Cut and Fucking Paste
‘Dear Ambassador Spock,’ Jim writes, ‘The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.’*
‘Dear Ambassador Spock,’ Jim writes, ‘The new Spock thinks I am a total asshole and that sucks.’*
“It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.”*
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.
Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*
You love waking up in the middle of the night when it’s like this, to the creak of the bed as he slips under the covers and presses up against you, hot and familiar.*
Jim and Spock meet for one night in San Francisco as teenagers, and Jim goes back to Iowa with an unexpected souvenir.*
When Spock is almost killed in a shuttle accident, the only way to save his sanity is to initiate a deep mind meld with Kirk. How will their world ever go back to normal?*
James T. Kirk can handle almost anything. But even he has his limits. When certain memories from his mind meld with Spock Prime cause him to lose his touch with reality, will Spock and McCoy be able to save him?*
Everyone knows the story of how James T. Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. But nobody except Kirk, McCoy, and Spock know the real story.*
Jim and Spock have been together for two months, and Jim is having doubts because Spock refuses to meld with him.*
When Kirk is unable to defend himself against unfounded accusations, Spock steps in to show why you should never mess with a Vulcan—especially one who doesn’t mind occasionally insulting his superiors.*
Space is a tough place to be without your friends. This will start slowly before a crisis strikes and the crew of the Enterprise will be forced to risk everything to save their Captain.*
After an attack on the Federation outpost of Tarracina, the Enterprise captures Romulan Captain Camilla Triaria. As Starfleet enters fragile diplomacy with the Empire, Spock learns just how much he and the Romulans have in common.*
Spock, in typical Vulcan fashion, has withdrawn himself from the Enterprise, her crew, and most especially her Captain, and Jim is determined to find out why, even if it kills him.*
At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. This is how he does it.
In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.*
Jim is determined not to enjoy Christmas, but his lover is just as determined to change that.*
Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.
A new home for the Vulcan people has been found, but it is a planet owned by the Cerberus Corporation, a shadowy organization run by a man, Damascus Raine, whose advances James T. Kirk rejected when only a teen. In order for the Vulcans to get their new planet, Kirk must give himself to Raine. Will Spock allow Kirk to make such a sacrifice?*
His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution.*
Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was…except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple?*
James T. Kirk’s birth is a medical impossibility. A horrible miracle. After all, genetic deafness was cured two centuries ago.*
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he’d lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim’s willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.*
On his first trip to Earth, 15-year-old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he’s sure everything will return to normal when he gets home…*
On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother’s insistence. On Earth, Jim’s family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together.*
Stardate 2258.114.The starship Enterprise, recently returned from a successful mission to neutralize the Romulan war criminal Nero, departs from Earth under the command of its new Captain, James T. Kirk. At the request of the Federation, the Enterprise is dispatched to Earth Station 8, located at the edge of the Romulan Neutral Zone. It is suspected that recent distress calls in the area are due to Romulan attacks, and the Enterprise is tasked with defending the colonies and space stations in the area. This is the story of all that happens on that fateful journey. *
It all started with the day from hell and Jim’s resolution that Spock really didn’t want him as a friend. So why is the stubborn Vulcan now stalking him? And since life never did run smoothly for Jim, how long will it take for a certain Vulcan to break all his defences? Will love win out?* Drama drama drama drama drama. I blame my addiction to Glee.
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.*
Companion piece to ‘Improbability’, told from Spock’s POV. “He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually — it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data.”*
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*
5 times the situation was unsettling when Jim said ‘I love you’, and 1 time when it was more…relaxed.*
James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn’t know it’s Jim.*
When Spock enters pon farr and it is discovered Jim would likely not live through it, he is forced to return to the colony and marry a Vulcan female. Jim is forced to let him.*
Someone from the Narada survives and ends up back time. Aware of what-could-be, Nero kidnaps young Kirk and Spock to change the timeline – again. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise of year 2260 go back to stop Nero.*
Kirk and Spock caught in the act on camera by Bones, who never wanted to see any of that.*
Kirk’s always had a thing for Xeno-sex and has always wanted to sleep with a Vulcan. He’s done the research (aka the Xeno Kama Sutra.) but the problem is that he’s never met a Vulcan until now and Spock hates his guts.*
Kirk and Spock are sent on a suspicious mission to obtain a local plant from an unfamiliar planet. When things go wrong, Spock is forced to meld with Kirk. The consequences of that meld will change everything.*
Jen Kirk is being courted and, for reasons that are perfectly logical, Spock objects.*
The Vulcan elders inform Spock that with the limited number of Vulcans of childbearing capability, it’s his patriotic duty to mate with a nice Vulcan girl and start making some babies. To everyone’s shock, Kirk encourages Spock to go through with it, insisting that Spock’s relationship with him has already kept him from his own people long enough.*
In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.*
Ok, so Kirk basically spent, like, the entire series wooing Spock, to no avail because Spock broke his heart and left for Gol. Now that Spock is back, Kirk has given up on him because he doesn’t know where he stands any more, and he doesn’t want to get hurt again. That’s ok though, because after his ZOMGFEELINGSAREOK revelation in sickbay, Spock is more than willing to woo Kirk this time :D The wooing could happen on Valentine’s day because… it’s Valentine’s day!*
Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*
It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*
At the end of the movie, they certainly seemed to hop right into moving on and seemed to completely forget that most of the cadets in the Academy had been killed at Vulcan. So…yeah. I couldn’t just let that go and somehow, I doubt that Jim Kirk would, either.*
Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *
“Doctor, I am not significantly inhibited by this virus, nor am I contagious. Despite my appearance I assure you I am entirely capable of reporting to the bridge for my shift.”*
Everything is changing, my friends are leaving, and I’m feeling alone and left behind. So what I want is for this to happen to the Enterprise. Their mission is over, and they are *all* being reassigned. Everyone else should be sort of sad, but excited too, because they are going on to bigger, better, newer things. And one person isn’t.*
Since Vulcans get intoxicated from chocolate I want to see Spock get drunk from chocolate milkshakes!!! He gets friendly and touchy. Kirk has his way with a drunken Spock.*
“Spock. Just say ‘I don’t trust Starfleet not to mess up the only captain in the fleet who I can train up to my expectations and enjoys running into danger wearing a blindfold as much as I do’.”*
Because this is a normal relationship that progresses along normal lines at a normal speed. Because either of them even knows what a normal relationship might look like. *
The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*
The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.
Everything about McCoy’s job is harder when people refuse to tell him what’s going on.
A sequel/companion story to All That We Can Be, Not Just What We Are. (Starts before the events of that fic.)*
Sequel to All That We Can be, Not Just What We Are and Who Am I to Say?
Kirk sort of figured being bonded to Spock would be complicated—and he sure as hell doesn’t regret his hasty decision. But between his new obsession with Spock’s hands and his attempts to avoid Uhura, he wouldn’t mind knowing what the hell is going on. *
The bond between captain and first mate runs deeper than blood.*
It was only a matter of months into his new captaincy when James T. Kirk, once again, set a new Starfleet record. He was pregnant and undeniably so, if the blinking tricorder and Bones’s ashen expression was any indication.*
Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*
Spock is experiencing an unsettling emotional response in the wake recent events, but the very last thing that could possibly improve the situation is a late-night confrontation with James T. Kirk.*
Jim knows he likes Spock, and that maybe Spock likes him back so that = hot future vulcan sexin’. But he’s never had anal sex before and he doesn’t want to seem inexperienced so he plans. A very kinky plan I might add. So he purchases a dildo that’s said to be autonomously correct for a vulcan’s penis. Cue Wide Eye Wonder for Jim at the possibilities (lots of SoloM & toy play happens), and as he sets out to ‘test’ if their compatible ( i.e. if it fits?!) Spock himself intervenes with his own theory.*
girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)*
Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.
Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*
The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*
“You’re kind of stupid, captain,” Uhura says, poisonously, as Spock leaves the transporter bay.*
Set a few months into their first mission, the Enterprise is ordered to pick up a Vulcan Healer and transport him to the new colony. Once there they are scheduled to remain and assist with the early stages of setting up the colony. Kirk’s liaison is his ‘old friend’ Ambassador Spock, now known as Elder Sepak, who takes the opportunity to help Kirk and Spock become better acquainted.*
“Commander Spock, we have located your son,” the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock’s face that he’s never heard of this kid before in his life. “If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week.”*
In a timeline where the Vulcans never allowed Earth freedom from their oversight, Jim Kirk doesn’t fit in. All he needs to get away is a fast ship and a crew as crazy as he is; luckily, some things are universal constants.*
Spock accompanies his parents to an Earth resort where Jim Kirk is a dancer. Dirty Dancing redux.*
A vaguely Fireflyish AU of the XI movie where the Federation isn’t exactly the shining example of universal peace it once was and the universe has become an insular and unfriendly place, where smuggling is king and Vulcan’s are deemed outcasts in the eye’s of the Federation. But fate’s a funny thing and so when not-Starfleet-but-still-Captain James T. Kirk and Spock of the Vulcan Science academy meet, sparks are going to fly and then? Well then it gets interesting in a big damn heroes kind of way.*
A year and a half into the Enterprise’s five year mission Jim finds himself held hostage on a violent planet. Not that there’s anything new about that, but after he is rescued by the most impossible of saviours his entire world, and especially his relationship with his endearingly stubborn first officer will begin to change in ways that he could hardly have ever imagined. A story that takes place in the Abrams universe and will include first times (and not so first times), pon farr, Generations, everyone’s favourite Prime couple (and new couple) and the lengths that individuals will go to be with the ones they love.*
I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*
“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*
Spock is an artist who turned down a place in the Vulcan Science academy in favor of becoming an art professor on Earth. Kirk is struggling to make ends meet while trying to save up for art school. When they meet, Spock offers Kirk a way into the school of his dreams.*
After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place. For a kink meme prompt for soulbonding.*
Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*
A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.
A fill for this prompt over at [info]st_xi_kink_meme : Virginal yet dominant Spock. What I really, really want to see is some scorching hot sex where inexperienced!Spock just sort of takes control and holds Jim down and basically just … explores and finds out what feels good and how to make Jim squirm and gets fantastically irritated if Jim tries to swap roles.*
As the Enterprise begins her voyage, Kirk tries to deal with the loneliness of being Captain. Luckily, he’s got Spock to help.*
An alternative scenario: instead of Amanda, it is Sarek who dies on Vulcan. Amanda, being human, cries in her son’s arm on the transporter landing, her grief breaking Spock’s shield enough to cause him to return the hug and rest his face upon her shoulder. How would this have changed the scene on the bridge, and would this more exposed emotionally Spock have had a more reasonable conjecture with Kirk?*
Soooooo I totally want to see a fic in which Kirk and Spock have sex/are in what Kirk thinks is a committed, loving relationship, and then Spock leaves Kirk. Reasoning doesn’t matter particularly, but it might be best to have it relate to Spock’s belief that Kirk can’t commit/be monogamous, or Spock’s own commitment to helping re-populate New Vulcan. Anyway, regardless, Kirk is devastated, especially because he’s just found out he’s pregnant, and Spock was in fact the one that he wanted to spend forever with.*
So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.
So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*
Jim and Spock are in a established relationship, but when Starfleet sends Kirk secret orders to sleep with a foreign leader for a much needed medicinal trade, he decides that the needs of many outweigh those of the few. Now, he must deal with the unbelievable fallout. Oh, and the disgusting beauty of top secret missions is that you can’t tell anyone the truth.*
Kirk manages to get himself turned into a girl for 48hrs or so, and of course once he’s been deemed healthy he runs off to have some fun, alone, in his room. Spock walks in later to find Kirk frantically finger-fucking himself but not quite able to get himself (herself?) to orgasm… it is only logical that Spock rectify this situation. Multiple times. After making Kirk beg for it. Perhaps he will then allow Kirk to fuck himself on his cock and finally let him get off by himself.*
Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*
Basically, I see Spock as being nonchalant in most aspects of his life. Why would a pregnancy be any different? Let’s say he goes into pon farr and mates Kirk. Unexpectedly, he finds himself pregnant. And quite nonchalantly goes about his business as usual even as everyone else on the ship goes slightly crazy over OMG PREGNANT SPOCK and the like.
Bonus points if Spock figures out he’s pregnant on his own and declines to inform anyone – including Kirk – until a physical with McCoy.*
The translators aren’t working, and apparently this is the one language that Uhura never learned, and it’s a recently spacefaring civilization, so it’s not related to anything she does know. They’re also yelling really, really loud.*
Mm-kay. We’ve all seen how Spock Prime’s pacifism goes out the window when his Kirk was in danger and he gets all, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT, KILL IT, KILL IT — YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING IT FAST ENOUGH! OH, FUCK, EVERYBODY, THROW ROCKS AT THE JIM THREATENER!* Read the prompt. BEST.EVER.
Particularly chapters 1, 11, 13, and 16.
Because there is not enough genius!Kirk. An angry priestess (or whatever cliche’d aggrieved Kirksex-victim) completely strips Kirk of all his sexual impulses. Suddenly Kirk is super-genius smart and nice and sensitive and not-an-ass and the crew has much rejoicing. Then Kirk in his disgustingly genius smartyness starts stepping on toes when he shows he’s fully capable of running the whole ship all by his nerdy lonesome, and it gets so bad that the crew runs back to the priestess (or etc aggrieved party) and begs her(/him/it/they/?) to put his perviness back . Gen is cool, especially since Kirk has no sex-drive, but K/S makes this one swoooon. Specific prompt is specific…*
Mpreg fics are awesome, but not necessary here (though loved). basically, Kirk and Spock are having sexytimes and it could even be somewhere totally private, but then their kid (who’s old enough to know that, y’know, it’s not normal that part of father is in daddy) catches them and freaks out.*
Kirk/Spock; fucking machine. Kirk on the receiving end, really being fucked open and taking it, while Spock has the controls. Bonus points for the machine being alien technology.*
Spock finds out about Kirk/Prime!Spock’s mind meld while performing a mind meld on Kirk and takes the older Spock to task for what he considers a violation of Kirk.*
What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*
“Try to look on the bright side, kid,” he says awkwardly, feeling pretty damn under qualified for this situation. “It’s not all bad. I have it on good authority there are some benefits.”*
It’s hot enough that there’s sweat pooling along Jim’s collarbone and in his hair, slightly uncomfortable and soaking his pillow, but damn if he cares when Spock leans down and licks a path up his neck, jaw, and cheek with a flat and broad tongue, and he likes that there’s something of his there for Spock to lick off.*
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.*
Another meme fic! Would you look at that. Jim wakes up with girl parts, freaks out, and runs to Spock. Spock takes the opportunity to sex him up a bit. The two of them are emotionally retarded for a few long paragraphs, and then complications ensue.*
It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*
Because Jim misses bedtime stories and a life like this should not be real, but it is so he copes the only way he knows how.*
“Don’t you think that life should be gay, and bright and lovely, like champagne?” (Cary Grant as Nickie Ferrante, An Affair to Remember, 1957). As it happens I do, so I wrote this – with all respect intended to Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr and 20th Century Fox, as well as to Paramount et al.*
A summit meeting has finally been arranged between the Romulan Empire and the Federation regarding the Narada incident, leaving Spock to deal with the concerns of a possible alliance, his counterpart onboard the Enterprise, and the emergence of new, or perhaps old, feelings.*
Fifteen of Jim’s secret talents that came in handy on missions, and one time it was just for fun.*
Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.*
Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends. Are the new feelings they’re discovering for one another worth risking their friendships?* This story runs parallel to the story “Sestina” by the same author. Read the first 19 chapters of this one, and then switch to Sestina and then come back here for the rest. So, so amazing.
“Oh, for God’s sake, Jim,” McCoy said, every word dripping with exasperation, “this has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something when it’s coming from you!”*
There’s been an outbreak on New Vulcan: Vulcan men of all ages are going through Pon Farr years earlier than expected.*
After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew?*
Jim knew that he had never wanted anyone the way he wanted Spock. There were too many feelings he had never felt before. What Jim wasn’t quite ready to admit, was that it was more than mere desire that was driving him insane.*
An obligatory amnesia story, but with a twist. Jim believes he has lost Spock, after seeing him die. Later he discovers that Spock is alive, but suffers from a memory loss. Jim wants Spock to remember everything, but he doesn’t know what he’s asking for.*
Jim’s mind is most dynamic – and as the Vulcan debate team finds out, it is most pleasurable to meld with him. Too bad for them, Spock is not anywhere near willing to share (Jim is his, even if the human does not know it yet).*
An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test.*
Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*
A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.*
If he were the kind of person who got sad instead of angry he would have died when he was nine and his fingernails were breaking on the last rocky inch of solid ground.*
Jim has a new obsession. It lives in his first officer’s trousers.*
An accident leaves Spock with amnesia. His last memory is bringing a cadet up on charges for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru – a cadet who, to his disgust, is now his bondmate. *
‘It’s only just a crush, it’ll go away; it’s just like all the others it’ll go away.
Or maybe this is danger and you just don’t know; you pray it all away, but it continues to grow.’*
Zach wants to do something very special and entirely unexpected for Chris’s birthday. This requires a Christmas tree. In August. Wackiness ensues.*
Jim wants to ride that (and by “that” he means “Spock’s dick”) into the sunset.*
Beautifully Illogical has a series, you guys. Start there and READ THE WHOLE THING.
Zach respects Chris’ privacy – he does, really – but it seems that Chris barely respects Chris’ privacy. Why else would he have a folder under “Downloads” on his hard drive labeled “WANK”? *
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.
Cadet Kris Allen fiddled with his uniform, trying to press away a possibly imaginary wrinkle with his fingertips.*
When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*
Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*
In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim’s curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn’t have told him that he isn’t allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.*
Turns out Jim Kirk’s more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.*
Leonard’s book was kind of like the Bible in that way where one line from it could be taken wildly out of context and blown out of proportion.* This is GLORIOUS.
Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*
AU in which Kirk is deaf.
So basically he has no dad, is a child with an abusive step-father and distant mother, gets shipped to Tarsus IV and had to deal with that mess, gets shipped back to the abusive step-father and distant mother, grew up to be a brooding and self-destructive teen, gets shipped to the Academy, gets into the mess for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru, gets into the mess with Nero, and then becomes captain of the Enterprise anyway. And the kicker is that nobody (save for Bones and eventually Spock, who figures it out) realizes that Kirk can’t hear.*
This isn’t my fault – a reviewer, passionfornight, asked casually if I had ever written (or would consider writing) a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk, the man who falls in love with him. Modern Day AU. Will become fully K/S.*
Traumatized by his experience on Tarsus IV, Jim Kirk runs away to Vulcan to undergo kolinahr. Reboot AU.*
An st_xi_kink_meme fill for this prompt: Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.*
Very loosely based on this prompt from the Star Trek XI Kink meme: Chess AU. Kirk and Spock meet as kids at an intergalactic chess tournament for the Federation Planets. Spock, a discipline of the strictest rules of chess and the undefeated champion in his age group, is completely pwned by Kirk, a wild-card who gleans his talent by playing all manners of chess styles. They become heated rivals, battling each other throughout their chess “careers”, which pretty much develops into UST once you toss teenage hormones into the mix. Inevitably chess is pretty much just their foreplay before they finally sit up and realize that they’ve fallen for each other.*
Three months into their five-year mission, Spock is still with Uhura, and Spock and Jim are at each other’s throats when the Enterprise is sent to investigate another lightning storm in space. They encounter a Vulcan ship, commanded by Captain Spock and his very illogical First Officer Jim Kirk who, to everyone’s shock, are happily married and in love with each other. The other Kirk disapproves of the fact that his counterpart is letting Uhura have what should be ‘rightfully his’ and is determined to ‘set things right,’ but the problem is, no one appreciates his meddling.*
You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, “Stay away from Juliet” and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, “Please don’t go.”*
Vulcan is considering seceding from the Federation; Spock, a researcher at the VSA, decides now is a good time to catch up on being Human. So he visits Earth and hires Jim Kirk as his guide, with predictable results. Inspired loosely by Pretty Woman before taking on a life of its own with more sex; semi-serious rom-com.*
“There’s my man,” Jim crowed when Spock and Uhura joined the senior command crew at their regular table for dinner.*