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Hollow Years

Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*




Veterans of the Psychic Wars

When the invasion came, no one was ready. Humanity faltered. We died by the thousands, then by the millions. Nationals fell before them before the survivors could begin to hold them back.*




Last In Line

In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*




All My Best Titles Are Song Lyrics

Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*




The Little Things

As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*




The Sweetest Sin

Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.




Of Vampires and Rock Stars

“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*




Frosted Friends and Business Ventures

William owns a bakery in Chicago.*




But Not the Song

This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*




The Clock On the Wall Has Been Stuck for Days

Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*




Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*




The Wednesday ‘Verse

Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*




A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Say Anything

“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.




The Rift in the Lute

When his alarm goes off, Ryan thinks very, very seriously about skipping his classes and calling in sick to work.*




Walk in the Sun

Brendon had always danced. Even when he was really little, he’d steal his older sisters’ dress-up skirts and twirl and twirl in them until he was sick and had to collapse to catch his breath, and then he’d do it again. Of course, he’d gotten older and stopped stealing his sisters’ clothing, mostly because they had no qualms about ganging up on him and forcibly taking it back, usually with merciless tickling and pinching. Was it his fault he fit their jeans better than they did?*




A Little More Kill Bill

Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*




Star Shaped

Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.




Best Days

Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*




The Lines You Amend

Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.




The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*




Anyone Else But You

College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term.*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




the future in your pictures, Grad School! at the Disco

Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*




and we slept in sundays

Follows The Future In Your Pictures.




A Good Catholic Boy

Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*




Dance Upon the Waves

Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*




You Could

“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*




august & everything after

A year in the life; teaching at a private Catholic high school.*




Just One of the Girls

“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*




Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*




I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*




Come Play With Me

Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*




Volley ‘Verse

When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*




The Risen

They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.




Out Through the Stars

Gerard is a Speaker for the Dead.* Space AU!




Erasing All This Body’s Known

Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*




War Bride

He remembers Nicky Sharpton calling from Korea and saying, “Shep, I swear, she’s amazing, you’ll love her; I can’t wait for you to meet her.”*




The Watch

the story of how I wrote what turned into an extremely long, somewhat non-linear, Gay Anti-Mafia AU with threesomes and betrayals and Fighting (because my love is PURE, Chow Yun Fat!) starring My Chemical Romance with bonus Pete/Patrick.*




Holy Water Like Cheap Whiskey

Mikey never listens to music anymore, not since the night he stumbled out the back door of a club too wasted to notice that the girl he was following had eyes that flashed black as coal and there was probably something a little bit strange about that.*




An Unpardonable Mannerism of Style

“Jesus Christ,” Spencer says, and stabs his fork into his lettuce. It doesn’t help any. “How the fuck do you misplace a five-liter bottle of copper solution? Especially if it’s five-molar copper solution — the shit is bright blue, Ryan, it’s bright fucking blue.”*




The Deaf ‘Verse

High school aged Waycest, only very slightly AU, it’s 2007 and Gerard is 19, Mikey’s almost 16, having lost his hearing in an accident when he was 13.*




Une Femme ‘Verse

Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*




When I Was a Little Girl

Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*




This Story’s Going Somewhere

Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*




Big Science

Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*




Maybe This

Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*




Sixteen Tons (How Frank Made It Happen)

Working Girl AU, written for the reel_band challenge.




Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love)

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*




Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




The Best Sound in the World

When you work in retail in a quiet shopping center, there’s not a whole lot to do except gossip and fall in love. Luckily, the latter provides the former, especially when there’s a love hexagon involved.*




The Sea Takes Pity

“Where — where are you from?”*




Hand On Your Arm

An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*




A Little Piece With You

The boys form a jazz band at a Chicago speakeasy in the late 1920s.*




Last Christmas

When Spencer Smith wakes on December 1st, he is in hell.*




The Way I See It #282

“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.




Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying

Jon likes to think his problems began when the coffee shop across the street opened up. In all honesty, though, they began the day Frank moved in with Gerard a month before Valentine’s Day.* Sequel to Jon’s Bookstore.




Jon’s Bookstore (A Few of My Favorite Things)

A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you’ve inherited a business.*




Black and White Piano Keys

College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*




More Than What I See

This isn’t rhythm at all, it’s chaos. It’s fire. And that’s kind of what Brendon is, the bundle of energy and chaos and fire, no rhythm or rhyme, just madness, impossibly beautiful madness.* Sequel to Everybody Needs a Place to Start, prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen.




Gerard and Rapunzel

Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*




On Life and Living

It’s been more than a year, and John still can’t believe that Elizabeth’s gone.*




Bakari

A resident of Cascade, Wa. needs to get away and decides on Africa, where he hears a tale of a magical white man living with the great mountain gorillas of Uganda.*




A Song in Time of Revolution

Revolution is never an easy choice – and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and Ministry… Harry doesn’t need any more complications.* Sixth in the series.




I Am Also Thy Brother

In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.* The seventh and final part of the series.




A Cullen Family Christmas Carol

Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*




These Are the Best Days of Our Life

High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*




The Adventures of Gerard: Boy Princess of the Ocean and Frank the Italian Gentleman’s Son Who Loves Him

See title.




Just One Thing I Need

A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.




All I Want For Christmas Is You

Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*




Behind the Sea

“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*




Sublimation

Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.




Turn It Into Glory

William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*




Pillow Talk

A rewrite of Pillow Talk as silly slash.




Moonhunt

A young shaman is caught out in the open during a moonhunt and his life is forever changed.*




Horses of Different Colors

Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*




Crimson Embrace

An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*




Territory

They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




Hope You Survive

In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*




The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*




Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers

Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience.*




Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars

Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.




Freedom and Not Peace

The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.




Blood Mingled

Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*




The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch

Seven years after graduation and now twenty-four year old Draco is struggling to maintain his life. With a job he hates, that keeps him away from home for months at a time, he tries to keep together his friendships. Everyone is back. Join the crew as they find their way in the ‘real world’ and also struggle to find and maintain love and happiness.* Sequel to Life as Experience Through Your Fingers.




Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*




The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*




Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.




(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*




Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*




So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.




Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*




Small Cells and Fibers

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes




The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*




The Highschool AU

Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*




Malleus Maleficarum

She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*




The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*




Warriors of Gondor

Boromir doesn’t follow the storyline. Faramir doesn’t either. Guh.




Otherside

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part two of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Where Your Soul Should Be

In a world where vampirism is a semi-common infectious blood disease instead of a demonic curse, how do the boys of MCR react when Fran Iero contracts the virus?*




An Emergency of the Heart

Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*




Dreaming in Color

Ryan was an artist.* After Patrick’s Garden Center and Patrick Has a Truck.




Conclusions

“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.




Hawks and Hands

The hockey AU.*




Alive

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




Comes a Horseman

In the Bronze Age, Jen is studying to be a healer, resigned to a life of quietness in his tribe. Though that may change when Jaret, leader of a barbarian horde, gallops into his life.*




Lord of the Storm

The handsome space warrior and the slave of his desire.*




Do I Seem Bulletproof to You?

When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.*




Full Moon, Fast Cars

Dean Winchester left his father to live a “normal” life. Eight years later and he is a failing teacher in a small town, ignoring anything supernatural. Until he meets Sam Miller.*




The Holly Golightly Club

High School AU based on the “I’m Not OK” video.*




Underground Earthquakes

Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*




Discipline and Punish

Series of shorts that make up the Prison AU.*




Forever, Now

Gerard and Mikey have lost their parents, but they’ve found Brian.*




The Escort

To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*




The Sentinel Conspiracy

“Whoa, hey, backup,” Henri said as he browsed the want ads over Ellison’s shoulder. “Look at that one. Wow.”*




Forged In Fire

It seemed like all I’d done the last year and half was sleep. When Emil was dying, the sleep was involuntary; as the Sentinel hacks decided I was too distraught to be conscious and induced a coma to keep me sane.* Follows Kick Back.




Kick Back

I woke to Roberts’ raised voice in the hall saying, “I’m sorry, but you can’t just go barging into Lord Ellison’s bedroom unannounced.”* Follows Floating on the Edge of the World.




Floating on the Edge of the World

We were sleeping, that curious sleep of mid-afternoon, where dreams always seem to be bigger, wilder-sadder, than the ones during the night. My health was returning; Sandburg’s was deteriorating; and the air was thick with the humid smell of illness.* Follows So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home.




So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home

I stretched, and bumped my head on the headboard. I’d never realized Roberts’ bed was so much shorter than mine. Sandburg would fit into it nicely. No, I’d give him the guest suite. He’d have more room and its location on the other side of the house meant he wouldn’t crowd me.* Follows New Geography.




New Geography

The wall came up suddenly out of nowhere and Blair hit it hard, bouncing off, landing in the filth of the alley. Before he couldn’t scramble to his feet, the heavy net hit him, trapping him. Boots kicked, connecting with his ribs and his back and his stomach, and all he could do was keep his arms around his head and hope they didn’t bash his skull in.* Follows What Comes Together.




What Comes Together

It was cold and a thin layer of ice seemed to coat everything. With each footstep, a sharp aching crack would sound, and the sound would ping off the sides of his brain, echoing and finally fading, replaced with the sound of the next footstep and then the next, until his head felt cold and brittle and filled with sound of things breaking off.*




One Day, Robots Will Cry

Lovebot!Patrick*




A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*




Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*




Also Fond of Hats

Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*




Existentialism on Prom Night

Ficus plants, pancakes, and a very surly Patrick.*




11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*




Fivehead and the Velociraptor

Beauty and the Beast… sort of.*




Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.




This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun

“Would you like to hold the babies?” The nurse smiled down at the woman who, after ten hours of unending labor, didn’t really feel so hot. Kind of like she had just pushed two 8 pound watermelons out of her body. But at the mention of the babies, the residual pain subsided and she nodded her head. At this, two other nurses appeared and each placed a warm newborn – one dark haired and with dark eyes, the other with fair hair and eyes closed – on the crooks of both her arms.*




we could make beautiful music together – 18 (glenview)

It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*




Sessions

Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.




After the Boys of Summer Have Gone

Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*




The Last Good Thing About This Town

Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*




Ordinary Boy

Sometimes, Pete really hates his job.*




With the Moon In His Arms

Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.




You Know

“I’m going to get punched,” Patrick said.*




One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*




The Wolf Prince

Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*




I Like Finger Instruments and Mouth Organs — 18 (glenview)

So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*




Patricksitting (Call It A Love Song)

When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*




I’ve Got New Shoes (Intelligence Included)

Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*




What Countries the Seconds

It’s the sound of the phone ringing that statles Pete from a restless, shivering half-sleep he fell into only because his body just couldn’t stay awake any longer.*




Little You And I

Everyone loves Pete. It’s like a prerequisite for going to school here.*




I Got You Babe

Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*




I Wondered When Your Countenance Would Change (From Sunshine and Vanilla to the Raven Tones of Rage)

Some people are really good liars. Some people can lie like breathing, they can look you straight in the face and sell you on a green sky and a moon made of cheese and send you away happy.*




Concatenation, the Birth of Babel, and Other Acoustic Rebellions

Patrick, the musical prodigy and sheltered student. Joe, the ex-student, pissed off and exultant. Pete, the privileged rebel, the visionary. Andy the maquis. Together, somehow, they become a band.*




Put the Horse Before the Cart

Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*




The Sun Always Shines Here

The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*




Incarnate

Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*




Reform School

Jim is the headmaster of a Military Boys School. Any guess as to who the delinquent is?*




Taming of the Guide

Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*




Late Night Livin’

Jensen is a stripper, Jared is an innocent college boy that falls head over heels in lust for him, but will Jensen’s deep, dark secret and Jared’s sexual confusing destroy everything?*




Heero’s Fourth

Heero is a prince in waiting.*




Last Chance, Heart Breaker

When he wakes up, everything is dark.*




I Know the World’s a Broken Bone and Would You Kill Me In My Sleep

The sequel of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep. Starts fourteen years later… to the day, from the ending of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep.




By Any Means

Simon thrust the needle into the man’s arm. The young man would not remember anything that had happened in the last six hours.*




Bob Bryar’s Secret Baby Project

Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence.*




Found Days

Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*




Domestic

Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.




Sleepover

Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years.*




Something Better

We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*




The Grasshopper Unit

One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.




There’s a Light On In Chicago

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*




Someone More Like Myself

Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*




Inferno’s Touch

The G-boys are firemen!*




The Shadows Series

A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.




Sang de Boeuf

Detective Jim Ellison and his partner Megan Connor enroll in Pottery Class for an undercover assignment, and one of them becomes teacher’s pet.*




No Way to Treat a Guide

Naomi, my mother, always told me, “You can be whatever you want to be, sweetheart.”*




Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

Jim and Blair make a life for themselves outside of USSP rules.* Sequel to Guidelines: Regulations.




Guidelines: Power Play

Jim and Blair try to find a normal life, but others seek power and threaten the pair.* Sequel to Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.




Pennies For the Jungle

A young doctor encounters a mysterious native in the jungles of Borneo.*




Murder By Ritual

Cascade profiler, Blair Sandburg, is off to London for a speaking engagement. The only problem is murder threats and mayhem follow. Can his assigned bodyguard help?*




A Wake For Murder

Scotland Yard requests the aid of profiler Blair Sandburg and Detective Ellison. Will they find their jobs waiting for them if they take the case?* Sequel to Murder By Ritual.




Game For Murder

Profiler Blair Sandburg faces a puzzling case but finds more danger in facing the senior Ellison.* Sequel to A Wake For Murder.




The Accidental Guide

Jim wasn’t looking for a guide, but then he met Blair Sandburg.*




Crushed in Cordova

After losing his wife, Jensen’s determined to be a good father, even though he doesn’t ever plan on dating again. But once he meets Jared, everything changes.*




So Close to My Heart

Dr. Jared and single-dad Jensen in Seattle, with love and complications.*




Silence = Death

Jensen Ackles has a problem: while his newly-gay boyfriend Jared is perfectly fine with Jensen, their daughters and he all moving into their first home together, he’s not fine with telling his parents about his new life. It doesn’t take long until Jensen’s wish for Jared to come out and to stand up for his family leads to fights and tension. When the perfect occasion arises – the birthday of Jared’s mother – Jared finally gives in and agrees to take Jensen and their daughters to San Antonio to meet his parents. The trip to Texas sucks everyone into a proper roller coaster ride of emotions.*




Teamwork

There is an Earth where things have turned out a little differently, and the people who go to Atlantis aren’t quite the ones we know.*




Fireball

Ladies and gentleman, your driver of the Number 21 Air Force Ford Fusion, John Sheppard.*




The Proposal

Life doesn’t always turn out the way you expect it to.* Sequel to The Proposition.




Aegis

The Ancients’ genes didn’t just confer the power to activate their technology. For ten percent of Earth’s population, like John Sheppard, the ATA gene also gave them Gifts: special abilities that made them admired, envied, and feared. Sheppard was a Charmer, one of the feared ones, whose particular Gift let him create faith whenever he needed to be trusted or believed. But Sheppard didn’t trust himself not to destroy what he loved most. And somewhere along the line, amid the terror and chaos of the Expedition’s first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, what Sheppard loved most had become Rodney McKay. McKay didn’t trust anyone. As soon as you started trusting people, you started counting on them, depending on them, and that was when you became vulnerable. And vulnerable things didn’t survive. So just when, exactly, had he started trusting Sheppard? And what was going to happen, now that he did?*




A Supermarket in California

John ends up refurbishing a supermarket two blocks from campus, and finds that this might be home.*




Academic

“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*




Campfire Law

The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*




Culinary Art

Jim owns a restaurant and Blair eats there. Love at first sight, baby!*




Kindergarten Cop

Jim Ellison goes undercover to try to find the runaway paramour, and son, of a crime boss. He’s about to face his toughest challenge yet — riding herd on a class of six-year-olds — and possibly finding the love of his life.*




Guidelines: Beginnings

Jim failed the Sentinel Program; Blair has a few theories.*




Guidelines: Regulations

Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.




When the Dealin’s Done

Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*




I Don’t Wanna Be In Love

A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*




Digital

“I want something that can’t be supplied by the world. Fina, create for me the perfect companion.” “Perfect, Mr. Maxwell? Perfection, specify.” “Create someone that does not bore me, go beyond the boundaries.”*




More Human Than Human

“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*




Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot

Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He’s managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he’s getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want? Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she’ll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot. John’s supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney’s learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?*




Just Because I’m an Adulterous Whore Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Have Feelings

Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*




An Affair to Remember

Rodney McKay meets international playboy Johnnie Sheppard on a cruise to the French Riviera.* Written for Reel_SGA challenge.




The R Word

Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*




Coming Home

Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.




True Colors

So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers?* The author titles this series of John/Rodney ficlets as “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.”




What (Who) I Did On My Summer Vacation

What if John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae?* Number 3 in the “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.” series.




A Farm In Iowa

John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.




Toilet Paper, Tylenol, and the Geneva Convention

Rodney catches a cold.* Second in the A Far In Iowa Series.




Prince Charming

“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*




And Then There Was Finn (A Farm In Iowa Story)

Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.




A Wee Sabatical

There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*




Walk This Way

Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*




String Theory, A Concerto for Violin in D Minor

Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*




The Princess and the Pea

Sequel to More Dear Than by la_foile_allure.




Down Darker and Darker Stairs

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Knowledge of Dead Secrets

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




They Say I’m a Bad Man, and They’re Right

Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*




As Close As It Gets To Home

Gerard looks up and sees Frank’s head poking around the corner of the door to his office.*




Tell Us a Story

It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*




The Wrong Side of Never

This is a kidfic AU that goes into the college era.*




Feels Like: You Don’t Have a Body

In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*




A Red So Deep

A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*




Staring Through the Demons

“Pete and Patrick were still looking expectant, so Mikey said, ‘So we’re a group of…traveling…personal grooming experts. I guess.’ Patrick looked at Gerard. ‘And their priest.’ ‘We’re very spiritual,’ Ray mumbled.”* Sequel to I Have Been All Things Unholy.




I Have Been All Things Unholy

“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*




Nights of the Living Dead

Bob’s just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn’t think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.*




The Apocalypse Files

They’re just superheroes trying to save the world: How Frank convinced Bob to run.*




The Killing Moon

Quasi-apocalyptic futurefic where there are no women. Bad things happen.*




Cattle Rancher, Convenient Wife

Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*




Hired By the Cowboy

Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*




The Seahorse

Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*




‘Til the Morning Light

When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*




More Like Netter’s Anatomy

Hospital AU.




Fierce

Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the world of fashion.*




Fierce Outtake

Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*




Mostly Products Created By Nature

Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*




Frank Iero, Personal Assistant of How Madonna Saved the Day

Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*




The Perfect Man

Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*




Just Can’t Get Enough

College life can be stressful. Luckily, Frank has plans.*




What Comes Around

Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.




Rest Stop

Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*




Mike Marker

Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.




Enthalpy

Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.




The Sweet Spot

“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*




Comfort In Your Skin

Jared and Jensen negotiate the boundaries of their new relationship.* Sequel to Settling Into Now.




Cracks in the Glass

Six months after Full Moon, Fast Cars, Sam and Dean are hunting together when the yellow-eyed demon makes a reappearance, and Dean is brought face to face with his old life and the reasons he quit hunting in the first place.* Sequel to Full Moon, Fast Cars.




Mission: Arcadia and Beyond

Heero and Duo are taken to an alternate dimension to fight for a new cause.*




Demon of Justice

After the war, Wufei is transported to another dimension.*




Under Your Spell

Jensen never wanted to fall in love, but now all he wants is to share his life with someone who loves him.*




Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*




Well Tonight, Will It Ever Come

Ray didn’t ever lie to his band. Not telling them that he was a werewolf technically wasn’t a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.*




Progressive Diminishment and the Art of Living

Gerard Way leads a life of quiet desperation. Every morning he wakes up at six-thirty on the dot. He showers and dresses and has a cup of coffee and a cigarette for breakfast. He is out the door by seven-fifteen and in the office by seven-forty-five.*




How the West Was Won (Any Where It Got Us)

Sequel to How the West Was Won.*




How the West Was Won

Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)




There’s Only You In My Suitcase Heart

The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*




And Weather in the Heart Alike

The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*




Hey Mr. DJ

The late night DJ AU.*




Day Job, or, The Ridiculous Grocery AU In Which Frank Works in the Deli, Pines for Gerard, The Hot Checkout Boy, And Is Advised By Many to Forget About It

Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*




Tie Your Monster Down

Spy AU, you knew it was coming.*




As Long As It Matters

Frank doesn’t fuck his friends. Really, he doesn’t.*




The Making of Axe: The Horror of Man

Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.




Economies of Scale

Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*




Pink for a Reason

Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.




The Best Thing Since Ducks

Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*




Life on the Rumor Scene

There are some days when Frank sits around his apartment for hours, wandering from the kitchen to the dining area to the bedroom to the bathroom in nothing but his pajamas, and just regrets.*




Sub Rosa {sealed with a secret}

In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.*




Supersaturation

Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*




Allotropy

Follows Sublimation. Alex is totally afraid of aliens.*




The First Rule of Broom-Wielding

Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*




In Which Gerard is a Quirky College Professor and Frank is the Best TA Ever

The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*




He Did It With Shoes

Spencer’s Mom really kind of loves Bob. Follows Girl!Spencer. Wait, what?*




Girl!Spencer is For. The. Fucking. Win.

It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the t-shirts.*




(Not) The Boy Next Door

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.*




Football Is the Gayest Profession (And I, Dear Madam, Am a Professional)

Bandom high school AU.




New Kid Makes a Rule

Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*




Made From the Sharpest Things

Step 1: Watch the music video for “A Little Less Sixteen Candles…” Step 2: Listen to “Vampires Will Never Hurt You.” Step 3: Mix liberally.*




The Fall and Rise of The Black Parade

At the end, it wasn’t that he didn’t realize he had a problem, that he was in trouble. It was just that, even knowing that, he couldn’t stop himself-or believed he couldn’t, which amounted to the same thing.*




Farmer’s Market Verse

You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.




As Good As It Gets

Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*




It Depends on Whose Doorway You Walk Through

Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*




May You Live In Interesting Times

Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*




Of the Teacher and the Superstar

In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*




It’s Pronounced Husband and Husband

Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*




Damn the Man

Empire Records, open til midnight.*




To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts

Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.




Can’t Point the Way to Your Heart

AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*




Miss(ter) Congeniality

So they’re not called pageants, they’re called “scholarship programs.”*




Epicurious

Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*




Family Affairs

A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*




Spin the Light to Gold

It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.




Caught In a Spin

Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*




As Long As You Smile

Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.




Stuck On Delete

Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*




All About the Benjamins

Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*




Pretty Much a Sex God

Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*




Any Ordinary Stranger

Bandboys with superpowers! Sort of…*




Girlverse: girl!Spencer/Bob

They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*




Our Comedies Are Not To Be Laughed At

Bands? What bands? Everyone’s in film school.*




Settling Into Now

Going to college in a new town, far away from home, Jared finds friends and maybe more, but he also realizes that you can’t hide your past forever.*




Taking a Vacation in Bumfuck, Texas

Jared is a powerful CEO that gets a taste of the simple life when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.*




Swapping

Our Sam swaps lives with Sam from an alternate reality, one without ghosts and ghoulies.*




Snips and Snails and Puppy-Dog Tails

AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*




Lifesaver

In which Jared tries to drink himself to heterosexuality, Jensen’s lips ruin everything, and Chad is a crappy best friend.*




Purgatorio

While on leave from the police force, Detective Frank Iero occupies himself with three things: drinking, brawling, and being alone. But when a series of brutal murders calls him back to active duty, he must find a killer while confronting people from his past, including estranged best friend turned businessman Mikey Way, and deal with his unwilling attraction to Mikey’s enigmatic older brother Gerard.*




Waiting For the Sky to Fall

It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)




California Shadows, Lights Are Changing, Like Vines

Jared’s spending his last summer before college on the beach in a tiny southern California town. Enter messed up Jensen with an odd fixation with the ocean.*




Never Enough

She down Brendon had seen her staring, because Spencer hadn’t been able to keep her eyes off her for the rest of the shoot. She’s pretty sure everyone had seen her staring.*




Clear As Western Skies

Wherein Bob gets a mail order bride, and gets more than he bargained for.*




You Need Hands to Hold Someone You Love

Spencer could be ‘silently stoic’… he pulled it off ideally, so well that an Oscar would have his name written all over its faux-gold body, but he could never imagine being ‘stoic with a large voice inside his stomach’, or ‘happy with a laugh that sounded like something out of a 1950s laugh track.’*




Unapologetic Love Story Part 2

second part not linked to the first




Unapologetic Love Story

Falling in love is an everyday thing.*




When Brendon Met Spencer

He’s wearing a red hoodie, tight girl-jeans and has a backpack slung over his shoulder. He’s also completely making out with a scraggly looking dude with greasy flat-ironed hair.*




Skin of the Canvas

I’ve always wondered why, when Gerard decided he wanted to save lives, he turned away from visual arts and started a band. This is an AU version of one answer. Gerard is still at SVA, having taken a while away to enter AA and get sober; Frank is a nude model and punk rocker who’s moved to New York City. Romance (and sneezing!) ensues.*




I Know What Guys Want

Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*




I Know What Boys Like

Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*




Heaven Help Us

“It would seem,” the Cardinal finished, “that Father Way’s body has disappeared.” There was a silence. Eventually Bob said, “What the fuck?” “Yes,” said the Cardinal. “Quite.”*




Tints of Rainbow Hue

A MCR AU where Ray has his own gardening firm, and one day he does a job for the Ways.*




Sound Tracking

The beat is muted, almost non-existent, and the loss hits Bob hard. He’s used to living his life in a constant thrum of sound, sensing those around him, the rhythm of the universe a constant companion, but here there’s almost nothing. He can feel the sound that’s been pulling him for weeks now, but little else. This place is dead, almost silent, and Bob aches with the feeling of being cast into nothingness.*




Nothing’s Fair In Love or High School

Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*




Since Sliced Bread

Spencer is not won over by Bob’s charms like everyone else in school.*




Mood Swings and Happy Dazes

Frank was sitting on the floor in Gerard’s basement room, waiting for Gerard to come shuffling down the basement steps with his holey, army green bag and messy hair. After Gerard had gone off to art school, Gerard’s parents had refurbished the basement so that Gerard had a place to stay when he was at home that did not share a bathroom with his brother.* Sequel to The Holly Golightly Club.




I Just Want Your Extra Time (and Your… Kiss)

Frank takes a quick look in his rear view mirror, runs his fingers through his messy hair and then smiles at his reflection as he slides the key out of the ignition. He’s really fucking late, but that’s never a good reason to look anything less than hot. He grabs his cargo bag out of the passenger seat and flips the automatic lock on his second hand Honda and then walks as quickly as his short legs will carry him to the entrance of Penny Lane.* Retelling of Never Been Kissed.




Love Is the New Feel Awful

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.* Based on the movie Head Over Heels.




Anything Please (Except for Defeat)

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*




Patrick Has a Truck

Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.




Saturday

After the market. After Dreaming in Color.*




The Only Boy In the Band

Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*




Only Unto Him

Spencer Smith: Virgin Bride.*




Coffee of the Day

Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*




Let’s Dance to Joy Division

In which Jon and Spencer work for a film company and are shooting a documentary on the Skylines and Turnstiles tour, feat. My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is…*




It’s Warmer When the Rum’s Gone

It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*




A Little More Sixteen Candles

Pete Wentz is the star of the soccer team. He’s their team’s only saving grace, and they’re damn lucky they even have him — word is, he’s on a Division One club team that’s ranked second in the nation. The only information disputing this is that he’s maybe on the number one team. He’s gone enough that it’s believable, but then, he goes out with enough girls (and boys, though that’s less going out and more just making out) that it stops making sense.*




Like Stubborn Boys With Big Green Eyes

“Bob, you’re the man for me. No one has ever made me happier, dude, seriously. Fuck Mikey, okay? I can do anything he can do, and better.” Follows the Future In Your Pictures.




Berkeleyverse

Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.




The High School Teacher AU

I saw a picture of Patrick and said, “Patrick teaches tenth grade science.” The rest wrote itself! Yes, the first section ends abruptly, but really, we were distracted by Gerard.*




Wait, What?

Spencer Smith can rattle off like a list of things she thinks are wrong with her life.*




And I Dream of What I Need

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.*




Scenes From a Mall

A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*




Entropy

So he knows it is a quantum mirror.* Follows Supersaturation, Solvations, and Enthalpy.




BeWentzed

An AU a la the movie Bedazzled. Patrick is a bored high school student who just wants someone to take him away from all this bullshit. Pete is the Devil, AKA Lucifer, AKA Beelzebub, AKA big trouble, who just wants… Patrick.*




Navy Scrubs (Or, Of Life, Love, and Relationships, by Spencer J. Smith, age twenty-eight)

Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.




Gerard Way’s (Vampire) Detective Agency

Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.




The Sweetest Things Burn Before They Shine

When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and pirates and evil, sinister betrothals or the one behind the scenes that involves pill poppers, awesome partiers, live chickens, romantic gay love, wacky Three’s Company Too mix ups and betrayal of the worst and most heinous kind? Well, that’s kind of up to the crazy mix of actors, musicians, various crew and production members to decide for themselves. Even if they are the ones in the thick of it.




Everyone Experiments in College

In an alternate universe, Jared goes to college.*




What You See

Fraser and Ray still have a few thins to work through. Like…life.* Third in the Bar AU.




The Way That We Used to Be

What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?*




On My Feet Again

What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?* Second in the Bar AU series.




Genesis

In the beginning, Ray Kowalski meets Benton Fraser in Hawaii.*




Karma

In the year 2030 The United States is a third world country and Chicago is divided into sectors that strain relations between the social classes to the breaking point. Pete is a member of an underground movement; Patrick is the sheltered son of a rich business man. They’ve nothing in common but when circumstances force them together something that was missing in each of them clicks into place.*




The Night Is Getting Older

The diner! au. the boys live and work in the small town of paradise, nevada. some were born there, some traveled there looking for something. it’s easy enough to settle into a routine, but equally easy to get lost in that routine. spencer in particular. he’s grumpy, generally dissatisfied with life, and likes books more than people. this is what happens when someone comes along to change that.*




The Boys and Girls in the Clique

“Are you lost?” Spencer asked. “No,” the New Guy said, and continued to look in both directions while standing in the middle of the hall.*




Everyday Mysteries In the Summertime

It’s two thirty in the afternoon. A fly buzzes eagerly around the counter, the only living thing that isn’t drooping listlessly in the heat. It’s only June but the summer’s already gearing up for the kill, probably smelling blood in the water. The A/C has been out for a week.*




Walk Into the Sun

Sun beats down mercilessly on Gerard’s shoulders as he toes the edge of the browning lawn. Nothing in Jersey looks better by the light of day. The run-down houses, peeling paint and disrepair all stare back at him in sharp relief. He sighs. Everything hurts. He hasn’t had a drink in three days and he flushed the last of his coke down the hotel toilet before getting on the plane.*




Moving For the Sake of Motion

In which Brendon and Spencer are juniors in high school. Ryan, the plucky best friend and Mr. Hall, the history teacher, also star.*




Home Is Just Another Word For You

Garden State AU.*




(You’re the) Frosting On My Cupcake

Brendon Urie would call himself an ordinary guy. Spencer Smith would call him stupidly hot, if he weren’t about to destroy Brendon’s career. A rich, successful journalist and food critic, Spencer aims to write a scathing review of Brendon’s little muffin and cupcake shop. He never mixes business with pleasure. But the secrets Brendon’s keeping intrigue Spencer, and his naivety has caught Spencer off guard. He’s entranced with the little muffin cupcake shop and his neighbour Jon’s coffee shop. What’s happened to him? He’s being ridiculous! The Christmas-coated town has gone to his head. Spencer’s best friend, literary critic Ryan Ross, thinks that the small-town boy has unlocked the city slicker’s heart.*




Bruised Knees and Battered Shins

The end of the semester blows.*




Pictures of You

He keeps telling himself that he’s trying to be a good samaritan, that he’s just trying to pick up clues about the camera’s owner so he can track them down and give it back. Really.*




A Time and a Place

Brendon really likes Bruges.*




They Eat Pizza, Don’t They?

Ray was trying not to think on it too close. Because it sounded like a truly terrible romance book. Or maybe a sitcom: Canadian Mountie Falls for Chicago Pizza Maker! Wackiness Ensues!*




Family Portrait

An AU where Ray Kowalski meets and falls in love with Constable Benton Fraser.*




Can’t Stop Falling

Fraser returns to Chicago after a short holiday up north and finds a stranger in Vecchio’s place. Too bad it’s not Ray Kowalski.*




Academic Punk

What the hell is this, an Austen novel?*




The Second One

Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there’s more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he’s so earnest, it’s not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.*




The Bootstrap Paradox and Other Tips for Finding True Love

Swept from her dismal present in the 1990s (facing unemployment and the singles scene), Phoebe Turlow takes a wrong turn at a hotel (while attending a “free” vacation in the Caribbean, sponsored by a condo company) and winds up in the seventeenth century in the company of a sexy, witty pirate named Duncan Rourke. As if Rourke does not have enough to do fighting the British in the American Revolution, he has to determine whether short haired, strange speaking Phoebe is a spy, a witch, or worse. Instead, he falls in love with her.* Harlequin bands.




The Girl at the Rock Show

High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*




The Uncharted Sea

Gaslights burned steadily along the street, lighting patches of overnight fog a sickly yellow-brown. A few streets over the music halls and bars were roaring. Business was just drunk and rowdy enough to be spilling into the streets, but hadn’t gotten bad enough that the police had been called in for the nightly roust.*




The Knife Throwing Trick

The magician falling for his attractive assistant is such a cliche. Even if the attractive assistant is a grumpy pessimist who refuses to wear sequins.* Sequel to The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom.




The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom

Gerard is a magician. Bob is his surly assistant.*




Natural Disaster

It happens like this: Frank needs a new roommate.*




Kings of New England

Every summer since he was six, Ryan went to Connecticut to stay with his Aunt Eleanore.*




Please Do Not Try These Tricks At Home

Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*




Lights Never Shine As Bright As In the Movies

Brendon throws his arms up over his head and clings tightly to the headboard, gasping and moaning as Travis fucks him hard and deep.*




The Prophecy Series

In the dark shadows across the street from a club called The Church a Vampire pushed off from the cool bricks, watching as four friends walked out into the night. The blond boy was laughing and bouncing on his toes, spinning to address his friends with a wicked cackle, “I can’t believe it! Let this day go down in history! Jared Padalecki was not hit on once!”*




Beyond the Sea

Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz and his whale watching tour business, and though he’d never admit it, the town and its crazy inhabitants may hold exactly what he’s been searching for.*




Faster, Faster

Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit in the grass and mope.*




Count Down From Today

The one where they’re all grad students. Bob has a stupid crush on Frank, Frank’s stupidly oblivious, and Gerard and Pete are stupid for each other.*




A Cage Went In Search of a Bird

Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*




anon_lovefest: Post #73

It still made Brendon’s heart race every time Spencer so much as touched his hand, and he was sure that the hearts in his eyes were getting stuck there.*




anon_lovefest: Post #61

Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*




Punk Rock Princess

Gabriela Saporta isn’t some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.*




Tell Me To Stop

“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*




In Search of Buried Treasure

There’s a pirate hiding in the C-deck stairwell.* In the same universe as Behind the Sea.




anon_lovefest: post #69

“This would be so much easier if you’d just be you, you know.”*




Any Place You’ll Allow (Rogues and Queens)

It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.* Sequel to Straight Up Chicago Style.




Don’t Test the Moment

“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.




Adventures in Office Romance; or, His Rumpled Secretary

It’s a Harlequin romance novel, starring bandboys. Yes, that involves many of the clinchy, shmoopy cliches you’re thinking of. In which Brendon is Spencer’s secretary, and somehow Spencer has never really noticed him before.*




Close Enough For True

If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*




Absense Sort of Does Make the Heart

When The Used finish their summer tour, finally, the first thing Bob does is pile some shit into his car.*




Get Your Jock Off My Radio

Spencer and Ryan host a late night radio show.*




Worth It

Bob’s always a little excited when he leaves home, even the times when he’s actually reluctant to go.* Follows Absence Does Make the Heart.




Officer Smith

Spencer is a cop and Brendon gets pulled over for speeding. Meow.*




Nightswimming

Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.




After the Pain

Remy’s relationship with Rogue is hurting him more then anyone knows. Can Logan show him what love really is?




Starstruck

a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*




Of Color and Composition So Magnificent

Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*




Objects of My Affection

“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)




In a Heartbeat

Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*




You Can Sit Beside Me When the World Comes Down

Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*




With Every Beat of My Heart

Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*




Skeptics and Lovebugs

The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*




Breathing’s Just a Rhythm

“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*




Any Other Word

He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*




The Thrill Is Gone

Logan enjoys people-watching and meets an interesting young man.*




Diamond in the Rough

Based on the Long-Nosed Princess. A little schmoopy, but still. Can’t help it.




Revival

Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”*




Bust Your Move

Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*




Build Your House, Call Me Home

William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*




In the Movement

“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.




NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*




Never Needed It Now So Much

“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*




He Had Me At Hello

After a devastating event that leaves Jared emotionless, he moves back to Canada for Megan’s last year of high school. When Megan gets a new job and comes home talking about a guy she works with named Jensen, Jared can’t help but to start to have feelings again…*




Clouds Across the Moon

Bodolf was delirious with pain and fever for nearly a fortnight after the animal attack on their camp.*




The Walking Wounded (those who travel fast and alone)

Pete and Brendon swap houses after break-ups. The Holiday AU.*




The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*




We Would Bring It On and On

Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.




The Saddle Club

There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*




Stump’s Eleven

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*




Guilded Cage

Brian knew he’d picked up a new nickname in the Torretto household…”Dom’s Shadow.” It didn’t bother him, though. He’d been called much worse and this particular nickname was never said with menace, rather at worse, patient exasperation. He knew he was being needy, but he couldn’t help it if panic set in when Dom was out of sight.*




Guilt’s Sorrow

Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*




Where the Heart Is

In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.




The Beat That My Heart Skipped

Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*




Between

He’d been barely able to see well enough to drive, getting home in the dark before dawn. Twenty minutes and several bandages and antiseptic swipes later, he’d finally collapsed on the bed, insensible until his alarm went off just a few minutes ago. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that he was in the wrong line of work.*




Don’t Fear the Reaper

Gerard’s not the greatest with faces but there’s one that keeps crossing his path that he can’t ignore.*




Remus Severus Snape

When Harry’s parents abandon him for dead when his twin is the GWL, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus and Remus’ husband Severus Snape.*




Wuthering Heights and Stormy Nights

When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*




If There’s Such a Thing As Love

Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*




Where the Heart Is

In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.




I’m a Lot of Faith; This is How I Feel

When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*




That’ll Give You Bees

Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?*




The Five Stages of Grief Are Not Linear

Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*




Only This And Nothing More

Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*




The Trash ‘Verse

Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*




This Fragile Heart

Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*




Days of Our Lives

Jensen and Jared take things outside.*




Can’t Fight This Feeling

Jensen Ackles moves to New York to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a songwriter, but achieving his dream isn’t as easy as he thought, and a chance meeting with the mysterious Jared Padalecki makes him wonder if he should have been dreaming of something else all along.*




My Problem Is You Make Me Melt

Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*




Stand By Your Man

Jared: a wedding singer who can’t sing, left standing at the altar. Jensen: a newcomer to town who’s having big troubled with his haughty fiancee. The story of two guys who didn’t plan on their lives turning down this road, but who just might find something better than they’d ever dreamed of in each other.*




The Billionaire’s Bidding

When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*




Don’t Stop ‘Til it Feels Like Whoa

Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*




Three Cheers for Tyranny

Mafia AU. Loyalty – Respect – Honesty: values Frank takes to heart when he steps into position as Gerard Way’s bodyguard and confidant.*




Love and Fishing

Set in the ficticious Californian town of Angel Bay. Jensen, a season cynic who believes that love is nothing more than a prison sentence, meets Jared, a hopeless romantic who still believes in the good of mankind.*




Always By the Book

Jensen’s a Special Agent with the FBI. Jared’s a witness in a federal murder trial. Can Jensen spend a week in Jared’s company without a) wanting to kill him and b) completely falling for him?*




Light My Fire

In New York, two men meet under unusual circumstances, and find themselves falling for each other. But when Jensen Ackles learns who Jared Padalecki really is, it all comes crashing down. Can Jared convince Jensen to open up his heart and take a chance on love again, despite who Jared is?*




Empires of Dust and Blood

Star-crossed lovers. Feuding families. Oil tycoons. Wealth. Power. Sex. Revenge. Murder. The family business… Texas style.*




Hot Blooded

Sequel to Satisfaction This Way Comes.




Stupidly In Love

Jared and Jensen are the best of friends, but Jensen’s got a secret he hasn’t told Jared about.*




I Sing For You

When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*




Falling Over(Board) For You

J2 – based on Kurl Russell and Goldie Hawn’s film Overboard.*




Stretch Right Up and Touch the Sky

Jared’s life changed forever the day Jensen transferred to his school two years ago. It must have been destiny that brought them together because Jensen was without a doubt mean to be his forever soulmate and the love of his life. Too bad Jensen has no idea Jared even existed.*




You’re the Whip in My Valise

Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*




Behold and See

Jared’s a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.*




Something Borrowed, Something Blue

When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real.* Based on The Wedding Date.




Manny and the Beast, or A Tale of Two Nannies (Only One of Which We Care About), or Jensen, the Lonely Goatherd

Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*




The Tour ‘Verse

Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*




You Made My House a Home

When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*




When I Look At You (I’ve Got a Second Chance)

Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*




Business and Pleasure

Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*




Operation Gigalo

Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*




Easy to Say (Harder to Feel)

Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*




Sex Therapy With Dr. Ackles

What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*




Satisfaction This Way Comes

Poledancing Jared. Gobsmacked Jensen.*




Across the Line

“Every time their eyes meet the man grins at him, and Jensen can feel it down to his toes.”*




The Top Secret ‘Verse

Jared is a massage therapist, known for his healing techniques in cases of temporary paralysis. Jensen is a famous dancer who needs more than just physical healing after he suffers a life-altering accident.*




‘Til You’re Old Enough to Know Things Ain’t As They Appear

Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*




Mr. Right Next Door

Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*




Break Loose Ranch ‘Verse

Jared’s a dude ranch owner-operator; Jensen was on Supernatural but it washed out in a year, so he’s singin’ backup for Chris and finding his way. Chad drags Jared to a Kane concert. The music’s not bad, better than he thought, but he finds something he likes much better.*




The One Where Jensen’s a Slut and Jared’s a Tripod

The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*




Waiting For My Real Life to Begin ‘Verse

His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*




Swim Your Seas and Climb Your Hills

Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*




And the Rest, As They Say, Is History

Struggling actor Jensen takes a job as big-shot movie star Jared Padalecki’s dogsitter. And the rest, as they say, is history.*




Jensen 4.1

On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*




Don’t Let It Go to Waste

Growing up in Texas is hard. Growing up in Texas and realizing at the age of 16 that you’re in love with your male best friend? Is harder.*




Got Ink?

Tattoos make Jared think of sex. So getting inked by a tattoo artist like Jensen might not be such a good idea after all.*




The Love Shack ‘Verse

Jared gets a job at Hollywood Video and ends up falling for his manager.*




In a Brand New West

Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*




Glitter Boy Machines

Love is amusement parks.*




Twenty-Three Positions In a One Night Stand

Sequel to Hot Blooded.




On Your Mark

Jared is a high-priced assassin working for an underground agency called Admin. When he starts shadowing his latest mark, he gets caught up in a situation beyond his control, and it’s up to him to keep the man he’s been paid to kill out of the line of fire.*




Orion Black: Time Traveler

After fifth year, and Orion Black – a hero of the First War, Sirius’ husband, and a confirmed time traveller, is returning to the order. But before he arrives, Harry disappears from his relatives’ house.*




On My Own

Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*




Private Tutor

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*




Reality Minus Expectations

When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*




Tropic of Virgo

He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*




A Rough Start

Overnight, irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a five-year-old. Meanwhile, responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly.*




Answering Bell

Edward gave up his dream when his family needed him and Bella is finding hers after heartbreak. Neither may be ready to start a relationship, but can the undeniable attraction be ignored?*




Behind the Clouds

When it’s time for the Cullen vampire clan to leave their home in Chicago, an old vision of Alice’s dictates their next move. Six years earlier, Edward Masen had been a patient of Carlisle’s: young, innocent, broken, and blissfully unaware of his destiny.*




Elemental

When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?*




Eye Contact

Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*




Hiding In Plain Sight

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn’t safe, Emmett hides Bella where he can keep an eye on her. He hides her in his brother’s house.*




Inked

Edward is a college student/tattoo artist. Bella stumbles into his shop one day to get another tattoo… and then ends up in one of his classes. What happens when sexual tension erupts? Will they realize they are perfect for each other?*




Marked

Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.




Making the Cut

When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends?*




Library Rendezvous

Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*




The Blessing and the Curse

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction?* This is dark and disturbing and creepy.




The Cannabean Betrothal

Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*




Holding Out For You

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*




Rhapsody

A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?*




The Artist in the Ambulance

While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*




Warped Mirrors

A self-insert collaboration with the assistance and appearance of Jay, Dan, Asuka, and more as they appear.*




Overboard

A modern fairytale of Heero Yuy, a builder, struggling to make a living, and for custody of his five young, orphaned nephews. When rich tourist Duo Maxwell sails into Darke’s Cove, he is the answer to all of Heero’s prayers. In more ways than one.*




Coffee Shop Encounters

How different would the G-boys lives be if they were never soliders and met up in college?*




Asbestos Gelos

All they saw were his wide violet eyes – violet. That was the only visible sign that he was not fully human.*




Endless Summer

Heero and Duo in Hawaii. Surfing.*




Daydreams

Heero is a reclusive author, Duo runs the bookstore on the ground floor of his apartment building, and they take their own sweet time getting together.*




Falling Sideways

Methinks they doth protest too much.*




Bonds of Love

Denied his betrothed and deemed a traitor to the crown, Heero is sent into hiding and thought to be dead. But he comes back to claim his bride, only instead of the sweet maiden he expected, he finds his hands full of a feisty Duo. His friend, Wufei, offers to take the burden off his hands, but Heero is already falling whether he likes it or not.*




Safest Place to Hide

Sam is the new kid at school again, already seen as a geek by most of the school’s population. If they only knew he was dating the hot new mechanic that everybody can’t stop talking about and lusting after.*




Miss Winchester’s Unsuitable Suitor

In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*




Controlled Burn

Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*




Bright Like the Sun

When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way…*




Counterpoint

Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen year old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter at the Art Museum changes everything.* Flipside of Art After 5.




Nothin’s Fair in Love or High School

Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*




Prom Planning

Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*




Tell Us a Story

It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*




Afterimage

A serial killer is on the loose in the city, and its up to Detective Yuy and Detective Chang to catch him before he strikes again. Can they find him with the help of local psychic Duo Maxwell?*




Elysian Fields

It took him a moment to realize that the pounding wasn’t just his hangover, wasn’t just his brain trying to escape before the nightly tequila binges pickled it beyond repair, but someone knocking at his front door.*




Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*




The Last Good Thing About This Town

Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*




And I Have Touched the Sky

Eleven years after the end of the war, Heero returns to L2 to visit Duo with an unbelievable secret, but what he finds there changes everything.*




The Shadows Series

A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.*




Cage

Aya sacrifices his honor and his happiness for his sister. But salvation may lie with a handsome, embittered man who has lost everything.*




Dr. B. Sandburg, Traveling Medicine Man

Blair Sandburg had roamed the old west, healing and helping, searching for where he belongs. He is about to find out that it is not a place, but a person.*




New World Order

They had defeated the evil, and earned their right to happily ever after. But no matter how much one may wish it, the things that lurk in the darkness rarely stay quietly in the shadows, and the evils and actions and pain of the past rarely remain there. They have found happiness. But can they maintain it, when these long-forgotten evils come seeking another chance for revenge? This battle has been a long time coming. And its outcome may change their lives – and the world – forever.* Scroll to the Epics section.




Anchor My Soul No More

Jensen Ackles has always gone for the unattainable, and this time he’s really in over his head. He’s fallen for Sam Winchester. Jared isn’t Sam, he knows this; but is Sam as fictional as he seems or did more than an over-active imagination spark the birth of Kripke’s Supernatural?*




Deconstructing Dracula

Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*




High Anxiety

Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of.*




Hydraulic Level 5

Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and “brimstone beauty”–a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he’s an NYC elite…and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.*




In Dreams

Separated by 1,800 miles Bella Swan and Edward Cullen dream of each other every night. When Cullen moves to Forks can they fight the fact that they are each others dream lover?*




The Port Angeles Players

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*




Tropic of Gemini

He’s a young philosopher with a temper, she’s a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?*




La canzone della Bella Cigna

A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*




Volition

It’s Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella’s worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel?*




Lost and Found

Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*




When Fiction Becomes Reality




The Journey

Dean is a hunter ever on the look out for things to kill. Sam is an innocent with his mind set of tracking down the thing that killed his girlfriend. When these two men are thrown together, they realize that their lives might not be as different as they first thought.*




This Corner of the World

Himura Kenshin’s idyllic existence as a high-school guidance counselor is turned upside down when his past comes back for him, along with a problem student who insists on being part of his life.*




Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*




Tawdry

Remake of the movie Pillow Talk but with Jared and Jensen in the spotlight.*




Before the Sky Darkens

“It feels safe here,” she says, staring out towards the trees on the edge of the property. “No ghosties in the attic, no beasties lurking in the woods. We’re like a normal family.”*




Sweet Home Texas

Based on the movie Sweet Home Alabama.*




Matrimony with His Majesty

A Texas cop saves the life of the king of Montovia and is rewarded.*




Enterprise High

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.




Only Good For Legends

Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*




Feathers Everywhere But It’s Fine

Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*




Take Refuge In What You Know

Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*




These Fevered Dreams

It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*




This Rebellious Nature

Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*




Debt of Honor

Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *




Men of Courage

Zachary Quinto-Nimoy is the son of Leonard Nimoy, one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. Chris Pine is a struggling actor given his big break when he’s cast in Leonard’s latest Star Trek movie. In a world of hidden motives, cowardice, disapproval, and pressures of the media they find themselves drawn to each other despite every effort to tear them apart.*




Tangled Destinies

Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*




Ties That Bind

Colonel John Sheppard returns to Earth to debrief and to meet Dr. Rodney McKay.*




The Awakening

Detective Jim Ellison doesn’t want a Guide. What he wants is peace and quiet and maybe for his ex-wife to disappear. Dr. Blair Sandburg, a successful profiler with the FBI, has nearly given up on finding his Sentinel. Then the night came where one’s pain drew the other across the country – neither will ever be the same.*




The Sentinels of Atlantis

Sentinel John Sheppard thought he’d spend his life unbonded and then he met Dr. Rodney McKay. The mission to Atlantis is their mutual path and they will gather the strongest, brightest, and best for the mission that will take them to another galaxy.*




Enthrall

Rodney McKay thought his biggest failure was the Arcturus Project and the destruction of 4/5ths of a solar system. John Sheppard thought losing his confidence in Rodney was the hardest loss he would ever face.

But their most terrible failures were yet to come, and they would each face losing everything, including themselves.* Sequel to Aegis.




Stricken

In the beginning of their fourth year on Atlantis, the Expedition has survived the attack by the Asurans’ wormhole-powered satellite, and successfully flown Atlantis to a new planet with little damage and no casualties. But the city has barely landed when Rodney McKay receives a devastating message, and that’s just the beginning of a new and terrible threat.

Now, with all the Gifted on Atlantis in danger and Rodney facing imminent death, Rodney, Elizabeth Weir and John Sheppard are in a race against time to save the most powerful and vulnerable members of the Expedition. For John, that means confronting his deepest fears about his Gift—and even that might not be enough to save Rodney’s life.* Sequel to Aegis and Enthrall.




Looking For a Place to Happen

In a timeline where the Vulcans never allowed Earth freedom from their oversight, Jim Kirk doesn’t fit in. All he needs to get away is a fast ship and a crew as crazy as he is; luckily, some things are universal constants.*




First Contact

A false accusation at Starfleet Academy brings Jim & Spock together.*




Love Is Strange

Spock accompanies his parents to an Earth resort where Jim Kirk is a dancer. Dirty Dancing redux.*




Redefining Destiny

A vaguely Fireflyish AU of the XI movie where the Federation isn’t exactly the shining example of universal peace it once was and the universe has become an insular and unfriendly place, where smuggling is king and Vulcan’s are deemed outcasts in the eye’s of the Federation. But fate’s a funny thing and so when not-Starfleet-but-still-Captain James T. Kirk and Spock of the Vulcan Science academy meet, sparks are going to fly and then? Well then it gets interesting in a big damn heroes kind of way.*




Stars and Planets ‘Verse

“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*




A Thousand Words

Spock is an artist who turned down a place in the Vulcan Science academy in favor of becoming an art professor on Earth. Kirk is struggling to make ends meet while trying to save up for art school. When they meet, Spock offers Kirk a way into the school of his dreams.*




Finding Home

What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*




Acting Out

Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*




You Find Your Home

Pine knows he’s a little infatuated with the man, but he can’t bring himself to care.*




Oasis

Kirk accidentally lands himself in an alternate reality, one where Surak’s reformation of Vulcan never happened. *




Dr. and Mrs. Princess Whitelaw

Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*




All or Nothing

In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*




The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.*




Dancing With Scissors

Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*




The Syndrome

Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply ‘The Syndrome’.*




What Your Eyes Can Do

Sesshoumaru is wishing he’d just stayed home when he sees her across the room. Her eyes paralyze him, full of promises of great pleasures to come. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but will one night be enough?*




What Your Eyes Did To Me

Sequel to What Your Eyes Can Do. Two months later, will Sesshoumaru’s luck turn so he can finally find Kagome? How will he react to discovering her relationship with Inuyasha?*




Peace Treaty

After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center.*




Improbability

Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*




Timshel

Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur’s dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father’s company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone’s got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.*




The House On Castleview Road

Arthur is a handsome and eligible bachelor with a well paid job in the City and a luxury penthouse flat in Canary Wharf. His life is the stuff of dreams … Just not his. After his sister gets a lodger it seems that Arthur’s life has taken an even bigger turn for the worse. Until, of course, he falls in love. Unfortunately, the path to true love is never smooth, and sometimes requires reckless driving, illegal parking and chasing after trains.*




Dirty Epic (or the most inappropriate story for a love story ever)

Originally posted on the kinkme_merlin (on livejournal) post for the prompt: Modern AU, “Merlin is Arthur’s booty call”. In the end, it turned out that was only the beginning, and what ensued was a story of the power of true love. It never gets old, although this story does make mention, many times, of antiques.*




The Lure Would Prove Too Much

In which Arthur fucks Merlin for a hazing ritual (and then there is talk about wallpaper). *




Crash Into Me

At the end of their first year of university Arthur decides to take Merlin on a road trip, and holds on to the hope that before it’s over they’ll be more than just friends. Morgana decides she and Gwen are going to come along, and Merlin and Gwen decide they’re both insane. Along the (admittedly short) road to true love there are roller coasters, flat tires, chocolate, sheep, pillow fights, food fights, keychains, and memories that will last a lifetime. *




Avalon Salon

Merlin is an emo/goth hairstylist and Arthur has been his number one customer since the beginning. Merlin finally takes matters into his own hands after waiting for so long.*




Mending Wall

Arthur and Merlin have shared a living space for over six years and can hear each other very clearly through the wall between their rooms.*




Be Resigned

I’ve always wanted to do a Take Your Fandom to Work type of AU. Therefore, I bring you Merlin via the United States Air Force, the 19th ASOS Combat Weather Team, and Fort Campbell Army Airfield, Kentucky. The title is from the song Fantasies, by Rogue Wave, which is the song I’m listening to for inspiration with this fic, having finally broken my addiction to “Neopolitan Dreams”.*




Castle (the rules by which we live)

Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*




The Wrong Trouser-Leg of Time

Arthur thinks the space-time continuum is messing with him, but perhaps it’s actually making things the way they’re meant to be. *




What Child Is This

Modern AU. Based (very loosely) on this 1939 movie with David Niven and Ginger Rogers, in which Niven is the Son in (wait for it) J.B. Merlin and Son Department Store. THIS IS TOO BIZARRE FOR ME TO BE MAKING IT UP, OKAY. What’s even more bizarre: I did not remember that fact when I first thought of making this a Merlin fic, though perhaps it was burned into the dark, cobwebbed recesses of my brain.*




Defenders of the Realm

Merlin Emrys’ journey from Paddington Station to Imperial College’s South Kensington campus was proving to be much less straightforward than the one from Cardiff to London.*




Things Left Unsaid

In which Colin is deaf and Bradley is sort of madly in love with him.*




Something Kind of Wonderful

In which Colin has writer’s block, Katie is helpful, Bradley makes coffee, Angel is awesome, and along the way something kind of wonderful happens.*




Untitled

Colin breaks his hand.* Second in the deaf!Colin ‘verse.*




Pull

Merlin has spent his life running from the Pendragons, but destiny has other plans.*




Notting Hill

Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary (well, kind of) guy?*




Pendragons Are NOT the Only Fruit

Merlin was adopted as a baby – he’s always known that – but when he turned twenty he found he had a half-sister: the feisty and sort of scary Morgana. Merlin moved to sleepy Camelot to be closer to her, settling into life as a mild-mannered greengrocer, catering to his passion for in-season fruits and vegetables. To make things even better, Morgana’s adoptive brother is coming back from America and Merlin will get a brother too! Life is pretty peachy. But… Arthur Pendragon is not at all what Merlin had expected. He’s arrogant, funny, beautiful – he completely flummoxes Merlin at every turn. But really, Merlin doesn’t think his new sort of maybe not brother person is hot. That would we weird, right?*




The Stupidest of Ideas

Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*




Wild Enchantments

Arthur isn’t there when the strange magical being is first captured.*




No Business Like Show Business

Modern AU. They’re both voice actors for a show where their characters are in love/in a relationship/sleeping together but they’ve never met. They meet at a press function or passing each other in the studio and find that life imitates art.*




Lions and Pebbles and Penguins, Oh My!

Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*




Absolute Magnitude

Modern!AU wherein Merlin is the Prince of Wales*




I Think I’m In Love With My Radio

I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*




That’s What They Say

Jensen remembered his wedding day to Jeff. Not so much the expensive decorations or the high society guests, but how he felt. It was supposed to be incredibly low-keyed, Jensen wanted a trip to the courthouse to sign their marriage license, but Jeff came from a rich family and it was ‘Not a Thing To Do.’ So Jeff’s mothers took over the wedding planning and Jensen remembered hating everything about it. Everything except saying “I do” to Jeff (even their vows were written by Jeff’s mothers).*




Finding Home

Sam and Castiel met four years ago as college roommates and have been a couple ever since. Now, the summer after graduation Mary Winchester invites them to Lawrence, Kansas to properly meet the family. There Castiel meets Dean, who he considers rude, overbearing, yet enthralling. Over the course of the trip, he begins to question if he’s with the right Winchester after all.*




Filled With Joy

It wasn’t that Jensen was jealous or followed one of those monogamous religions. He came from a three parent home himself and had always imagined that one or two parent families must have been so lonely and quiet. *




Stop Shot

“Wereanimal!Jensen has been on his mating quest since he didn’t find his mate within his pack. It’s getting to a critical point where Jensen might go feral and claim his mate where ever and when ever he finds him. Jared is Jensen mate and “unfortunately” for both of them Jensen finds him in a packed college bar, at least there’s a pool table in the back.” *




A Beautiful(ly Illogical) Mind

The answer is w30;?233/hy7.*




Pianos Are Made For Falling

Arthur is a world class violinist, trapped in Sydney, Australia, by his fear of flying. In the wake of a mediocre concert, vicious critics and with barely a month to go before his next (hopefully reputation-saving) recital, Arthur is almost at breaking point. When his accompanist, Morgana, breaks her wrist in a car accident, Arthur is more or less doomed. And the story begins, when the Maestro at the conservatoire, Gaius Stresemann, recommends his protege Merlin Emrys to step in. Merlin, who plays by ear, as he pleases and really just wants to be a kindergarten teacher.

Well. The story really starts six months previously when Arthur passes out drunk outside Merlin’s shoe-box apartment.*




He Was Steeping

Arthur introduces Merlin to Gwen and Morgana for the first time (double date?) and they realise that he’s deaf. Half way through the date/day out Arthur starts signing to Merlin (because . . . the music gets too loud/feedback-y to use his hearing aids or something) and Gwen and Morgana are really impressed at how much dedication he’s putting into the relationship.*




Truly, Madly, Deeply

He’d offered to be a mentor, but he hadn’t really thought that through at the time. Now he’s accidentally outed Kris and he’s pretty sure the only way to make it up to him is to take him under his wing. Strictly in a mentor/mentee way, of course.*




A Kept Boy

A Kept Boy is an RPS AU involving slavery, abuse (adult and child) in all forms (verbal, physical, mental), inequalities of power, and dark, adult concepts regarding same. At heart, it’s a love story, but it goes through some bad, dark places to get there. Be warned, if any of these are not your cup of tea. This is in no way a true story.*




Have It All

Merlin is made into a girl when Arthur gets him out of the tree. Cue massive teasing, underwear shopping, and newfound lust.*




The Reddest Stolen Cherries

He’s late, which is how he remembers later it was a Friday.*




Resolution Rush

As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*




Where the Hurt Is

They were childhood/teenage sweethearts but Arthur’s family moved away (because Uther detested Merlin but Arthur doesn’t know this) and they promise to write. After Uther’s death Arthur finds all the letters from Merlin he never received. All the time he thought Merlin had forgotten him. Arthur seeks him out.*




To Soar on Chromatic Wings

His name is Adam, and like his namesake he was the first of his kind. A true pinnacle of cyberhuman evolution. An exemplar of the most creative technology ever conceived. A mesh of metal and meat, perfect in every way. Except one. He is uncontrollable. Even now, teams of our finest hunters are tracking down even the vaguest of rumours. But until he decides to step into the daylight, we may sit and wait.

The problems started with permission, or the lack thereof. Our scientists presented hours of testimony, studies and deductions to the relevant authorities but the Ethics Board turned down all our proposals. But that one single denial should stand before the march of scientific discovery was anathema to us. Completely unthinkable. We knew better than they. We were Cerberus. We would not be constrained by their cowardice and superstition. But now, I fear that the history books will hold the judgment. And that it will not be in our favor.*




ASL

Arthur meets Merlin at a Pride parade, and they manage to overcome their language barrier.*




I’ve Got Nothing To Do Today But Smile (The Only Living Boy in New York)

Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.*




My Life Is An American Sitcom

Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*




Anything Worth Doing

Colin’s a baker who makes cupcakes by day, and takes care of his pet hedgehog by night (which sounds a lot more exciting than it is. Or scratch that. It doesn’t really sound all that exciting, now does it?) Well, that is until he falls in love with a clown (no, really – an actual guy dressed like a clown. A guy called Bradley.) After that Colin basically spends his days thinking about Bradley, and his nights thinking about Bradley some more. It’s still not all that exciting; but it’s really all the excitement Colin needs. * Okay, clowns. Adorable story, but I’m considering a new warning.




Inside Outright

Arthur would probably have forgotten about him, looked away and maybe had one more drink before heading home because he rather desperately wanted to be curled up in bed with his cat, Sasha, watching Lost and drinking hot chocolate (absolutely no one knew of this ritual except, of course, Sasha, who had promised never to tell). But suddenly the guy opened his eyes and looked directly at Arthur, and something in Arthur felt total, final recognition. Whatever was in this skinny, awkward kid’s eyes was exactly what was inside Arthur– a deep-seated, unending loneliness, the knowledge that there could never be anybody who understood or wanted him.*




Arthur and the Real Boy

Merlin is an indie geek who works at a used books, cd and record store. (And by indie geek anon would like the whole stereotype. Listens to weird rock bands, read obscure books, big black framed glasses.)

Arthur is the average golden-boy-super-jock-perfect-preppy-soccer-captain. He sees Merlin somewhere and instantly starts going out of his way, going to Merlin’s store, reading his weird books and listening to his weird music just to impress him.*




Keep Calm and Carry On

How Arthur Pendragon, Director of Communications for Prime Minister Gaius, and his assistant, Merlin Emrys, fell in love – a story in goldfish, cats, webcomics, cups of tea, and sharpies.*




Love, Toast, and Post-It Notes

It was love at first sight, and Merlin knew it – when it came to the flat, that was. Merlin wasn’t anything like as clear about the man he was going to have to live with.*




Office Hours

College AU with Zach as the young adjunct prof and Chris as his student.*




False Starts and Man-to-Man Coverage

David Archuleta discovers a few new interests at college.*




Genie In the Closet

“Humans do not come with the Fae’s built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they’ve never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)” – Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.*




Overboard

When single father Merlin Emerson discovers that the man who denied him thousands of dollars that was his due has gotten amnesia, he seizes his chance for revenge by pretending to be his husband. The joke is on him though when he realises that Arthur Pennington is possibly even more wonderful that he ever could have imagined…*




Sliding In All Directions

High School AU. Most of the time Kris is okay, he really is, but then out of the blue a stray thought will hit him from that subconscious part of the mind that just won’t get it and the hurt will come back to the front like it was yesterday and not three years ago. *




Healing

“I wanted you to stay,” Adam says. “But I thought you would leave.”* Follows Path, Light, and Harmony.




Falling All Over You

Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*




As Long As You Hold My Heart

Kris is determined to win Adam’s heart and if it take a tiara and a sparkly wand (the plastic kind, thank you very much) to get Adam to notice him, he’s willing to go all in. *




Untitled College AU

AU in which Kris goes to California for college and is Adam’s first love.*




Advice On Nocturnal Relationships at Three in the Afternoon

Life is a series of moments, in Kris’ opinion, as common and amazing as chain of atoms linking into a marvelous, intelligible molecule. Then he reaches for the long cane leaning unobtrusively behind his seat and shatters the moment to hell. *




The Show Must Go On; or, Yeah Capes!

Being a singer has always been Kris’s dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.*




The One Where Kris Goes to California–To Have Puppies!

This wasn’t how he planned it.* More here (http://community.livejournal.com/the_kitchen_ink/tag/what%20a%20big%20belly%20you%20have%20kris-paw).




Snowbound

This is sort of an alternate-reality rather than a full AU. David Archuleta won Idol in Season 7, and David Cook is still a musician, but he was never on Idol at all. Here, they meet for the first time, right before Christmas, in a house that’s accidentally been rented to them both at the same time.*




The Invasion

The planet shone outside the viewing deck, red-orange-jeweled under the swirls of violet cloud. Kris stood staring out at it, deceptively calm; they hadn’t started the landing yet.*




Patron Saints

Cook is a jaded, small-town bartender who doesn’t play music anymore. Archuleta is a high school student who wants more out of his life than what everyone has planned for him. After they meet, they discover what types of things a person should never give up on. *




Apples Are Not the Only Fruit

The first thing Kris saw was the car. It was huge, and really shiny, and it had clouds of steam billowing out from under the hood, which would get your attention even if you weren’t into cars. The second thing Kris saw was the guy standing in front of it, with his hands on his hips and a trucker hat on his head and a helpless expression on his face.*




A Matter of Inconvenience

“Kriiiiis!” Allison came sailing down the stairs and nearly knocked him right back into the coach before he had even managed to get both feet on the ground. Kris steadied himself with one hand and hugged her with the other, grinning ruefully: and he’d worried that he’d find her turned into too much of a proper young lady. The black dress made her look older than her seventeen years, and technically you could say her hair was up, but half of it had come spilling down in back. *




Claused

So there was this clause in the contracts, where as long as he was single, he had to go out with another 19E client for at least four weeks at their request. “It doesn’t mean you have to, um, kiss them and stuff, right?” David had asked nervously, in the contract negotiations.*




Unless It’s Lies or It’s Love

In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.*




Tightly Knit

College student Adam Lambert doesn’t really believe in the magical powers of knitting needles until he meets Kris Allen, knitting shop owner by day and gay erotica writer by night. Kris is an enigma wrapped in an adorable package and Adam finds himself wanting to strip away his layers (literally as well as figuratively), but at the end of the day will that be enough to make Adam mess with his carefully laid plans, or will his desire to “make it” stand in the way of true love?*




Always the Best Friend

Kris Allen is tired of always being cast as the best friend in other people’s lives. When he first meets Adam Lambert and actually manages to ask him out on a date he thinks things will be different, but history repeats itself all over again and Kris is stuck pining over a guy that just wants to be his friend. But is it really only friendship Adam wants, and is Kris really just going to take it this time when there’s so much at stake?*




Finding the Loophole

Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*




Dreams Are For Rookies

Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell.

And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.*




Dreaming Out Loud

Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes.

Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.*




When Life Hands You Lemonade (or Things Happen For a Reason)

When life hands you lemons you’re supposed to suck it up and make lemonade, but what happens when life hands you lemonade? Kris thinks it sounds too good to be true; Adam tries to convince him that things happen for a reason.*




Simon’s

Kris embraces his gay in a rather dramatic fashion while working as a sous-chef in New York City and generally being a complete idiot.*




Conquered (By a Wily Voice and Eyes)

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?”*




Love Song of Sky and Sand

Kristopher d’Alleyne is a young knight who is the heir to his father’s lands and betrothed to the beautiful Lady Katherine of Connell, but on an impulse, he follows Richard the Lionhearted to the Holy Land for the Third Crusade. When chance crosses his path with that of a Jewish warrior/spy on a secret mission that could have implications for both the Christian and Muslim forces in the area, Kris finds that his life is changed forever.

Adam Lambeorht had been given by his parents at a young age to serve a secret cabal of powerful Jewish nobles based in Spain. When King Richard of England persuades other European monarchs to join his Third Crusade, Adam’s masters send him to the Holy Land on a mission crucial to Jewish interests. He is trained in the arts of war and usually works alone and in secret, but when Adam encounters Kristopher d’Alleyne, he can’t walk away from the injured knight, no matter what it might cost him.*




But I Still Have Dreams

Adam has always thought of the consumer grade robots as sex toys.*




Evil Tastes Kinda Chalky

Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*




A Gentleman Not In Your Books

“Just for that, you’re buying the damned popcorn,” Eames replies.

Arthur ducks his head slightly, glancing out the window. “Such a gentleman,” he mocks, but without any heat.* Sequel to Dreams Are For Rookies.




Lambent

Kris finds a lamp that contains an extremely opinionated genie (Adam) who answers Kris’ wishes in glittery, unexpected ways?*




Early Returns

In the 18 months since Proculus Media had swallowed up the paper, Dom Cobb has (a) offered Saito, their new publisher and overlord, oral sex to keep ads off the front page (it hadn’t worked), (b) started crying actual tears of exhaustion at a redesign meeting the fourth time Yusuf brought up page gutters to try and guilt him into ceasing his reign of terror (it hadn’t worked) and (c) tried to get Arthur to agree, peacefully, to work election night.*




Chimera

“Congratulations,” Adam said, mouth twisting up at one corner. “You are now in possession of one faerie servant. You own both my services and the benefit of my magic for a year and a day.”*




Never Wanted the Nice Boys Anyways

“Eames, I don’t know what dictionary you’re working out of, but my definition of ‘favor’ does not entail asking someone you despise to play escort to your family’s Christmas party.”

Eames glares at him. “I’m not asking you to play escort, merely be my date.”*




Bait

Jared Padalecki would really like to stop accidentally kidnapping the hot, angry guy with the smokin’ green eyes because – if nothing else – it makes it really damn difficult to talk to the man and get a date when he’s trying to climb out of a window or scale a twelve foot high fence to get away. *




And Try to Keep It All the Year

“It’s not that I hate Christmas,” Arthur says, sandwiching the phone between his shoulder and his left ear so that he can grab pen and paper. *




Brand New Shoes

“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”*




Or Be Drowned In Blissful Confusion

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*




Just a Glance Away

“You would sleep with me, right?”*




Far Along This Road

One-night stands are not for everyone.* Oh my god, I LOVE THIS.




(Every Heart Is) Like a House on Fire

Adam Lambert has the protective instincts of a beetle.*




Drown in the Light

After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he’s the one Kris seeks – it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?* Harlequin challenge.




I Bet Nureyev Never Had to Deal With This Shit

the ballet AU.*




strive seek find yield

Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*




This Evening’s Empire

Prince Kristopher gets a lot of proposals.*




The Future I Cannot Forget

Kris is attacked by a mugger. He wakes up the next morning in the apartment of a gorgeous stranger with no memory of who he is.*




The Student Prince

A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love…*




Tuesdays at Manny’s

After years of working to break into the music industry, Adam is starting to let his bill-paying waiter job become more like a career. And then American Idol winner Kris Allen comes into his restaurant.*




In Any Other World

“I have been enchanted by some witch’s Magic, and I, Prince Adam of Andalasia, find myself a stranger in a strange land. May I call upon your kindness — or, if not your kindness, then the respect due to a visiting noble, and ask to be taken to your Court, and presented to your Monarch?”*




My Kind’s Your Kind

“This isn’t something we do, Eames. It’s something we are.” Magical realism, soulbonding, d/s fusion. *




You are Cordially Invited

The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.




Breathe Into It

When Mal leans into his office and asks Eames what he did to his back, he can’t exactly say, “the new graphics intern,” so he says, “Oh, just stress, love.”*




I Won’t Dance

Eames makes Arthur want to believe in happy endings again.*




Holding on to Driftwood

This takes place about a year and a half after the end of Sing Without A Song. Adam has released a new album and Kris has been signed and released an EP. Both are touring to support their projects; Adam has his usual giant crazy roadshow while Kris is playing bars and clubs, trying to build a fanbase without using Adam’s name. And… that’s where we join the boys.*




Too Mer to Woo Peacebly

Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*




You Walked Into the Room

I’d love an AU Kradam drabble where Adam is on tour in Arkansas and runs into Kris at a local gay bar. Of course Kris is infatuated. Flirting kissing would be fun, too.*




If I Had You

A single act of heroism pulls Kris into Adam’s world of wealth, power, and sex.*




Path Series

“I can explain,” Kris says, trying to hold onto Adam’s hand.*




MajorLambert/Kris of the Allen Series

This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.*




For the World Is Hollow and I Have (Hopefully) Touched Adam

Cadet Kris Allen fiddled with his uniform, trying to press away a possibly imaginary wrinkle with his fingertips.*




Fox and Wolf

Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*




Not Your Momma’s Fairytale

The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*




Haven

The entrance to Haven could be found at the top of a rainbow.*




A Private War

The destruction of Vulcan changed everything.*




Undercover

After two years, Kris’s cover is blown.*




Life On the Moon (Couldn’t Be Any Stranger)

“Kris Allen is staring at you again.”*




Zenith

When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*




Not Afraid

The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*




No Chance of Losing

It is a risk, everything is, but Kris can see his master’s hand and it is nearly impossible to beat.*




Playin’ My Records, Keep Dancin’ All Night

“Of course, we can accommodate any menu choices. We’re very flexible.”*




Queensguard: Adjournment

“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *




falling slowly (upwards spiral)

The problem, Kris thinks, isn’t the wolf’s instinctual surrender; it’s the human’s complete capitulation.*




Alpha Pack

Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*




A Tale of Two Tails

“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*




Starstruck

When American’s shiniest superstar disappears in Japan, management calls in the only person likely to find him. Too bad, he’s also the last person who wants the job. (Originally written for the [info]aianonlovefest prompt: Taming of the Shrew-like story. Adam in total diva mode, and Kris is here to tame him.)*




Once Upon a Time

In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim’s curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn’t have told him that he isn’t allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.*




Good Vibrations

Washing machine sex.*




Not Just Any Frog




The Great Escape




The Rise and Fall of the Broman Empire

In which Gawain mourns the loss of Bro Central and everyone else gets laid.*




With Me Tonight

Soldier Tom coming home, surprising Bill (and their parents, if related.) Bonus points if Tom is still in his uniform.*




My Soul Is Made of Sunshine and Rainbows

Spencer’s standing by the escalator, sunglasses covering half of his face. One hand’s playing with his hair a little, the other’s wrapped around a cardboard sign with the word dork printed on it carefully. Brendon can’t help the grin that splits his face.*




Snapshots

“Lie awake in bed at night, and think about your life, do you want to be different? It’s time to forget about the past, to wash away what happened last” – 30 Seconds to Mars, A beautiful lie.*




Mint Condition, Special Edition, Very Rare and Lined with Glitter

Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *




The Lantean Legacy

The expedition marks two years without help from Earth and by a stroke of luck finds a full ZPM. Installing that ZPM in their sleeping city has lasting consequences for the entire expedition.*




Ours is a Reciprocal Gravitation Orbit

Jared and Jensen are in love, have been for most of their lives. There is just one tiny little problem: Jensen is imaginary, and they can only be together in Jared’s dreams. How can Jared ever find true love in the real world when his heart belongs to a figment of his imagination?*




Always One Foot on the Ground

In his first few months of college Spencer has figures out that he really does like guys, that his best friend and roommate, Ryan, has terrible taste in women, and this random guy he meets named Brendon is kind of ridiculously hot.*




Covington Marshes Bylaws, Section 13.D: Community Rules for Hauntings

“You’re sleeping in your car.”
“…yeah,” Kris tries not to sound defensive.
“Outside a gay bar at 2 a.m.”
“Yeah.”
“You really don’t have any place to go, do you?”
“No, I do, I just. I can’t go back there at night,” Kris admits softly, unable to meet Adam’s eyes.*




Appetite

Tom Kaulitz came to the U.S. to pursue his culinary dream – to become a celebrated chef, one of the stars in New York’s luminary-studded fine dining sky. He seems thwarted at every step by his rival Bill, who’s been showing Tom up since their very first day of culinary school. Yet the further they make their way through the surprises their careers have in store, the more Tom discovers that the factors holding him back from what he really wants are a lot simpler than he’s let himself realize. The challenge is on for Tom to overcome his pride and let himself discover the perfect recipe for success at all the things his heart desires.* You’ll need to register for this.




Piercing 2

He wakes up because there are people giggling in his dark dorm room.* Sequel to Piercing.




Under Protest

Kris was pretty used to getting picked up at the peace protests by now, and he knew all the tricks for making the most of it. Going dead weight so it took multiple cops to drag you off gave other people time to get away or keep the march going, making sure you didn’t have pockets or a bag or loose clothes made it hard for them to plant shit on you, weapons were bad news.*




Piercing

It’s been only a week and a half, so he’s still hanging around his dorm room wearing his softest boxers pulled down over his junk, trying to avoid any chafe.*




A Sure Thing

High class hooker!Kris and the least angsty prostitute fic ever written.*




What Might Have Been Series

This is an alternate universe series in that Rodney McKay never went to Atlantis, the mission failed within it’s first two years and John Sheppard finds himself back on Earth as the second in command of Stargate Command under the leadership of Major General Jack O’Neill. Characters from the Atlantis series and the original SG1 series will figure prominently in all of the novellas in this series. McShep and many other pairings throughout.*




Boys On the Radio

Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.*




The Light of the Bright World

Adam, in order to avoid having to find a date, orders Kris.*




At Sea For You

Tom Trümper has had it with everything in his life, including himself. After smashing up one too many hotel rooms…and cars…and guitars…his management packs him off on vacation, but it’s not exactly what he signed up for. Stuck on a cruise he never would have sought in a million years, he meets Bill Kaulitz. Tom has to re-learn that it’s all about choices, and soon he’s going to be faced with the some of most difficult ones he’s ever had.*




The Sex Shop Around the Corner

Merlin always looks up from the computer when the door to the shop jingles open. It’s just some sort of Pavlovian reaction, he assumes, and while it’s a good idea to keep an eye on who is going into and out of the shop, it always unsettles Merlin, always makes him feel like he’s been caught doing something he ought not be doing, when he looks up and gets an eyeful of one of the ones who look like they’re about to vomit all over his clean floors.

The guy who just walked in is one of those. *




Peanut Butter & Fixed Term Five Year Plans

Arthur’s first impression of William Eames was that no living man should ever have that much flour smeared over his face, that no real person should have that many tattoos, and that no person in his personal history had ever made Arthur feel so suddenly off-kilter without even saying a word.*




The Moon Wanted More of My Night

In his head there was always moonlight, but that’s what you get when the object of your highly illicit desires is a werewolf.*




The Christmas Cynic

Bill’s radio show provides its listeners with their weekly dose of cynicism, and an extra helping in December, a time of year that brings out the worst in Bill Trumper, the Christmas Cynic. Enter one Tom Kaulitz, the most optimistic caller Bill’s show has ever seen…*




Idol University

Meet Kris Allen, freshman at Idol University, and out-and-proud gay man. And his roommate, fellow freshman Adam Lambert, who is… not.*




Circumstances

Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.*




Bulletproof Heart; a Robin Hood AU

Kevin Jonas, resident Maid Marian, is the eldest son of an infamous crime lord, and he is quiet, polite, shy, and very obedient. At least, until his sprawling suburban home is burglarized by Mike Carden, resident Robin Hood (sort of).*




Missed Connections

Glory-Hole Romantic Comedy. ‘NUFF SAID PEOPLE.*




The Hand You’re Dealt

Bill, a mutant who absorbs memories, thought patterns, and abilities with a simple touch, finds himself in the sewers of New York, searching for others like him. He finds them. *




Fall Into Your Gravity

He felt isolated, even here among the human children his age.*




Right Where We’re Supposed to Be

The week that all of Kevin’s friends leave to go to college, he turns off the phone and plays eight different games of Monopoly with Nick.*




Incipit

Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won’t work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.*




Old Friends

Work was his life and as long as Tony was on his six, life was good. He’d vowed to have Tony’s six too, but now Tony had secrets and there were friends Gibbs had never met or even heard of. It didn’t take a genius to see that things were changing and Gibbs didn’t like change.*




Burning for Burning

“This is what you need to do,” Arthur says, and tightens his lips, staring hard at the cabinet behind Merlin. It’s his battle face, the face he makes right before he absolutely devastates someone, when he’s thinking over how to do it most efficiently. “You need to do it back to him.”*




At Heart

Tom’s hardly Sleepless in Seattle, but when he meets Bill Kaulitz, he finds that maybe, just maybe, he could believe in real life romance.*




Hiding in Plain Sight

When a serial killer murders three marines on Atlantis, NCIS are called in to investigate. However, their arrival brings complications for everyone – revealing a lie, a prophecy, a secret and a nemesis. *




Run to Daylight

Sequel to The Running Play. This story picks up where TRP left off.*




Off With Your Head (We Started Nothing)

“So,” he says dully, “basically, I have no control over my own life, I’m supposed to marry a man I barely know, for fucked up political reasons that I couldn’t possibly care less about. What else is new?” In which personal is political and revolution is more complex than it seems.*




No Fear of Drowning

Arthur has always been pretty happy with his family (discounting Morgana, whom he still thinks most days could have been replaced with a Rottweiler to very similar effect), and he knows he’s pretty lucky that way.*




The Valentine Cynic

The Cynic and his Optimist have been together since Christmas, and Bill, with his usual disdain for holiday commercialism and hypocrisy, has talked Tom out of celebrating Valentine’s Day. No cards, no jewelry, no chocolates, nothing. But is that really what Bill wants…?* Sequel to The Christmas Cynic.




The Beautiful Game

A football AU.




Trillium

Bill Trumper has been receiving two dozen roses every week for an entire semester at Trillium University. Where are the flowers coming from, and how does Tom Kaulitz, a Natural Resources major with a green thumb, factor into the whole mess? Who knew in the dead of winter that love could blossom?*




Where Are You Going With My Heart

The AU stepbrothers slash that no one asked for, but which the world needed.*




The Tale of Squire Kristopher and the Black Dragon

Finding the dragon’s cave is as easy as Kris expected it to be.*




Would You Believe Me (if I said I didn’t need you)

Marengo Tower was the Tower for wayward Talents, those who had been sent to the edge of the galaxy to rot. It was a punishment duty, though of course no-one ever called it that. So how on Earth or off it did they get assigned a Prime? And a member of the legendary Jonas family at that? What could he have done to merit Marengo? (An extension/AU of the Tower & Hive series of books by Anne McCaffery.)*




The Hottest Part of the Fire

Bill Trumper was having one hell of a day, and didn’t care who knew it.* Sequel to The Blue of Desire. you’ll need to register for this.




Soul Deep

Most people never touch another person’s soul…but when a 20 year old Leroy Jethro Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo, it sparks an event that links them forever.*




The Blue of Desire

Bill Trumper’s best friend Tom Kaulitz is the envy of all straight men, getting it with countless pretty girls whenever he wants with no strings attached. Bad news for Bill, who knows the best course is to keep his crush hidden to preserve their friendship. One day Tom blows Bill’s solidly-rooted notions out of the water with a confession that leaves him more confused than anything. Before Bill realizes, he’s tangled up in a dangerous love game with his best friend where only one thing is certain…someone’s getting hurt.* You’ll need to register for this.




The Seventh Swan

Young Tony, the crowned prince of the Kingdom of Fidelis, has everything he could ever want. Then the sorcerer Ari takes it all away. Now, on the run and suffering under the worst curse black magic has to offer, can Tony ever find his way home? And, more importantly, will he want to? Or will our prince sacrifice his kingdom, his identity and his humanity for something he’s never known: love.*




The Homoerotic Exploration of Book Guy

And that’s all it takes for Arthur. He sees something he likes. This time, it’s a tentative smile at his lame joke, soft dark hair, a sweetness that is all pretty eyelashes flickering. He moves to sit beside the man on the bench, mock-brusque. “So what’re you reading, then?”*




Cupid’s Chokehold

Tom Kaulitz is downgrading from SuperThug to BabyThug in an attempt to get his life on the right track. He never expected it to be easy, but then again – nobody expects Bill Trumper. Tom’s fresh start is a heartless dress-making bitch. Good luck, boyo.*




Stained in You

“I’m naked in the middle of the frickin’ forest with some guy I don’t even know – and it’s cold – and – ” He looks around wildly, searching for clothes he knows are not there. “I need my goddamn clothes.”*




On Defense

On a connecting flight from North Carolina to Boston, on arguably the worst day of his life, Bill Trumper meets someone who is completely wrong for him. Straight, sporty Tom Kaulitz is about to become Bill’s new best friend, Bill just doesn’t know it yet.*




On Offense

Bill and Tom have been going strong for a whole year, but what happens with a change of scenery and a possible change of heart?* Sequel to On Defense.




Infect Me With Your Love (Fill Me With Your Poison)

In the City of Angels, Adam and Tommy are called to lead in the protection of mortals–but a chance encounter with one of the damned leaves Adam reeling, his mating instinct awakened.*




Jus de Grenade

Kris sighs and sets down his stylus. Breathe deeply, he thinks. Allison will kill you if you hurt her brother, he thinks. You do not want another ice age, he thinks. You don’t have time enough to deal with all the souls as it is. He turns around.*




The Bartenders

Tom Kaulitz, Temperence nightclub’s number one bartender and resident hotshot is reluctantly bullied into attending his best friend’s bachelor party, held at a gay club. But Tom is left with more to worry about than his reputation when he locks eyes with Bill, the bartender at The Bronze Palace.*




One Boy Headstrong

When Kevin Jonas and his brothers on the Lovebug encounter a mechanical problem, they aren’t expecting an injured stowaway to be responsible. The last few years have been tough on Card, and he wasn’t expecting to find anyone who’d take a chance for a scarred nobody who won’t even tell them his real name. Escaping was only one step, though, and Card can’t keep running forever. Eventually he’s going to have to stop and face his issues and his past. He can only hope he’ll have someone to stand with him.*




With an If In Its Soul

Kevin walked down the corridor with his nose in his English notes, trying desperately to sort out his Cordelia’s from his Ophelia’s before the test in first period English. He ducked Macy’s wildly swung hockey stick, stepped around Joe and Stella’s awkward conversation, and opened his locker with an expert tap of his fist.*




Rainbow’s End

A story about an old movie theatre, fate, second chances and falling in love in the rain.*




InformalClash

Six months before the epilogue of The Bartenders, Tom and Bill set about fulfilling Tom’s ultimate wish – building the nightclub of his fantasies. In six short months, InformalClash is born.* Sequel of sorts to The Bartenders.




Drastically Redefining Protocol

In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell breaks loose.*




Take All the Time Lost (The Snow Globe Fic)

Kris fell in love with Adam and was subsequently cursed to be stuck in a snow globe forever. So this snow globe is passed on from generation to generation and until Adam (who’s being reincarnated lifetime after lifetime until he’s reunited with his soulmate) finds him, the curse won’t be lifted.*




Chav!verse

Written for a kink meme prompt “Eames is a total chav but Arthur/Cobb loves it.”*




This is not my (heart)

Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*




If You Can’t Dance to This, It Doesn’t Matter

Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*




From the Inside Out

When Bill, a shy withdrawn guy who’s completely closeted, ends up thrown into an unexpected situation with Tom, the encounter throws them both off balance. The changes in their relationship and the way they relate to each other cause them to explore not only each other, but some facets within themselves that maybe hadn’t come previously to light. However, being open with your feelings can also leave you open to getting hurt.*




White Out

“We either land here, or we keep going and crash in those mountains up ahead. Your choice.”*




Building the Future

Lex’s father dies, sending him to Metropolis; Clark gets kidnapped; Tony is fed up, quits NCIS, and decides to go visit his cousin, Martha, in Smallville; and Gibbs wonders what the hell happened to his life. This goes happily AU, so be forewarned.*




Two Against the World Series

In 2020, the demons descended. The cataclysmic event came to be called “The Rising,” and the world that came after was called “Post-Apocalyptic,” though for North America most ways of life were preserved when the Walls went up around the major cities.

One powerful demon, the Nephilim known as Jorg Kaulitz, had twin sons with a powerful human psychic to secure an heir for his House. Fearing the potential destruction that Nephilim twins could cause, he separated them as infants. But can you ever truly separate what was meant to be?

After being reunited, no matter what the cost, the Kaulitz twins will never let anything, human or demon, get between them again. Together they have to take action when someone comes after Bill.*




On the Midtown Direct

Gerard Way has a system for his morning commute.*




Easy There

Arthur is an Oxford Blue. Merlin is an Oxford cox. Lancelot is Merlin’s romantic-dalliance-loving friend. Morgana is horribly clever; Gwen is cleverly waiting for Lancelot to grow up. Merlin and Arthur rub each other the wrong way, at first, but it soon becomes clear that Arthur is a university-class rower with a world-class heart (yes, I typed that). Clichés ensue.*




Break the Sky

Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*




It’s a Man’s World

She’s the only girl in a rock band. Surrounded by men, can she find the one right for her? Good thing she has her twin brother to help her, right?*




The Lead Is Forward

Jared and Jensen go off to college. Turns out not everything is easy once the nightmare of high school ends.* Sequel to Caught In a Spin.




Butterflies

Tom is a hopeless romantic who meets Billie, the veritable girl of his dreams. But maybe she’s not as perfect as he had thought.*




Half-Way Gone

“We should probably go soon, anyway,” she says. “There’s an unconscious man in the ladies’ bathroom with ‘wanker’ written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions.”*




Myths and Revelations

An AU exercise in centaurs.*




The Running Play

The college football AU that nobody needed to see.*




Sowing Seeds

Bill falls in love with the tiny community garden near his college, and soon the seeds of a romance are sewn.*




The Werekitten Chronicles

It doesn’t surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they’ve developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things.*




Animagi in Love

Professor Kristopher Allen is the newest Quidditch coach at Hogwarts and Professor Adam Lambert hates his guts.*




Mr. Eames and Mr. Eames

“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*




All the Rules to Break

A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn’t close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.*




Beautiful Vulcan

This isn’t my fault – a reviewer, passionfornight, asked casually if I had ever written (or would consider writing) a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk, the man who falls in love with him. Modern Day AU. Will become fully K/S.*




The Cop AU

Jensen’s a New York City detective working an undercover assignment when he meets Jared, the hooker with the heart of gold.*




I’ve Known It (From the Moment That We Met)

After spending one night together, Kris and Adam can’t stop thinking about each other.*




Diptych

Adam Lambert may not have stolen the Matheron Diptych, but he’s about to sell it on the black market for a nice profit. He’s not going to let an FBI investigation get in his way…if he can just shake the agent who’s shadowing his every move.

Special Agent Kris Allen has been watching Adam for weeks. But is Kris planning to arrest the glamorous art fence and retrieve the diptych? Or does he want more from Adam than just stolen merchandise?

When Kris saves Adam’s life, the line blurs between Fed and criminal. But while Kris melts at Adam’s touch, someone far more dangerous is searching for the diptych….*




First Night

Can a single night turn a friendship into something more?*




Electricity Sparks Inside of Me

Kris Allen, high school orchestra teacher, meets Adam Lambert, high school drama/choral teacher. Sparks fly… and the rest is in the story.*




Helloooo, Nurse!

An st_xi_kink_meme fill for this prompt: Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.*




Grande Triple Soy Dirty Chai

Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn’t afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter.*




Stealing Home

Dean Winchester meets Sam Morgan during Sam’s rookie season in minor league baseball. When Dean is traded not long after, he can’t forget the farmboy from Kansas.*




Not So Much the Teacup

“Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)*




Life, Mid-Crisis

When Matt bought the gym membership, he knew he was screwed.*




Huff, Puff, and Blow Your Man Down

Adam’s box of emergency supplies includes: a flashlight, a four-pack of fat candles, a whistle, a Bio Hazard bag, paper plates, an air horn, aluminum foil, tinned and packaged food, juice, aspirin, rain gear, an extension cord, dish soap, pliers, safety pins, and towels.*




Merry Meet

In perfect love and perfect trust.*




Get Some

Brad Colbert is bored.

Nate knows this because he can feel Brad staring at him from his desk one aisle over and two chairs back. On the other side of the classroom, Ray Person’s making obscene hand signals in Nate’s general direction, ostensibly to get Brad’s attention. At least it better be to get Brad’s attention, or somebody’s going to have an accident in the weight room before practice.*




Merry Blessings

Now you are bound one to the other
With a tie not easy to break.*




Wifey

Things Jared likes about getting married include, but are not limited to: all the presents, sex whenever he wants it, not having to make up excuses to see Jensen everyday even when he doesn’t want sex (which, really, isn’t ever, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts), and the jealous adoration of thousands of women. It’s almost worth the rampant gay jokes on set and the way Chad has taken to greeting him when they talk on the phone: “So, are you divorced yet?”* Sequel to With This Ring.




Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

A wrong turn had Kris working in a diner in San Glam, California. He’s getting used to the little eclectic town, and its zany inhabitants. He’s doing great, he just wasn’t expecting to meet Mr. Right or that his rockstar looking crush would be quite so…crazy, really. What’s with Adam insisting that Kris is going to turn in a ball of fluffy teeth and desire for blood on the full moon?*




The Fine Print

Bookshop AU. Because every fandom needs one.*




Money Can Buy You Love. And Glitter

He’s just about ready to give up hope of making it into the business. He’s still wearing plaid. Like everyone, they are dealing with the aftermath of life not proceeding according to expectations and hoping that Plan B will work out even better than Plan A.*




Save the Unicorn

Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.




Part of Your World

Tom dreams of that one perfect voice to compliment the music in his head.

Bill dreams of a life out of the watery depths.

A Retelling of The Little Mermaid*




Falling a Thousand Feet Per Second

Takes place about five years after the college au ends. Kris and Adam are on their own and things aren’t easy. (You don’t need to read that before you read this. All you need to know is that they met in college and fell in love.)*




Waiting On

“French toast, pancakes, steak and eggs — I could make you anything in the world, pet, but no. Egg-white omelette, morning after morning. It shows a distinct lack of imagination.”*




Shine Like the Stars (On the Serpent’s Scales)

“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*




Sweet Temptation

“It’s one date. One date, Kris. You aren’t going to die.” Megan insists.*




Must Love Dogs

After sifting through canine nutritionists, pet psychologists, and professional dog trainers, singer Bill Kaulitz hires handsome dog walker Tom Trümper to look after his babies. Will he get more than just another employee?




Eye of the Storm

Three months into their five-year mission, Spock is still with Uhura, and Spock and Jim are at each other’s throats when the Enterprise is sent to investigate another lightning storm in space. They encounter a Vulcan ship, commanded by Captain Spock and his very illogical First Officer Jim Kirk who, to everyone’s shock, are happily married and in love with each other. The other Kirk disapproves of the fact that his counterpart is letting Uhura have what should be ‘rightfully his’ and is determined to ‘set things right,’ but the problem is, no one appreciates his meddling.*




Remnants

At the edge of the world, in a disease ridden desert, can two strangers find a way to survive?*




Let’s Get Together (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

“Alright, now. Do you have your sleeping bags?” Charles asks.*




Steinway!verse

Being a freshman piano performance major at a prestigious New England conservatory is difficult enough without landing the school’s star baritone as your singer, and inevitably, your hopeless crush.* Oh my god.




New York, New York

Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it’s love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik’s notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles’ heart.*




Old Metal (Blood, Memory, and Rubber Ducks)

Erik is a vampire. Sookie Charles is a telepath. Any questions? A X-Men: First Class/Southern Vampire Mysteries Fusion.*




Deke

Ray Kowalski loves hockey.*




You Will Be For Me and I Will Fight For You

On a Thursday afternoon in early February, Brad Colbert gets arrested by the Los Angeles Police Department.*




Silver Bullets and Circuitry

It’s his dream job; a chance at revenge and a payoff that will buy him the life he always wanted in one once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Adam ‘Silverfyre’ Lambert knows he’s the best merc money can buy but for this job, he’s going to need the very best systems-hacker/datarunner in the game. Lucky for him, he knows exactly who he’s looking for…

Once upon a time, Kris Allen wasn’t afraid of anything. That was then, this is now and Kris has resigned himself to a quiet, discreet life on the right side of the law. He thinks he’s buried his past; right up until a big bad merc calling himself ‘Silverfyre’ comes crashing into his life. He wants Kris’ help and he just won’t take no for an answer.

One last job and they never have to see each other again.

They’ve just got to last that long…*




When You Wish

When Bill makes a wish on the first star of the night, he wishes for the perfect man.

…what he gets is an inconsiderate jerk named Tom.*




Discovery

Lawyer AU.*




FBI AU

Brad’s a cop, Nate’s an FBI agent. They go undercover as a gay couple.*




Crash Into Me

If Kris ever thought of bonding, he thought of Katy. Not the American Idol, an aloof, self-proclaimed rock star in too much eyeliner and leather. He thought of marriage and love, not a last minute desperate attempt from a stranger to save his life.*




Humane Society

Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he’s Charles’ cat and not his boyfriend.*




Lit Up

Mike has synesthesia, which turns out to be a blessing, a bit of a curse, and an unconventional way to finally get his boss naked.*




The Price of Love

Tom’s a warrior and Bill’s a sorcerer, and they are secret lovers who serve the warlord Georg. Although married to Gustav, Georg is being swept by love’s madness inexorably towards Tom. Circumstances then force Georg to marry Tom to save his life. Will Bill’s jealousy transform his friendship for Georg into hatred, and drive his twin into the warlord’s arms?* I <3 melodrama!




Safe From Harm

Bill Trumper, also known as Billy Future, lead singer of Chasing Fire, needs a new bodyguard. Could his ex-boyfriend, Tom, be the man for the job?*




Don’t Get Yourself in Situations

Bill’s been on the move for years, and so accustomed to keeping her heart closed off due to self-protection she’s a little out of touch with how others perceive her.

Tommy’s used to getting everything she wants, but has never been faced with someone she wants so badly.

Will Bill manage to outrun her pursuit, or will Tommy bring her happiness that will haunt her when Bill moves on again?*




You’re Dumbstruck Baby (By My Lovin’)

Musical Tour AU. The one where Kris is almost painfully clueless but Adam wants to date him anyway. *




Paper Monsters

Charles meets Erik Lensherr, his favorite novelist of all time at a coffee shop, but doesn’t know it’s him, and Erik just criticizes his own writing in front of his biggest fan.*




Stereo

Bill entered Kinetic, Berlin’s newest nightclub, because he wanted to take a break from his usual weekend spot.

Bill came back to Kinetic the weekend after that because he wanted to catch a break from the silent DJ, who only speaks to him through the music that he mixes every night.

Bill ended up getting a lot more than he bargained for, for just thirty Euros for club entry every weekend.*




Swan Princess Nate ‘Verse

Brad falls in love with a girl. Turns out she’s a man by day.*




Semper Cum Scuto (Always With the Shield)

Generation Kill fusion fic with Marvel Comics (X-Men, Avengers, Defenders, Iron Man and others). Someone had to finally write Brad as Iceman.*




Our House, In the Middle of Our Street

An alternate universe (they’re all not mutants, just human) where Charles is a social worker who fosters troubled kids, and one day he meets Erik, an ex-druggie/ex-convict (or whatever else, I leave it to anon to figure out which demons are chasing him) who reluctantly agrees to stay for only a while, but ends up staying for good and helping Charles to raise the kids. Awkward parenting ensues.*




No Substitution

Jensen’s an Omega who’s never once felt the desire to bend over for an Alpha. Until he meets Jared.*




Unethical Behavior In the Workplace

Nate works for a company in research and development. He doesn’t know how he sleeps at night. Better Off Ted AU.*




Après moi le deluge

“That,” he says, “is how you know it was close.” – Sebastian Junger, War*




Friends? I’d Say Family

Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*




All of My Tomorrows (With You)

While Kris Allen, undercover LAPD, is on assignment, he meets Adam Lambert, with whom he feels a deep connection. Kris breaks his own rule about forming relationships while undercover and sleeps with Adam, only to discover that Adam is DEA and that he lied to Kris. Kris has to put his own hurt aside to work with Adam, but will Adam be able to convince Kris that they could be more than partners on this assignment?*




Fractures

“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”




The Sanctuary

Stiles runs away during his first heat, right into the waiting and ambiguously scary arms of the Alpha’s nephew, Derek Hale. He doesn’t have any choice except to submit, but along the way, he digs up a mystery that threatens his family and even the town’s safety.*




White Rabbit’s Adventures in Manhattan

Harvey Specter hates kittens. Puppies, turtles, goldfish, guinea pigs – if it’s a commonly kept household pet, Harvey has nothing but palpable scorn for it.* Sequel to Friends? I’d Say Family.




Slow Is Smooth

Prequel to Cheating Fairly.* IT’S BACK. This takes you to a megaupload for the PDF.




Going Somewhere Slowly

In theory, moving in with Nate seems like a great idea.*




Two Halves

“Without half-time, there would be no occasion to use one of the most enduring clichés to describe football: ‘It’s a game of two halves.’” Coda to The Running Play.




In the Moonlight, On a Joyride

Librarian AU. Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him.*




The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized

Arthur is the son of the ruler, and an Omega male. Eames is leading the revolution. Which kidnaps Arthur. This is only the start of their problems.*




What Part of Forever

Vulcan is considering seceding from the Federation; Spock, a researcher at the VSA, decides now is a good time to catch up on being Human. So he visits Earth and hires Jim Kirk as his guide, with predictable results. Inspired loosely by Pretty Woman before taking on a life of its own with more sex; semi-serious rom-com.*




Of Darkness and Light

Adam Lambert, a young L.A. musician, lost his sight in a car wreck that also took the life of his lover. Now, two years later, he has finally put that dark time in his past– but how will he cope when his new personal assistant, Kris Allen, unknowingly brings it all bubbling back to the surface?*




His Last Hurrah

This is a romantic comedy fic…not angsty one. Kris is told he only has three months to live (we find out later there was a mistake at the hospital and he really isn’t dying) so he decides to spend it doing things he’s always wanted to do but was too afraid to try. During his “new life”, he meets Adam. Based on the movie “Last Holiday” with Queen Latifah.*




The Go To Guy

When Harvey called, Mike answered the phone on the third ring with a curt, breathless “Hello?”*




The Kids Are Alright

In the end it will be Charles Xavier who convinces Erik to trust again. (Single Parent AU that is “not as AU as you think”)*




I Seem to Be a Verb

The thing about London that Arthur liked most was that if you wanted to disappear everyone would let you, without a lot of fuss. And if you wanted to open a bookshop that only sold books on applied sciences, people might call you a lousy businessman, but mostly they’d leave you alone. Basically, no one in London gave two shillings for what Arthur did, which was why Arthur liked London enough to sell books on architecture, design, and engineering at a bookshop called The Robie House, a name he’d chosen on a whim when he was signing the papers and regretted ever since.*




Wine Sipping Communists

After the restaurant closes at 12am, Brad puts all the open bottles of wines-by-the-glass on the bar and says, “We’re not leaving until these are done.” He gives each of the busboys, the waiters, the sous chefs a stern look, then his gaze finds Nate. “Unless our superior officer has something to say about it.”*




Bitch-slap.

“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”*




You Kind of Stayed With Me

Yeah, Adam’s gay, and has an extensive knowledge of flowers and fabrics and he makes fantastic color palettes for weddings, but…does that mean that he has to be the walking stereotype of a wedding planner? *




Tin Man

Eliot was created in a lab, a cybernetic soldier. Now he’s trying to learn how to be human, finding a family and falling in love along the way.*




Imprimatur

Mike was raised to believe Imprint was a life-changing event for those few lucky enough to experience it. Harvey was raised to believe it was a form of mental illness. When it actually happened, neither of them noticed.*




Call Me Jim

Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*




Between Breathing and Daydreaming

They ride on the same train, every day without fail, to jobs that they just don’t care for anymore. And everyday at the same time, one of them is thinking up stories about the other’s life, while said other sits in their iPod bliss and nods up and down. Fingers become ten tiny drumsticks, to the music that only they can hear; the music that’s just for him that morning.But some days you get a rare chance to break from routine.*




Twelve Thousand Dollar Suits

every fandom needs a good prostitution AU.*




The Love of My Fucking Life

Kris feels like he should say something, something meaningful, that can sum up their relationship: beautiful parting words maybe, or even cruel ones, but something better than this horrible silence that stretches between them.

It’s no use. He’s always been shit at meaningfulness. With enough time, Kris usually comes up with profound, moving things. With enough time and distance, he even turns those things into songs.

Right now, looking at Adam, all he can come with is: `How did we let it end like this, so dreadful, so empty? When did we stop being enough for each other?*




The Taming of the Shrew

Kris thought he was honestly prepared for anything after Adam came home with six bags of prunes to prevent constipation, and tried to make him dry swallow a box of antacids: ‘Just in case, Kris, the books say heartburn is painful’. Kris should have remembered the courtship, and never let down his guard.* Sequel to Too Mer to Woo Peaceably.




You Take the Myth, I’ll Take the Blood

AU in which Eames is the MMA fighter no one messes with, and Arthur is his lover, plain and simple.*




Let Not My Love Be Called Idolatry

A high school AU wherein Eames is a shy sweet nervous drama geek and Arthur is the confident popular gorgeous student council president; and lo, there is much pining and awkwardness and, eventually, kissing.*




Brand New Colony

“A twenty says I last two minutes,” Mike says, slapping the note down in front of Donna resolutely.*




Dream a Little Dream

“Here’s the thing–Eames and Arthur are both decorated war vets.”*




New Beautiful Things to Come

Erik runs a kosher bakery. Charles comes in for baked goods. They play chess, eat meringues, people drop other people’s keys down the toilet, and there’s mutant performance art.*




Tennessee Waltz

“I feel you should be aware, sir, that I fucking hate country music. I thought you should know that before you decided whether to hire me or not.”

“Well, Mr. Colbert,” Nate said, leaning back in his chair, “I guess that depends on whether your hatred for Walt’s musical stylings extends to letting him get shot.”*




My Best Friend’s Brother

Tom had a crush on Georg for years, but Georg’s younger brother Bill comes crashing into his life, as a replacement or maybe something more…*




The Only Place You Wanna Be

Jim and Gaila are department store elves, with McCoy playing Santa and Amanda Grayson starring as Mrs. Claus. When Amanda’s son comes to town for a holiday break, Jim is determined to make Spock this year’s Christmas present. Then it gets complicated.*




A Kiss From a Rose

Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*




The Sonnet Series

Erik Lehnsherr is a visiting professor at Columbia University, as well as an acclaimed and award winning poet. Charles Xavier is a lead researcher with the Genetics Department who is well on his way to tenure. But what happens when Charles has to cancel a class because half his students abandon him in favour of a mysterious new English Lit professor? Naturally he ends up sitting in in the class, where Professor Lehnsherr mistakes him for a student. It’s really too bad Erik has such a strict policy against dating students. It’s also too bad Erik doesn’t seem to know how to use Google.




Noblesse Oblige

This was not a normal day. This day existed to prove that hell was real and it came with musical accompaniment by will.i.am. On this day, Steve figured out how to get him out of the office and torment him at the same time by sending him to the godforsaken DNC where it was all ‘we shall overcome,’ oh-happy-day bullshit.*




Friendly Fire Still Burns

Kink meme fill. Alex/Hank, epic teen couple, modern AU. Alex is the football captain. Hank is the president of the NHS and set for Harvard. Even though they’re broken up, prom can’t help but be an angsty love fest.*




High and Dangerous

Erik’s always dreamed of playing football for Bayern, but it’s Arsenal who comes calling. A soccer AU.*




How to Find Your Dragon

Vikings rely on their dragons for just about everything. So Bill, the village’s only dragonless Viking, is destined for a lifetime of misery, solitude, and all-around loserdom. Or is he?*




This Tornado Loves You

A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it.*




Blind Date

It took Kris a while to figure out what was weird about this blind date. *




Age Difference AU

Raven is six years older than Charles; Charles has never really considered this age difference vitally important in one way or another, except to decide that even if Raven were six years younger than Charles, she would probably boss him around in the exact same way. He doesn’t really think much of the difference between fifteen and twenty-one, until Raven comes home from college for a study weekend with her new best friend in tow, introduces him cheerfully as Erik Lehnsherr, and Charles finds himself falling head-over-heels into a train wreck of doomed lust.*




Were!cat

In retrospect, Stiles probably shouldn’t have tried to pet the cat.*




Know Thyself

Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry!*




Of Mikes and Men

It’s not like Mike’s an actual virgin.*




The King’s Page

Jim gets a job at the royal palace and finds himself falling for King Spock, heir to the Vulcan Empire.*




Fall Better

Figure Skating AU. It starts with a pair of skates (they have toe picks). It doesn’t end there. A story of two skaters featuring a cat, a gender-specific couch and a lot of ice.*




Diamond in the Rough

Grant graduates from college, promptly has a mental breakdown, and winds up in Stockholm, all without being quite certain how it happened. A Micke (Alexander Skarsgard)/Grant Hillman (Stark Sands) fic. *




This is Only Now (Where Do We Go From Here)

Modern AU, where an older Alex (in his mid twenties?) somehow figures out/recieves the news that, no, his younger brother didn’t die in the crash like he’d been told, and then sets out to find him. The catch is, Scott’s been adopted and adores his ‘dad’, who is incidentally the adorkable Hank McCoy.*




Hand In Hand Is the Only Way to Land

Arthur meets a far-too-appealing stranger when he brings a foundling kitten to Arthur’s pet store. This is their story.*




And My Glory Shall Be Love

There is little that Agent Mike Wynn takes more seriously than the life of Vice President Nate Fick. When the number of death threats starts to climb, he calls in the one person he’s sure he can trust, USMC Sgt. Brad Colbert, and assigns him the 24/7 task of being the Vice President’s shadow.*




Mind-Control Is the Only Explanation

[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.*




Half Past the Point of Oblivion ‘verse

Brad unexpectedly meets a charming street hustler who insinuates himself into Brad’s heart and life. Can Brad get him off the street? Does he want off the street?*




Just a Little Touch

“You’re having me on. You expect me to believe you’re not interested at all in finding your mate? The dom to your sub? The one who holds the key to your frozen, black heart?”*




Loop de Loop (A London 2012 AU)

Charles Xavier inadvertently rents out his London studio to a member of the German Gymnastics Team.*




The Crumb

Alex works in a sandwich shop where Shaw is the meanest boss you could ever have. Erik is the Grandmaster of bread-making and there’s practically a cult formed in his name. Except Erik never shows himself. Enter Charles, the unyielding customer who MUST pay his compliments to the god behind the sandwiches.

Shaw is a right bastard (what’s new) and picks on Alex left, right and center because of all the staff (apart from Erik because he CAN’T fire the Hand of the Baking God), Alex easily has the most flawed demeanor and attitude that can justify reproach.

Cue Erik teaching Alex how to make the best fucking sandwiches so that there’s no way Shaw can fire him. Hank helps Alex by only buying food when Alex is there and taste testing each new sandwich (some horrible, some great).*




Things That Don’t Exist series

Everything is falling apart, and the one person Brent needs most is the one he can’t tell.*




Dazed and Clueless

High school AU. Brad decides that Kris and Adam ought to be dating, so he hatches an elaborate scheme and involves everyone else in the plot.*




From Wood and From Ivory

Sidney Crosby, captain of the high school hockey team the Seabirds, gets more than he bargained for when Russian Exchange student Alex Ovechkin shows up. Suddenly, Sid’s whole universe is upside down, his hard-fought routine is disrupted, and his world-view altered.*




To Taste

In the game of love, food has an unfair advantage.

In which Kris is a gourmet chef, and Adam is a Hollywood PA on a simple lunch run.*




The West Coast Two-Step

1888, Reno, NV. Sheriff Brad Colbert used to get along just fine…that is, until a morning shootout broke out in his town leaving three men dead. A babyfaced stranger by the name of Fick rolls in around the same time, and Brad ain’t convinced the two events aren’t related.*




All’s Faery In Love and War

When Mike heads towards Harvey’s office on Tuesday morning, he doesn’t expect to see Harvey wrestling a giant troll.*