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A Cullen Family Christmas Carol

Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*




The Five Stages of Grief Are Not Linear

Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*




On My Own

Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*




Private Tutor

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*




Reality Minus Expectations

When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*




Tropic of Virgo

He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*




A Rough Start

Overnight, irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a five-year-old. Meanwhile, responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly.*




Answering Bell

Edward gave up his dream when his family needed him and Bella is finding hers after heartbreak. Neither may be ready to start a relationship, but can the undeniable attraction be ignored?*




Behind the Clouds

When it’s time for the Cullen vampire clan to leave their home in Chicago, an old vision of Alice’s dictates their next move. Six years earlier, Edward Masen had been a patient of Carlisle’s: young, innocent, broken, and blissfully unaware of his destiny.*




Elemental

When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?*




Eye Contact

Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*




Hiding In Plain Sight

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn’t safe, Emmett hides Bella where he can keep an eye on her. He hides her in his brother’s house.*




Inked

Edward is a college student/tattoo artist. Bella stumbles into his shop one day to get another tattoo… and then ends up in one of his classes. What happens when sexual tension erupts? Will they realize they are perfect for each other?*




Marked

Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.




Making the Cut

When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends?*




Library Rendezvous

Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*




Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary

Bella Swan spent the first two years of her life in Forks developing a friendship with Jacob Black that finally turned into something more. As she begins her senior year of high school, a new family moves to town and Bella slowly begins to question the path she thought her life would follow. Sometimes there is a difference between what you think you need and what you never knew you wanted. Takes place during the timeframe of New Moon and Eclipse.*




The Blessing and the Curse

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction?* This is dark and disturbing and creepy.




The Cannabean Betrothal

Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*




Holding Out For You

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*




Rhapsody

A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?*




The Artist in the Ambulance

While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*




Controlled Burn

Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*




Citizen Erased

Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands.*




Bright Like the Sun

When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way…*




Counterpoint

Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen year old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter at the Art Museum changes everything.* Flipside of Art After 5.




Every October

The prophecy cast: “She will be born for you.” Years of observance turned into love and Edward Cullen could not stay away anymore. Now she needs his protection. How can Edward deny his fate when he is the only one that can save her?*




Daughter of Volterra

Bella is a newborn vampire in Volterra with no human memories and an aversion to human blood. Aro decides to send her to live with the Cullens. Will Bella ever uncover her past? Will she find what she’s missing? What’s Aro’s master plan?*




Deconstructing Dracula

Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*




High Anxiety

Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of.*




Hydraulic Level 5

Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and “brimstone beauty”–a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he’s an NYC elite…and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.*




In Dreams

Separated by 1,800 miles Bella Swan and Edward Cullen dream of each other every night. When Cullen moves to Forks can they fight the fact that they are each others dream lover?*




Irritable Grizzly Adams

Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?*




The Port Angeles Players

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*




The Vampire in the Basement

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it’s a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man.*




Tropic of Gemini

He’s a young philosopher with a temper, she’s a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?*




La canzone della Bella Cigna

A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*




Volition

It’s Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella’s worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel?*




Lost and Found

Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*




Miss My Lion

Picks up in New Moon. Bella saved Edward in Italy & Edward explains why he left, but should Bella have forgiven him so easily? Their relationship must change in order to continue but where will this new maturity take them?*




When Fiction Becomes Reality




Only Human

A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward.*




Past and Present

Bella has been a vampire for centuries by the time Twilight starts. Carlisle and Bella have been friends for 200 years, but she hasn’t seen or spoken to him since Edward was changed. Carlisle has been lying to Edward about his human life and change.*




Acting Out

Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*




The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.*




Zenith

When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*