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Bend

“Late as usual, Harry,” Chester grumbles. He notices how he’s the only one who turns to see the latest addition to the meeting come sauntering in without a care. And who Eggsy sees is a truly beautiful specimen of a

Arts and Crafts

Chuck Hansen is home after graduating from college, searching for a job – and, as part of the arrangement, gets stuck dropping his four year-old sister Lucy off at preschool every morning. He stops bitching once he meets Mr. Becket.

Series || Best Laid Plans

“Dude,” said Holster, his eyes huge, “that’s so sad. We gotta get them together.” “This isn’t a romcom, Holtzy, ” Ransom said, patting his arm. “I’m sure that’s not what Shitty had in mind.” “Actually,” said Shitty, “that’s exactly what

Pride and Education

After the death of Mrs Bennet not long after Lydia’s birth, Mr Bennet hired a governess for his daughters and left her a free hand in raising them. With the arrival of a wealthy gentleman from London causing a splash

Your Highness

It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he’s probably going to need a bit of polish.

Bridge Over Troubled Water

Ultron is destroyed, the Avengers are in disarray, and the Winter Soldier is still in the wind. Steve knows that he has to fix the ever-growing ocean of distrust between Tony and himself, so he takes a leap of faith

Fallout

As far as the rest of the world is concerned, Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin is a registered Dominant. It’s on his driver’s licence. It’s on his National Insurance card. Hell, it’s even on his bloomin’ GCSE certificates. And the fact that

Series || Toy Soldiers

When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn’t expect it to lead to a relationship. Or that Tony would find out he’s not an art student during a

The Love Affair of Willoughby Holmes and James Bond

The youngest Holmes holds a minor position at MI6, but somehow still manages to do more damage than Mycroft at his worst. Post Skyfall AU, Q is a little younger and a tad more innocent, and Alec is a good

Of Time Gone By

A tragic childhood illness changed the life of Fitzwilliam Darcy. When he meets a young gentlewoman named Elizabeth Bennet, his world is transformed again.

Series || Breathless

“Harry–“Eggsy breaks off, because, god, Harry’s here! He’s alive, breathing, beautiful, and he’s got Eggsy crushed in his arms and the younger boy can feel his mouth tingling from the roughness of his kiss. Then Harry pulls back; more-so he

Series || La Cuisine

“This is actually an excellent opportunity for you. Kingsman is one of the most elite cooking schools in London, and they so rarely offer evening courses like this. The fact that they were willing to work with us and allow

Controlling Chaos

It has been a year since the Battle of New York, and while the city is recovering, there have been mysterious cases of sleep-walking. Spider-man feels something is wrong but he seems to be the only one worried. His troubles

The Likes of Me and You

Eliza Doolittle: There can’t be any feeling between the likes of me and the likes of you. Or Eggsy is an omega and he knows that he’ll never be good enough to have what he wants out of Harry Hart.

Male Order Bride

Agent Coulson’s mission is simple: fly to Amsterdam; meet up with a fake mail order bride (a member of Dutch intelligence); fake a relationship; intercept stolen weapons plans; get home in one piece. But it’s the kind of operation where

The Ga(y)tekeepers

All they have to do is keep an eye on Rachel’s house for a while, but one shenanigan leads to another and soon, Danny finds himself wanting to make an honest man out of his gun-toting, trigger happy, actual Superman-impersonating

Leave No Soul Behind

If you’re Starfleet, you spend your whole life wishing you never see an EPAS uniform right up until the moment they become your only hope. Whether you’re dying a slow, cold death in space, or a long painful one on

Series || The Pieces

The one where Michael can’t seem to stop cheating on girls… and then he dates Ryan Lochte.

Something Good and Right and Real

Jamie stares at him for a long moment, blinking slowly. “You…what?” “Told her I’d bring you to the wedding and tell everyone the story of how we realized we’re in love?” Tyler repeats. “It’s in Florida. This weekend. Uh, I

Des Plus Brillants Exploits

“Vancouver!” Sid turns and shouts at the last second as she goes through the doors. “Vancouver!” Geno yells back.* Faaaaaaaaaaavorite.

Ordinary Numbers

More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until

Hide Of a Life War

“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning…” The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal)

Blessing In Your Battles

“I’d be a mess without you, Claire.” “You’re a mess now,” she murmurs. “But I’m your mess.” or: Claire recovers. Sometimes Owen is there to help, sometimes she’s there to help him.

Pushing Boundaries

Owen Grady had always had a talent for animals. Like his grandfather. It was a talent that ran in the families. Masrani Global recruited him to train raptors. It was an intriguing, novel idea, something only a crazy or insane

Tainted

Owen Grady had always had a talent for animals. Like his grandfather. It was a talent that ran in the families. Masrani Global recruited him to train raptors. It was an intriguing, novel idea, something only a crazy or insane

Door to Door

“Hey,” Jamie says, pounding on the door. “Hey, open up!” The dogs shut up. “Hi, shit, sorry,” says the stupidly fucking gorgeous man who opens the door in a tank top and boxers. “Shit, were the dogs loud? They get

You Make It Look Good

Nylon calls him on Tuesday for a thing on the weekend, and he says sure, if Sunday’s okay. They do weirder, more avant-garde shit than he’s ever really up for on an intellectual level, but on an intellectual level modeling

Weather’d Every Rack

The Hawks retire Jonny’s jersey at the home opener of the 2016 season, against the Jets. The Madhouse is completely, uncharacteristically silent as number 19 rises, the bold white C catching on the arena lights. Pat watches as stoically as

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves

At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” “There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in