The Love Affair of Willoughby Holmes and James Bond

The youngest Holmes holds a minor position at MI6, but somehow still manages to do more damage than Mycroft at his worst. Post Skyfall AU, Q is a little younger and a tad more innocent, and Alec is a good

The Least of All Possible Mistakes

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.* This is the best thing that ever happened.

Red Queen to Overwatch

After returning from the dead, James Bond moves into a new secure flat, only to find that his new neighbour is either: a scruffy teenager, a brilliant computer geek, a mad scientist, or the sexiest genius he’s ever met. Two


“I vastly underestimated Mycroft’s capacity for guilt,” John says.*


You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.*


In which John learns to balance a kinky girlfriend, an asexual boyfriend, a ten-inch cock, his sister, the neighbors, his friends, and his blog. Some are more balanced than others.*

Series || Genetics

Merlin Holmes, the youngest Holmes brother, reaches out to Sherlock for help finding a friend that has gone missing.*

The Internet Is Not Just For Porn

John is Sherlock’s internet boyfriend – from CANADA. No one thinks he’s real.*

The Progress of Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock is head over heels for John, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at him. First-person present-tense series of short scenes from Sherlock’s point of view, borrowing heavily from Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories.*

Lab Book

“The likelihood of finding a cab on Christmas Eve is fast approaching nil.” “So was the likelihood of you kissing me in the middle of the pavement, and yet.”*