“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*

Break the Sky

Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his

This is not my (heart)

Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a

Must Seem So Strange

Mike doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. No, wait, he does. He can totally blame it on Bill. Kevin doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. It’s possible he was a disobedient lemur in a

Right Where We’re Supposed to Be

The week that all of Kevin’s friends leave to go to college, he turns off the phone and plays eight different games of Monopoly with Nick.*

Bulletproof Heart; a Robin Hood AU

Kevin Jonas, resident Maid Marian, is the eldest son of an infamous crime lord, and he is quiet, polite, shy, and very obedient. At least, until his sprawling suburban home is burglarized by Mike Carden, resident Robin Hood (sort of).*


Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band

Somewhere Between the Lines

After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and

Boys On the Radio

Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.*

If You Love Me So

“We’ll get it, and it’ll be cute for a day, and then I’ll be the one stuck feeding it and cleaning up after it,” Kevin says, trying to aim for his mom’s scary face and probably falling flat, because Mike

Making Other Plans

Kevin quits showbiz, gets a divorce, goes to college, starts a band, and gets adopted by crazy people.*

Feathers Everywhere But It’s Fine

Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy

When You Know It’s Meant To Be

In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*

Tiding of Comfort and Joy

In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*


He puts an ad out on New York Craigslist (so he doesn’t run into anyone from any scene) in the Strictly Platonic section. He sets up a new email account, one that starts MusicalGenius. He wants a pen pal. He

Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We’re Dating

When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*

You Sound Like a Rainbow

Usually, when William comes, Gabe’s vision fills with bursts of robin’s egg blue. But when Gabe really works for it, really makes William feel it, sometimes focusing so much on his lover that he himself never reaches climax, William comes

I’m a Lot of Faith; This is How I Feel

When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once

Some Kind of Magic

Mike doesn’t know what to make of the scene in his backyard.*

Baby, I’m Gonna Make You Mine

That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*

Half a Jonas

Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teenage rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.*

When I’m Around Her

It turns out coming to terms with a shift in sexual orientation isn’t any easier the second time around.*

Road Dogs: Eleventy, Hot Messes: Sixty-Nine

FBR’s Hot Messes versus the Jonas Brothers’ Road Dogs in an epic battle of the softball titans.*

Falling Through the Night, Rising From the Ashes

Kevin’s confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.*

Stump’s Eleven

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*

In the Movement

“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.

Build Your House, Call Me Home

William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*

The Scene Isn’t What’s It’s Been

Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*

Bust Your Move

Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting