.

Slide to Answer

“What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.” There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay

By No Ordinary Means of Communication

Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this. (The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they fight crime make things far more complicated than necessary.)

If I Couldn’t Be Strong

But this? There was no excusing this as anything other than what it was. Pathetic longing, and a need to be close to Bond to comfort himself. Q couldn’t even pretend that he was visiting Bond to keep the man

Closet Thing to a Midlife Crisis

Of all the things said about his status as a sex symbol in the press, this is perhaps the one thing that Colin concedes wholeheartedly is true: he’s a fucking great kisser.

License My Roving Hands

One of Eggsy’s recruitment tasks is to protect some information from a vile seducer. No problem. Well, unless they send Harry.

Your World Tomorrow

This is turning into one hell of a fairytale. (or, the one in which Eggsy never dreamed of the Cinderella life and ends up living it anyway.)

It Doesn’t Take You Away From Yourself

Q thinks he can’t imagine anything worse than three days at a conference with James Bond as his bodyguard. Bond thinks that’s showing a lack of imagination. He may be right. Or, the one where Q has a long-standing arrangement,

Back to the Place You Are

Phil Coulson was sitting two tables over from Clint and wearing his Dress Blues. This was making concentrating on anything else pretty much impossible.

So Close I Can Taste It

Harry grudgingly gives into Eggsy’s near constant begging and lets Eggsy kneel under his desk. He ends up wondering why he needed so much convincing to do it in the first place. Eggsy is a praise junkie and enjoys being

Squeeze

From the start, Harry’s read Eggsy all over, seen right through him, so Eggsy’s not surprised that he’s barely had time to think about how he wants to feel ruined that Harry gives it to him — just like that.

Rope ’em and Ride ’em

Jordie is a totally supportive brother, which is why he’s hiring Jamie a stripper.

Before It Began

There’s an empty spot next to the guy, so what the fuck—Danny steps up to the bar and sprawls into the seat. He’s had a terrible day, so at the very least he deserves some eye candy to surreptitiously enjoy

Bare

Steve and Tony share an intimate moment, and Steve indulges his preference for not just filling Tony up with his dick, but his come, too. They both have a good time.

Pass It On

Ninety percent of every problem could be solved by a robot who texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn’t have a robot.

Till Dick Do Us Part

“Don’t let it weird you out that Logan and I are married,” Dick says. “It’s just a convenience thing, and I won’t stand in your way.”

Let Not Light See

Killian wipes the blood of the dagger off on the crocodile’s tunic, steps out of the cell, and gazes at the new name in the dim light. Killian Jones.

Up and Out

It’s not like Jamie wants to have a dick all the time.

Twelve Moons

“Come hang out with us this summer,” Jordie said. “It’ll be fun. You can meet our family, do some fishing.” This? Is absolutely not what Tyler signed on for.

Deflect and Absorb

“You know me: act first, think later.” It’s not like he expected them to hop off that island and go at it like unsupervised teens at summer camp, but at this rate, they’re a board game and bingo night away

Aunts Aren’t Gentlemen

“First things first,” Tony says. “I loved A Knight’s Tale.”

I’ve Got No Strings

AU. When Lucretia appoints Agron with a task he cannot perform, Tiberius – a slave within the house of Batiatus – takes it upon himself to provide a little inspiration.

Pink Drinks and Pick-Up Lines

Reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the brooding guy on the barstool next to hers and adventures ensue.

Knot Human

um. just porn. complete and utter HET porn, trying to incorporate as many kinks as possible: girl!Stiles, knotting, multiple orgasms, squirting, wolfing out, dirty talk. seriously. this is 7000+ words of pure porn.

I’m Bound to Walk Away These Blues

Pat closes his eyes, rubs at his eyelids with the back of his hand, and tries opening them again. No luck. The Mountie is still there.

Comfort In the Waiting Room

After two years as partners and friends, it’s no secret that Steve and Danny care about each other. But when Grace undergoes emergency surgery, Danny is stunned to discover just how deep those feelings run.