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Bend

“Late as usual, Harry,” Chester grumbles. He notices how he’s the only one who turns to see the latest addition to the meeting come sauntering in without a care. And who Eggsy sees is a truly beautiful specimen of a

Who Got the Keys to My Bimmer

Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean. Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over

Bite

If there is any one alpha in the whole wide world Eggsy cannot handle during a surprise, unsuppressed heat, it is Harry Hart.

Series || Time Waits for No One

Sometimes, the first words you say to your soulmate aren’t the first they hear from you.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

“I’m Harry Hart,” Harry Hart says. He’s old, smart. He looks nice and he stands behind his counter like he’s still at parade rest. “You knew my dad,” Eggsy says. “He was in your unit. My unit.” Deep breath, steady

Married to the Job

“Hm?” Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy’s face, then catches up and resumes working. “Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry’s wife.” “You wot?” Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then

How Not to Attack Harry Hart

Everybody wants to hurt Harry Hart. Harry’s really not sure what he’s done to garner such attention. Where attacking even an amnesiac Harry proves near impossible. This is a romantic comedy with a dose of violence.

Creative Uses of Technology for the Modern Gentleman

Eggsy’s mouth pulls into a little smirk, because of course he’s eager to show off – but he doesn’t move, just waits for Harry to tell him what to do. Harry’s buzzing with the desire to make Eggsy take off

En Avant

“My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

Sweet Disorder

“Maybe you should get over here and fuck me,” Eggsy said, sprawled on his belly on the living room sofa, watching Coronation Street and going spare with boredom. “Maybe you should get over here and take what you want,” Harry

Lagavulin and Guinness

Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn’t mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse

Patience and Sheer Determination

Harry goes undercover to infiltrate the circle of a corrupt overlord and is given Eggsy, a young prostitute, as a token of goodwill. Harry has to live with Eggsy and keep him safe, while maintaining his cover.

Series || Fem!Eggsy and Harry Collection

Harry was never dead, to begin with. And Eggsy is having difficulty with this fact. Harry is the new Arthur and fem!Eggsy is the new Bedivere (because we could always use more always-a-girl!Eggsy). Together they attempt to understand one another

A Marriage of Inconvenience

“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at

Series || Entropy Sequence

Harry needs to be put through interrogation testing before he can be cleared for fieldwork. Eggsy has free time.

Once Upon a Different Lifetime

The night before the final test, Harry makes Eggsy a promise: once he is a Kingsman, they will talk about their future together. Then V-Day happens, and although Harry recovers, he doesn’t remember that last day he spent with Eggsy.

Take a Chance (It Wasn’t What You Know)

It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this

Agree to Disagree

Sometimes, good mates have to agree to disagree. (Or: Roxy and Eggsy may be friends, but that doesn’t mean they understand each other’s romantic tastes. At all.)

The Night King

After V-Day, Merlin fixes the hole in Harry’s head with his magic and then makes Harry the new Arthur — a job which comes with the responsibility of leading the Wild Hunt every full moon. Eggsy makes a discovery of

The Bigger the Dream, the Harder the Grind

“There’s an app for this you know,” Merlin said. “It’s called Grindr. It’s highly popular amongst men who are gay or bi-curious-” “I know what it is,” Harry replied testily, eager to nip the conversation in the bud before it

Getting It Right

Five times Eggsy gets Harry to kiss him for the wrong reasons (and one time he gets it right).

No One Likes Us (We Don’t Care)

When Harry Hart turned up at the police station to pick Eggsy up, he thought his luck had changed – after years of Dean, this posh new alpha was offering to take Eggsy away from the estate where he’d been

As Fate Would Have It

Eggsy never joined Kingsman. Instead, he finished his Marines training and was recruited by MI6. Harry and Eggsy meet for the first time in over seventeen years at Imperial College.

The Backup Plan

Roxy is the backup plan. But even the best of backup plans are useless if the original works just fine.

The Gentleman’s Guide to Heat

Eggsy isn’t surprised by the fact that the Kingsman appear to be nearly all alphas. Eggsy is an omega, then he’s a Kingsman, and no two heats are alike.

Under My Skin (Tried So Not To Give In)

This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet. Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for

The Parting Glass

The words shrivel and die between them. Harry’s chest hitches on an indrawn breath. The contours of his face are cast dramatically in the fiery hues of the street at night, highlighting the wrinkle in his forehead and the soft

Series || Recuperandae

Where Roxy is a good friend, Merlin feels bad for lying, Harry Hart is frustratingly good with children, and Eggsy has a very long, very emotional day.

Tether

Eggsy feels broken, like he’s only being held together by gravity, all the jagged pieces ready to fall apart. He doesn’t trust himself to speak, just clings to the doorframe and shakes like a leaf. The heart monitor beeps just