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The Odd Jobs Series

Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.*




Survival By Eliot (The Eliot Spencer Guide to Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse)

When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*




The Wrapped Around Your Finger Job

Someone from Eliot’s past shows up, and if Alec doesn’t stop flirting with her, Eliot is going to kill him.*




You Can Lead a Parker to Water, But You Can’t Keep Her From Blowing Up the Stream

You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*




Better Roll It While the Rolling Is On

When Alec and Eliot bring Ronon home, some parts of the paradigm get shifted around.*




The Juggling and Other Stuff Job

Parker wants to try out some new toys. Eliot’s game in every possible way, and so is Alec (even if Alec can’t juggle the way Eliot can).*




A Casual, Easy Thing

“You conferenced my freak out?”*




Maine ‘verse

Eliot listened to the now familiar sounds of his colleagues footsteps and the muffled thud of his own sturdy, rubber soled boots, which stopped, seemingly of their own volition.*




Steady As She Goes

It sort of sneaks up on him, halfway through the train ride to Niagara Falls, during an innocuous moment when Parker casually props her feet up on an empty seat, her calf brushing his in the cramped space.*




You Don’t Need to Walk a Mile in My Shoes

It’s time, probably past time, that Eliot needs to leave. His lovers view things differently.*




Old Friends

Work was his life and as long as Tony was on his six, life was good. He’d vowed to have Tony’s six too, but now Tony had secrets and there were friends Gibbs had never met or even heard of. It didn’t take a genius to see that things were changing and Gibbs didn’t like change.*




The Epiphany Job

When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*




Clinginess and the Art of Loving a Hacker

“Alright. Let’s run it. I wanna know what happened, how it happened, and what we’re gonna do about it. Because no one hurts my family and gets away with it.”*




Consultancy Arrangement

The SGC tries to borrow Hardison for a consultation. He’s not protesting, exactly, but he’s not sure they’ve thought this plan through.*




Loud and Clear

“Stop repeating everything, the ear-buds pick up the sound!” Alec is beginning to suspect that the others don’t understand just how good his tech is.*