“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*

Tie Your Handlebars to the Stars (And Throw Away the Map)

In which Kevin Jonas gets lost twice and is found each time, and Mike Carden is almost (but really not) a fourteen-year-old girl. Or, a story about getting lost and finding more than just your way.*

Would You Believe Me (if I said I didn’t need you)

Marengo Tower was the Tower for wayward Talents, those who had been sent to the edge of the galaxy to rot. It was a punishment duty, though of course no-one ever called it that. So how on Earth or off

The Last Good Thing About This Town

Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*

Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has

Tell Us a Story

It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*

The Saddle Club

There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*

Faster, Faster

Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit


It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick

Beyond the Sea

Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz

The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom

Gerard is a magician. Bob is his surly assistant.*

Pictures of You

He keeps telling himself that he’s trying to be a good samaritan, that he’s just trying to pick up clues about the camera’s owner so he can track them down and give it back. Really.*

The Night Is Getting Older

The diner! au. the boys live and work in the small town of paradise, nevada. some were born there, some traveled there looking for something. it’s easy enough to settle into a routine, but equally easy to get lost in


In the year 2030 The United States is a third world country and Chicago is divided into sectors that strain relations between the social classes to the breaking point. Pete is a member of an underground movement; Patrick is the

The Sweetest Things Burn Before They Shine

When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and


An AU a la the movie Bedazzled. Patrick is a bored high school student who just wants someone to take him away from all this bullshit. Pete is the Devil, AKA Lucifer, AKA Beelzebub, AKA big trouble, who just wants…

Scenes From a Mall

A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*

He’s Her Chemical Scream

“Yeah,” Pete continues, rolling his eyes before pinning his glare back on her, “the reputation we’d have for letting out barely-legal singer get her shit touched on stage while the three guys in the band sat back and watched. Real

The High School Teacher AU

I saw a picture of Patrick and said, “Patrick teaches tenth grade science.” The rest wrote itself! Yes, the first section ends abruptly, but really, we were distracted by Gerard.*


Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.


That’s pretty much the moment that Pete realizes that Spencer has somehow become, like, the Executive Vice President for Everything for Pete Wentz Enterprises.*

A Little More Sixteen Candles

Pete Wentz is the star of the soccer team. He’s their team’s only saving grace, and they’re damn lucky they even have him — word is, he’s on a Division One club team that’s ranked second in the nation. The

It’s Warmer When the Rum’s Gone

It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed

Coffee of the Day

Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*

The Only Boy In the Band

Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*


After the market. After Dreaming in Color.*

Patrick Has a Truck

Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.

Patrick’s Garden Center

The farmer’s market is held every Saturday from May to October.*

Overheard (Less Talk, More Walk)

Pete probably shouldn’t have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he definitely shouldn’t have told Panic at the Disco. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the