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Of Vampires and Rock Stars

“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*




Dance Upon the Waves

Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*




The Present and the Distance

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year’s most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.*




Dark Alec

These are stand-alone stories, 50-90 pages long each, that are in sequence as if they’re episodes of DA Season 4 *aka DARK ALEC). They begin not too long after the novel AFTER THE DARK ends, in 2022, and incorporate material from the television show, the three novels, and THE EYES ONLY DOSSIER.*




Trinity

Estranged from Jack’s friendship, Daniel finds someone else to take away his loneliness.*




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*




Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.




Walk on the Wild Side

Take a walk, but don’t get lost.*




You’re Lovely to Me

A collection of one-shots.*




The Woman In the Riverbed

There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it.*




Paradigm Shift

Future-fic, about 10 years into the future.*




Endings and Beginnings

Sam and Dean reunite after four years apart. Sam is burying his past, and Dean is holding his future.*




Ordinary Life

“So, uh,” Wharton said, with a little nervous cough. “You’re not so much his mathmetician as you are his ‘mathmetician’.”*




A Goodbye Kiss

Jensen disappears without a trace and Jared finds himself in the middle of a conspiracy that he couldn’t have imagined on his best day.*




If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids

Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*




The Geek’s and Goon’s Guides

Big spider. Slash. Lemon bars. Everyone almost dies… don’t you love it?*




Nephelai

Rodney accepted that one day he might die on an alien planet… he just didn’t want to be killed by giant bats… or giant anything for that matter.*




What Comes Around

Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.




Memories

Takes place a year or two after the end of the game… Some things change, some things remain the same. First in the Sands of Time series.*




Demon of Justice

After the war, Wufei is transported to another dimension.*




How the West Was Won

Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)




Tie Your Monster Down

Spy AU, you knew it was coming.*




Supersaturation

Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*




As Good As It Gets

Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*




It’s Warmer When the Rum’s Gone

It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*




And I Dream of What I Need

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.*




The Perils Series

Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*




The Uncharted Sea

Gaslights burned steadily along the street, lighting patches of overnight fog a sickly yellow-brown. A few streets over the music halls and bars were roaring. Business was just drunk and rowdy enough to be spilling into the streets, but hadn’t gotten bad enough that the police had been called in for the nightly roust.*




Adagio

An artist explores Australia and finds a college student searching for himself.*




Hiding In Plain Sight

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn’t safe, Emmett hides Bella where he can keep an eye on her. He hides her in his brother’s house.*




UnMasqued

Michael finds out he’s not quite who or what he thinks he is.* Sequel to Masques.




Aydindril

“Briefly he considered waiting till the others were up, but dismissed the idea, realizing he had no desire to put on the fake smile this morning. Hopefully, if he left now, he could eat breakfast and be gone by the time the others arrived in the hall. Harry slipped his black robes on, paused to straighten the red and gold tie, and with one last look at his trunk, left the room.”*




To Honor Losses

Sam finds out that Dean had ambitions, that he once wanted and came close to being normal. Bobby gives them a case where Dean’s dreams may finally come true.*




Hydraulic Level 5

Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and “brimstone beauty”–a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he’s an NYC elite…and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.*




Aftermath

Picks up immediately after the mini-series ends. What I think happens next.*




Until the Fall

Sequel to “Of Light”. After an annual of living in the O.Z., DG and Cain set out to complete the task given to her by the Gale. Soon, she must learn that there is always more to everything than first meets the eye.*




Of Light

The Emerald must be returned to its Guardian, and DG is left behind. But when a generations-old threat resurfaces, DG must gather more than courage to save her sister, and find Wyatt Cain.*




If It’s Worth Saving Me

With the eclipse behind them DG finds that life as a Princess isn’t all the fairytales made it out to be. Weighed down by rules, duty and loneliness, can the unlikely friendship of a certain Tin man make her feel that ‘there’s no place like home’ again?*




The Good Witch

The witch is gone, but that doesn’t mean the war is over. No happily ever after in sight.*




Marching on Antietam

In a post-Eclipse O.Z., they were a long way from happily ever after.*




A Delicate Situation

When DG passes out after the eclipse, everybody just chalks it up to the big let down after the final battle. Unfortunately for DG, she finds out soon enough the cause is much more serious. She’s pregnant. Upon telling her parents, they insist she gets married. The tenuous hold of the House of Gale on the kingdom is at stake. With the OZ on the brink of a Civil War and the threat against the royal family growing daily, no amount of arguing is going to get her out of this one.

Cain wants nothing more than to save his friend from a loveless marriage with a stranger. He offers to step up to be her husband and the child’s father, and much to DG’s horror, her parents agree. Now, DG finds herself married, pregnant with another man’s child, and struggling to adjust to a life she barely remembers. When friendship starts to turn into something deeper, will Cain open up to let her in, or will he break DG’s heart?*




Stand My Ground

A continuation of where Tin Man left us all hanging.*




Better or Worse

Even after a year and a half, it still felt odd being back in Kansas. This story follows DG through situations that vary from good to bad. You’ll have to read to find out more.*




Atlas

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning.*




Frozen

When Spock is almost killed in a shuttle accident, the only way to save his sanity is to initiate a deep mind meld with Kirk. How will their world ever go back to normal?*




Home

A mishap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.*




Secret Vulcan Mating Rituals

Everyone knows the story of how James T. Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru. But nobody except Kirk, McCoy, and Spock know the real story.*




Breaking Points

Jim realizes that command of a Starship comes with certain drawbacks.*




The Vulcan Ruse

His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution.*




Complexity

Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was…except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple?*




Wish

On Vulcan, Spock wishes on a star at his mother’s insistence. On Earth, Jim’s family is murdered. Someone is after him, and all he wants is to get away. Fate, or the power of a wish, brings these two together.*




After His World Stopped

Cain and DG come to terms with their new lives after the eclipse.*




When Her World Didn’t Stop

Companion piece to After His World Stopped. Cain and DG learn to work as a team to help the O.Z.*




Tangled Destinies

Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*




Looking For a Place to Happen

In a timeline where the Vulcans never allowed Earth freedom from their oversight, Jim Kirk doesn’t fit in. All he needs to get away is a fast ship and a crew as crazy as he is; luckily, some things are universal constants.*




Redefining Destiny

A vaguely Fireflyish AU of the XI movie where the Federation isn’t exactly the shining example of universal peace it once was and the universe has become an insular and unfriendly place, where smuggling is king and Vulcan’s are deemed outcasts in the eye’s of the Federation. But fate’s a funny thing and so when not-Starfleet-but-still-Captain James T. Kirk and Spock of the Vulcan Science academy meet, sparks are going to fly and then? Well then it gets interesting in a big damn heroes kind of way.*




Survival By Eliot (The Eliot Spencer Guide to Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse)

When a virus ends the world in a plague of zombies, Eliot Spencer travels the country around with Parker and Hardison, helping pick up the pieces. Hardison builds a website.*




The Tournament of All Magicks

Merlin is invited to compete in a tournament of magic. Sure, he’d like to become the champion of all Albion, but first he has to get past giant creatures, a seductive sorceress, and the crown prince of Camelot.*




Love Song of Sky and Sand

Kristopher d’Alleyne is a young knight who is the heir to his father’s lands and betrothed to the beautiful Lady Katherine of Connell, but on an impulse, he follows Richard the Lionhearted to the Holy Land for the Third Crusade. When chance crosses his path with that of a Jewish warrior/spy on a secret mission that could have implications for both the Christian and Muslim forces in the area, Kris finds that his life is changed forever.

Adam Lambeorht had been given by his parents at a young age to serve a secret cabal of powerful Jewish nobles based in Spain. When King Richard of England persuades other European monarchs to join his Third Crusade, Adam’s masters send him to the Holy Land on a mission crucial to Jewish interests. He is trained in the arts of war and usually works alone and in secret, but when Adam encounters Kristopher d’Alleyne, he can’t walk away from the injured knight, no matter what it might cost him.*




Shadow of the Templar

May the best man win.*




Diptych

Adam Lambert may not have stolen the Matheron Diptych, but he’s about to sell it on the black market for a nice profit. He’s not going to let an FBI investigation get in his way…if he can just shake the agent who’s shadowing his every move.

Special Agent Kris Allen has been watching Adam for weeks. But is Kris planning to arrest the glamorous art fence and retrieve the diptych? Or does he want more from Adam than just stolen merchandise?

When Kris saves Adam’s life, the line blurs between Fed and criminal. But while Kris melts at Adam’s touch, someone far more dangerous is searching for the diptych….*