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The Risen

They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.

NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*

The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*

The Making of Axe: The Horror of Man

Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.

The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*

The Gravity I’ve Fallen Info

Kaner quits hockey and opens up a cupcake/coffee shop with Jon Walker, who saves kittens and sings in a rockband. Or something.*

This is not my (heart)

Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a

Any Note You Can Reach

Honestly, Gerard only even knows who Panic! at the Disco are because of all the shit Pete is always sending Mikey. Burned CDs, emails full of mp3 tracks, demos in varying stages of completion. Seemingly every single band Pete has

Would You Believe Me (if I said I didn’t need you)

Marengo Tower was the Tower for wayward Talents, those who had been sent to the edge of the galaxy to rot. It was a punishment duty, though of course no-one ever called it that. So how on Earth or off

Always One Foot on the Ground

In his first few months of college Spencer has figures out that he really does like guys, that his best friend and roommate, Ryan, has terrible taste in women, and this random guy he meets named Brendon is kind of

Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has

Tell Us a Story

It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*

Don’t Stop ‘Til it Feels Like Whoa

Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*

Here at the Right Time

How had he managed to get this far in life without realizing exactly what it was that turned him on?*

If There’s Such a Thing As Love

Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first

So I’m Not the Only One

“Yeah. Yes. I’m asking for your hand in my ass, Spence. I am more than okay.”*

Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You

Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.*

The Saddle Club

There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*

We Would Bring It On and On

Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and

Mise En Place

Brendon doesn’t like cheeseburgers.*

Build Your House, Call Me Home

William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*

Broken Arms and Blow Jobs

It’s Brendon’s fault, so Spencer doesn’t feel bad at all groaning really loudly and complaining. “It hurts,” he says, feeling whiny. “It hurts and it sucks.”*

MIA

Pluck All Your Silly Strings

It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond

You Can Sit Beside Me When the World Comes Down

Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions

In a Heartbeat

Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are

Just Another

Spencer wishes he remembered the actual getting married part of marrying Brendon.*

Objects of My Affection

“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)

Of Color and Composition So Magnificent

Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon