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Break the Sky

the archivist — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 06:00:35 +0000

Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*

This is not my (heart)

the archivist — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 06:00:27 +0000

Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*

Must Seem So Strange

the archivist — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 06:00:20 +0000

Mike doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. No, wait, he does. He can totally blame it on Bill. / Kevin doesn’t really know how these things happen to him. It’s possible he was a disobedient lemur in a past life and this is how the universe is letting him make amends. Or maybe there’s like, some kind of quota for number of crazy things a person has to do in his life, and fate’s just helping him along. But probably, probably it’s just Joe’s fault.*

Right Where We’re Supposed to Be

the archivist — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 06:00:08 +0000

The week that all of Kevin’s friends leave to go to college, he turns off the phone and plays eight different games of Monopoly with Nick.*

Bulletproof Heart; a Robin Hood AU

the archivist — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 06:00:05 +0000

Kevin Jonas, resident Maid Marian, is the eldest son of an infamous crime lord, and he is quiet, polite, shy, and very obedient. At least, until his sprawling suburban home is burglarized by Mike Carden, resident Robin Hood (sort of).*

Circumstances

the archivist — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 06:00:45 +0000

Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.*

Somewhere Between the Lines

the archivist — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 06:00:08 +0000

After the Jonas Brothers stopped being the Jonas Brothers and went back to being the plan old Jonas brothers, Joe went to LA to work in movies, Nick went to New York to work on music, and Frankie rebelled and ran off to Chicago. Kevin, though. Kevin just got divorced.*