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Star Shaped

Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.




Best Days

Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*




The Lines You Amend

Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.




The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




Trauma Medicine

She was the youngest of the ones who’d survived.*




You Could

“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*




The Present and the Distance

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.*




Family, Friendship, and Love

Someone once asked him if he’d thought his life would turn out like this.*




Beach Music

Brendon Urie is and has always been a girl. She meets Gerard Way. Things happen.*




Come Play With Me

Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*




The Best Laid Plans

Max is leading a nation of mutants under seige with Logan’s help. What will it take for her to realize she’s chosen the wrong man to be by her side?*




Dark Alec

These are stand-alone stories, 50-90 pages long each, that are in sequence as if they’re episodes of DA Season 4 *aka DARK ALEC). They begin not too long after the novel AFTER THE DARK ends, in 2022, and incorporate material from the television show, the three novels, and THE EYES ONLY DOSSIER.*




Volley ‘Verse

When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*




The Risen

They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.




This Story’s Going Somewhere

Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*




Hand On Your Arm

An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*




Oistros

It’s like going into heat, like with cats, with the added bonus of becoming completely fixated on one specific person. Spencer isn’t sure whether cats do that or not, but if they do, it’s much less freaky than when Ryan does it.*




Prodigal Son

Daniel discovers the joys of family life when Jack takes him home to the folks in Chicago for a little TLC, O’Neill style.*




Dinner of Herbs

“Better is a dinner of herbs where love is.” Maybe Jack and Daniel don’t get to have everything, but what they do have, they have together and for them, that’s pretty damn good.* Sequel to Prodigal Son and Passion Play.




Passion Play

Jack and Daniel let go of the difficulties of the past and choose to move on with their deepening relationship together.* Sequel to Prodigal Son.




Pearls of Wisdom

Jack realizes too late that his feelings for Daniel are more than just friendship. When he gets a second chance to act on that love, he passes it up until their mis-remembered past brings Daniel to seek comfort in his arms.*




A Song in Time of Revolution

Revolution is never an easy choice – and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and Ministry… Harry doesn’t need any more complications.* Sixth in the series.




I Am Also Thy Brother

In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.* The seventh and final part of the series.




Red

Something evil is killing treeplanters in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, possibly the same predator that Dean narrowly escaped years before. How Grimm will things get before the brothers figure it out?*




Under a Haystack

Something really bad has happened and Sam has no idea how to fix it.*




The Adventures of Gerard: Boy Princess of the Ocean and Frank the Italian Gentleman’s Son Who Loves Him

See title.




Behind the Sea

“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*




Sublimation

Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.




Last Outpost of All That Is

The world is over, and it’s a Winchester’s lot in life to cope with anything – no matter what.*




Freshman Orientation

Welcome to Metropolis University.*




Gun, with Occasional Kangaroo: A Love Story

Frannie’s got a romance novel with a big strapping Mountie on the cover, shirt hanging open, hair blowing in the wind, you know the kind.*




The Lipstick Mafia

He’s covered in a thin coat of grime like a coal miner or a TV orphan.*




The Harmonics Arc

On a routine mission, something unexpected happens to Yohji… Now the rest of the Weiss members must deal with the possibility of losing a member, and Schuldig and Yohji find themselves too close for comfort.*




Crimson Embrace

An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*




The Garden Series

In the wake of an injury that leaves Daniel permanently grounded from gate travel, Jack discovers his feelings for his old friend go far deeper than he believed.*




Trinity

Estranged from Jack’s friendship, Daniel finds someone else to take away his loneliness.*




Hammurabi’s Code

SG-1 discovers a planet whose society was pulled off Earth at the height of Mesopotamian development. The ruler of the world, King Hammurabi, is hiding something from them, and Jack must protect his team while finding out what that is.*




Jack’s Viking Sky

Surviving a crash was the first step in Daniel’s struggle to keep Jack alive on an unknown world. As venom slowly destroys Jack’s body, Daniel struggles alone within the confines and terrible restrictions of a Viking culture. He must make the greatest sacrifice of his life simply to keep Jack alive.*




Territory

They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




More Than Words Can Say

The mornings were always the worst.*




Chance

Are you sure this is a good idea?*




Sniper Slut in an Elevator

Irvine couldn’t quite recall whose idea it was for the five of them to get into the elevator together and contemplate an orgy.*




The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*




An Inexplicable Occurence of Tentacles

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. He hates the Wraith. He hates the Replicators. He hates losing people. He hates it when villagers who have only just worked their way up to inventing gunpowder shoot at his team. He hates turning into a giant scaly insect. (It hasn’t happened again–yet–but John is nothing if not a pessimist when it comes to turning into giant scaly insects.) But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar’s gate team.*




Sniper Slut in Tokyo

Irvine knew talent when he saw it.* First in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




Left My Heart

Post-Hogwarts. Auror Draco Malfoy has disappeared, and Harry Potter has been sent to find him.*




Gold Tinted Spectacles

Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion, it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.*




Life Left Behind

Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter.*




Surrender the Grey

Draco Malfoy returns to London after five years of self-imposed exile to start a new life with Harry. But will the secrets of the past destroy everything they’ve worked for?* Sequel to Left My Heart.




Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars

Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.




Freedom and Not Peace

The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.




Shifting Gears

Dom pressed his forehead to Brian’s shoulder and let his lips brush lightly over the uneven skin. Brian flinched a little and Dom went still, waiting, half wanting Brian to wake up, but half of him wasn’t ready to face him just yet.*




Gravity

Brian follows Dom to Mexico and they have a lot of sex, but is that all he needs to be happy?*




Ciudad de Estrellas

Dom is forced to ask Brian for help when the consequences of his crimes come back to haunt him. A novel about love, loss, and redemption.*




Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.




Green and Gamboge

Sam first notices the weird dinging noise in Paducah, and by the time they hit Kansas City, it’s a full-on clank and rattle, the car thumping rhythmically every time the engine turns over.*




The Sky-High City

This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up.*




Scorpions

A Jim Ellison from an alternate reality comes through a wormhole, looking for this Earth’s Sandburg.*




Puzzle Pieces

In two other realities, Jim, Blair, Jack, and Daniel have to live with the sorrowful consequences of life. Then circumstances put them all face-to-face again.*




Comedy of Errors

A trip to Cascade results in confusion, illumination, and smiles all around.*




Measure for Measure

This picks up right where Comedy of Errors leaves off, which means the SGC need Jim and his guide, Blair.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors.




The Sentinel School

Sequel to A Gathering of Sentinel. A series of vignettes about the Sentinel school.*




Taming of the Shrew

Jim and Blair settle into their new jobs with the SGC but soon find themselves in a battle for Earth.* Sequel to Comedy of Errors and Measure for Measure.




The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*




Forever, Now

Gerard and Mikey have lost their parents, but they’ve found Brian.*




Santorini

Pete and Patrick vacation in Greece.*




Pete/Trish pegging

Pete got it for her as a present, and he didn’t really think she’d use it, but she hadn’t even hesitated before slipping into the harness and fucking him hard. He was glazed the whole next day.*




Trish!GSF

A scenario in which Pete, Andy, and Joe all push bathroom doors open just a little so that they can listen to Trish get herself off in the shower.*




One Day, Robots Will Cry

Lovebot!Patrick*




Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*




11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*




Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*




No Mouth But Some Serpent’s

It becomes considerably darker than first year, and involves Harry’s Parselmouth skills.* Sequel to Saving Connor.




Skin Deep

Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works, Harry is removed from Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth.*




Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.




So, So Fucked

Pete accidentally “outs” himself and Patrick on Good Morning America. Only problem? They’re not gay. What now?*




Shifting the Balance

A lot of yaoi. Influences from the west change Kenshin’s peaceful life.*




Saving Connor

Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him – by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.*




Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph

Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*




we could make beautiful music together – 18 (glenview)

It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*




All I Want For Christmas

“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*




With the Moon In His Arms

Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.




Patricksitting (Call It A Love Song)

When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*




I Got You Babe

Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*




Untitled Little Ficlet

Background: Marilyn Manson dissed MCR for wearing makeup? Frank handled it gracefully, we’re all going to pretend Gerard did not.*




I Know Who I Want

In the face of bitter betrayal and confused passion, they found each other. Now, among the anger and jealousy of others who resent their love, can they remember what drew them together in the first place? Can they remember – or even acknowledge – who they want?*




Incarnate

Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*




From Nothing

It is the year 2007. The Slayerettes are all in their mid-twenties, still fighting the forces of darkness in Sunnydale with Giles. Spike is found by Buffy on a rescue operation, and is stunned by his condition. She vows to herself to bring him back, so he can exact revenge, but finds herself drawing closer and closer to the vampire.*




Bloodraven

A very brutal look into a young man’s introduction into the world of slavery at the hands of invading ogre forces and his own discovery of inner power that might prove to be his salvation.*




Love and Mischief

When Strife interferes in a wedding, some very influential people are not pleased, and he is sentenced to work with Cupid to fix things. Strife finds himself growing closer and closer to the God of Love. Can Cupid help Strife overcome a dark incident in his past, and find love?*




Taming of the Guide

Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*




Pinecrest 2

Loving Jim and having Jim love him in return had been his heart’s desire for years. But was it what he really wanted? Was it what he could live with?*




Clean Sweep

The path to true love is never smooth. That goes double if you’re an underage boy in love with a rampantly sexual dominant who just happens to run a hair salon. Trenton Vittelli meets Clive when he is only fourteen, just beginning to awaken to his own sexuality. Love at first sight, at least on Trenton’s part. Clive isn’t exactly uninterested, but his scruples are tougher than the leather he wears, and he won’t touch the boy until he’s of age.*




Heero’s Fourth

Heero is a prince in waiting.*




‘Til the Seas Run Dry

“They were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.” (C.S. Lewis) Sequel to Asking to Be Born.




Asking to Be Born

“Oh, fuck.” Pete throws his head back, panting, fingers scrabbling at Patrick’s sweat-slick back. “Fockfuckfuck, Patrick, Patrick.”*




Anywhere You Let It Go

“Okay, this is what I’ve figured out so far. I’m stuck in some sort of hell that looks vaguely like a Sandra Bullock movie.”*




Radical Feminism

Dean turns into a girl. Sam has… issues.*




The Shadows Series

A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.




Mouse: A Definition

An alien Clark reached adulthood. Lex has mice.*




A Date With the President

Clark and Lex further their relationship after meeting again, five years in the future.*




The Lionel In Winter

“The plane!”*




The Courtship of Martha’s Son

Finding out about Clark’s sexual leaning one night over mashed potatoes and gravy, Martha approaches the only man that she feels can keep her son safe.*




The Wedding of Martha’s Son

Sequel to The Courtship of Martha’s Son.




The One With the Kid (For Lack of a Title)

The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.




Freedom’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose

SGC finally stops calling him by December. Rodney celebrates by writing a final exam for his relativity class so difficult that it reduces four students to tears in the exam hall. Upon reflection, he decides to be merciful and offer partial credit.*




Skirting the Issue

Well, what happened is svmadelyn wrote It Stops Being Funny At Skirts about John Sheppard turning into a woman, and in the midst of laughing my own ass off at the story, I realized there seemed to be a little scene missing, and I asked svmadelyn if I could fill it in, and she said yes, and then… genderfuckery.*




But Some Things Never Stop Being Funny

This story starts at svmadelyn’s It Stops Being Funny At Skirts, takes the optional scenic route along thisisbone’s Skirting the Issue, (both of which you should read first), and then veers off and takes the side road in a different direction.*




Once Upon a Furry Octopus

He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.*




Absurdity Theory

Rodney rolled his eyes. “It wasn’t that offensive. If your scientists were worth anything, they’d have thicker hides than that!” “Besides, was perfectly valid criticism,” Zelenka added. John held up the recorder again, and pressed play. “Quack quack quack,” it said, in Rodney’s voice. “Quack honk quack quack honk honk!”*




I Have Been All Things Unholy

“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*




The Sweet Spot

“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*




The Making of Axe: The Horror of Man

Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.




Pink for a Reason

Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.




The Best Thing Since Ducks

Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*




Seventy-six Trombones Played Gloria Gaynor

Sam braced for impact as six foot five of Franklin Moore, all time leading scorer in the Pacific Coast Conference, MBA Stanford Business, and the 2006 Volunteer Coordinator for San Francisco’s Gay Pride Parade, flung himself into his arms. Rocked back on his heels, he accepted the hug, blocked the grope, and said: “How’s it going, Frank?”




Eight Times

Gerard recognizes him, and that’s not weird, but a little bit, because he was pretty sure the only boyband member he would recognize on sight was Timberlake and only then because of the whole “wardrobe malfuction” thing and whoa did that kid ever not pay his publicist enough.* In the same universe as 42.




Chicago’s Most Wanted

“Of course he got the money! He’s Fraser. He’s organized, he’s a fucking criminal mastermind, what do you think?!” * Oh this is brilliant. I mean, landshark for pete’s sake.




They Eat Pizza, Don’t They?

Ray was trying not to think on it too close. Because it sounded like a truly terrible romance book. Or maybe a sitcom: Canadian Mountie Falls for Chicago Pizza Maker! Wackiness Ensues!*




Please Do Not Try These Tricks At Home

Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*




The Best Medicine

“You broke your fucking wrist?”*




Transfigurations

The fifth stall in the men’s washroom at King’s Cross station had had a “Closed For Repairs” sign on the door since 1973.*




In the Movement

“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.




NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*




The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*




Only This And Nothing More

Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*




Slaying Retreat

Spike’s home gets invaded for the annual Slaying Retreat.*




Fairy Tales

Buffy and Co. end up in an alternate universe.*




Manny and the Beast, or A Tale of Two Nannies (Only One of Which We Care About), or Jensen, the Lonely Goatherd

Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*




When I Look At You (I’ve Got a Second Chance)

Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*




Layover

Orlando and Viggo get stuck together while snow is falling.*




Swim Your Seas and Climb Your Hills

Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*




Adagio

An artist explores Australia and finds a college student searching for himself.*




Dark Chocolate

Snape takes Harry on as a seventh year apprentice… but it isn’t what it seems.*




On My Own

Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*




Private Tutor

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*




Tropic of Virgo

He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*




Eye Contact

Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*




Inked

Edward is a college student/tattoo artist. Bella stumbles into his shop one day to get another tattoo… and then ends up in one of his classes. What happens when sexual tension erupts? Will they realize they are perfect for each other?*




Marked

Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.




The Cannabean Betrothal

Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*




To Have and To Keep

Free from Lucius and Severus, Harry gets on with his life. Many people want Harry but between his curse and his admirerers, can he find fulfillment and love? And what are Severus’ chances of regaining what he lost?* Sequel to To Have Not.




To Have Not

Lucius takes advantage of Harry’s vulnerable emotional state, offering him a marriage of convenience to protect Harry from the media and to regain Lucius’s family status. Outraged, Severus tries to win Harry back.* Sequel To Have and To Hold.




Warped Mirrors

A self-insert collaboration with the assistance and appearance of Jay, Dan, Asuka, and more as they appear.*




Truth or Dare

When Relena instigates a ruthless game to break Heero and Duo up, her plans work better than she’d hoped. Is Heero ready to change his ways in order to keep Duo?*




The Mysterious Affair at the Victoria

Duo investigates a case involving a woman known as the “Worm’s Mistress.”*




First Night Out of Sanc

Sequel to Beautiful Stranger.




Prom Planning

Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*




The Memoirs

What would have happened if Clark was more in touch with his alien side?*




And I Have Touched the Sky

Eleven years after the end of the war, Heero returns to L2 to visit Duo with an unbelievable secret, but what he finds there changes everything.*




Elaisias

Buffy, Spike, Willow, and Angel get sucked into a computer game.*




To Honor Losses

Sam finds out that Dean had ambitions, that he once wanted and came close to being normal. Bobby gives them a case where Dean’s dreams may finally come true.*




New World Order

They had defeated the evil, and earned their right to happily ever after. But no matter how much one may wish it, the things that lurk in the darkness rarely stay quietly in the shadows, and the evils and actions and pain of the past rarely remain there. They have found happiness. But can they maintain it, when these long-forgotten evils come seeking another chance for revenge? This battle has been a long time coming. And its outcome may change their lives – and the world – forever.* Scroll to the Epics section.




La canzone della Bella Cigna

A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*




Volition

It’s Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella’s worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel?*




When You Know It’s Meant To Be

In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*




Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*




White Chocolate

Part two of the Chocolate Series. Where has Harry been all these years?*




Enterprise High

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.




Until the Fall

Sequel to “Of Light”. After an annual of living in the O.Z., DG and Cain set out to complete the task given to her by the Gale. Soon, she must learn that there is always more to everything than first meets the eye.*




Of Light

The Emerald must be returned to its Guardian, and DG is left behind. But when a generations-old threat resurfaces, DG must gather more than courage to save her sister, and find Wyatt Cain.*




Only Good For Legends

Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*




Marching on Antietam

In a post-Eclipse O.Z., they were a long way from happily ever after.*




Atlas

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning.*




Breaking Points

Jim realizes that command of a Starship comes with certain drawbacks.*




Bragging Rights

Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.




Wish

On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother’s insistence. On Earth, Jim’s family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together.*




The Marriage Stone

To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry’s problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry’s marriage may determine the world’s fate.*




Incongruent

It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*




The Edge

When Spock enters pon farr and it is discovered Jim would likely not live through it, he is forced to return to the colony and marry a Vulcan female. Jim is forced to let him.*




Divergence

Someone from the Narada survives and ends up back time. Aware of what-could-be, Nero kidnaps young Kirk and Spock to change the timeline – again. Kirk, Spock and the Enterprise of year 2260 go back to stop Nero.*




Compatibility Test

In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.*




Take Refuge In What You Know

Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*




Just a Taste

The prompt was for Spock and Kirk in an enclosed space and fellatio. No problem.*




Debt of Honor

Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *




The Ending…

Everything is changing, my friends are leaving, and I’m feeling alone and left behind. So what I want is for this to happen to the Enterprise. Their mission is over, and they are *all* being reassigned. Everyone else should be sort of sad, but excited too, because they are going on to bigger, better, newer things. And one person isn’t.*




You’ll Get There In the End (It Just Takes A While)

“Spock. Just say ‘I don’t trust Starfleet not to mess up the only captain in the fleet who I can train up to my expectations and enjoys running into danger wearing a blindfold as much as I do’.”*




War Games

Sequel to You’ll Get There in the End (It Just Takes a While). The Federation and the Romulan Empire have been on the verge of war for what sometimes feels like forever; this is the place where what passes for peace might end.*




Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.*




With My Tail in the Air

The aliens were very sorry for nearly killing Captain Kirk, and wanted to fix things.*




The 80/20 Theory As Applied to Cats on the Bed

The first time Spock woke up with the captain in his bed, it was because of the very strangeness.* Laughed until I cried.




Girls Are Great

Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.* Oh my god.




Tangled Destinies

Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*




The Native

The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*




Ties That Bind

Colonel John Sheppard returns to Earth to debrief and to meet Dr. Rodney McKay.*




The Sentinels of Atlantis

Sentinel John Sheppard thought he’d spend his life unbonded and then he met Dr. Rodney McKay. The mission to Atlantis is their mutual path and they will gather the strongest, brightest, and best for the mission that will take them to another galaxy.*




How High the Moon

After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place. For a kink meme prompt for soulbonding.*




A Vulcan on the Streets (but a Freak in the Sheets)

Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.*




Vulcan Pox, or Jim Kirk, Single Father Extraordinaire

A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.




Never Go Home Again

Jim and Spock are in a established relationship, but when Starfleet sends Kirk secret orders to sleep with a foreign leader for a much needed medicinal trade, he decides that the needs of many outweigh those of the few. Now, he must deal with the unbelievable fallout. Oh, and the disgusting beauty of top secret missions is that you can’t tell anyone the truth.*




My Heart Burns for You

Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many things Zuko and Katara realize that what their hearts truly burn for is for one another. Can they love each other knowing they’ll hurt those that love them?*




No-Win Scenario

Kirk/Spock. Epic, epic kissing. Remember the transporter room S/U necking? Something like that. The crew is all assembled to bid their captain good luck on his crazy dangerous mission and emotions are running high. Just prior to energizing K is thinking he just might not come back and this will be his only opportunity for a taste of the first officer he’s secretly!madly!inlove! with. Shock and awe amongst K and crew when Spock returns the kiss (and how!) because of course he’s also secretly!madly!inlove! with Kirk.*




Finding Home

What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*




Of Convenience

Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice.*




The Odd Jobs Series

Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.*




Sleep While I Drive

A Clexian fairy tale. It’s the journey, not the destination.*




(This Is) Not a Statement

“You get you don’t have to take up a grand gesture lifestyle so I feel secure in your affections, right? I feel pretty secure.”*




Suppose It’s Too Much to Call Coincidence

In which Kris finds a puppy and the laws of probability change dramatically.*




A Passage That Sings

The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*




Oasis

Kirk accidentally lands himself in an alternate reality, one where Surak’s reformation of Vulcan never happened. *




Bedtime Stories

Because Jim misses bedtime stories and a life like this should not be real, but it is so he copes the only way he knows how.*




Reparations

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.*




Foundations

When one door closes, another one opens… with a bit of a push. Life, love, and complications. Sequel to Reparations.*




From the Ashes

All Harry ever wanted was a normal life but as struggles with the fall out from the war, losing old friends and making new ones, he realises that normality is just a myth. *




Unspoiled

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*




Dancing With Scissors

Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*




Peace Treaty

After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center.*




A Boy, Lost

Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a “real” teenage boy. *




Natural Selection

In which Arthur goes on blind dates, Merlin is his waiter, and everyone takes a ride on the crazy train. *




Shine Like the Sun

An accident leaves Spock with amnesia. His last memory is bringing a cadet up on charges for cheating on the Kobayashi Maru – a cadet who, to his disgust, is now his bondmate. *




A Beautiful(ly Illogical) Mind

The answer is w30;?233/hy7.*




8x12x8

Uther blamed Arthur for Igraine’s death but couldn’t bring himself to kill him. Instead he keeps him locked up because Arthur looks just like Igraine and he can’t bare to look at him. Uther remarries and has other kids so the heir issue isn’t a problem. Merlin comes to Camelot and he accidently comes across the place where Arthur is locked away. They talk through the door and eventually end up falling for each other.*




The Reddest Stolen Cherries

He’s late, which is how he remembers later it was a Friday.*




Resolution Rush

As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*




I’ve Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York)

Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.*




??233/hy7 (The Series)

Beautifully Illogical has a series, you guys. Start there and READ THE WHOLE THING.




The Music Makers

A. Graham Cole was twenty-one years old when he was killed in action in Iraq. At the time of his death, he was a corporal with the psychological operations unit of the United States Army. He was four days away from wrapping up his third tour in the Middle East and had already packed for his return stateside. This is the official story.*




Wherever You Will Be (That’s Where I’ll Call Home)

People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don’t talk to for thirteen months shouldn’t be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur’s chest is doing. There are rules.*




Healing

“I wanted you to stay,” Adam says. “But I thought you would leave.”* Follows Path, Light, and Harmony.




Falling All Over You

Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*




Untitled College AU

AU in which Kris goes to California for college and is Adam’s first love.*




Conquered (By a Wily Voice and Eyes)

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?”*




Brand New Shoes

“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”*




Or Be Drowned In Blissful Confusion

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*




Just a Glance Away

“You would sleep with me, right?”*




Ever After

I don’t think I will write a proper sequel to More Myself with You, but I like that universe, and I intend to go back there from time to time. This is not a work in progress, as in I am not promising to continue anything. But I do believe I will. It’ll be fun to take a peek into their future.* I didn’t read the prequel to this, but I LOVED this sequel.




Far Along This Road

One-night stands are not for everyone.* Oh my god, I LOVE THIS.




All the More For That

Kris doesn’t mind when life gives him lemons. He is good at making the best of lemons. He just thinks it sucks that when life gives him creme brulee, he didn’t know what to do with it.*




I Bet Nureyev Never Had to Deal With This Shit

the ballet AU.*




strive seek find yield

Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*




This Evening’s Empire

Prince Kristopher gets a lot of proposals.*




The Student Prince

A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love…*




You are Cordially Invited

The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.




If I Had You

A single act of heroism pulls Kris into Adam’s world of wealth, power, and sex.*




MajorLambert/Kris of the Allen Series

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.*




Not Your Momma’s Fairytale

The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*




Haven

The entrance to Haven could be found at the top of a rainbow.*




Not Afraid

The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*




Queensguard: Adjournment

“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *




Alpha Pack

Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*