Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*
angst, AU, chris/steve, creature, cwrps, dark, death, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
When the invasion came, no one was ready. Humanity faltered. We died by the thousands, then by the millions. Nationals fell before them before the survivors could begin to hold them back.*
AU, cwrps, jared/jensen, kalireynn, kellwyntar, nc17, realperson, scifi, slash
In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*
arsenic, AU, brendon/ryan, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*
arsenic, AU, brendon/ryan, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*
AU, brendon/ryan, clairdebonair, falloutboy, fluff, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.
AU, brendon/ryan, clairdebonair, falloutboy, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*
adventure, angst, AU, brendon/ryan, creature, dark, falloutboy, frank/gerard, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, seraph05, slash, violence
William owns a bakery in Chicago.*
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, gymclassheros, humor, lemmethinknooo, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis, travis/william
This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*
abuse, angst, AU, brendon/ryan, brendon/spencer, dark, emilyray, historical, horror, ignipes, jon/ryan, nc17, panicatthedisco, rape, realperson, slash, torture, violence
Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*
AU, battiehattie, brendon/ryan, drama, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, formerlydf, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, postcanon, realperson, scifi, slash
Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*
abuse, angst, arsenic, AU, bob/spencer, brendon/jon/ryan, dark, falloutboy, frank/gerard, horror, mikey/ray, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, rape, realperson, slash, violence
“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, provetheworst, realperson, slash, smut
When his alarm goes off, Ryan thinks very, very seriously about skipping his classes and calling in sick to work.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, jcondite, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Brendon had always danced. Even when he was really little, he’d steal his older sisters’ dress-up skirts and twirl and twirl in them until he was sick and had to collapse to catch his breath, and then he’d do it again. Of course, he’d gotten older and stopped stealing his sisters’ clothing, mostly because they had no qualms about ganging up on him and forcibly taking it back, usually with merciless tickling and pinching. Was it his fault he fit their jeans better than they did?*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, darksylvia, falloutboy, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*
angst, AU, bloodsport, brendon/ryan, creature, dark, darksylvia, falloutboy, horror, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, violence
Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, harrietvane, kidfic, kink, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, favorite, harrietvane, humor, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term.*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, drama, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, zarah5
Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, softlyforgotten
Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*
AU, brendon/ryan, fluff, frank/gerard, imntsaying, mikey/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*
angst, AU, drama, duo/heero, gundamwing, lonewolf, nc17, slash, toys
Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*
adventure, AU, brendon/ryan, humor, ignipes, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, realperson, savvygambols
A year in the life; teaching at a private Catholic high school.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, telis
“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, crossdressing, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*
adellyna, AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, trollprincess
Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*
AU, cwrps, favorite, jared/jensen, lexzilla, r, realperson, slash
When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*
angst, AU, cwrps, death, favorite, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, texankate
They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.
adellyna, AU, creature, dark, death, favorite, frank/gerard, gore, horror, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Gerard is a Speaker for the Dead.* Space AU!
alex_boylove, angst, AU, death, drama, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, scifi, slash
Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*
AU, bloodsport, brendon/spencer, creature, dark, death, disarm_d, horror, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
He remembers Nicky Sharpton calling from Korea and saying, “Shep, I swear, she’s amazing, you’ll love her; I can’t wait for you to meet her.”*
angst, AU, death, drama, horror, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, speranza, stargateatlantis, violence
the story of how I wrote what turned into an extremely long, somewhat non-linear, Gay Anti-Mafia AU with threesomes and betrayals and Fighting (because my love is PURE, Chow Yun Fat!) starring My Chemical Romance with bonus Pete/Patrick.*
angst, AU, bob/gerard/ray, dark, death, falloutboy, frank/mikey, missmollyetc, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash, smut, threesome, violence
Mikey never listens to music anymore, not since the night he stumbled out the back door of a club too wasted to notice that the girl he was following had eyes that flashed black as coal and there was probably something a little bit strange about that.*
angst, AU, bandom/supernatural, dark, death, gen, horror, ignipes, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, supernatural, violence
“Jesus Christ,” Spencer says, and stabs his fork into his lettuce. It doesn’t help any. “How the fuck do you misplace a five-liter bottle of copper solution? Especially if it’s five-molar copper solution — the shit is bright blue, Ryan, it’s bright fucking blue.”*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, panicatthedisco, parcae, r, realperson, slash
High school aged Waycest, only very slightly AU, it’s 2007 and Gerard is 19, Mikey’s almost 16, having lost his hearing in an accident when he was 13.*
AU, drama, fallingfortruth, frank/gerard, gerard/mikey, incest, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, spleenjournal
Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*
angst, AU, crossdressing, drama, fallingfortruth, frank/gerard, genderswap, het, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, spleenjournal
Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*
angst, AT, AU, fallingfortruth, frank/gerard, genderswap, het, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, spleenjournal
Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*
AU, drama, falloutboy, favorite, fluff, jamjar, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*
AU, bellheim, bob/mikey, dark, drama, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash, weird
Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*
AU, chris/steve, cwrps, dark, drama, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, nubreed, realperson, slash, smut
Working Girl AU, written for the reel_band challenge.
AU, bexless, brendon/ryan, drama, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*
adellyna, AU, brendon/ryan, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*
AU, bluejbird, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, mpreg, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
When you work in retail in a quiet shopping center, there’s not a whole lot to do except gossip and fall in love. Luckily, the latter provides the former, especially when there’s a love hexagon involved.*
AU, brendon/ryan, draicana, drama, falloutboy, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
“Where — where are you from?”*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, creature, historical, jon/spencer, nova33, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, secrethitmen, slash
An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*
AU, brendon/ryan, favorite, fluff, jezzabe, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
The boys form a jazz band at a Chicago speakeasy in the late 1920s.*
AU, brendon/ryan, falloutboy, foxxcub, historical, jon/spencer, lifeslushlips, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
When Spencer Smith wakes on December 1st, he is in hell.*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, drama, jon/spencer, maleyka, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.
AU, beingothrwrldly, brendon/ryan, fluff, jon/spencer, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Jon likes to think his problems began when the coffee shop across the street opened up. In all honesty, though, they began the day Frank moved in with Gerard a month before Valentine’s Day.* Sequel to Jon’s Bookstore.
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, foxxcub, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you’ve inherited a business.*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, falloutboy, fluff, foxxcub, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*
AU, brendon/ryan, drama, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, silveretoile, slash
This isn’t rhythm at all, it’s chaos. It’s fire. And that’s kind of what Brendon is, the bundle of energy and chaos and fire, no rhythm or rhyme, just madness, impossibly beautiful madness.* Sequel to Everybody Needs a Place to Start, prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, lolab, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*
AU, bob/frank/gerard, dirasudis, fairytale, fluff, genderswap, het, mikey/ray, mychemicalromance, pg, realperson, slash
It’s been more than a year, and John still can’t believe that Elizabeth’s gone.*
angst, AU, death, drama, het, kidfic, mckay/sheppard, nc17, sheppard/weir, slash, stargateatlantis, wesleysgirl
A resident of Cascade, Wa. needs to get away and decides on Africa, where he hears a tale of a magical white man living with the great mountain gorillas of Uganda.*
alyjude, angst, AU, blair/jim, death, r, slash, thesentinel, violence
Revolution is never an easy choice – and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and Ministry… Harry doesn’t need any more complications.* Sixth in the series.
angst, AU, dark, death, draco/harry, drama, favorite, gore, harrypotter, horror, lightningonthewave, r, slash, suspense, violence
In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.* The seventh and final part of the series.
angst, AU, dark, death, draco/harry, drama, favorite, gore, harrypotter, horror, lightningonthewave, r, rape, slash, suspense, torture
Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*
AU, bella/edward, het, humor, mistresselektra, r, twilight
High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*
AU, cash/singer, genderswap, het, humor, jezzabe, nc17, realperson, thecab
A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, witheveryspark
Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, witheveryspark
“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*
airgiodslv, AU, cobrastarship, favorite, frank/gerard, gabe/william, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, scifi, slash, theacademyis
Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, cobrastarship, falloutboy, favorite, gabe/william, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis, theacademyis, underage
William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*
angst, AU, cash/singer, cobrastarship, creature, dark, gabe/william, horror, miserylovedme, nc17, realperson, riflethrough, slash, theacademyis, thecab
A rewrite of Pillow Talk as silly slash.
AU, dean/sam, eighthhorizon, fluff, incest, r, slash, supernatural
A young shaman is caught out in the open during a moonhunt and his life is forever changed.*
abuse, angst, AU, blair/jim, dolmir, drama, nc17, rape, slash, thesentinel
Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*
AU, creature, drama, fantasy, houstonknights, james, levon/joe, nc17, slash, weird, wolfling
An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*
AU, aya/ken, drama, favorite, forsaken, nc17, schuldig/yohji, slash, violence, weisskreuz
They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.
AU, aya/irvine/squall/yohji, aya/yohji, favorite, finalfantasy8, finalfantasy8/weisskreuz, foursome, irvine/squall, nc17, scribblemoose, slash, weisskreuz
After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*
adventure, AU, fluff, harrypotter, harrypotter/stargateatlantis, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg13, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*
AU, bandom/xmen, creature, falloutboy, frank/gerard, iphignia939, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, r, realperson, scifi, slash, xmen
A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*
adventure, angst, AU, bandom/jurassicpark, cash/singer, death, falloutboy, favorite, frank/gerard, gore, horror, jurassicpark, mychemicalromance, nc17, patrick/pete, queensheep, realperson, scifi, slash, thecab, violence
Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience.*
angst, AU, draco/harry, drama, goldsnitcher, harrypotter, r, slash
Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.
angst, AU, dark, death, draco/harry, drama, favorite, gore, harrypotter, lightningonthewave, r, slash, violence
The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.
angst, AU, dark, death, draco/harry, drama, favorite, gore, harrypotter, lightningonthewave, r, slash, violence
Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*
angst, AU, draco/harry, drama, fluff, harrypotter, katanesdreamer, pg13, slash
Seven years after graduation and now twenty-four year old Draco is struggling to maintain his life. With a job he hates, that keeps him away from home for months at a time, he tries to keep together his friendships. Everyone is back. Join the crew as they find their way in the ‘real world’ and also struggle to find and maintain love and happiness.* Sequel to Life as Experience Through Your Fingers.
angst, AU, draco/harry, drama, goldsnitcher, harrypotter, r, slash
For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*
AU, bexless, brendon/spencer, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, jon/ryan, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, zarah5
“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*
AU, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, creature, falloutboy, humor, jon/ryan, mpreg, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.
AU, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, creature, falloutboy, humor, jon/ryan, kidfic, mpreg, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*
AU, fluff, jon/ryan, kidfic, nova33, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.
adventure, AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, jon/ryan, mintyfiend, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, jon/ryan, kidfic, mintyfiend, panicatthedisco, pg, postcanon, realperson, slash
Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*
AU, brendon/spencer, humor, jon/ryan, nova33, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, scifi, slash
Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes
AU, fluff, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, sevenfists, slash
Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*
AU, dean/sam, firefly, firefly/supernatural, fluff, incest, pg13, slash, subterrain, supernatural
Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*
annella, AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, underage
She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*
AU, creature, dean/sam, drama, hisdarkmaterials, hisdarkmaterials/supernatural, incest, nc17, setissma, slash, supernatural
Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*
angst, AU, bloodsport, brenda, dave/harry/karl/orlando, drama, favorite, foursome, gore, kink, lotrrips, nc17, postcanon, slash, threesome
Boromir doesn’t follow the storyline. Faramir doesn’t either. Guh.
AU, bloodsport, boromir/faramir, drama, hel, incest, lordoftherings, nc17, rape, slash, violence
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part two of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
angst, AU, bloodsport, dark, dean/sam, drama, drugs, horror, incest, nc17, reic, slash, smut, supernatural, torture
In a world where vampirism is a semi-common infectious blood disease instead of a demonic curse, how do the boys of MCR react when Fran Iero contracts the virus?*
angst, anywhat, AU, bloodsport, dark, frank/gerard, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, violence
Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*
AU, bexless, drama, fairytale, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Ryan was an artist.* After Patrick’s Garden Center and Patrick Has a Truck.
AU, fluff, jon/spencer, ohnoscarlett, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, tuesdaysgone
“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.
AU, bexless, bob/ray, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
The hockey AU.*
abuse, angst, AU, dark, dirasudis, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash, violence
Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*
abuse, AU, drama, fluff, het, humor, logan/veronica, queenhaq, r, veronicamars
In the Bronze Age, Jen is studying to be a healer, resigned to a life of quietness in his tribe. Though that may change when Jaret, leader of a barbarian horde, gallops into his life.*
abuse, angst, astri13, AU, chris/steve, cwrps, dark, drama, historical, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, torture, violence
The handsome space warrior and the slave of his desire.*
abuse, AU, cwrps, dark, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, rape, realperson, scifi, slash, smearedkohl, smut, torture, violence
When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.*
abuse, AU, cwrps, drama, fleshflutter, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, torture
Dean Winchester left his father to live a “normal” life. Eight years later and he is a failing teacher in a small town, ignoring anything supernatural. Until he meets Sam Miller.*
abuse, angst, AU, cottonmouth, dean/sam, r, slash, supernatural, torture, violence
High School AU based on the “I’m Not OK” video.*
abuse, angst, AU, drama, falloutboy, fluffontop, frank/gerard, mikey/pete, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*
abuse, angst, AU, bondage, dark, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, ryan/spencer, slash, smut, stele3
Series of shorts that make up the Prison AU.*
abuse, angst, arsenic, AU, bob/gerard, dark, drugs, frank/mikey, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, rape, realperson, slash, violence
Gerard and Mikey have lost their parents, but they’ve found Brian.*
abuse, angst, AU, dark, favorite, frank/gerard, harrietvane, horror, kidfic, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, violence
To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*
alec/max, AU, darkangel, drama, het, humor, r, shay, wildsky
“Whoa, hey, backup,” Henri said as he browsed the want ads over Ellison’s shoulder. “Look at that one. Wow.”*
AU, blair/jim, kikkimax, r, slash, thesentinel, violence
It seemed like all I’d done the last year and half was sleep. When Emil was dying, the sleep was involuntary; as the Sentinel hacks decided I was too distraught to be conscious and induced a coma to keep me sane.* Follows Kick Back.
angst, AU, blair/jim, callistaecho, horror, nc17, postcanon, slash, thesentinel
I woke to Roberts’ raised voice in the hall saying, “I’m sorry, but you can’t just go barging into Lord Ellison’s bedroom unannounced.”* Follows Floating on the Edge of the World.
abuse, angst, AU, blair/jim, callistaecho, dark, drama, horror, nc17, postcanon, rape, slash, thesentinel, torture, violence
We were sleeping, that curious sleep of mid-afternoon, where dreams always seem to be bigger, wilder-sadder, than the ones during the night. My health was returning; Sandburg’s was deteriorating; and the air was thick with the humid smell of illness.* Follows So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home.
abuse, angst, AU, blair/jim, callistaecho, dark, drama, horror, nc17, postcanon, rape, slash, thesentinel, torture, violence
I stretched, and bumped my head on the headboard. I’d never realized Roberts’ bed was so much shorter than mine. Sandburg would fit into it nicely. No, I’d give him the guest suite. He’d have more room and its location on the other side of the house meant he wouldn’t crowd me.* Follows New Geography.
abuse, angst, AU, blair/jim, callistaecho, dark, horror, nc17, postcanon, rape, slash, thesentinel, torture, violence
The wall came up suddenly out of nowhere and Blair hit it hard, bouncing off, landing in the filth of the alley. Before he couldn’t scramble to his feet, the heavy net hit him, trapping him. Boots kicked, connecting with his ribs and his back and his stomach, and all he could do was keep his arms around his head and hope they didn’t bash his skull in.* Follows What Comes Together.
abuse, angst, AU, blair/jim, callistaecho, dark, horror, nc17, postcanon, rape, slash, thesentinel, torture, violence
It was cold and a thin layer of ice seemed to coat everything. With each footstep, a sharp aching crack would sound, and the sound would ping off the sides of his brain, echoing and finally fading, replaced with the sound of the next footstep and then the next, until his head felt cold and brittle and filled with sound of things breaking off.*
abuse, angst, AU, blair/jim, callistaecho, horror, nc17, postcanon, rape, slash, thesentinel, torture, violence
Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*
AU, falloutboy, gen, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, theacademyis
Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*
AU, falloutboy, favorite, fluff, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, shoemaster, slash
Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, humor, jezzabe, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Ficus plants, pancakes, and a very surly Patrick.*
AU, falloutboy, marigolde, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash, underage
Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*
AU, falloutboy, favorite, ficjournal, fluff, humor, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Beauty and the Beast… sort of.*
angst, AU, creature, fairytale, falloutboy, horror, impertinence, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.
abuse, angst, AU, dark, drama, favorite, gen, harrypotter, lightningonthewave, pg13, torture, violence
“Would you like to hold the babies?” The nurse smiled down at the woman who, after ten hours of unending labor, didn’t really feel so hot. Kind of like she had just pushed two 8 pound watermelons out of her body. But at the mention of the babies, the residual pain subsided and she nodded her head. At this, two other nurses appeared and each placed a warm newborn – one dark haired and with dark eyes, the other with fair hair and eyes closed – on the crooks of both her arms.*
AU, drama, falloutboy, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash, stereomer, violence
It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*
AU, drama, falloutboy, favorite, iphignia939, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, underage
Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.
AU, drama, falloutboy, fluff, humor, kasha, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*
angst, AU, falloutboy, humor, megyal, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*
AU, drama, falloutboy, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash, underage
Sometimes, Pete really hates his job.*
angst, AU, dark, falloutboy, nc17, okubyokitsune, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, violence
Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.
angst, AU, creature, drama, fairytale, falloutboy, favorite, miserylovedme, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*
AU, falloutboy, fantasy, fluff, humor, miserylovedme, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*
AU, creature, drama, fairytale, falloutboy, iphignia939, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash, violence
So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*
AU, drama, falloutboy, iphignia939, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut, underage
When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*
adellyna, AU, falloutboy, favorite, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut, underage
Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*
adellyna, AU, falloutboy, fluff, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut, underage
It’s the sound of the phone ringing that statles Pete from a restless, shivering half-sleep he fell into only because his body just couldn’t stay awake any longer.*
angst, AU, falloutboy, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, theloyalist
Everyone loves Pete. It’s like a prerequisite for going to school here.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, foxxcub, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash, underage
Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*
AU, falloutboy, favorite, humor, megyal, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Some people are really good liars. Some people can lie like breathing, they can look you straight in the face and sell you on a green sky and a moon made of cheese and send you away happy.*
adellyna, angst, AU, falloutboy, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
Patrick, the musical prodigy and sheltered student. Joe, the ex-student, pissed off and exultant. Pete, the privileged rebel, the visionary. Andy the maquis. Together, somehow, they become a band.*
AU, dark, drama, falloutboy, nc17, patrick/pete, postcanon, realperson, slash, swanswan
Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash, theswearingkind
The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*
AU, enoughoflove, falloutboy, fluff, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*
angst, AU, clarus, crossdressing, drama, favorite, kenshin/sano, nc17, rape, rurounikenshin, slash, violence
Jim is the headmaster of a Military Boys School. Any guess as to who the delinquent is?*
angst, AU, blair/jim, drama, nc17, rape, rentgirl2, slash, thesentinel, underage
Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*
angst, AU, blair/jim, dark, drama, elaine, favorite, nc17, postcanon, rape, slash, thesentinel
Jensen is a stripper, Jared is an innocent college boy that falls head over heels in lust for him, but will Jensen’s deep, dark secret and Jared’s sexual confusing destroy everything?*
angst, AU, cwrps, deviantdev, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, rape, realperson, slash
Heero is a prince in waiting.*
angst, AU, drama, duo/heero, dynadee, fantasy, favorite, foursome, gundamwing, nc17, rape, slash, violence
When he wakes up, everything is dark.*
angst, AU, brendon/spencer, dark, kidfic, mpreg, panicatthedisco, r, rape, realperson, slash, thisisfic, violence
The sequel of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep. Starts fourteen years later… to the day, from the ending of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep.
AU, bob/ray, creature, drama, falloutboy, heartsdesire456, kidfic, mpreg, mychemicalromance, nc17, patrick/pete, rape, realperson, slash, violence
Simon thrust the needle into the man’s arm. The young man would not remember anything that had happened in the last six hours.*
angst, AU, dark, drama, firefly, gore, kellygirl, mal/simon, nc17, slash, smut, torture
Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence.*
AU, bob/brianschechter, carleton97, drama, kidfic, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*
AU, brendon/jon, drama, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, javagenie, kidfic, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years.*
AU, frank/gerard, jubileebanker, kidfic, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*
AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, kidfic, lovelypoet, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.
AU, harrietvane, humor, kidfic, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*
AU, brendon/patrick, drama, falloutboy, fluff, kidfic, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pete/ryan, pg13, realperson, seimaisin, slash
Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*
AU, fluff, frank/gerard, kidfic, maryangel200, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.
abuse, angst, AU, aya/yohji, death, drama, fantasy, favorite, nc17, rape, slash, violence, weisskreuz
Detective Jim Ellison and his partner Megan Connor enroll in Pottery Class for an undercover assignment, and one of them becomes teacher’s pet.*
angst, AU, blair/jim, death, drama, lily, nc17, slash, thesentinel
Naomi, my mother, always told me, “You can be whatever you want to be, sweetheart.”*
angst, AU, blair/jim, death, drama, nc17, slash, thesentinel, tinnean
Jim and Blair make a life for themselves outside of USSP rules.* Sequel to Guidelines: Regulations.
angst, AU, blair/jim, drama, litgal, nc17, slash, thesentinel
Jim and Blair try to find a normal life, but others seek power and threaten the pair.* Sequel to Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
angst, AU, blair/jim, drama, litgal, nc17, slash, thesentinel
A young doctor encounters a mysterious native in the jungles of Borneo.*
angst, AU, blair/jim, drama, nc17, rentgirl2, slash, thesentinel
Cascade profiler, Blair Sandburg, is off to London for a speaking engagement. The only problem is murder threats and mayhem follow. Can his assigned bodyguard help?*
AU, blair/jim, drama, krisser, nc17, slash, suspense, thesentinel, violence
Scotland Yard requests the aid of profiler Blair Sandburg and Detective Ellison. Will they find their jobs waiting for them if they take the case?* Sequel to Murder By Ritual.
AU, blair/jim, drama, krisser, nc17, slash, suspense, thesentinel, violence
Profiler Blair Sandburg faces a puzzling case but finds more danger in facing the senior Ellison.* Sequel to A Wake For Murder.
AU, blair/jim, drama, horror, krisser, nc17, slash, suspense, thesentinel, violence
Jim wasn’t looking for a guide, but then he met Blair Sandburg.*
AU, blair/jim, drama, nc17, slash, smut, spikedluv, thesentinel
After losing his wife, Jensen’s determined to be a good father, even though he doesn’t ever plan on dating again. But once he meets Jared, everything changes.*
angst, AU, aynslee, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, kidfic, r, realperson, slash
Dr. Jared and single-dad Jensen in Seattle, with love and complications.*
AU, audrarose, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, kidfic, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen Ackles has a problem: while his newly-gay boyfriend Jared is perfectly fine with Jensen, their daughters and he all moving into their first home together, he’s not fine with telling his parents about his new life. It doesn’t take long until Jensen’s wish for Jared to come out and to stand up for his family leads to fights and tension. When the perfect occasion arises – the birthday of Jared’s mother – Jared finally gives in and agrees to take Jensen and their daughters to San Antonio to meet his parents. The trip to Texas sucks everyone into a proper roller coaster ride of emotions.*
AU, benitle, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, kidfic, nc17, realperson, slash
There is an Earth where things have turned out a little differently, and the people who go to Atlantis aren’t quite the ones we know.*
AU, magusminor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
Ladies and gentleman, your driver of the Number 21 Air Force Ford Fusion, John Sheppard.*
AU, cellilane, drama, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
Life doesn’t always turn out the way you expect it to.* Sequel to The Proposition.
AU, janeelliot, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
The Ancients’ genes didn’t just confer the power to activate their technology. For ten percent of Earth’s population, like John Sheppard, the ATA gene also gave them Gifts: special abilities that made them admired, envied, and feared. Sheppard was a Charmer, one of the feared ones, whose particular Gift let him create faith whenever he needed to be trusted or believed. But Sheppard didn’t trust himself not to destroy what he loved most. And somewhere along the line, amid the terror and chaos of the Expedition’s first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, what Sheppard loved most had become Rodney McKay. McKay didn’t trust anyone. As soon as you started trusting people, you started counting on them, depending on them, and that was when you became vulnerable. And vulnerable things didn’t survive. So just when, exactly, had he started trusting Sheppard? And what was going to happen, now that he did?*
angst, AU, dark, leah, mckay/sheppard, nc17, scifi, slash, springwoof, stargateatlantis
John ends up refurbishing a supermarket two blocks from campus, and finds that this might be home.*
AU, mckay/sheppard, r, slash, stargateatlantis, taffetablue
“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*
AU, humor, mckay/sheppard, pg13, rageprufrock, slash, stargateatlantis
The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*
AU, fluff, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, notpoetry, slash, stargateatlantis
Jim owns a restaurant and Blair eats there. Love at first sight, baby!*
afropuff, AU, blair/jim, nc17, slash, thesentinel
Jim Ellison goes undercover to try to find the runaway paramour, and son, of a crime boss. He’s about to face his toughest challenge yet — riding herd on a class of six-year-olds — and possibly finding the love of his life.*
AU, blair/jim, pg, scribe, slash, thesentinel
Jim failed the Sentinel Program; Blair has a few theories.*
AU, blair/jim, drama, litgal, pg13, slash, thesentinel
Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.
angst, AU, blair/jim, drama, litgal, pg13, slash, thesentinel
Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, keepaofthecheez, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, keepaofthecheez, nc17, realperson, slash
“I want something that can’t be supplied by the world. Fina, create for me the perfect companion.” “Perfect, Mr. Maxwell? Perfection, specify.” “Create someone that does not bore me, go beyond the boundaries.”*
AU, clarysage, drama, duo/heero, gundamwing, nc17, postcanon, scifi, slash, weird
“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*
AU, cathybites, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, scifi, slash, toys
Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He’s managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he’s getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want? Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she’ll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot. John’s supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney’s learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?*
angst, AU, drama, mckay/sheppard, nc17, outthere, slash, stargateatlantis
Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, keikokichi, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Rodney McKay meets international playboy Johnnie Sheppard on a cruise to the French Riviera.* Written for Reel_SGA challenge.
angst, AU, drama, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, tira_nog
Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*
AU, drama, humor, mckay/sheppard, nc17, orithain, rina, slash, stargateatlantis
Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.
angst, AU, bondage, drama, kink, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, toys, xanthe
So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers?* The author titles this series of John/Rodney ficlets as “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.”
AU, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, yin
What if John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae?* Number 3 in the “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.” series.
AU, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, yin
John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.
AU, humor, mckay/sheppard, r, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
Rodney catches a cold.* Second in the A Far In Iowa Series.
AU, g, mckay/sheppard, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*
AU, coreopsis, fluff, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.
AU, humor, mckay/sheppard, r, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*
AU, fluff, g, humor, mckay/sheppard, sheafrotherdon, slash, stargateatlantis
Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*
AU, fluff, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, yin
Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*
AU, drama, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, toft
Sequel to More Dear Than by la_foile_allure.
angst, AU, dark, dean/sam, drama, drugs, horror, incest, nc17, reic, slash, smut, supernatural, violence
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
angst, AU, creature, dark, dean/sam, drama, drugs, horror, incest, nc17, reic, slash, supernatural, violence
Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.
AU, creature, dark, dean/sam, drama, drugs, horror, incest, nc17, reic, slash, smut, supernatural, threesome
Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*
angst, AU, dark, dean/sam, drama, genderswap, het, horror, incest, nc17, onelittlesleep, slash, smut, supernatural
Gerard looks up and sees Frank’s head poking around the corner of the door to his office.*
airgiodslv, angst, AU, brendon/spencer, dark, frank/gerard, horror, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, scifi, slash, violence
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*
AU, dark, drama, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, imogendisease, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
This is a kidfic AU that goes into the college era.*
angst, AU, dark, drugs, falloutboy, gerard/patrick, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, suspense, thisisfic
In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*
angst, AU, brendon/spencer, creature, dark, death, falloutboy, horror, ladydeathangel, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, thehushsound, violence
A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*
angst, AU, dark, death, frank/gerard, gore, horror, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, stereomer, violence
“Pete and Patrick were still looking expectant, so Mikey said, ‘So we’re a group of…traveling…personal grooming experts. I guess.’ Patrick looked at Gerard. ‘And their priest.’ ‘We’re very spiritual,’ Ray mumbled.”* Sequel to I Have Been All Things Unholy.
angst, AU, bexless, dark, death, gen, horror, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, torture, violence
“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*
angst, AU, bexless, dark, favorite, gen, horror, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, torture, violence
Bob’s just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn’t think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.*
AU, bob/frank, drama, drugs, falloutboy, gerard/patrick, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, thebiggestlie, underage, violence
They’re just superheroes trying to save the world: How Frank convinced Bob to run.*
1001cranes, angst, AU, bob/frank, dark, horror, incest, mychemicalromance, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, scifi, slash, violence
Quasi-apocalyptic futurefic where there are no women. Bad things happen.*
angst, AU, dark, dean/sam, drama, horror, incest, mpreg, nc17, poisontaster, slash, smut, supernatural
Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*
1ightning, AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, kashmir1, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash
Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, memphis86, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash
When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*
AU, blindmadness, fairytale, frank/gerard, mpreg, mychemicalromance, pg, realperson, slash
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the world of fashion.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, ficsoreal, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, ficsoreal, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*
AU, bob/greta, fluff, het, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, thehushsound
Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*
AU, frank/gerard, humor, inpurity, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*
AU, bob/joe, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, suspense, theacademyis, thehushsound
Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.
adventure, AU, harrietvane, humor, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, violence
Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*
AU, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.
AU, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, favorite, het, humor, keltie/ryan, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, vixalicious
Jared and Jensen negotiate the boundaries of their new relationship.* Sequel to Settling Into Now.
abuse, angst, AU, cwrps, drama, horror, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, rape, realperson, slash
Six months after Full Moon, Fast Cars, Sam and Dean are hunting together when the yellow-eyed demon makes a reappearance, and Dean is brought face to face with his old life and the reasons he quit hunting in the first place.* Sequel to Full Moon, Fast Cars.
angst, AU, cottonmouth, dean/sam, drama, horror, incest, r, slash, supernatural, violence
Heero and Duo are taken to an alternate dimension to fight for a new cause.*
AU, bonne, duo/heero, gundamwing, nc17, rayvnfyre, slash, von
After the war, Wufei is transported to another dimension.*
adventure, AU, christy, creature, gundamwing, mel, nc17, quatre/trowa, scifi, slash, violence
Jensen never wanted to fall in love, but now all he wants is to share his life with someone who loves him.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, sinoftheday, slash
Somehow, “Oh, hey, you know how I told you I’m a quarter Irish and a quarter German? Well I forgot to mention that the other half is Demon,” is a little hard to voice.*
angst, AU, bluejbird, brendon/spencer, creature, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Ray didn’t ever lie to his band. Not telling them that he was a werewolf technically wasn’t a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.*
AU, bob/frank/gerard/mikey/ray, creature, dandyfetish, drama, fivesome, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Gerard Way leads a life of quiet desperation. Every morning he wakes up at six-thirty on the dot. He showers and dresses and has a cup of coffee and a cigarette for breakfast. He is out the door by seven-fifteen and in the office by seven-forty-five.*
AU, coffeewordangel, drama, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
Sequel to How the West Was Won.*
AU, bob/spencer, creature, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, shihadachick, slash, smut
Spencer really wishes that “sorry, I had to slay this vampire” was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It’s not like it’s not true.* (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he’s destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffy verse.)
adventure, AU, bob/spencer, creature, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, shihadachick, slash, violence
The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though; Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck.*
AU, falloutboy, humor, ladystargazer, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can’t actually see her at first. He’s twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.*
AU, bob/patrick, carleton97, falloutboy, genderswap, het, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*
AU, drugs, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, ishidashipper, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Spy AU, you knew it was coming.*
adventure, AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, stereomer, torture
Special Collector’s edition of Axe: The Horror of Man, complete with new techniques to master and a special making-of documentary! Or something. The Game Designers AU.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, favorite, humor, panicatthedisco, provetheworst, r, realperson, slash
Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*
AU, brendon/spencer, disarm_d, fluff, humor, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.
AU, bellebing, bob/brendon, favorite, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, seekritbandomlj, slash, thecab
Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*
AU, bob/brendon, favorite, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, seekritbandomlj, slash, thecab
There are some days when Frank sits around his apartment for hours, wandering from the kitchen to the dining area to the bedroom to the bathroom in nothing but his pajamas, and just regrets.*
AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, reservedxusrnm, slash
In which Bob owns a tattoo shop and the rest of the MCR boys work for him. Frank is the new guy, and Gerard is in so much trouble. PatD boys also make an appearance.*
AU, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, ofevangeline, r, realperson, slash
Rodney is sort of angered beyond all possible comprehension at the new batch of scientists.*
adventure, AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash
Follows Sublimation. Alex is totally afraid of aliens.*
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, creature, humor, johnson/singer, r, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis, thecab
Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
The beginning of the semester always gets Frank jittery, but in a good way. It’s one of those times when everything seems new and possible, and the stress of exams and term papers seems a lifetime away.*
AU, drama, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash, wordslinging
Spencer’s Mom really kind of loves Bob. Follows Girl!Spencer. Wait, what?*
AU, bob/spencer, genderswap, het, humor, jokerandthief, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
It’s all Pete Wentz’s fault, the t-shirts.*
AU, bob/spencer, genderswap, het, humor, jokerandthief, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.*
AU, bob/gerard, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, pg, realperson, scribblesinsand, slash
Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, humor, joe/spencer, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, sinsense, slash
Step 1: Watch the music video for “A Little Less Sixteen Candles…” Step 2: Listen to “Vampires Will Never Hurt You.” Step 3: Mix liberally.*
angst, AU, dark, drama, frank/gerard, horror, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash, violence, wordslinging
At the end, it wasn’t that he didn’t realize he had a problem, that he was in trouble. It was just that, even knowing that, he couldn’t stop himself-or believed he couldn’t, which amounted to the same thing.*
angst, AU, dark, death, frank/gerard, horror, mikey/ray, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash, wordslinging
You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.
AU, dakotastale, falloutboy, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Frank’s a rock star. Gerard’s a bodyguard hired to protect him. Together they fight crime. Shenanigans ensue.*
adventure, AU, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Brendon shifts his weight from foot to foot, and tries to keep his expression casually disinterested as he scans the bulletin board outside of the student activities office.*
AU, brendon/jon/ryan/spencer, drama, foursome, humor, imntsaying, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Jensen’s hit by a curse when giving Sam and Dean a helping hand with a case. His life instantly turns… interesting and it really wasn’t all that dull to begin with.*
AU, cwrps, cwrps/darkangel/supernatural, darkangel, dean/sam, genderswap, humor, incest, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, supernatural
In which Jensen is a school teacher, Jared is a TV star, and the rest of the gang fill out random positions around them.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, jezzabe, pg13, realperson, slash
Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*
AU, cwrps, devearl, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, lostt1, nc17, realperson, slash
AU in the vein of movies like Hitch – Jensen’s an unofficial advice guru, and Jared’s his latest project. Except while Jensen’s supposed to be helping Jared end up with the woman of his dreams, he falls for him instead.*
AU, belyste, cwrps, drama, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
So they’re not called pageants, they’re called “scholarship programs.”*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, raselased, realperson, slash
Based loosely (VERY loosely) on the Friends episode “The One With the Stoned Guy” with Jensen as the neurotic chef and Jared as the stoned restauranteur.*
AU, coffeeinbed, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, r, realperson, slash
A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*
astri13, AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, pg13, realperson, slash
It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.
AU, belyste, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*
AU, cwrps, darkreaction, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen would not wear bandanas on his head, so Jared makes him a gay beauty queen.* Remake of Miss Congeniality.
AU, cwrps, drama, humor, jared/jensen, loonymoony, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared’s in a punk band and Jensen’s a rudeboy. This is what happens when they go on tour together.*
AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, matchstickmen, nc17, realperson, slash
Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*
AU, brendon/cash, falloutboy, fluff, gymclassheros, humor, keuble-fic, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, theacademyis, thecab
Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*
adellyna, AU, fluff, humor, jon/spencer, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash
Bandboys with superpowers! Sort of…*
adellyna, AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, humor, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, r, realperson, scifi, slash
They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*
AU, bob/spencer, fluff, het, jubileebanker, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Bands? What bands? Everyone’s in film school.*
AU, bob/spencer, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, maleyka, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Going to college in a new town, far away from home, Jared finds friends and maybe more, but he also realizes that you can’t hide your past forever.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared is a powerful CEO that gets a taste of the simple life when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
Our Sam swaps lives with Sam from an alternate reality, one without ghosts and ghoulies.*
AU, dean/sam, drama, gillian, humor, incest, nc17, slash, supernatural
AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, trollprincess
In which Jared tries to drink himself to heterosexuality, Jensen’s lips ruin everything, and Chad is a crappy best friend.*
1ightning, AU, cwrps, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
While on leave from the police force, Detective Frank Iero occupies himself with three things: drinking, brawling, and being alone. But when a series of brutal murders calls him back to active duty, he must find a killer while confronting people from his past, including estranged best friend turned businessman Mikey Way, and deal with his unwilling attraction to Mikey’s enigmatic older brother Gerard.*
angst, AU, death, frank/gerard, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, suspense, tuesdaysgone, violence
It turns out that happily ever after really only is something that happens in fairytales, and life as a vampire slayer is certainly not one of those.* Sequel to How the West Was Won (And Where It Got Us)
AU, bob/spencer, brendon/jon/ryan, drama, humor, katrin, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, shihadachick, slash, threesome, violence
Jared’s spending his last summer before college on the beach in a tiny southern California town. Enter messed up Jensen with an odd fixation with the ocean.*
angst, AU, cwrps, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, toxica939
She down Brendon had seen her staring, because Spencer hadn’t been able to keep her eyes off her for the rest of the shoot. She’s pretty sure everyone had seen her staring.*
airgiodslv, AU, brendon/spencer, genderswap, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Wherein Bob gets a mail order bride, and gets more than he bargained for.*
AU, bob/gerard, crossdressing, fluff, mwestbelle, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Spencer could be ‘silently stoic’… he pulled it off ideally, so well that an Oscar would have his name written all over its faux-gold body, but he could never imagine being ‘stoic with a large voice inside his stomach’, or ‘happy with a laugh that sounded like something out of a 1950s laugh track.’*
AU, jon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, slowhoney
He’s wearing a red hoodie, tight girl-jeans and has a backpack slung over his shoulder. He’s also completely making out with a scraggly looking dude with greasy flat-ironed hair.*
AU, brendon/spencer, jon/ryan, maplemahogany, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
I’ve always wondered why, when Gerard decided he wanted to save lives, he turned away from visual arts and started a band. This is an AU version of one answer. Gerard is still at SVA, having taken a while away to enter AA and get sober; Frank is a nude model and punk rocker who’s moved to New York City. Romance (and sneezing!) ensues.*
AU, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, sinsense, slash
Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*
AU, frank/gerard, maryangel200, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, tuesdaysgone
Forgetting about an anonymous bathroom encounter is harder than it should be, especially when it turns into something unexpected.*
AU, frank/gerard, maryangel200, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, tuesdaysgone
“It would seem,” the Cardinal finished, “that Father Way’s body has disappeared.” There was a silence. Eventually Bob said, “What the fuck?” “Yes,” said the Cardinal. “Quite.”*
angst, AU, bexless, bob/brianschechter, dark, death, frank/gerard, gore, horror, mikey/ray, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, torture, violence
A MCR AU where Ray has his own gardening firm, and one day he does a job for the Ways.*
angst, AU, frank/mikey, g, mychemicalromance, realperson, slash, turps33
The beat is muted, almost non-existent, and the loss hits Bob hard. He’s used to living his life in a constant thrum of sound, sensing those around him, the rhythm of the universe a constant companion, but here there’s almost nothing. He can feel the sound that’s been pulling him for weeks now, but little else. This place is dead, almost silent, and Bob aches with the feeling of being cast into nothingness.*
abuse, angst, AU, bob/gerard, death, horror, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, scifi, slash, torture, turps33, violence
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
adellyna, AU, fluff, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Spencer is not won over by Bob’s charms like everyone else in school.*
allyndra, AU, bob/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Frank was sitting on the floor in Gerard’s basement room, waiting for Gerard to come shuffling down the basement steps with his holey, army green bag and messy hair. After Gerard had gone off to art school, Gerard’s parents had refurbished the basement so that Gerard had a place to stay when he was at home that did not share a bathroom with his brother.* Sequel to The Holly Golightly Club.
angst, AU, drama, fluffontop, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
Frank takes a quick look in his rear view mirror, runs his fingers through his messy hair and then smiles at his reflection as he slides the key out of the ignition. He’s really fucking late, but that’s never a good reason to look anything less than hot. He grabs his cargo bag out of the passenger seat and flips the automatic lock on his second hand Honda and then walks as quickly as his short legs will carry him to the entrance of Penny Lane.* Retelling of Never Been Kissed.
AU, drama, fiddleyoumust, fluff, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.* Based on the movie Head Over Heels.
1001cranes, AU, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”*
addandsubtract, AT, AU, gen, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson
Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.
AU, falloutboy, fluff, nc17, ohnoscarlett, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
After the market. After Dreaming in Color.*
AU, falloutboy, ohnoscarlett, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Pete sometimes wanted to form an “only-boy-in-the-band” club. He could ask Ryan to join.*
AU, brendon/jon, falloutboy, genderswap, het, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, ryan/spencer, shirasade, slash, smut
Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, royalneptune, slash
In which Jon and Spencer work for a film company and are shooting a documentary on the Skylines and Turnstiles tour, feat. My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is…*
AU, battleofhydaspe, fluff, frank/gerard, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
It’s the high seas at an indeterminate point in history. Gruesome Gerard and Lyn-z face off in a contest of who will be the dominant do-gooder, with Ray the cook, Mikey the first mate, Pete the stowaway, Frank the failed ninja, and assorted others falling over in the background. In short: pirate AU!*
adventure, AU, falloutboy, frank/gerard, impertinence, mikey/ray, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Pete Wentz is the star of the soccer team. He’s their team’s only saving grace, and they’re damn lucky they even have him — word is, he’s on a Division One club team that’s ranked second in the nation. The only information disputing this is that he’s maybe on the number one team. He’s gone enough that it’s believable, but then, he goes out with enough girls (and boys, though that’s less going out and more just making out) that it stops making sense.*
AU, falloutboy, fluff, patrick/pete, provetheworst, r, realperson, slash
“Bob, you’re the man for me. No one has ever made me happier, dude, seriously. Fuck Mikey, okay? I can do anything he can do, and better.” Follows the Future In Your Pictures.
AU, frank/gerard, imntsaying, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.
AU, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, genderswap, jubileebanker, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/spencer, realperson, slash
I saw a picture of Patrick and said, “Patrick teaches tenth grade science.” The rest wrote itself! Yes, the first section ends abruptly, but really, we were distracted by Gerard.*
AU, falloutboy, jubileebanker, mychemicalromance, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash
Spencer Smith can rattle off like a list of things she thinks are wrong with her life.*
AU, bob/spencer, drama, genderswap, het, jokerandthief, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson
When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.*
adventure, AU, blindmadness, fairytale, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, proteinscollide, realperson, slash
So he knows it is a quantum mirror.* Follows Supersaturation, Solvations, and Enthalpy.
AU, bandom/stargateatlantis, fluff, frank/gerard, g, mychemicalromance, realperson, scifi, skoosiepants, slash, stargateatlantis
An AU a la the movie Bedazzled. Patrick is a bored high school student who just wants someone to take him away from all this bullshit. Pete is the Devil, AKA Lucifer, AKA Beelzebub, AKA big trouble, who just wants… Patrick.*
AU, falloutboy, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, scribblinlenore, slash, underage
Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, jezzabe, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, slash
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.
angst, AU, creature, dark, death, drama, frank/gerard, horror, jjtaylor, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
When Pete Wentz decides to write a soap opera, he doesn’t do it small; he does it HUGE and gets everyone involved. But is the real soap opera the one playing out for the television audience with Spanish villas and pirates and evil, sinister betrothals or the one behind the scenes that involves pill poppers, awesome partiers, live chickens, romantic gay love, wacky Three’s Company Too mix ups and betrayal of the worst and most heinous kind? Well, that’s kind of up to the crazy mix of actors, musicians, various crew and production members to decide for themselves. Even if they are the ones in the thick of it.
AU, bob/joe, brendon/jon, butcher/siska, clockstopper, drama, falloutboy, frank/gerard, gabe/william, humor, mix, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, ryan/spencer, slash
In an alternate universe, Jared goes to college.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, humor, indysaur, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Fraser and Ray still have a few thins to work through. Like…life.* Third in the Bar AU.
AU, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash, starfish
What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?*
angst, AU, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash, starfish
What if… Fraser’s second encounter with Gerrard had gone a bit differently?* Second in the Bar AU series.
AU, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash, starfish
In the beginning, Ray Kowalski meets Benton Fraser in Hawaii.*
angst, AU, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, kalena, nc17, slash
In the year 2030 The United States is a third world country and Chicago is divided into sectors that strain relations between the social classes to the breaking point. Pete is a member of an underground movement; Patrick is the sheltered son of a rich business man. They’ve nothing in common but when circumstances force them together something that was missing in each of them clicks into place.*
AU, falloutboy, jon/spencer, lokigirl, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, postcanon, realperson, scifi, slash
The diner! au. the boys live and work in the small town of paradise, nevada. some were born there, some traveled there looking for something. it’s easy enough to settle into a routine, but equally easy to get lost in that routine. spencer in particular. he’s grumpy, generally dissatisfied with life, and likes books more than people. this is what happens when someone comes along to change that.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, greenlikejuly, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
“Are you lost?” Spencer asked. “No,” the New Guy said, and continued to look in both directions while standing in the middle of the hall.*
arsenic, AU, bob/spencer, drama, frank/gerard, mix, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
It’s two thirty in the afternoon. A fly buzzes eagerly around the counter, the only living thing that isn’t drooping listlessly in the heat. It’s only June but the summer’s already gearing up for the kill, probably smelling blood in the water. The A/C has been out for a week.*
angst, AU, drama, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, underage, waxjism
Sun beats down mercilessly on Gerard’s shoulders as he toes the edge of the browning lawn. Nothing in Jersey looks better by the light of day. The run-down houses, peeling paint and disrepair all stare back at him in sharp relief. He sighs. Everything hurts. He hasn’t had a drink in three days and he flushed the last of his coke down the hotel toilet before getting on the plane.*
AU, coffeewordangel, drama, drugs, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
In which Brendon and Spencer are juniors in high school. Ryan, the plucky best friend and Mr. Hall, the history teacher, also star.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, fluff, insunshine, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Brendon Urie would call himself an ordinary guy. Spencer Smith would call him stupidly hot, if he weren’t about to destroy Brendon’s career. A rich, successful journalist and food critic, Spencer aims to write a scathing review of Brendon’s little muffin and cupcake shop. He never mixes business with pleasure. But the secrets Brendon’s keeping intrigue Spencer, and his naivety has caught Spencer off guard. He’s entranced with the little muffin cupcake shop and his neighbour Jon’s coffee shop. What’s happened to him? He’s being ridiculous! The Christmas-coated town has gone to his head. Spencer’s best friend, literary critic Ryan Ross, thinks that the small-town boy has unlocked the city slicker’s heart.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, fluff, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
The end of the semester blows.*
angst, AU, brendon/jon, drama, frank/gerard, imntsaying, mikey/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, ryan/spencer, slash
He keeps telling himself that he’s trying to be a good samaritan, that he’s just trying to pick up clues about the camera’s owner so he can track them down and give it back. Really.*
AU, falloutboy, frank/gerard, kitsune-tsuki, mychemicalromance, nc17, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Ray was trying not to think on it too close. Because it sounded like a truly terrible romance book. Or maybe a sitcom: Canadian Mountie Falls for Chicago Pizza Maker! Wackiness Ensues!*
angst, AU, brooklinegirl, drama, duesouth, favorite, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash
An AU where Ray Kowalski meets and falls in love with Constable Benton Fraser.*
AU, drama, duesouth, fluff, fraser/rayk, journey, nc17, slash
Fraser returns to Chicago after a short holiday up north and finds a stranger in Vecchio’s place. Too bad it’s not Ray Kowalski.*
AU, drama, duesouth, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash, starfish
What the hell is this, an Austen novel?*
AU, duesouth, fraser/rayk, nc17, slash, thehoyden
Bob is a good personal assistant (the best) and he definitely knows better than to fall in love with his boss. But when your boss is the goth-pop comic master of our time, Gerard Way, there’s more to the job than keeping a datebook. There are appearances to shepherd him to, showers to make him take, and deadlines to remind him to meet. And, really, he’s so earnest, it’s not that surprising that a crush might develop. Just at tiny one.*
AU, bob/gerard, drama, mwestbelle, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Swept from her dismal present in the 1990s (facing unemployment and the singles scene), Phoebe Turlow takes a wrong turn at a hotel (while attending a “free” vacation in the Caribbean, sponsored by a condo company) and winds up in the seventeenth century in the company of a sexy, witty pirate named Duncan Rourke. As if Rourke does not have enough to do fighting the British in the American Revolution, he has to determine whether short haired, strange speaking Phoebe is a spy, a witch, or worse. Instead, he falls in love with her.* Harlequin bands.
angst, AU, drama, jon/spencer, mokuyoubi, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
High school sucks, parents suck. Frankie is a 15 year old punk rock chick who pretty much hates her life. Her parents are always fighting, her mom is a bitch, she is not really popular. Then, she meets Gerard, a senior who spends his days watching clouds and stars and playing D&D.*
alicia/bob, alicia/bob/mikey, alicia/mikey, AU, drama, frank/gerard, genderswap, het, maryangel200, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, threesome, underage
Gaslights burned steadily along the street, lighting patches of overnight fog a sickly yellow-brown. A few streets over the music halls and bars were roaring. Business was just drunk and rowdy enough to be spilling into the streets, but hadn’t gotten bad enough that the police had been called in for the nightly roust.*
adventure, angst, AU, bob/gerard, brendon/jon, drama, fantasy, frank/mikey, horror, mahoni, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, underage, violence
The magician falling for his attractive assistant is such a cliche. Even if the attractive assistant is a grumpy pessimist who refuses to wear sequins.* Sequel to The Flaming Box of Fiery Doom.
AU, bob/gerard, bondage, drama, mahoni, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
Every summer since he was six, Ryan went to Connecticut to stay with his Aunt Eleanore.*
angst, AU, brendon/spencer, drama, javagenie, jon/ryan, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
Nick’s alarm goes off at an absolutely inhuman hour of the morning. He groans and sticks a couple of toes out from under his comforter and soon discovers that, yes, it’s still cold as a witch’s tit. Fucking unusual cold spell and its fucking… coldness.*
angst, AU, drama, favorite, mintyfiend, mix, nc17, nick/tyson, realperson, slash, smut
Brendon throws his arms up over his head and clings tightly to the headboard, gasping and moaning as Travis fucks him hard and deep.*
angst, AU, brendon/spencer, drama, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut, sneakysena
In the dark shadows across the street from a club called The Church a Vampire pushed off from the cool bricks, watching as four friends walked out into the night. The blond boy was laughing and bouncing on his toes, spinning to address his friends with a wicked cackle, “I can’t believe it! Let this day go down in history! Jared Padalecki was not hit on once!”*
anyothergirl415, AU, creature, cwrps, dark, drama, fantasy, horror, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, violence
Marine Biology student Patrick Stump was looking to get away from everything when he signed up for an internship, but he didn’t expect to get sent all the way to southern Ireland. He’s been assigned to work with Pete Wentz and his whale watching tour business, and though he’d never admit it, the town and its crazy inhabitants may hold exactly what he’s been searching for.*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, ditchwitchbitch, drama, falloutboy, het, joe/pete, jon/spencer, mix, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash
Sometimes when Pete needs to get out of his head for a while he goes over to the track. Not to ride, because when he’s in a mood like this even the things he loves bore him. Just to sit in the grass and mope.*
AU, dexwebster, falloutboy, patrick/pete, pg, realperson, slash
The one where they’re all grad students. Bob has a stupid crush on Frank, Frank’s stupidly oblivious, and Gerard and Pete are stupid for each other.*
AU, bob/frank, gerard/pete, mix, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, secrethappiness, slash
Frank has lived his life within the narrow confines of his master’s house and his master’s bed. He was happy enough with what he knew; when he is liberated, he finds both great promise and complete confusion. (Set in an alternate universe U.S.)*
abuse, AU, bob/frank, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, sinsense, slash
It still made Brendon’s heart race every time Spencer so much as touched his hand, and he was sure that the hearts in his eyes were getting stuck there.*
anonymous, AU, brendon/spencer, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
Gerard is his usual lame-ass self, but for some reason people at school think he’s edgy and dangerous. Little dorky Frank doesn’t think he’s cool enough for Gerard. :D*
anonymous, AU, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Gabriela Saporta isn’t some pop princess. From Humble Beginnings to Midtown to Cobra Starship, she lives life her own way and damn the consequences.*
alex_boylove, AU, drama, gabe/william, genderswap, het, mix, r, realperson
“You have no idea what you’re doing, okay?” Ryan says in exasperation, blowing out a huffy breath. “I’m just saying. I think…I might know a guy.”*
airgiodslv, AU, bondage, brendon/spencer, kink, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
There’s a pirate hiding in the C-deck stairwell.* In the same universe as Behind the Sea.
airgiodslv, AU, g, gen, humor, mix, realperson, scifi
“This would be so much easier if you’d just be you, you know.”*
anonymous, AU, fluff, gabe/william, genderswap, het, humor, mix, pg, realperson
It’s about three a.m. when the guy comes in, Frank guesses, because he’s just getting the itch for a cigarette but knows he doesn’t have another break coming for a while. The guy is young, although not that young, not a college kid on his first strip joint tour or hazing for a frat, and anyway he doesn’t look like the type.* Sequel to Straight Up Chicago Style.
airgiodslv, AU, brendon/ryan, drama, frank/gerard, gabe/william, mix, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash
“Wait, you’re the psychic?” isn’t the best first impression Gabe has ever made.* In the Behind the Sea verse.
airgiodslv, AU, gabe/william, humor, mix, pg, realperson, slash
It’s a Harlequin romance novel, starring bandboys. Yes, that involves many of the clinchy, shmoopy cliches you’re thinking of. In which Brendon is Spencer’s secretary, and somehow Spencer has never really noticed him before.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, harrietvane, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fairytale, fluff, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
When The Used finish their summer tour, finally, the first thing Bob does is pile some shit into his car.*
AU, bob/ray, cimorene, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Bob’s always a little excited when he leaves home, even the times when he’s actually reluctant to go.* Follows Absence Does Make the Heart.
AU, bob/ray, cimorene, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
Spencer is a cop and Brendon gets pulled over for speeding. Meow.*
AU, brendon/spencer, ficsoreal, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, smut
Frank wakes up to the muted chirp of his cell phone alarm at one in the morning on the Tuesday of the last week of summer school.* Follows Everyday Mysteries in the Summertime.
AU, drama, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, waxjism
Remy’s relationship with Rogue is hurting him more then anyone knows. Can Logan show him what love really is?
abuse, angst, AU, court, drama, logan/remy, r, slash, xmen
a J2 movie AU based on ‘Notting Hill’, featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love. All told in 42,000 words.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fayjay, humor, jared/jensen, nc17, pandarus, realperson, slash
Art School AU. Brendon Urie, street artist from New York City gets and offer he cannot refuse – a full scholarship to a reputable art school in Chicago. After leaving his two room mates, the only family he has, Brendon has to learn to adjust to the new environment and art scene. He finds himself entangled in the webs of friendships and relationships as he meets new people. This is a year in their shoes.*
AU, brendon/ryan, frank/gerard, gabe/travis/william, humor, jon/spencer, mix, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, technolustt, threesome
“Dude,” Brendon says, lazily. He’s sprawled across the couch, his feet hanging over the edge. “It’s cold. You should totally come over here and be my blanket.”* Coda to Thereafter You Have It (And Tango Makes Three)
AU, brendon/spencer, humor, kidfic, nc17, panicatthedisco, postcanon, realperson, slash, smut, sunsetmog
Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, sunsetmog
Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*
angst, AU, drama, fluff, logan/remy, nc17, originalceenote, slash, xmen
The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*
AU, fluff, humor, janne, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash
“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*
AU, drama, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, mpreg, mywholecry, pg13, realperson, slash
He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*
airgiodslv, AU, fluff, gabe/william, humor, mix, pg13, realperson, slash
Logan enjoys people-watching and meets an interesting young man.*
angst, AU, drama, logan/remy, nc17, originalceenote, slash, smut, xmen
Based on the Long-Nosed Princess. A little schmoopy, but still. Can’t help it.
angst, AU, drama, fairytale, kidfic, logan/remy, nc17, originalceenote, slash, xmen
Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”*
AU, drama, fluff, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*
AU, drama, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*
AU, crossdressing, fluff, gabe/william, historical, kidfic, mix, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.
AU, favorite, fluff, humor, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, favorite, fluff, het, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*
AU, drama, fluff, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash, theacademyis
After a devastating event that leaves Jared emotionless, he moves back to Canada for Megan’s last year of high school. When Megan gets a new job and comes home talking about a guy she works with named Jensen, Jared can’t help but to start to have feelings again…*
angst, AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, nicb0723, realperson, slash
Bodolf was delirious with pain and fever for nearly a fortnight after the animal attack on their camp.*
AU, bob/frank, carleton97, creature, dark, drama, gore, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, violence
Pete and Brendon swap houses after break-ups. The Holiday AU.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, falloutboy, fluff, natacup82, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut, withoutmaps
The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*
AU, brendon/spencer, favorite, fluff, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Every day he texts Frank that he’s dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard’s nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank’s an asshole. He has no idea why they’re friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that’ll punch back.
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, humor, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*
AU, brendon/spencer, falloutboy, fluff, frank/gerard, humor, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg13, realperson, skoosiepants, slash
Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*
ailleann23, AU, fluff, gerard/patrick, humor, mix, r, realperson, slash
Brian knew he’d picked up a new nickname in the Torretto household…”Dom’s Shadow.” It didn’t bother him, though. He’d been called much worse and this particular nickname was never said with menace, rather at worse, patient exasperation. He knew he was being needy, but he couldn’t help it if panic set in when Dom was out of sight.*
abuse, angst, AU, brian/dom, creedcascade, dark, drama, fastandthefurious, horror, nc17, rape, slash, tj, torture, violence
Scott glared at the floor, the tint of his visor giving it a blood-soaked appearance.*
angst, AU, creedcascade, drama, logan/remy, logan/remy/scott, nc17, slash, threesome, tj, xmen
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.
AU, brianschechter/gerard, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*
AU, brianschechter/gerard, dancinbutterfly, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
He’d been barely able to see well enough to drive, getting home in the dark before dawn. Twenty minutes and several bandages and antiseptic swipes later, he’d finally collapsed on the bed, insensible until his alarm went off just a few minutes ago. It didn’t take a genius to figure out that he was in the wrong line of work.*
arianalussier, AU, blair/jim, death, drama, horror, nc17, slash, suspense, thesentinel, torture, violence
Gerard’s not the greatest with faces but there’s one that keeps crossing his path that he can’t ignore.*
angst, AU, bandom/deadlikeme, dancinbutterfly, deadlikeme, death, drama, drugs, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, r, realperson, slash
When Harry’s parents abandon him for dead when his twin is the GWL, Harry is adopted by his godfather Remus and Remus’ husband Severus Snape.*
abuse, angst, AT, AU, dark, draco/harry, drama, harrypotter, loyalslytherinforever, r, rape, slash, torture, violence
When Bry thought about her post-touring future, she always imagined herself crusading for truth, justice, and girls in the music scene. She’d picture herself managing female artists and female bands because that was where her passion lay, showing that girls had a place in the scene and a right to take it up. She never imagined My Chemical Romance.*
angst, AT, AU, bob/brianschechter, drama, drugs, genderswap, het, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash, torak, underage
Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*
angst, AU, brendon/spencer, drama, fluff, nc17, panicatthedisco, realperson, slash, witheveryspark
In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.
AU, brianschechter/gerard, dancinbutterfly, fluff, humor, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, slash
When he gets home, styrofoam cup in hand, Gabe is sitting outside his door with that ever-present cigarette between his lips. “Sorry?” he offers, though it’s distant and lacking feeling. William just shrugs and lets Gabe into his apartment. Once they’re inside, he takes a drag of Gabe’s cigarette and Gabe takes a sip of his coffee and they end up fucking on William’s old, beat-up couch.*
angst, AU, dark, drama, gabe/william, mix, nc17, ourgossiplips, realperson, slash, smut
Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?*
annella, AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Bella, Jasper, and Emmett’s father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, death, drama, het, kidfic, r, talipatra, twilight
Jared’s been clinging to Jesse because there is something about him that just feels right. Then one day he runs into Jesse’s twin brother and maybe shy and soft-spoken Jensen is who Jared’s been reaching for all along.*
angst, AU, chris/steve, cwrps, drama, favorite, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, mike/tom, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*
AU, cwrps, emeraldangel9, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*
agtspooky, AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen and Jared take things outside.*
AU, bondage, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, splashpink, titheniel
Jensen Ackles moves to New York to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a songwriter, but achieving his dream isn’t as easy as he thought, and a chance meeting with the mysterious Jared Padalecki makes him wonder if he should have been dreaming of something else all along.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, juice817, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared: a wedding singer who can’t sing, left standing at the altar. Jensen: a newcomer to town who’s having big troubled with his haughty fiancee. The story of two guys who didn’t plan on their lives turning down this road, but who just might find something better than they’d ever dreamed of in each other.*
AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, thehighwaywoman
When idle, slacking billionaire’s son Jensen Ackles lends a helping hand to his old childhood friend, he gets a lot more than he’s bargained for.*
AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, rainaat, realperson, slash, smut
Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*
ashlein, AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, panicatthedisco, pg, realperson, slash
Mafia AU. Loyalty – Respect – Honesty: values Frank takes to heart when he steps into position as Gerard Way’s bodyguard and confidant.*
angst, AU, dark, death, drama, frank/gerard, gore, horror, mychemicalromance, nc17, realperson, silentdescant, slash, violence
Set in the ficticious Californian town of Angel Bay. Jensen, a season cynic who believes that love is nothing more than a prison sentence, meets Jared, a hopeless romantic who still believes in the good of mankind.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, sasskitten, slash
Jensen’s a Special Agent with the FBI. Jared’s a witness in a federal murder trial. Can Jensen spend a week in Jared’s company without a) wanting to kill him and b) completely falling for him?*
angst, AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, veronamay, violence
In New York, two men meet under unusual circumstances, and find themselves falling for each other. But when Jensen Ackles learns who Jared Padalecki really is, it all comes crashing down. Can Jared convince Jensen to open up his heart and take a chance on love again, despite who Jared is?*
angst, AU, cindy, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Star-crossed lovers. Feuding families. Oil tycoons. Wealth. Power. Sex. Revenge. Murder. The family business… Texas style.*
angst, AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, maboheme, nc17, realperson, slash
Sequel to Satisfaction This Way Comes.
AU, jared/jensen, nc17, slash, smut, veronamay
Jared and Jensen are the best of friends, but Jensen’s got a secret he hasn’t told Jared about.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, lostt1, pg13, realperson, slash
J2 – based on Kurl Russell and Goldie Hawn’s film Overboard.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, nev, realperson, slash
Jared’s life changed forever the day Jensen transferred to his school two years ago. It must have been destiny that brought them together because Jensen was without a doubt mean to be his forever soulmate and the love of his life. Too bad Jensen has no idea Jared even existed.*
AU, cwrps, drama, felisblanco, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared Padalecki just wanted a nice, boring, normal secretarial job. What he gets, is something entirely different. Along the way, he finds himself.*
angst, AU, bondage, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, kink, memphis86, nc17, realperson, slash, torture, violence
Jared’s a conductor, in charge of his first big performance. Jensen has reluctantly come home to take part, and has brought a whole lot of baggage with him.*
annella, AU, cwrps, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
When Jared desperately needs a date for his brother’s wedding, he hires an escort. Jensen’s the perfect fake boyfriend, except pretty soon things get a little too real.* Based on The Wedding Date.
angst, AU, belyste, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*
AU, cwrps, favorite, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, phabella, realperson, slash, smut
Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*
AU, chris/steve, cwrps, drama, fluff, incompletework2, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, sasskitten, slash, smut
Jared and Jensen meet up at camp as teenagers, spending one summer together falling in love, but when the summer ends unforeseen events lead them to be separated. Four years later fate reunites them in college. Will all the obstacles in their path keep them from finding love with each other once again?*
angst, AU, cwrps, drama, favorite, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, sinoftheday, slash
Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*
AU, belyste, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*
AU, beanside, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, r, realperson, slash
Jared takes a dare to pick up a hooker and meets Jensen, who just happens to be one. But things don’t go quite as professionally as they should.*
abuse, AU, cherryscott, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, rape, realperson, slash, smut, violence, zepinklady
What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*
AU, cwrps, deviantdev, fluff, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, toys
Poledancing Jared. Gobsmacked Jensen.*
AU, cwrps, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, veronamay
“Every time their eyes meet the man grins at him, and Jensen can feel it down to his toes.”*
AU, chasethecat, cwrps, jared/jensen, r, realperson, slash, smut
Jared is a massage therapist, known for his healing techniques in cases of temporary paralysis. Jensen is a famous dancer who needs more than just physical healing after he suffers a life-altering accident.*
AU, cwrps, deviantdev, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, liquidnitrogen, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen dives into the seedy underbelly of Pledge Week at UT for a news article and gets more than he bargained for.*
AU, bondage, cwrps, jared/jensen, keepaofthecheez, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, katjad, nc17, realperson, slash
Jared’s a dude ranch owner-operator; Jensen was on Supernatural but it washed out in a year, so he’s singin’ backup for Chris and finding his way. Chad drags Jared to a Kane concert. The music’s not bad, better than he thought, but he finds something he likes much better.*
AU, cwrps, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, technosage
The boys are baseball players. They just got a new teammate. This teammate is to be welcomed into the team by Jensen and his lips.*
AU, cwrps, emilia, foursome, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, sneakysena
Steve’s a stuntman, Chris a director, Jensen an actor, and Jared’s in a wheelchair. Two years ago Jared’s accident changed their relationships forever, but now they find themselves on the set for the same movie. Will the past prove to be too much, or can they find their ways back to each other?*
angst, AU, chris/steve, cwrps, favorite, jared/jensen, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Struggling actor Jensen takes a job as big-shot movie star Jared Padalecki’s dogsitter. And the rest, as they say, is history.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, rainaat, realperson, slash
On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, sasskitten, scifi, slash, violence
Growing up in Texas is hard. Growing up in Texas and realizing at the age of 16 that you’re in love with your male best friend? Is harder.*
angst, AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, kinkynicky, nc17, realperson, slash
Tattoos make Jared think of sex. So getting inked by a tattoo artist like Jensen might not be such a good idea after all.*
AU, cwrps, devearl, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Jared gets a job at Hollywood Video and ends up falling for his manager.*
alyson/jeffrey, AU, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, keuble-fic, mike/tom, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*
AU, cwrps, fluff, jared/jensen, moveablehistory, r, realperson, scifi, slash
Jared is a high-priced assassin working for an underground agency called Admin. When he starts shadowing his latest mark, he gets caught up in a situation beyond his control, and it’s up to him to keep the man he’s been paid to kill out of the line of fire.*
AU, cwrps, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, suspense, veronamay
After fifth year, and Orion Black – a hero of the First War, Sirius’ husband, and a confirmed time traveller, is returning to the order. But before he arrives, Harry disappears from his relatives’ house.*
abuse, angst, AT, AU, drama, harry/sirius, harrypotter, postcanon, r, roseaislin, slash, violence
Reluctantly running the family house and estate on an island off the West Coast of Scotland, having inadvertantly run it towards bankruptcy, ex-soldier Edward Cullen has help forced upon him by the bank, in the shape of one I. Swan.*
AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, het, littleclarestar, nc17, smut, twilight
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*
4theluvofmary, AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, fluff, het, humor, nc17, smut, twilight
When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*
AU, bella/edward, bella/jacob, drama, fluff, het, mjinaspen, nc17, smut, twilight
He’s a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she’s a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection.*
AU, bella/edward, drama, drugs, favorite, het, inabluebathrobe, nc17, twilight
Overnight, irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a five-year-old. Meanwhile, responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, het, itzmegan73, kidfic, r, twilight
Edward gave up his dream when his family needed him and Bella is finding hers after heartbreak. Neither may be ready to start a relationship, but can the undeniable attraction be ignored?*
AU, bella/edward, death, drama, het, ilsuocantante, kidfic, nc17, twilight
When it’s time for the Cullen vampire clan to leave their home in Chicago, an old vision of Alice’s dictates their next move. Six years earlier, Edward Masen had been a patient of Carlisle’s: young, innocent, broken, and blissfully unaware of his destiny.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, dark, echoesoftwilight, het, horror, nc17, suspense, twilight, violence
When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, fantasy, het, nc17, suspense, tallulahbelle, twilight
Bella Swan made a choice in life, one that led her to Edward Cullen. But are her feelings for him strong enough to survive the complications that will most certainly follow, as well as the disapproval of those around them?*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, het, nc17, silversniperofnight, smut, twilight
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn’t safe, Emmett hides Bella where he can keep an eye on her. He hides her in his brother’s house.*
adventure, angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, het, limona, nc17, suspense, twilight, violence
Edward is a college student/tattoo artist. Bella stumbles into his shop one day to get another tattoo… and then ends up in one of his classes. What happens when sexual tension erupts? Will they realize they are perfect for each other?*
arenee363, AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, het, nc17, twilight
Bella follows Edward to California, encouraging him to start his own shop. What happens when they start living together and making a life for themselves?* Sequel to Inked.
angst, arenee363, AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, het, nc17, smut, twilight
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends?*
AU, bella/edward, fluff, het, humor, nc17, shearenvy, twilight
Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*
antiaol, AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, smut, twilight
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme’s dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction?* This is dark and disturbing and creepy.
abuse, angst, AU, bella/edward, dark, death, drama, het, nc17, smut, suspense, theblackarrow, torture, twilight, violence
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*
AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, fluff, het, itzmegan73, nc17, twilight
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, bella/jacob, drama, fluff, het, humor, kidfic, nc17, obsessingoveredward, smut, twilight
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?*
annanabanana, AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, twilight
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*
4theluvofmary, AU, bella/edward, bella/jacob, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, smut, twilight
A self-insert collaboration with the assistance and appearance of Jay, Dan, Asuka, and more as they appear.*
AU, christy, duo/heero/wufei, favorite, gundamwing, humor, mel, nc17, slash, threesome
A modern fairytale of Heero Yuy, a builder, struggling to make a living, and for custody of his five young, orphaned nephews. When rich tourist Duo Maxwell sails into Darke’s Cove, he is the answer to all of Heero’s prayers. In more ways than one.*
AU, duo/heero, fluff, gundamwing, justkat, pg13, slash
How different would the G-boys lives be if they were never soliders and met up in college?*
ashkara, AU, drama, duo/heero, fluff, gundamwing, het, nc17, quatre/trowa, sally/wufei, slash, violence
All they saw were his wide violet eyes – violet. That was the only visible sign that he was not fully human.*
aaethpayne, angst, AU, creature, duo/heero, fairytale, fantasy, gundamwing, nc17, quatre/trowa/wufei, slash, threesome
Heero is a reclusive author, Duo runs the bookstore on the ground floor of his apartment building, and they take their own sweet time getting together.*
AU, dclogan, duo/heero, gundamwing, pg, quatre/trowa, slash
Methinks they doth protest too much.*
AU, bluesoaring, duo/heero, fluff, gundamwing, pg, slash
Denied his betrothed and deemed a traitor to the crown, Heero is sent into hiding and thought to be dead. But he comes back to claim his bride, only instead of the sweet maiden he expected, he finds his hands full of a feisty Duo. His friend, Wufei, offers to take the burden off his hands, but Heero is already falling whether he likes it or not.*
arigatomina, AU, crossdressing, drama, duo/heero, fluff, gundamwing, historical, nc17, slash
Sam is the new kid at school again, already seen as a geek by most of the school’s population. If they only knew he was dating the hot new mechanic that everybody can’t stop talking about and lusting after.*
AU, dean/sam, fluff, incest, munibunny, nc17, slash, supernatural
In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*
AU, dean/sam, drama, fluff, genderswap, het, historical, incest, musesfool, slash, supernatural
Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*
AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, pg13, stacygirlakajackbauer, twilight
When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way…*
AU, bella/edward, dryler, het, humor, nc17, twilight
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen year old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter at the Art Museum changes everything.* Flipside of Art After 5.
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, het, nc17, sleepyvalentina, twilight
Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*
allyndra, AU, fluff, frank/gerard, mychemicalromance, pg13, realperson, slash
Duo learns the downside of being junior class president the same day he is stuck in a triangle with his best friend.*
anthy, AU, drama, duo/heero, favorite, gundamwing, humor, pg13, quatre/trowa, slash
It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing the party.*
AU, bexless, dark, drama, falloutboy, frank/gerard, humor, imogendisease, jon/spencer, mychemicalromance, nc17, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, realperson, slash, smut
A serial killer is on the loose in the city, and its up to Detective Yuy and Detective Chang to catch him before he strikes again. Can they find him with the help of local psychic Duo Maxwell?*
angst, AU, caroline, drama, duo/heero, gundamwing, nc17, slash, violence
It took him a moment to realize that the pounding wasn’t just his hangover, wasn’t just his brain trying to escape before the nightly tequila binges pickled it beyond repair, but someone knocking at his front door.*
AU, casspeach, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*
angst, AU, brendon/ryan, df, falloutboy, panicatthedisco, patrick/pete, pg, postcanon, realperson, scifi, slash
Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*
AU, drama, falloutboy, justkatarin, patrick/pete, r, realperson, slash, underage
Eleven years after the end of the war, Heero returns to L2 to visit Duo with an unbelievable secret, but what he finds there changes everything.*
AU, duo/heero, favorite, gundamwing, lashalee, nc17, postcanon, quatre/trowa, scifi, slash
A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.*
abuse, angst, AU, aya/yohji, death, drama, fantasy, nc17, nekojita, rape, slash, violence, weisskreuz
Aya sacrifices his honor and his happiness for his sister. But salvation may lie with a handsome, embittered man who has lost everything.*
abuse, angst, AU, aya/yohji, drama, nc17, nekojita, postcanon, rape, slash, violence, weisskreuz
Blair Sandburg had roamed the old west, healing and helping, searching for where he belongs. He is about to find out that it is not a place, but a person.*
AU, blair/jim, nc17, scribe, slash, thesentinel
They had defeated the evil, and earned their right to happily ever after. But no matter how much one may wish it, the things that lurk in the darkness rarely stay quietly in the shadows, and the evils and actions and pain of the past rarely remain there. They have found happiness. But can they maintain it, when these long-forgotten evils come seeking another chance for revenge? This battle has been a long time coming. And its outcome may change their lives – and the world – forever.* Scroll to the Epics section.
angst, aoe, AU, aya/ken, drama, favorite, nagi/omi, nc17, postcanon, schuldig/yohji, shoori, slash, weisskreuz
Jensen Ackles has always gone for the unattainable, and this time he’s really in over his head. He’s fallen for Sam Winchester. Jared isn’t Sam, he knows this; but is Sam as fictional as he seems or did more than an over-active imagination spark the birth of Kripke’s Supernatural?*
angst, AU, cwrps, cwrps/supernatural, dark, death, jensen/sam, nc17, realperson, slash, supernatural, tempestquill
Fear, insecurity. They manifest themselves in different ways. An opportunity to spend 6 months in London working on a dissertation sets the wheels in motion, radically changing the live of 4 people in ways they never would have expected.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, het, hmonster4, nc17, smut, suspense, twilight
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of.*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, edwardsbloodtype, het, nc17, smut, twilight
Critics hailed Edward Cullen’s novels as “masterful” and “brimstone beauty”–a genius of our time. Eh. I gave him my heart when I was four…and still, he left me for his stupid vampire books. Now he’s an NYC elite…and I have extreme sports in Forks, WA.*
adventure, AU, bella/edward, gondolier, het, nc17, twilight
Separated by 1,800 miles Bella Swan and Edward Cullen dream of each other every night. When Cullen moves to Forks can they fight the fact that they are each others dream lover?*
AU, bella/edward, het, nc17, smut, twilight, withaplomb
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*
angst, AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, het, humor, nc17, twilight, writeontime
He’s a young philosopher with a temper, she’s a small girl who sees a big future. When old ghosts and past history affect the present, can the band survive?*
alice/jasper, AU, drama, het, inabluebathrobe, nc17, twilight
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous?*
AU, bella/edward, drama, favorite, het, nc17, philadelphic, smut, twilight
It’s Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella’s worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel?*
angst, AU, bella/edward, dark, drama, favorite, het, historical, nc17, rochelleallison, twilight, violence
Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*
AU, bella/edward, drama, fluff, gemmabobella, het, nc17, twilight
Dean is a hunter ever on the look out for things to kill. Sam is an innocent with his mind set of tracking down the thing that killed his girlfriend. When these two men are thrown together, they realize that their lives might not be as different as they first thought.*
angst, AU, dean/sam, drama, incest, nc17, sasskitten, slash, supernatural
Himura Kenshin’s idyllic existence as a high-school guidance counselor is turned upside down when his past comes back for him, along with a problem student who insists on being part of his life.*
angst, AU, drama, kenshin/sano, r, rurounikenshin, slash, underage, veesempai
Kagome goes home to spend a relaxing summer vacation with her 20th century friends, but InuYasha decides he’s been left out of her fun for the last time! Shippou the kitsune tags along to watch him make an ass of himse– I mean, keep him out of trouble.*
AU, favorite, het, humor, inuyasha, inuyasha/kagome, queenofswords, r
Remake of the movie Pillow Talk but with Jared and Jensen in the spotlight.*
AU, chris/steve, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, mike/tom, r, realperson, slash, texankate
“It feels safe here,” she says, staring out towards the trees on the edge of the property. “No ghosties in the attic, no beasties lurking in the woods. We’re like a normal family.”*
AU, dean/sam, genderswap, het, incest, nc17, ohbeetaybee, slash, smut, supernatural
A Texas cop saves the life of the king of Montovia and is rewarded.*
AU, cwrps, drama, fluff, jared/jensen, meri, nc17, realperson, slash
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities.* Oh my god, best thing ever.
abuse, AU, cable69, drama, drugs, favorite, het, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek, suspense
Detective Spock, born on Vulcan and resident of San Francisco, is assigned to the Midwest police bureau. I think everyone can guess what happens next.*
angst, AU, drama, favorite, kirk/spock, leupagus, nc17, slash, smut, startrek, suspense
Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*
angst, AU, drama, fluff, gabe/william, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, starflowers, theacademyis, wings
Kirk has moved into a apartment/house and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he’s beautiful enigma.*
AU, corpusinvictus, favorite, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*
AU, fluff, keelywolfe, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*
AU, fluff, keelywolfe, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek
Six months after being taken prisoner and raped by a Vulcan captain, Kirk finds that same Vulcan is now being assigned as his first officer when peace between Vulcan and Earth is declared. *
angst, AU, briannafalken, drama, favorite, kirk/spock, nc17, rape, slash, startrek
Zachary Quinto-Nimoy is the son of Leonard Nimoy, one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. Chris Pine is a struggling actor given his big break when he’s cast in Leonard’s latest Star Trek movie. In a world of hidden motives, cowardice, disapproval, and pressures of the media they find themselves drawn to each other despite every effort to tear them apart.*
andieshep, angst, AU, chris/zach, drama, nc17, realperson, slash
Spock convinces his father that his mother’s happiness is the most important consideration and the family moves to Earth where they meet Captain Christopher Pike and his adopted son, James Tiberius Kirk.*
adventure, angst, AU, drama, favorite, keiramarcos, kirk/spock, r, slash, startrek
Colonel John Sheppard returns to Earth to debrief and to meet Dr. Rodney McKay.*
abuse, angst, AU, bondage, drama, favorite, keiramarcos, kink, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, smut, stargateatlantis, violence
Detective Jim Ellison doesn’t want a Guide. What he wants is peace and quiet and maybe for his ex-wife to disappear. Dr. Blair Sandburg, a successful profiler with the FBI, has nearly given up on finding his Sentinel. Then the night came where one’s pain drew the other across the country – neither will ever be the same.*
AU, blair/jim, dark, drama, keiramarcos, nc17, slash, suspense, thesentinel, violence
Sentinel John Sheppard thought he’d spend his life unbonded and then he met Dr. Rodney McKay. The mission to Atlantis is their mutual path and they will gather the strongest, brightest, and best for the mission that will take them to another galaxy.*
AU, drama, favorite, keiramarcos, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, smut, stargateatlantis, stargateatlantis/thesentinel, thesentinel
Rodney McKay thought his biggest failure was the Arcturus Project and the destruction of 4/5ths of a solar system. John Sheppard thought losing his confidence in Rodney was the hardest loss he would ever face.
But their most terrible failures were yet to come, and they would each face losing everything, including themselves.* Sequel to Aegis.
abuse, angst, AU, drama, horror, leah, mckay/sheppard, nc17, rape, slash, springwoof, stargateatlantis, violence
In the beginning of their fourth year on Atlantis, the Expedition has survived the attack by the Asurans’ wormhole-powered satellite, and successfully flown Atlantis to a new planet with little damage and no casualties. But the city has barely landed when Rodney McKay receives a devastating message, and that’s just the beginning of a new and terrible threat.
Now, with all the Gifted on Atlantis in danger and Rodney facing imminent death, Rodney, Elizabeth Weir and John Sheppard are in a race against time to save the most powerful and vulnerable members of the Expedition. For John, that means confronting his deepest fears about his Gift—and even that might not be enough to save Rodney’s life.* Sequel to Aegis and Enthrall.
angst, AU, drama, leah, mckay/sheppard, r, slash, stargateatlantis, stargateatlantis/torchwood, suspense, torchwood
In a timeline where the Vulcans never allowed Earth freedom from their oversight, Jim Kirk doesn’t fit in. All he needs to get away is a fast ship and a crew as crazy as he is; luckily, some things are universal constants.*
adventure, AU, drama, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek, waketosleep
A false accusation at Starfleet Academy brings Jim & Spock together.*
AU, fluff, kirk/spock, pg13, slash, startrek, tarafleur, thisilove
Spock accompanies his parents to an Earth resort where Jim Kirk is a dancer. Dirty Dancing redux.*
AU, drama, garryowen, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
A vaguely Fireflyish AU of the XI movie where the Federation isn’t exactly the shining example of universal peace it once was and the universe has become an insular and unfriendly place, where smuggling is king and Vulcan’s are deemed outcasts in the eye’s of the Federation. But fate’s a funny thing and so when not-Starfleet-but-still-Captain James T. Kirk and Spock of the Vulcan Science academy meet, sparks are going to fly and then? Well then it gets interesting in a big damn heroes kind of way.*
adventure, AU, della19, drama, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
“AU where they are both musicians. I totally see Spock as first chair violin, and Kirk as a crazy band guy – maybe as percussion, cause those guys were always the most fun. They’re both part of an Orchestra group ensemble thing, and they’re scoring a soundtrack for a movie.”*
AU, drama, humor, kirk/spock, nc17, singingintime, slash, startrek
Spock is an artist who turned down a place in the Vulcan Science academy in favor of becoming an art professor on Earth. Kirk is struggling to make ends meet while trying to save up for art school. When they meet, Spock offers Kirk a way into the school of his dreams.*
AU, bigkittychan, fluff, kirk/spock, r, slash, startrek
What if Sarek and Amanda had decided that it was just too difficult, and had never gotten married? What would be the consequences to Spock’s life?*
abuse, angst, AU, dark, drama, favorite, horror, kirk/spock, mizzykitty, nc17, rape, slash, smut, startrek, torture, violence
Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP – there’s plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. Even if you’re not a Jake fan, you’ll like Jake here – trust me!*
abuse, angst, AU, bella/edward, bella/jacob, drama, drugs, edward/jacob, eroticfan, het, nc17, rape, slash, smut, threesome, twilight
Pine knows he’s a little infatuated with the man, but he can’t bring himself to care.*
AU, cassiejamie, chris/zach, drama, nc17, realperson, slash
Kirk accidentally lands himself in an alternate reality, one where Surak’s reformation of Vulcan never happened. *
angst, AT, AU, drama, favorite, kirk/spock, kyliselle, nc17, slash, startrek
Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*
AU, chris/zach, drama, fluff, humor, leupagus, nc17, postcanon, realperson, screamlet, slash, smut
In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*
AU, fluff, forthright, het, inuyasha, kagome/sesshoumaru, pg
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Players: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella’s resistence and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story.*
AU, bella/edward, drama, het, hunterhunting, nc17, smut, twilight
Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*
angst, AU, death, drama, favorite, fluff, het, inuyasha, kagome/sesshoumaru, kidfic, nc17, piratequeen0406, smut
Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply ‘The Syndrome’.*
AU, drama, fluff, het, inuyasha, kagome/sesshoumaru, nc17, sunsetmiko
Sesshoumaru is wishing he’d just stayed home when he sees her across the room. Her eyes paralyze him, full of promises of great pleasures to come. It was supposed to be a one night stand, but will one night be enough?*
AU, drama, het, inuyasha, kagome/sesshoumaru, nc17, smut, sunsetmiko
Sequel to What Your Eyes Can Do. Two months later, will Sesshoumaru’s luck turn so he can finally find Kagome? How will he react to discovering her relationship with Inuyasha?*
AU, drama, het, inuyasha, kagome/sesshoumaru, nc17, smut, sunsetmiko
After centuries of war between humans and demons, a new peace treaty is proposed to put an end to the misery and destruction. It is a marital alliance with Kagome and Sesshoumaru at the center.*
AU, drama, favorite, het, inuyasha, kagome/sesshoumaru, piratequeen0406, r, rape, violence
Cadet Kirk, while trying to create a machine capable of generating an infinite improbability field, accidentally makes a sentient machine instead, a machine calling himself ‘Spock’. What does one do with an android?*
AT, AU, drama, kirk/spock, neomeneomine, pg13, slash, startrek
Merlin is definitely supposed to work for Arthur, but spends most of his time mocking Arthur’s dress sense, berating him via IM with Morgana, sending Gwen capslock-filled emails about him and, most of all, trying not to fall in love with the shiny-shoed ponce. Arthur, meanwhile, is definitely supposed to be taking over his father’s company some day, but instead spends most of his time scowling at Merlin, making lists about him, trying to find excuses to fire him and, most of all, trying to pretend he is totally not head-over-heels for the jumped up little upstart. Someone’s got to make some difficult choices eventually, and this can only lead to one thing: angst. Or hilarity. Or, embarrassingly enough, self-discovery.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, ems, merlin, pg13, slash
Arthur is a handsome and eligible bachelor with a well paid job in the City and a luxury penthouse flat in Canary Wharf. His life is the stuff of dreams … Just not his. After his sister gets a lodger it seems that Arthur’s life has taken an even bigger turn for the worse. Until, of course, he falls in love. Unfortunately, the path to true love is never smooth, and sometimes requires reckless driving, illegal parking and chasing after trains.*
arthur/merlin, AU, flyingfox, merlin, r, slash
Originally posted on the kinkme_merlin (on livejournal) post for the prompt: Modern AU, “Merlin is Arthur’s booty call”. In the end, it turned out that was only the beginning, and what ensued was a story of the power of true love. It never gets old, although this story does make mention, many times, of antiques.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, flyingfox, merlin, nc17, slash, smut
In which Arthur fucks Merlin for a hazing ritual (and then there is talk about wallpaper). *
arthur/merlin, AU, kink, merlin, minorhue, nc17, slash, smut
At the end of their first year of university Arthur decides to take Merlin on a road trip, and holds on to the hope that before it’s over they’ll be more than just friends. Morgana decides she and Gwen are going to come along, and Merlin and Gwen decide they’re both insane. Along the (admittedly short) road to true love there are roller coasters, flat tires, chocolate, sheep, pillow fights, food fights, keychains, and memories that will last a lifetime. *
arthur/merlin, AU, dreamdustmama, fluff, merlin, nc17, slash
Merlin is an emo/goth hairstylist and Arthur has been his number one customer since the beginning. Merlin finally takes matters into his own hands after waiting for so long.*
arthur/merlin, AU, faeryqueen07, kink, merlin, nc17, slash, smut
Arthur and Merlin have shared a living space for over six years and can hear each other very clearly through the wall between their rooms.*
arthur/merlin, AU, franticsga, merlin, nc17, slash
I’ve always wanted to do a Take Your Fandom to Work type of AU. Therefore, I bring you Merlin via the United States Air Force, the 19th ASOS Combat Weather Team, and Fort Campbell Army Airfield, Kentucky. The title is from the song Fantasies, by Rogue Wave, which is the song I’m listening to for inspiration with this fic, having finally broken my addiction to “Neopolitan Dreams”.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, franticsga, merlin, nc17, slash
Merlin knows that getting off fastest when he’s got some BDSM porno playing loud on the computer doesn’t mean he’d really like to be that bloke, gagged and bent over and bound. Right?*
arthur/merlin, AU, bondage, kickflaw, kink, merlin, nc17, slash, smut, toys
Arthur thinks the space-time continuum is messing with him, but perhaps it’s actually making things the way they’re meant to be. *
arthur/merlin, AU, kathkin, merlin, r, slash
Modern AU. Based (very loosely) on this 1939 movie with David Niven and Ginger Rogers, in which Niven is the Son in (wait for it) J.B. Merlin and Son Department Store. THIS IS TOO BIZARRE FOR ME TO BE MAKING IT UP, OKAY. What’s even more bizarre: I did not remember that fact when I first thought of making this a Merlin fic, though perhaps it was burned into the dark, cobwebbed recesses of my brain.*
arthur/merlin, AU, kidfic, lamardeuse, merlin, nc17, slash
Merlin Emrys’ journey from Paddington Station to Imperial College’s South Kensington campus was proving to be much less straightforward than the one from Cardiff to London.*
arthur/merlin, AU, lamardeuse, merlin, nc17, slash
In which Colin is deaf and Bradley is sort of madly in love with him.*
AU, bradleyjames/colinmorgan, fluff, merlin, r, realperson, slash, slowdead
In which Colin has writer’s block, Katie is helpful, Bradley makes coffee, Angel is awesome, and along the way something kind of wonderful happens.*
AU, bradleyjames/colinmorgan, dreamdustmama, fluff, merlin, nc17, realperson, slash
Colin breaks his hand.* Second in the deaf!Colin ‘verse.*
AU, bradleyjames/colinmorgan, drama, fluff, merlin, pg13, realperson, slash, slowdead
Merlin has spent his life running from the Pendragons, but destiny has other plans.*
arthur/merlin, AU, corilannam, merlin, nc17, slash
Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary (well, kind of) guy?*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, r, slash, socialretard86
Merlin was adopted as a baby – he’s always known that – but when he turned twenty he found he had a half-sister: the feisty and sort of scary Morgana. Merlin moved to sleepy Camelot to be closer to her, settling into life as a mild-mannered greengrocer, catering to his passion for in-season fruits and vegetables. To make things even better, Morgana’s adoptive brother is coming back from America and Merlin will get a brother too! Life is pretty peachy. But… Arthur Pendragon is not at all what Merlin had expected. He’s arrogant, funny, beautiful – he completely flummoxes Merlin at every turn. But really, Merlin doesn’t think his new sort of maybe not brother person is hot. That would we weird, right?*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, nahara, r, slash
Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*
AU, bradleyjames/colinmorgan, fluff, hancorrupted, merlin, pg13, realperson, slash
Arthur isn’t there when the strange magical being is first captured.*
arthur/merlin, AU, merlin, merlin_anon, pg13, slash, torture
Modern AU. They’re both voice actors for a show where their characters are in love/in a relationship/sleeping together but they’ve never met. They meet at a press function or passing each other in the studio and find that life imitates art.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, merlin_anon, r, slash
Sitting at the top of “Uther’s All Time Parenting Backfires” is Arthur’s fellow colleague and clumsy best friend – Merlin Emrys.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fuzzytomato02, humor, merlin, pg13, slash
Modern!AU wherein Merlin is the Prince of Wales*
arthur/merlin, AU, merlin, merlin_anon, r, slash
I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, humor, merlin, merlin_anon, pg13, slash
Jensen remembered his wedding day to Jeff. Not so much the expensive decorations or the high society guests, but how he felt. It was supposed to be incredibly low-keyed, Jensen wanted a trip to the courthouse to sign their marriage license, but Jeff came from a rich family and it was ‘Not a Thing To Do.’ So Jeff’s mothers took over the wedding planning and Jensen remembered hating everything about it. Everything except saying “I do” to Jeff (even their vows were written by Jeff’s mothers).*
AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jeff, jared/jeff/jensen, jeff/jensen, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash, spn_anon, threesome
Sam and Castiel met four years ago as college roommates and have been a couple ever since. Now, the summer after graduation Mary Winchester invites them to Lawrence, Kansas to properly meet the family. There Castiel meets Dean, who he considers rude, overbearing, yet enthralling. Over the course of the trip, he begins to question if he’s with the right Winchester after all.*
AU, castiel/dean, drama, r, ryannblackwood, slash, supernatural
It wasn’t that Jensen was jealous or followed one of those monogamous religions. He came from a three parent home himself and had always imagined that one or two parent families must have been so lonely and quiet. *
angst, AU, cwrps, drama, jared/jeff/jensen, jeff/jensen, kidfic, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, spn_anon, threesome
“Wereanimal!Jensen has been on his mating quest since he didn’t find his mate within his pack. It’s getting to a critical point where Jensen might go feral and claim his mate where ever and when ever he finds him. Jared is Jensen mate and “unfortunately” for both of them Jensen finds him in a packed college bar, at least there’s a pool table in the back.” *
AU, creature, cwrps, jared/jensen, legionofzelda, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
The answer is w30;?233/hy7.*
AU, favorite, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
Arthur is a world class violinist, trapped in Sydney, Australia, by his fear of flying. In the wake of a mediocre concert, vicious critics and with barely a month to go before his next (hopefully reputation-saving) recital, Arthur is almost at breaking point. When his accompanist, Morgana, breaks her wrist in a car accident, Arthur is more or less doomed. And the story begins, when the Maestro at the conservatoire, Gaius Stresemann, recommends his protege Merlin Emrys to step in. Merlin, who plays by ear, as he pleases and really just wants to be a kindergarten teacher.
Well. The story really starts six months previously when Arthur passes out drunk outside Merlin’s shoe-box apartment.*
angst, arthur/merlin, AU, dark, fishwrites, merlin, r, slash
Arthur introduces Merlin to Gwen and Morgana for the first time (double date?) and they realise that he’s deaf. Half way through the date/day out Arthur starts signing to Merlin (because . . . the music gets too loud/feedback-y to use his hearing aids or something) and Gwen and Morgana are really impressed at how much dedication he’s putting into the relationship.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, miakun, pg, slash
He’d offered to be a mentor, but he hadn’t really thought that through at the time. Now he’s accidentally outed Kris and he’s pretty sure the only way to make it up to him is to take him under his wing. Strictly in a mentor/mentee way, of course.*
abusingsarcasm, adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, r, realperson, slash, underage
A Kept Boy is an RPS AU involving slavery, abuse (adult and child) in all forms (verbal, physical, mental), inequalities of power, and dark, adult concepts regarding same. At heart, it’s a love story, but it goes through some bad, dark places to get there. Be warned, if any of these are not your cup of tea. This is in no way a true story.*
abuse, angst, AU, cwrps, dark, horror, jeff/jensen, nc17, poisontaster, rape, realperson, slash, underage
Merlin is made into a girl when Arthur gets him out of the tree. Cue massive teasing, underwear shopping, and newfound lust.*
arthur/merlin, AU, genderswap, het, merlin, merlin_anon, nc17, slash
He’s late, which is how he remembers later it was a Friday.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, favorite, fluff, pg13, realperson, slash, wordsalone
As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, favorite, fluff, fuzzytomato02, merlin, r, slash
They were childhood/teenage sweethearts but Arthur’s family moved away (because Uther detested Merlin but Arthur doesn’t know this) and they promise to write. After Uther’s death Arthur finds all the letters from Merlin he never received. All the time he thought Merlin had forgotten him. Arthur seeks him out.*
angst, ann7x, arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, r, slash
His name is Adam, and like his namesake he was the first of his kind. A true pinnacle of cyberhuman evolution. An exemplar of the most creative technology ever conceived. A mesh of metal and meat, perfect in every way. Except one. He is uncontrollable. Even now, teams of our finest hunters are tracking down even the vaguest of rumours. But until he decides to step into the daylight, we may sit and wait.
The problems started with permission, or the lack thereof. Our scientists presented hours of testimony, studies and deductions to the relevant authorities but the Ethics Board turned down all our proposals. But that one single denial should stand before the march of scientific discovery was anathema to us. Completely unthinkable. We knew better than they. We were Cerberus. We would not be constrained by their cowardice and superstition. But now, I fear that the history books will hold the judgment. And that it will not be in our favor.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, deannawol, drama, nc17, postcanon, realperson, scifi, slash, violence
Arthur meets Merlin at a Pride parade, and they manage to overcome their language barrier.*
ann7x, arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, r, slash
Arthur’s a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.*
arthur/eames, AU, favorite, inception, r, slash
Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*
arthur/merlin, AU, ayanetsurugi, fluff, merlin, pg13, slash
Colin’s a baker who makes cupcakes by day, and takes care of his pet hedgehog by night (which sounds a lot more exciting than it is. Or scratch that. It doesn’t really sound all that exciting, now does it?) Well, that is until he falls in love with a clown (no, really – an actual guy dressed like a clown. A guy called Bradley.) After that Colin basically spends his days thinking about Bradley, and his nights thinking about Bradley some more. It’s still not all that exciting; but it’s really all the excitement Colin needs. * Okay, clowns. Adorable story, but I’m considering a new warning.
AU, bradleyjames/colinmorgan, fluff, merlin, r, realperson, slash, slowdead
Arthur would probably have forgotten about him, looked away and maybe had one more drink before heading home because he rather desperately wanted to be curled up in bed with his cat, Sasha, watching Lost and drinking hot chocolate (absolutely no one knew of this ritual except, of course, Sasha, who had promised never to tell). But suddenly the guy opened his eyes and looked directly at Arthur, and something in Arthur felt total, final recognition. Whatever was in this skinny, awkward kid’s eyes was exactly what was inside Arthur– a deep-seated, unending loneliness, the knowledge that there could never be anybody who understood or wanted him.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, franticallonsy, franticsga, merlin, nc17, slash
Merlin is an indie geek who works at a used books, cd and record store. (And by indie geek anon would like the whole stereotype. Listens to weird rock bands, read obscure books, big black framed glasses.)
Arthur is the average golden-boy-super-jock-perfect-preppy-soccer-captain. He sees Merlin somewhere and instantly starts going out of his way, going to Merlin’s store, reading his weird books and listening to his weird music just to impress him.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, franticallonsy, franticsga, merlin, r, slash
How Arthur Pendragon, Director of Communications for Prime Minister Gaius, and his assistant, Merlin Emrys, fell in love – a story in goldfish, cats, webcomics, cups of tea, and sharpies.*
arthur/merlin, AU, chibirhm, fluff, humor, merlin, r, slash
It was love at first sight, and Merlin knew it – when it came to the flat, that was. Merlin wasn’t anything like as clear about the man he was going to have to live with.*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, pg13, slash, themadlurker
College AU with Zach as the young adjunct prof and Chris as his student.*
AU, chris/zach, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, startrek, thedeepmagic
“Humans do not come with the Fae’s built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they’ve never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)” – Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fantasy, fluff, humor, jeyhawk, r, realperson, slash
When single father Merlin Emerson discovers that the man who denied him thousands of dollars that was his due has gotten amnesia, he seizes his chance for revenge by pretending to be his husband. The joke is on him though when he realises that Arthur Pennington is possibly even more wonderful that he ever could have imagined…*
arthur/merlin, AU, merlin, nc17, shinystarlight, slash
High School AU. Most of the time Kris is okay, he really is, but then out of the blue a stray thought will hit him from that subconscious part of the mind that just won’t get it and the hurt will come back to the front like it was yesterday and not three years ago. *
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, death, fluff, humor, jeyhawk, r, realperson, slash, violence
“I wanted you to stay,” Adam says. “But I thought you would leave.”* Follows Path, Light, and Harmony.
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/stargateatlantis, AU, favorite, jerakeen, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis
Kris hates the rush hour train with a passion but a certain tall dark stranger makes it worth his while. In more ways than one.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, favorite, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Kris is determined to win Adam’s heart and if it take a tiara and a sparkly wand (the plastic kind, thank you very much) to get Adam to notice him, he’s willing to go all in. *
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, jeyhawk, pg13, realperson, slash
AU in which Kris goes to California for college and is Adam’s first love.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, favorite, fluff, peacockcock, pg13, realperson, slash
Life is a series of moments, in Kris’ opinion, as common and amazing as chain of atoms linking into a marvelous, intelligible molecule. Then he reaches for the long cane leaning unobtrusively behind his seat and shatters the moment to hell. *
adam/kris, akavertigo, americanidol, AU, pg13, realperson, slash
Being a singer has always been Kris’s dream. Being a superhero is just an accident of birth.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, cjmarlowe, pg13, realperson, slash
This wasn’t how he planned it.* More here (http://community.livejournal.com/the_kitchen_ink/tag/what%20a%20big%20belly%20you%20have%20kris-paw).
adam/kris, akavertigo, americanidol, angst, AU, fluff, kidfic, mpreg, pg13, realperson, slash
This is sort of an alternate-reality rather than a full AU. David Archuleta won Idol in Season 7, and David Cook is still a musician, but he was never on Idol at all. Here, they meet for the first time, right before Christmas, in a house that’s accidentally been rented to them both at the same time.*
americanidol, AU, davidarchuleta/davidcook, frackinsweet, r, realperson, slash
The planet shone outside the viewing deck, red-orange-jeweled under the swirls of violet cloud. Kris stood staring out at it, deceptively calm; they hadn’t started the landing yet.*
adam/kris, americanidol, astolat, AU, creature, drama, fantasy, nc17, realperson, scifi, slash
Cook is a jaded, small-town bartender who doesn’t play music anymore. Archuleta is a high school student who wants more out of his life than what everyone has planned for him. After they meet, they discover what types of things a person should never give up on. *
americanidol, angst, AU, davidarchuleta/davidcook, drama, fluff, frackinsweet, r, realperson, slash
The first thing Kris saw was the car. It was huge, and really shiny, and it had clouds of steam billowing out from under the hood, which would get your attention even if you weren’t into cars. The second thing Kris saw was the guy standing in front of it, with his hands on his hips and a trucker hat on his head and a helpless expression on his face.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, bexless, drama, fluff, nc17, realperson, slash
“Kriiiiis!” Allison came sailing down the stairs and nearly knocked him right back into the coach before he had even managed to get both feet on the ground. Kris steadied himself with one hand and hugged her with the other, grinning ruefully: and he’d worried that he’d find her turned into too much of a proper young lady. The black dress made her look older than her seventeen years, and technically you could say her hair was up, but half of it had come spilling down in back. *
adam/kris, americanidol, astolat, AU, historical, nc17, realperson, slash
So there was this clause in the contracts, where as long as he was single, he had to go out with another 19E client for at least four weeks at their request. “It doesn’t mean you have to, um, kiss them and stuff, right?” David had asked nervously, in the contract negotiations.*
americanidol, astolat, AU, davidarchuleta/davidcook, r, realperson, slash
In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.*
abuse, adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, r, realperson, slash, sprat
College student Adam Lambert doesn’t really believe in the magical powers of knitting needles until he meets Kris Allen, knitting shop owner by day and gay erotica writer by night. Kris is an enigma wrapped in an adorable package and Adam finds himself wanting to strip away his layers (literally as well as figuratively), but at the end of the day will that be enough to make Adam mess with his carefully laid plans, or will his desire to “make it” stand in the way of true love?*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Kris Allen is tired of always being cast as the best friend in other people’s lives. When he first meets Adam Lambert and actually manages to ask him out on a date he thinks things will be different, but history repeats itself all over again and Kris is stuck pining over a guy that just wants to be his friend. But is it really only friendship Adam wants, and is Kris really just going to take it this time when there’s so much at stake?*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, pg13, realperson, slash, vae
Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell.
And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, foxxcub, inception, pg13, slash
Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes.
Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, fluff, jerakeen, kidfic, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
When life hands you lemons you’re supposed to suck it up and make lemonade, but what happens when life hands you lemonade? Kris thinks it sounds too good to be true; Adam tries to convince him that things happen for a reason.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, spikedluv
Kris embraces his gay in a rather dramatic fashion while working as a sous-chef in New York City and generally being a complete idiot.*
abusingsarcasm, adam/kris, americanidol, AU, nc17, realperson, slash
Kristopher d’Alleyne is a young knight who is the heir to his father’s lands and betrothed to the beautiful Lady Katherine of Connell, but on an impulse, he follows Richard the Lionhearted to the Holy Land for the Third Crusade. When chance crosses his path with that of a Jewish warrior/spy on a secret mission that could have implications for both the Christian and Muslim forces in the area, Kris finds that his life is changed forever.
Adam Lambeorht had been given by his parents at a young age to serve a secret cabal of powerful Jewish nobles based in Spain. When King Richard of England persuades other European monarchs to join his Third Crusade, Adam’s masters send him to the Holy Land on a mission crucial to Jewish interests. He is trained in the arts of war and usually works alone and in secret, but when Adam encounters Kristopher d’Alleyne, he can’t walk away from the injured knight, no matter what it might cost him.*
adam/kris, adventure, americanidol, AU, drama, historical, nc17, realperson, seleneheart, slash, torture, violence
Adam has always thought of the consumer grade robots as sex toys.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, jerakeen, r, realperson, slash
Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/buffythevampireslayer, AU, buffythevampireslayer, creature, cydsa, fluff, humor, r, realperson, slash, violence
“Just for that, you’re buying the damned popcorn,” Eames replies.
Arthur ducks his head slightly, glancing out the window. “Such a gentleman,” he mocks, but without any heat.* Sequel to Dreams Are For Rookies.
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, foxxcub, inception, r, slash
Kris finds a lamp that contains an extremely opinionated genie (Adam) who answers Kris’ wishes in glittery, unexpected ways?*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, jerakeen, nc17, realperson, slash
In the 18 months since Proculus Media had swallowed up the paper, Dom Cobb has (a) offered Saito, their new publisher and overlord, oral sex to keep ads off the front page (it hadn’t worked), (b) started crying actual tears of exhaustion at a redesign meeting the fourth time Yusuf brought up page gutters to try and guilt him into ceasing his reign of terror (it hadn’t worked) and (c) tried to get Arthur to agree, peacefully, to work election night.*
arthur/eames, AU, inception, inception_anon, pg13, slash
“Congratulations,” Adam said, mouth twisting up at one corner. “You are now in possession of one faerie servant. You own both my services and the benefit of my magic for a year and a day.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, creature, drama, fantasy, nc17, nymphaea, realperson, slash, torture, violence
“Eames, I don’t know what dictionary you’re working out of, but my definition of ‘favor’ does not entail asking someone you despise to play escort to your family’s Christmas party.”
Eames glares at him. “I’m not asking you to play escort, merely be my date.”*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, foxxcub, inception, pg13, slash
Jared Padalecki would really like to stop accidentally kidnapping the hot, angry guy with the smokin’ green eyes because – if nothing else – it makes it really damn difficult to talk to the man and get a date when he’s trying to climb out of a window or scale a twelve foot high fence to get away. *
AU, breea1, chris/steve, cwrps, drama, jared/jensen, r, realperson, slash, violence
“It’s not that I hate Christmas,” Arthur says, sandwiching the phone between his shoulder and his left ear so that he can grab pen and paper. *
amazinglyme, arthur/eames, AU, humor, inception, r, slash
“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, favorite, jerakeen, r, realperson, slash
Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, favorite, fluff, het, humor, katy/kris, orbedrowned, pg13, realperson, slash
One-night stands are not for everyone.* Oh my god, I LOVE THIS.
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, favorite, jerakeen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Adam Lambert has the protective instincts of a beetle.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, jerakeen, nc17, realperson, slash
After a score of resoundingly dull society suitors, Kris Allen still longs for only one man: the dashing scoundrel who kidnapped him two years ago. Adam Lambert has a secret: he’s the one Kris seeks – it is his kiss he still yearns for. Confessing to his abduction would bring disaster and scandal upon them both. But how can he convince Kris to forsake his pursuit of his dream lover when all he dreams of is holding him in his arms again?* Harlequin challenge.
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, eiranaregan, historical, kidfic, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash
Spock is heir to the Federation throne, Jim is Prince of America because his fucking brother abdicated, and the Klingons are on the verge of blowing shit up-a love story.*
angst, AU, drama, favorite, humor, kidfic, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, smut, startrek, violence, waldorph
Kris is attacked by a mugger. He wakes up the next morning in the apartment of a gorgeous stranger with no memory of who he is.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, fluff, nc17, realperson, slash, spikedluv
A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love…*
angst, arthur/merlin, AU, drama, favorite, fayjay, fluff, merlin, nc17, slash
After years of working to break into the music industry, Adam is starting to let his bill-paying waiter job become more like a career. And then American Idol winner Kris Allen comes into his restaurant.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, littlemousling, nc17, realperson, slash
“I have been enchanted by some witch’s Magic, and I, Prince Adam of Andalasia, find myself a stranger in a strange land. May I call upon your kindness — or, if not your kindness, then the respect due to a visiting noble, and ask to be taken to your Court, and presented to your Monarch?”*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, r, realperson, slash, yekoc
“This isn’t something we do, Eames. It’s something we are.” Magical realism, soulbonding, d/s fusion. *
arthur/eames, AU, drama, inception, pg13, slash, smallacts
The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.
AU, favorite, fluff, humor, kirk/spock, r, screamlet, slash, startrek
When Mal leans into his office and asks Eames what he did to his back, he can’t exactly say, “the new graphics intern,” so he says, “Oh, just stress, love.”*
arthur/eames, AU, humor, inception, r, rageprufrock, slash
Eames makes Arthur want to believe in happy endings again.*
arthur/eames, AU, drama, inception, nc17, sironags, slash
This takes place about a year and a half after the end of Sing Without A Song. Adam has released a new album and Kris has been signed and released an EP. Both are touring to support their projects; Adam has his usual giant crazy roadshow while Kris is playing bars and clubs, trying to build a fanbase without using Adam’s name. And… that’s where we join the boys.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, fluff, itsmadeofgold, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, creature, fluff, humor, r, realperson, slash
I’d love an AU Kradam drabble where Adam is on tour in Arkansas and runs into Kris at a local gay bar. Of course Kris is infatuated. Flirting kissing would be fun, too.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, itsmadeofgold, nc17, realperson, slash
A single act of heroism pulls Kris into Adam’s world of wealth, power, and sex.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/smallville, AU, clark/lex, creature, favorite, houseoflantis, nc17, realperson, slash, smallville
“I can explain,” Kris says, trying to hold onto Adam’s hand.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/stargateatlantis, AU, drama, fluff, jerakeen, r, realperson, slash, stargateatlantis
This is not your typical SGC mission. No, not even for SG-1.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/stargatesg1, angst, arasigyrn, AU, favorite, pg13, realperson, slash, stargatesg1
Cadet Kris Allen fiddled with his uniform, trying to press away a possibly imaginary wrinkle with his fingertips.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/startrek, AU, drama, humor, nc17, realperson, scifi, skykissed, slash, startrek
Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, fluff, r, realperson, skykissed, slash
The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*
adam/kris, americanidol, arasigyrn, AU, creature, drama, fantasy, favorite, fluff, nc17, realperson, slash
The entrance to Haven could be found at the top of a rainbow.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, drama, fantasy, favorite, nc17, realperson, skykissed, slash
The destruction of Vulcan changed everything.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/startrek, AU, creature, drama, moirariordan, r, realperson, slash, startrek
After two years, Kris’s cover is blown.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, houseoflantis, nc17, realperson, slash, violence
“Kris Allen is staring at you again.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/roswell, AU, creature, dollydolittle, drama, pg13, realperson, roswell, slash
When Winona Kirk finds love with the small-town sheriff of Riverside, Jim is uprooted for his high school senior year to the middle of nowhere. But once Jim arrives, he gets wrapped up in the local mystery of a series of crop circles, along with finding himself drawn to a peculiar and enigmatic group of kids – especially one in particular, named Spock. Danger ensues, as Kirk unravels the meaning behind the crop circles, and why Spock and his family live in Riverside.*
AT, AU, kirk/spock, pg13, rainbowstrlght, slash, startrek, startrek/twilight, twilight
The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, favorite, fluff, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, spoileralert17
It is a risk, everything is, but Kris can see his master’s hand and it is nearly impossible to beat.*
adam/kris, ai_anon, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, historical, r, realperson, slash
“Of course, we can accommodate any menu choices. We’re very flexible.”*
adam/kris, ai_anon, americanidol, AU, fluff, r, realperson, slash
“In the matter at hand, exact figures are impossible to ascertain. The Volunteers of the International Dragon Forces were never systematically counted during the war due in part to the fact that newly transformed dragons and other humans joined the IDF on an almost daily basis and also casualty rates among new recruits is believed to have been particularly high. Many of the attacks by bio-wops wiped out entire flights, leaving no surviving members to report the scale of the devastation. This report bases its estimate on testimony of IDF and allied personnel, physical evidence from scenes in Zambia, Holland and many other countries and the dedicated efforts of military intelligence from countries like the US. *
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/cwrps, angst, aramuin, arasigyrn, AU, creature, cwrps, dark, death, drama, fantasy, favorite, horror, r, realperson, slash, violence
The problem, Kris thinks, isn’t the wolf’s instinctual surrender; it’s the human’s complete capitulation.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, jeyhawk, nc17, realperson, slash
Jensen is the straight-laced by-the-book pack Alpha for the Dallas werewolves. Jared is a wild and reckless werewolf under house arrest and forced to take Jensen’s Beta collar. Will Jensen see beyond Jared’s wild ways to be his true mate; and will Jared see beyond the collar as anything but slavery?*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/cwrps/startrek, AU, chris/zach, creature, cwrps, drama, favorite, houseoflantis, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, startrek
“Of all the questionable life-style choices Adam has made in his life (and there are a lot to choose from), he never expected volunteering at an ecological charity to be the one that ruined his life.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, arasigyrn, AU, creature, pg13, realperson, slash
When American’s shiniest superstar disappears in Japan, management calls in the only person likely to find him. Too bad, he’s also the last person who wants the job. (Originally written for the [info]aianonlovefest prompt: Taming of the Shrew-like story. Adam in total diva mode, and Kris is here to tame him.)*
adam/kris, akavertigo, americanidol, AU, r, realperson, slash
In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim’s curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn’t have told him that he isn’t allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.*
angst, AU, drama, favorite, kirk/spock, littlebirdtold, nc17, rape, slash, startrek
In which Gawain mourns the loss of Bro Central and everyone else gets laid.*
AU, humor, merlin, pg13, rayslady, slash
Soldier Tom coming home, surprising Bill (and their parents, if related.) Bonus points if Tom is still in his uniform.*
AU, bill/tom, drama, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel, tokiohotel_anon
Spencer’s standing by the escalator, sunglasses covering half of his face. One hand’s playing with his hair a little, the other’s wrapped around a cardboard sign with the word dork printed on it carefully. Brendon can’t help the grin that splits his face.*
AU, brendon/spencer, fluff, illimerence, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, slash
“Lie awake in bed at night, and think about your life, do you want to be different? It’s time to forget about the past, to wash away what happened last” – 30 Seconds to Mars, A beautiful lie.*
abuse, angst, AU, chris/steve, cwrps, drama, het, jared/jensen, nc17, rape, realperson, sandy/sophia, slash, titheniel, violence
Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, jeyhawk, pg13, realperson, slash
The expedition marks two years without help from Earth and by a stroke of luck finds a full ZPM. Installing that ZPM in their sleeping city has lasting consequences for the entire expedition.*
AU, drama, favorite, keiramarcos, mckay/sheppard, r, slash, stargateatlantis, stargatesg1, stargatesg1/stargateatlantis
Jared and Jensen are in love, have been for most of their lives. There is just one tiny little problem: Jensen is imaginary, and they can only be together in Jared’s dreams. How can Jared ever find true love in the real world when his heart belongs to a figment of his imagination?*
AU, cwrps, drama, favorite, fluff, jared/jensen, kaleidoscopeheart, nc17, realperson, slash, viridescence
In his first few months of college Spencer has figures out that he really does like guys, that his best friend and roommate, Ryan, has terrible taste in women, and this random guy he meets named Brendon is kind of ridiculously hot.*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, sera, slash
“You’re sleeping in your car.”
“…yeah,” Kris tries not to sound defensive.
“Outside a gay bar at 2 a.m.”
“Yeah.”
“You really don’t have any place to go, do you?”
“No, I do, I just. I can’t go back there at night,” Kris admits softly, unable to meet Adam’s eyes.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, dark, drama, horror, nc17, realperson, samanthahirr, slash, violence
Tom Kaulitz came to the U.S. to pursue his culinary dream – to become a celebrated chef, one of the stars in New York’s luminary-studded fine dining sky. He seems thwarted at every step by his rival Bill, who’s been showing Tom up since their very first day of culinary school. Yet the further they make their way through the surprises their careers have in store, the more Tom discovers that the factors holding him back from what he really wants are a lot simpler than he’s let himself realize. The challenge is on for Tom to overcome his pride and let himself discover the perfect recipe for success at all the things his heart desires.* You’ll need to register for this.
AU, bill/tom, drama, favorite, fluff, fyredancer, incest, pg13, realperson, slash, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel
He wakes up because there are people giggling in his dark dorm room.* Sequel to Piercing.
arthur/merlin, AU, kink, merlin, nc17, onelittlesleep, slash, smut
Kris was pretty used to getting picked up at the peace protests by now, and he knew all the tricks for making the most of it. Going dead weight so it took multiple cops to drag you off gave other people time to get away or keep the march going, making sure you didn’t have pockets or a bag or loose clothes made it hard for them to plant shit on you, weapons were bad news.*
adam/kris, americanidol, astolat, AU, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
It’s been only a week and a half, so he’s still hanging around his dorm room wearing his softest boxers pulled down over his junk, trying to avoid any chafe.*
arthur/merlin, AU, merlin, nc17, onelittlesleep, slash, smut
High class hooker!Kris and the least angsty prostitute fic ever written.*
abriata, adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, kink, nc17, realperson, slash, smut
This is an alternate universe series in that Rodney McKay never went to Atlantis, the mission failed within it’s first two years and John Sheppard finds himself back on Earth as the second in command of Stargate Command under the leadership of Major General Jack O’Neill. Characters from the Atlantis series and the original SG1 series will figure prominently in all of the novellas in this series. McShep and many other pairings throughout.*
abuse, AU, dark, drama, favorite, fluff, keiramarcos, kidfic, mckay/sheppard, nc17, slash, stargateatlantis, violence
Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.*
akire_yta, AU, drama, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Adam, in order to avoid having to find a date, orders Kris.*
abriata, adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, nc17, realperson, slash
Tom Trümper has had it with everything in his life, including himself. After smashing up one too many hotel rooms…and cars…and guitars…his management packs him off on vacation, but it’s not exactly what he signed up for. Stuck on a cruise he never would have sought in a million years, he meets Bill Kaulitz. Tom has to re-learn that it’s all about choices, and soon he’s going to be faced with the some of most difficult ones he’s ever had.*
angst, AU, bill/tom, drama, fyredancer, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel
Merlin always looks up from the computer when the door to the shop jingles open. It’s just some sort of Pavlovian reaction, he assumes, and while it’s a good idea to keep an eye on who is going into and out of the shop, it always unsettles Merlin, always makes him feel like he’s been caught doing something he ought not be doing, when he looks up and gets an eyeful of one of the ones who look like they’re about to vomit all over his clean floors.
The guy who just walked in is one of those. *
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, merlin_anon, nc17, slash
Arthur’s first impression of William Eames was that no living man should ever have that much flour smeared over his face, that no real person should have that many tattoos, and that no person in his personal history had ever made Arthur feel so suddenly off-kilter without even saying a word.*
andrealyn, arthur/eames, AU, fluff, inception, pg13, slash
In his head there was always moonlight, but that’s what you get when the object of your highly illicit desires is a werewolf.*
AU, creature, dinozzo/gibbs, ncis, queenklu, r, slash, smut
Bill’s radio show provides its listeners with their weekly dose of cynicism, and an extra helping in December, a time of year that brings out the worst in Bill Trumper, the Christmas Cynic. Enter one Tom Kaulitz, the most optimistic caller Bill’s show has ever seen…*
AU, bill/tom, favorite, fluff, humor, incest, kishmet, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Meet Kris Allen, freshman at Idol University, and out-and-proud gay man. And his roommate, fellow freshman Adam Lambert, who is… not.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, gailsauce, nc17, realperson, slash
Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.*
AU, drama, exmptfromsanity, fluff, humor, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, r, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Kevin Jonas, resident Maid Marian, is the eldest son of an infamous crime lord, and he is quiet, polite, shy, and very obedient. At least, until his sprawling suburban home is burglarized by Mike Carden, resident Robin Hood (sort of).*
AU, drama, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, r, realperson, slash, starflowers, theacademyis, violence
Glory-Hole Romantic Comedy. ‘NUFF SAID PEOPLE.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, favorite, merlin, nc17, slash, smut, tourdefierce
Bill, a mutant who absorbs memories, thought patterns, and abilities with a simple touch, finds himself in the sewers of New York, searching for others like him. He finds them. *
angst, AU, bill/tom, drama, incest, kishmet, pg13, realperson, scifi, slash, tokiohotel, tokiohotel/xmen, xmen
He felt isolated, even here among the human children his age.*
angst, AU, daphnie1, drama, jaylee1, kirk/spock, r, slash, startrek
The week that all of Kevin’s friends leave to go to college, he turns off the phone and plays eight different games of Monopoly with Nick.*
angst, AU, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, mywholecry, nc17, realperson, slash, theacademyis
Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won’t work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, inception, nc17, slash, thehoyden
Work was his life and as long as Tony was on his six, life was good. He’d vowed to have Tony’s six too, but now Tony had secrets and there were friends Gibbs had never met or even heard of. It didn’t take a genius to see that things were changing and Gibbs didn’t like change.*
AU, criminalminds, criminalminds/leverage/ncis, derekmorgan/dinozzo, dinozzo/eliotspencer, dinozzo/gibbs, leverage, nc17, ncis, slash, smut, zivadiva
“This is what you need to do,” Arthur says, and tightens his lips, staring hard at the cabinet behind Merlin. It’s his battle face, the face he makes right before he absolutely devastates someone, when he’s thinking over how to do it most efficiently. “You need to do it back to him.”*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, merlin, merlin_anon, nc17, slash, smut
Tom’s hardly Sleepless in Seattle, but when he meets Bill Kaulitz, he finds that maybe, just maybe, he could believe in real life romance.*
AU, bill/tom, drama, fluff, incest, majestrix, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
When a serial killer murders three marines on Atlantis, NCIS are called in to investigate. However, their arrival brings complications for everyone – revealing a lie, a prophecy, a secret and a nemesis. *
abby/lorne, abuse, angst, AU, bondage, drama, het, kink, nc17, ncis, ncis/stargateatlantis, scifi, slash, stargateatlantis, suspense, tim/ziva, violence, xanthe
Sequel to The Running Play. This story picks up where TRP left off.*
angst, arthur/eames, AU, drama, inception, nc17, rape, slash, smut, whiskyrunner
“So,” he says dully, “basically, I have no control over my own life, I’m supposed to marry a man I barely know, for fucked up political reasons that I couldn’t possibly care less about. What else is new?” In which personal is political and revolution is more complex than it seems.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, moirariordan, nc17, realperson, slash, violence
Arthur has always been pretty happy with his family (discounting Morgana, whom he still thinks most days could have been replaced with a Rottweiler to very similar effect), and he knows he’s pretty lucky that way.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, iclaudia, merlin, nc17, slash
The Cynic and his Optimist have been together since Christmas, and Bill, with his usual disdain for holiday commercialism and hypocrisy, has talked Tom out of celebrating Valentine’s Day. No cards, no jewelry, no chocolates, nothing. But is that really what Bill wants…?* Sequel to The Christmas Cynic.
AU, bill/tom, favorite, fluff, incest, kishmet, r, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Bill Trumper has been receiving two dozen roses every week for an entire semester at Trillium University. Where are the flowers coming from, and how does Tom Kaulitz, a Natural Resources major with a green thumb, factor into the whole mess? Who knew in the dead of winter that love could blossom?*
angst, AU, bill/tom, cynicalterror, drama, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel, undrockroll
The AU stepbrothers slash that no one asked for, but which the world needed.*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, inception, kuwamiko, kyrene, nc17, slash
Finding the dragon’s cave is as easy as Kris expected it to be.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, fantasy, favorite, fictioncandie, humor, nc17, realperson, slash
Marengo Tower was the Tower for wayward Talents, those who had been sent to the edge of the galaxy to rot. It was a punishment duty, though of course no-one ever called it that. So how on Earth or off it did they get assigned a Prime? And a member of the legendary Jonas family at that? What could he have done to merit Marengo? (An extension/AU of the Tower & Hive series of books by Anne McCaffery.)*
akire_yta, AU, cobrastarship, falloutboy, gymclassheros, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mychemicalromance, panicatthedisco, r, realperson, scifi, slash, theacademyis, thehushsound
Bill Trumper was having one hell of a day, and didn’t care who knew it.* Sequel to The Blue of Desire. you’ll need to register for this.
AU, bill/tom, drama, fyredancer, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel
Most people never touch another person’s soul…but when a 20 year old Leroy Jethro Gibbs meets an 8 year old Tony DiNozzo, it sparks an event that links them forever.*
abuse, angst, AU, dark, dinozzo/gibbs, drama, hisdarkmaterials, hisdarkmaterials/ncis, ncis, r, slash, torture, violence, xanthe
Bill Trumper’s best friend Tom Kaulitz is the envy of all straight men, getting it with countless pretty girls whenever he wants with no strings attached. Bad news for Bill, who knows the best course is to keep his crush hidden to preserve their friendship. One day Tom blows Bill’s solidly-rooted notions out of the water with a confession that leaves him more confused than anything. Before Bill realizes, he’s tangled up in a dangerous love game with his best friend where only one thing is certain…someone’s getting hurt.* You’ll need to register for this.
angst, AU, bill/tom, drama, fyredancer, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel
Young Tony, the crowned prince of the Kingdom of Fidelis, has everything he could ever want. Then the sorcerer Ari takes it all away. Now, on the run and suffering under the worst curse black magic has to offer, can Tony ever find his way home? And, more importantly, will he want to? Or will our prince sacrifice his kingdom, his identity and his humanity for something he’s never known: love.*
AU, creature, dinozzo/gibbs, drama, fairytale, mpreg, nc17, ncis, slash, the7thswan
And that’s all it takes for Arthur. He sees something he likes. This time, it’s a tentative smile at his lame joke, soft dark hair, a sweetness that is all pretty eyelashes flickering. He moves to sit beside the man on the bench, mock-brusque. “So what’re you reading, then?”*
arthur/merlin, AU, fluff, merlin, merlin_anon, nc17, slash
Tom Kaulitz is downgrading from SuperThug to BabyThug in an attempt to get his life on the right track. He never expected it to be easy, but then again – nobody expects Bill Trumper. Tom’s fresh start is a heartless dress-making bitch. Good luck, boyo.*
AU, bill/tom, drama, incest, leichenwasser, r, realperson, slash, tokiohotel, violence
“I’m naked in the middle of the frickin’ forest with some guy I don’t even know – and it’s cold – and – ” He looks around wildly, searching for clothes he knows are not there. “I need my goddamn clothes.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, creature, drama, jerakeen, nc17, realperson, smut
On a connecting flight from North Carolina to Boston, on arguably the worst day of his life, Bill Trumper meets someone who is completely wrong for him. Straight, sporty Tom Kaulitz is about to become Bill’s new best friend, Bill just doesn’t know it yet.*
AU, bill/tom, cynicalterror, drama, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Bill and Tom have been going strong for a whole year, but what happens with a change of scenery and a possible change of heart?* Sequel to On Defense.
AU, bill/tom, cynicalterror, drama, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
In the City of Angels, Adam and Tommy are called to lead in the protection of mortals–but a chance encounter with one of the damned leaves Adam reeling, his mating instinct awakened.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, kayelizabethroxx, kradam12321, nc17, realperson, slash
Kris sighs and sets down his stylus. Breathe deeply, he thinks. Allison will kill you if you hurt her brother, he thinks. You do not want another ice age, he thinks. You don’t have time enough to deal with all the souls as it is. He turns around.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, ecarian, r, realperson, slash
Tom Kaulitz, Temperence nightclub’s number one bartender and resident hotshot is reluctantly bullied into attending his best friend’s bachelor party, held at a gay club. But Tom is left with more to worry about than his reputation when he locks eyes with Bill, the bartender at The Bronze Palace.*
AU, bill/tom, drama, incest, nc17, realperson, rreloaded, slash, smut, tokiohotel
When Kevin Jonas and his brothers on the Lovebug encounter a mechanical problem, they aren’t expecting an injured stowaway to be responsible. The last few years have been tough on Card, and he wasn’t expecting to find anyone who’d take a chance for a scarred nobody who won’t even tell them his real name. Escaping was only one step, though, and Card can’t keep running forever. Eventually he’s going to have to stop and face his issues and his past. He can only hope he’ll have someone to stand with him.*
AU, chalcopyrite, drama, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, postcanon, r, rape, realperson, scifi, slash, theacademyis, violence
Kevin walked down the corridor with his nose in his English notes, trying desperately to sort out his Cordelia’s from his Ophelia’s before the test in first period English. He ducked Macy’s wildly swung hockey stick, stepped around Joe and Stella’s awkward conversation, and opened his locker with an expert tap of his fist.*
akire_yta, AU, fluff, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, pg, realperson, slash, theacademyis
A story about an old movie theatre, fate, second chances and falling in love in the rain.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, inbetweencabs, pg, realperson, slash
Six months before the epilogue of The Bartenders, Tom and Bill set about fulfilling Tom’s ultimate wish – building the nightclub of his fantasies. In six short months, InformalClash is born.* Sequel of sorts to The Bartenders.
AU, bill/tom, fluff, incest, nc17, realperson, rreloaded, slash, smut, tokiohotel
In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell breaks loose.*
arthur/merlin, AU, drama, fluff, humor, merlin, nc17, rageprufrock, slash
Kris fell in love with Adam and was subsequently cursed to be stuck in a snow globe forever. So this snow globe is passed on from generation to generation and until Adam (who’s being reincarnated lifetime after lifetime until he’s reunited with his soulmate) finds him, the curse won’t be lifted.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, fantasy, pg13, realperson, slash, writhedbeneath
Written for a kink meme prompt “Eames is a total chav but Arthur/Cobb loves it.”*
arthur/eames, AU, delires, humor, inception, nc17, slash, smut
Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He’s handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn’t a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin’s problems. [JONAS-verse]*
AU, brendon/spencer, drama, favorite, genderswap, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, panicatthedisco, pg13, realperson, slash, solarcat, theacademyis
Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*
AU, drama, fluff, kirk/spock, pg13, slash, startrek, waketosleep
When Bill, a shy withdrawn guy who’s completely closeted, ends up thrown into an unexpected situation with Tom, the encounter throws them both off balance. The changes in their relationship and the way they relate to each other cause them to explore not only each other, but some facets within themselves that maybe hadn’t come previously to light. However, being open with your feelings can also leave you open to getting hurt.*
angst, AU, bill/tom, drama, favorite, fyredancer, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel
“We either land here, or we keep going and crash in those mountains up ahead. Your choice.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, humor, r, realperson, slash, trueroyalty
Lex’s father dies, sending him to Metropolis; Clark gets kidnapped; Tony is fed up, quits NCIS, and decides to go visit his cousin, Martha, in Smallville; and Gibbs wonders what the hell happened to his life. This goes happily AU, so be forewarned.*
AU, batman, batman/ncis/smallville, clark/lex, dinozzo/gibbs, drama, ladyra, nc17, ncis, ncis/smallville, slash, smallville, violence
In 2020, the demons descended. The cataclysmic event came to be called “The Rising,” and the world that came after was called “Post-Apocalyptic,” though for North America most ways of life were preserved when the Walls went up around the major cities.
One powerful demon, the Nephilim known as Jorg Kaulitz, had twin sons with a powerful human psychic to secure an heir for his House. Fearing the potential destruction that Nephilim twins could cause, he separated them as infants. But can you ever truly separate what was meant to be?
After being reunited, no matter what the cost, the Kaulitz twins will never let anything, human or demon, get between them again. Together they have to take action when someone comes after Bill.*
angst, AU, bill/tom, creature, drama, fyredancer, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, smut, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel, violence
Arthur is an Oxford Blue. Merlin is an Oxford cox. Lancelot is Merlin’s romantic-dalliance-loving friend. Morgana is horribly clever; Gwen is cleverly waiting for Lancelot to grow up. Merlin and Arthur rub each other the wrong way, at first, but it soon becomes clear that Arthur is a university-class rower with a world-class heart (yes, I typed that). Clichés ensue.*
arthur/merlin, AU, favorite, merlin, nc17, slash, syllic
Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]*
akire_yta, AU, favorite, jonas, kevinjonas/mikecarden, mix, pg13, realperson, slash, theacademyis
She’s the only girl in a rock band. Surrounded by men, can she find the one right for her? Good thing she has her twin brother to help her, right?*
AU, bill/tom, drama, genderswap, het, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Jared and Jensen go off to college. Turns out not everything is easy once the nightmare of high school ends.* Sequel to Caught In a Spin.
AU, cwrps, darkreaction, drama, fourfreedoms, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash
Tom is a hopeless romantic who meets Billie, the veritable girl of his dreams. But maybe she’s not as perfect as he had thought.*
angst, AU, bill/tom, drama, genderswap, ghostie, het, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
“We should probably go soon, anyway,” she says. “There’s an unconscious man in the ladies’ bathroom with ‘wanker’ written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions.”*
arthur/eames, AU, genderswap, het, inception, r, slash, themoonmoth
An AU exercise in centaurs.*
AU, creature, crimsonquills, dinozzo/gibbs, drama, fantasy, nc17, ncis, nix, slash, smut
The college football AU that nobody needed to see.*
angst, arthur/eames, AU, drama, inception, nc17, rape, slash, violence, whiskyrunner
Bill falls in love with the tiny community garden near his college, and soon the seeds of a romance are sewn.*
AU, bill/tom, fluff, ghostie, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
It doesn’t surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they’ve developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things.*
arthur/eames, AU, creature, drama, inception, kink, nc17, slash, smut, whiskyrunner
Professor Kristopher Allen is the newest Quidditch coach at Hogwarts and Professor Adam Lambert hates his guts.*
adam/kris, americanidol, americanidol/harrypotter, AU, drama, harrypotter, houseoflantis, r, realperson, slash
“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, humor, inception, jibrailis, pg13, slash
A notorious serial killer returns after a three-year hiatus, reminding Detective Arthur Moss of the infamous case he couldn’t close. But when the FBI becomes involved, Arthur is forced to work side-by-side once again with Special Agent Daniel Eames, a man who knows Arthur better than Arthur himself will ever admit. Both men must confront their past and heal old wounds in order to bring a psychopath to justice.*
angst, arthur/eames, AU, foxxcub, inception, nc17, slash, suspense, violence
This isn’t my fault – a reviewer, passionfornight, asked casually if I had ever written (or would consider writing) a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk, the man who falls in love with him. Modern Day AU. Will become fully K/S.*
AU, drama, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
Jensen’s a New York City detective working an undercover assignment when he meets Jared, the hooker with the heart of gold.*
AU, cwrps, drama, horror, jared/jensen, kashmir1, nc17, realperson, slash, violence
After spending one night together, Kris and Adam can’t stop thinking about each other.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, fluff, nc17, realperson, slash, spikedluv
Adam Lambert may not have stolen the Matheron Diptych, but he’s about to sell it on the black market for a nice profit. He’s not going to let an FBI investigation get in his way…if he can just shake the agent who’s shadowing his every move.
Special Agent Kris Allen has been watching Adam for weeks. But is Kris planning to arrest the glamorous art fence and retrieve the diptych? Or does he want more from Adam than just stolen merchandise?
When Kris saves Adam’s life, the line blurs between Fed and criminal. But while Kris melts at Adam’s touch, someone far more dangerous is searching for the diptych….*
adam/kris, adventure, americanidol, AU, nc17, realperson, samanthahirr, slash
Can a single night turn a friendship into something more?*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, nc17, realperson, silverkeynotes, slash
Kris Allen, high school orchestra teacher, meets Adam Lambert, high school drama/choral teacher. Sparks fly… and the rest is in the story.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, condancer, drama, nc17, realperson, slash
An st_xi_kink_meme fill for this prompt: Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.*
AU, fluff, kirk/spock, lalazee, nc17, slash, startrek
Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn’t afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter.*
AU, favorite, fluff, friskaz, harvey/mike, r, slash, suits
Dean Winchester meets Sam Morgan during Sam’s rookie season in minor league baseball. When Dean is traded not long after, he can’t forget the farmboy from Kansas.*
angst, AU, dean/sam, drama, nc17, seleneheart, slash, supernatural
“Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)*
AU, charles/erik, fluff, r, slash, thehoyden, xmenfirstclass
When Matt bought the gym membership, he knew he was screwed.*
AU, diehard, farrell/mcclane, humor, lamardeuse, nc17, slash
Adam’s box of emergency supplies includes: a flashlight, a four-pack of fat candles, a whistle, a Bio Hazard bag, paper plates, an air horn, aluminum foil, tinned and packaged food, juice, aspirin, rain gear, an extension cord, dish soap, pliers, safety pins, and towels.*
adam/kris, ai_anon, americanidol, AU, creature, mpreg, r, realperson, slash
Brad Colbert is bored.
Nate knows this because he can feel Brad staring at him from his desk one aisle over and two chairs back. On the other side of the classroom, Ray Person’s making obscene hand signals in Nate’s general direction, ostensibly to get Brad’s attention. At least it better be to get Brad’s attention, or somebody’s going to have an accident in the weight room before practice.*
angst, AU, brad/nate, drama, favorite, generationkill, hackthis, nc17, slash
Now you are bound one to the other
With a tie not easy to break.*
AU, bill/tom, cinematics, fluff, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Things Jared likes about getting married include, but are not limited to: all the presents, sex whenever he wants it, not having to make up excuses to see Jensen everyday even when he doesn’t want sex (which, really, isn’t ever, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts), and the jealous adoration of thousands of women. It’s almost worth the rampant gay jokes on set and the way Chad has taken to greeting him when they talk on the phone: “So, are you divorced yet?”* Sequel to With This Ring.
AU, cwrps, fluff, humor, jared/jensen, phabella, r, realperson, slash
A wrong turn had Kris working in a diner in San Glam, California. He’s getting used to the little eclectic town, and its zany inhabitants. He’s doing great, he just wasn’t expecting to meet Mr. Right or that his rockstar looking crush would be quite so…crazy, really. What’s with Adam insisting that Kris is going to turn in a ball of fluffy teeth and desire for blood on the full moon?*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, birddi, creature, fluff, r, realperson, slash
Bookshop AU. Because every fandom needs one.*
abuse, AU, charles/erik, favorite, kidfic, minarchy, r, slash, xmenfirstclass
He’s just about ready to give up hope of making it into the business. He’s still wearing plaid. Like everyone, they are dealing with the aftermath of life not proceeding according to expectations and hoping that Plan B will work out even better than Plan A.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, camillecarelli, drama, nc17, realperson, slash
Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.
adam/kris, americanidol, arasigyrn, AU, fantasy, favorite, fluff, pg13, realperson, slash
Tom dreams of that one perfect voice to compliment the music in his head.
Bill dreams of a life out of the watery depths.
A Retelling of The Little Mermaid*
angst, AU, bill/tom, creature, fairytale, incest, poormedea, r, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Takes place about five years after the college au ends. Kris and Adam are on their own and things aren’t easy. (You don’t need to read that before you read this. All you need to know is that they met in college and fell in love.)*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, drama, peacockcock, r, realperson, slash
“French toast, pancakes, steak and eggs — I could make you anything in the world, pet, but no. Egg-white omelette, morning after morning. It shows a distinct lack of imagination.”*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, inception, pg, slash, thehoyden
“Fear is a poison, Kris,” his father had told him once when Kris was small, rubbing Kris’ back before he flicked off the lamp on the bedside table. “Fear and hate; they’ll ruin you. They ruin everything.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, creature, ecarian, fantasy, pg13, realperson, slash
“It’s one date. One date, Kris. You aren’t going to die.” Megan insists.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, r, realperson, slash, trueroyalty
After sifting through canine nutritionists, pet psychologists, and professional dog trainers, singer Bill Kaulitz hires handsome dog walker Tom Trümper to look after his babies. Will he get more than just another employee?
AU, bill/tom, fluff, incest, kishmet, pg, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Three months into their five-year mission, Spock is still with Uhura, and Spock and Jim are at each other’s throats when the Enterprise is sent to investigate another lightning storm in space. They encounter a Vulcan ship, commanded by Captain Spock and his very illogical First Officer Jim Kirk who, to everyone’s shock, are happily married and in love with each other. The other Kirk disapproves of the fact that his counterpart is letting Uhura have what should be ‘rightfully his’ and is determined to ‘set things right,’ but the problem is, no one appreciates his meddling.*
angst, AU, kirk/spock, littlebirdtold, nc17, slash, startrek
At the edge of the world, in a disease ridden desert, can two strangers find a way to survive?*
AU, bill/tom, creature, emseviltwin, horror, incest, nc17, rape, realperson, slash, tokiohotel, violence
“Alright, now. Do you have your sleeping bags?” Charles asks.*
1stclasskink_anon, AU, charles/erik, favorite, fluff, humor, kidfic, pg13, slash, xmenfirstclass
Being a freshman piano performance major at a prestigious New England conservatory is difficult enough without landing the school’s star baritone as your singer, and inevitably, your hopeless crush.* Oh my god.
angst, arthur/eames, AU, drama, inception, nc17, slash, smut, toomuchplor
Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it’s love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik’s notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles’ heart.*
AU, charles/erik, fluff, oddegg, r, slash, xmenfirstclass
Erik is a vampire. Sookie Charles is a telepath. Any questions? A X-Men: First Class/Southern Vampire Mysteries Fusion.*
AU, charles/erik, creature, pprfaith, r, slash, trueblood, trueblood/xmenfirstclass, xmenfirstclass
On a Thursday afternoon in early February, Brad Colbert gets arrested by the Los Angeles Police Department.*
AU, brad/nate, generationkill, hackthis, nc17, slash, violence
It’s his dream job; a chance at revenge and a payoff that will buy him the life he always wanted in one once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Adam ‘Silverfyre’ Lambert knows he’s the best merc money can buy but for this job, he’s going to need the very best systems-hacker/datarunner in the game. Lucky for him, he knows exactly who he’s looking for…
Once upon a time, Kris Allen wasn’t afraid of anything. That was then, this is now and Kris has resigned himself to a quiet, discreet life on the right side of the law. He thinks he’s buried his past; right up until a big bad merc calling himself ‘Silverfyre’ comes crashing into his life. He wants Kris’ help and he just won’t take no for an answer.
One last job and they never have to see each other again.
They’ve just got to last that long…*
adam/kris, americanidol, arasigyrn, AU, deannawol, drama, favorite, postcanon, r, realperson, scifi, slash
When Bill makes a wish on the first star of the night, he wishes for the perfect man.
…what he gets is an inconsiderate jerk named Tom.*
AU, bill/tom, crossdressing, humor, incest, kishmet, pg13, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Brad’s a cop, Nate’s an FBI agent. They go undercover as a gay couple.*
AU, brad/nate, fourfreedoms, generationkill, pg13, slash
If Kris ever thought of bonding, he thought of Katy. Not the American Idol, an aloof, self-proclaimed rock star in too much eyeliner and leather. He thought of marriage and love, not a last minute desperate attempt from a stranger to save his life.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, fantasy, lc2l, paraka, r, realperson, slash
Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he’s Charles’ cat and not his boyfriend.*
AU, charles/erik, creature, fluff, humor, r, slash, smilebackwards, xmenfirstclass
Mike has synesthesia, which turns out to be a blessing, a bit of a curse, and an unconventional way to finally get his boss naked.*
AU, harvey/mike, nc17, phreakycat, slash, suits
Tom’s a warrior and Bill’s a sorcerer, and they are secret lovers who serve the warlord Georg. Although married to Gustav, Georg is being swept by love’s madness inexorably towards Tom. Circumstances then force Georg to marry Tom to save his life. Will Bill’s jealousy transform his friendship for Georg into hatred, and drive his twin into the warlord’s arms?* I <3 melodrama!
angst, AU, bill/tom, dayastjoy, fantasy, georg/gustav, georg/tom, incest, nc17, rape, realperson, slash, tokiohotel, violence
Bill Trumper, also known as Billy Future, lead singer of Chasing Fire, needs a new bodyguard. Could his ex-boyfriend, Tom, be the man for the job?*
AU, bill/tom, drama, elvisfan, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, suspense, tokiohotel
Bill’s been on the move for years, and so accustomed to keeping her heart closed off due to self-protection she’s a little out of touch with how others perceive her.
Tommy’s used to getting everything she wants, but has never been faced with someone she wants so badly.
Will Bill manage to outrun her pursuit, or will Tommy bring her happiness that will haunt her when Bill moves on again?*
AU, bill/tom, drama, fyredancer, genderswap, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, talyafiredancer, tokiohotel
Musical Tour AU. The one where Kris is almost painfully clueless but Adam wants to date him anyway. *
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, jeyhawk, r, realperson, slash
Charles meets Erik Lensherr, his favorite novelist of all time at a coffee shop, but doesn’t know it’s him, and Erik just criticizes his own writing in front of his biggest fan.*
AU, charles/erik, clocks, nc17, slash, xmenfirstclass
Bill entered Kinetic, Berlin’s newest nightclub, because he wanted to take a break from his usual weekend spot.
Bill came back to Kinetic the weekend after that because he wanted to catch a break from the silent DJ, who only speaks to him through the music that he mixes every night.
Bill ended up getting a lot more than he bargained for, for just thirty Euros for club entry every weekend.*
AU, bill/tom, fluff, incest, musiquestyle, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
Brad falls in love with a girl. Turns out she’s a man by day.*
AU, brad/nate, darkreaction, genderswap, generationkill, het, nc17, slash
Generation Kill fusion fic with Marvel Comics (X-Men, Avengers, Defenders, Iron Man and others). Someone had to finally write Brad as Iceman.*
AU, brad/nate, favorite, generationkill, generationkill/xmen, kahtyasofia, nc17, slash, xmen
An alternate universe (they’re all not mutants, just human) where Charles is a social worker who fosters troubled kids, and one day he meets Erik, an ex-druggie/ex-convict (or whatever else, I leave it to anon to figure out which demons are chasing him) who reluctantly agrees to stay for only a while, but ends up staying for good and helping Charles to raise the kids. Awkward parenting ensues.*
AU, charles/erik, clocks, kidfic, nc17, slash, xmenfirstclass
Jensen’s an Omega who’s never once felt the desire to bend over for an Alpha. Until he meets Jared.*
AU, creature, cwrps, jared/jensen, kink, nc17, pianoforeplay, realperson, slash
Nate works for a company in research and development. He doesn’t know how he sleeps at night. Better Off Ted AU.*
AU, betteroffted, betteroffted/generationkill, brad/nate, darkreaction, favorite, generationkill, humor, nc17, slash
“That,” he says, “is how you know it was close.” – Sebastian Junger, War*
AU, beyondbelief, brad/nate, generationkill, lake, pg13, postcanon, slash
Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*
AU, favorite, fluff, harvey/mike, kidfic, mockturtletale, pg13, slash, suits
While Kris Allen, undercover LAPD, is on assignment, he meets Adam Lambert, with whom he feels a deep connection. Kris breaks his own rule about forming relationships while undercover and sleeps with Adam, only to discover that Adam is DEA and that he lied to Kris. Kris has to put his own hurt aside to work with Adam, but will Adam be able to convince Kris that they could be more than partners on this assignment?*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, nc17, realperson, slash, spikedluv
“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”
AU, brad/nate, fluff, generationkill, humor, lickingbeads, pg13, slash
Stiles runs away during his first heat, right into the waiting and ambiguously scary arms of the Alpha’s nephew, Derek Hale. He doesn’t have any choice except to submit, but along the way, he digs up a mystery that threatens his family and even the town’s safety.*
angst, AU, chaseacow, derek/stiles, drama, nc17, slash, teenwolf, violence
Harvey Specter hates kittens. Puppies, turtles, goldfish, guinea pigs – if it’s a commonly kept household pet, Harvey has nothing but palpable scorn for it.* Sequel to Friends? I’d Say Family.
AU, favorite, fluff, harvey/mike, kidfic, mockturtletale, pg, slash, suits
Prequel to Cheating Fairly.* IT’S BACK. This takes you to a megaupload for the PDF.
angst, AU, chris/steve, cwrps, dark, death, horror, jared/jensen, nc17, realperson, slash, splashpink, violence
In theory, moving in with Nate seems like a great idea.*
AU, brad/nate, generationkill, noeliag, pg13, slash
“Without half-time, there would be no occasion to use one of the most enduring clichés to describe football: ‘It’s a game of two halves.’” Coda to The Running Play.
arthur/eames, AU, inception, nc17, slash, smut, whiskyrunner
Librarian AU. Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him.*
AU, charles/erik, fluff, pg13, scarletblush, slash, xmenfirstclass
Arthur is the son of the ruler, and an Omega male. Eames is leading the revolution. Which kidnaps Arthur. This is only the start of their problems.*
arthur/eames, AU, creature, inception, kink, mpreg, nc17, slash, theragnarok
Vulcan is considering seceding from the Federation; Spock, a researcher at the VSA, decides now is a good time to catch up on being Human. So he visits Earth and hires Jim Kirk as his guide, with predictable results. Inspired loosely by Pretty Woman before taking on a life of its own with more sex; semi-serious rom-com.*
AU, kairi, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
Adam Lambert, a young L.A. musician, lost his sight in a car wreck that also took the life of his lover. Now, two years later, he has finally put that dark time in his past– but how will he cope when his new personal assistant, Kris Allen, unknowingly brings it all bubbling back to the surface?*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, death, drama, kayelizabethroxx, kradam12321, nc17, realperson, slash
This is a romantic comedy fic…not angsty one. Kris is told he only has three months to live (we find out later there was a mistake at the hospital and he really isn’t dying) so he decides to spend it doing things he’s always wanted to do but was too afraid to try. During his “new life”, he meets Adam. Based on the movie “Last Holiday” with Queen Latifah.*
adam/kris, americanidol, angst, AU, drama, favorite, labct1, nc17, realperson, slash
When Harvey called, Mike answered the phone on the third ring with a curt, breathless “Hello?”*
AU, drama, harvey/mike, r, slash, suits, suits_anon, violence
In the end it will be Charles Xavier who convinces Erik to trust again. (Single Parent AU that is “not as AU as you think”)*
AU, charles/erik, jennova, kidfic, pg, slash, taurenova, xmenfirstclass
The thing about London that Arthur liked most was that if you wanted to disappear everyone would let you, without a lot of fuss. And if you wanted to open a bookshop that only sold books on applied sciences, people might call you a lousy businessman, but mostly they’d leave you alone. Basically, no one in London gave two shillings for what Arthur did, which was why Arthur liked London enough to sell books on architecture, design, and engineering at a bookshop called The Robie House, a name he’d chosen on a whim when he was signing the papers and regretted ever since.*
arthur/eames, AU, favorite, inception, inception_anon, nc17, slash, smut
After the restaurant closes at 12am, Brad puts all the open bottles of wines-by-the-glass on the bar and says, “We’re not leaving until these are done.” He gives each of the busboys, the waiters, the sous chefs a stern look, then his gaze finds Nate. “Unless our superior officer has something to say about it.”*
AU, brad/nate, generationkill, linaerys, nc17, slash, smut
“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”*
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, humor, r, realperson, slash
Yeah, Adam’s gay, and has an extensive knowledge of flowers and fabrics and he makes fantastic color palettes for weddings, but…does that mean that he has to be the walking stereotype of a wedding planner? *
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, drama, g, realperson, slash
Eliot was created in a lab, a cybernetic soldier. Now he’s trying to learn how to be human, finding a family and falling in love along the way.*
AU, eliot/hardison, james, leverage, pg13, scifi, slash
Mike was raised to believe Imprint was a life-changing event for those few lucky enough to experience it. Harvey was raised to believe it was a form of mental illness. When it actually happened, neither of them noticed.*
AU, closer, harvey/mike, nc17, slash, suits
Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*
13empress, AU, fluff, genderswap, het, kirk/spock, pg13, slash, startrek
They ride on the same train, every day without fail, to jobs that they just don’t care for anymore. And everyday at the same time, one of them is thinking up stories about the other’s life, while said other sits in their iPod bliss and nods up and down. Fingers become ten tiny drumsticks, to the music that only they can hear; the music that’s just for him that morning.But some days you get a rare chance to break from routine.*
angst, AU, bill/tom, cinematics, incest, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
every fandom needs a good prostitution AU.*
AU, drama, favorite, harvey/mike, nc17, slash, suits, suits_anon, violence
Kris feels like he should say something, something meaningful, that can sum up their relationship: beautiful parting words maybe, or even cruel ones, but something better than this horrible silence that stretches between them.
It’s no use. He’s always been shit at meaningfulness. With enough time, Kris usually comes up with profound, moving things. With enough time and distance, he even turns those things into songs.
Right now, looking at Adam, all he can come with is: `How did we let it end like this, so dreadful, so empty? When did we stop being enough for each other?*
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, angst, AU, r, realperson, slash
Kris thought he was honestly prepared for anything after Adam came home with six bags of prunes to prevent constipation, and tried to make him dry swallow a box of antacids: ‘Just in case, Kris, the books say heartburn is painful’. Kris should have remembered the courtship, and never let down his guard.* Sequel to Too Mer to Woo Peaceably.
adam/kris, americanidol, aneas, AU, creature, humor, mpreg, nc17, realperson, slash
AU in which Eames is the MMA fighter no one messes with, and Arthur is his lover, plain and simple.*
arthur/eames, AU, inception, oncetherewasnot, r, slash
A high school AU wherein Eames is a shy sweet nervous drama geek and Arthur is the confident popular gorgeous student council president; and lo, there is much pining and awkwardness and, eventually, kissing.*
arthur/eames, AU, fluff, inception, r, slash, toomuchplor
“A twenty says I last two minutes,” Mike says, slapping the note down in front of Donna resolutely.*
AU, harvey/mike, pg13, slash, suits, suits_anon
“Here’s the thing–Eames and Arthur are both decorated war vets.”*
arthur/eames, AU, ethrosdemon, inception, nc17, postcanon, slash, violence
Erik runs a kosher bakery. Charles comes in for baked goods. They play chess, eat meringues, people drop other people’s keys down the toilet, and there’s mutant performance art.*
AU, charles/erik, pg13, raven, singlecrow, slash, xmenfirstclass
“I feel you should be aware, sir, that I fucking hate country music. I thought you should know that before you decided whether to hire me or not.”
“Well, Mr. Colbert,” Nate said, leaning back in his chair, “I guess that depends on whether your hatred for Walt’s musical stylings extends to letting him get shot.”*
AU, brad/nate, generationkill, kalliste, r, slash, violence
Tom had a crush on Georg for years, but Georg’s younger brother Bill comes crashing into his life, as a replacement or maybe something more…*
angst, AU, bill/tom, incest, nc17, parallelheartz, realperson, slash, smut, tokiohotel
Jim and Gaila are department store elves, with McCoy playing Santa and Amanda Grayson starring as Mrs. Claus. When Amanda’s son comes to town for a holiday break, Jim is determined to make Spock this year’s Christmas present. Then it gets complicated.*
AU, fluff, kirk/spock, lalazee, pg13, slash, startrek
Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, pg13, realperson, slash, sweetpoeia
Erik Lehnsherr is a visiting professor at Columbia University, as well as an acclaimed and award winning poet. Charles Xavier is a lead researcher with the Genetics Department who is well on his way to tenure. But what happens when Charles has to cancel a class because half his students abandon him in favour of a mysterious new English Lit professor? Naturally he ends up sitting in in the class, where Professor Lehnsherr mistakes him for a student. It’s really too bad Erik has such a strict policy against dating students. It’s also too bad Erik doesn’t seem to know how to use Google.
abuse, afrocurl, AU, charles/erik, drama, nc17, nekomuse, slash, xmenfirstclass
This was not a normal day. This day existed to prove that hell was real and it came with musical accompaniment by will.i.am. On this day, Steve figured out how to get him out of the office and torment him at the same time by sending him to the godforsaken DNC where it was all ‘we shall overcome,’ oh-happy-day bullshit.*
alethialia, AU, brad/nate, generationkill, nc17, slash
Kink meme fill. Alex/Hank, epic teen couple, modern AU. Alex is the football captain. Hank is the president of the NHS and set for Harvard. Even though they’re broken up, prom can’t help but be an angsty love fest.*
1001cranes, alex/hank, AU, r, slash, xmenfirstclass
Erik’s always dreamed of playing football for Bayern, but it’s Arsenal who comes calling. A soccer AU.*
AU, charles/erik, darkreaction, fourfreedoms, nc17, slash, xmenfirstclass
Vikings rely on their dragons for just about everything. So Bill, the village’s only dragonless Viking, is destined for a lifetime of misery, solitude, and all-around loserdom. Or is he?*
AU, bill/tom, creature, favorite, humor, incest, kishmet, nc17, realperson, slash, tokiohotel
A story about first loves and true loves, about friendship, growing up, and growing together. Atlernatively, this is a story about Mike figuring out what he deserves, and learning how to ask for it.*
AU, drama, drugs, harvey/mike, pg, slash, suits
It took Kris a while to figure out what was weird about this blind date. *
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, cathalin, fluff, pg13, realperson, slash
Raven is six years older than Charles; Charles has never really considered this age difference vitally important in one way or another, except to decide that even if Raven were six years younger than Charles, she would probably boss him around in the exact same way. He doesn’t really think much of the difference between fifteen and twenty-one, until Raven comes home from college for a study weekend with her new best friend in tow, introduces him cheerfully as Erik Lehnsherr, and Charles finds himself falling head-over-heels into a train wreck of doomed lust.*
AU, charles/erik, grimlupine, nc17, slash, xmenfirstclass
In retrospect, Stiles probably shouldn’t have tried to pet the cat.*
AU, derek/stiles, pg, slash, teenwolf, teenwolf_anon
Sookie gets a visit from a Viking and the night goes terribly awry!*
adventure, AU, drama, eric/sookie, gore, het, konfetti, nc17, trueblood
It’s not like Mike’s an actual virgin.*
AU, fluff, harvey/mike, humor, pg13, slash, suits, suits_anon
Jim gets a job at the royal palace and finds himself falling for King Spock, heir to the Vulcan Empire.*
amandawarrington, AU, drama, kirk/spock, nc17, slash, startrek
Figure Skating AU. It starts with a pair of skates (they have toe picks). It doesn’t end there. A story of two skaters featuring a cat, a gender-specific couch and a lot of ice.*
AU, brad/nate, eiirene, generationkill, pg13, slash
Grant graduates from college, promptly has a mental breakdown, and winds up in Stockholm, all without being quite certain how it happened. A Micke (Alexander Skarsgard)/Grant Hillman (Stark Sands) fic. *
AU, chasingliberty, chasingliberty/thedogtrick, fourfreedoms, grant/micke, nc17, slash, thedogtrick
Modern AU, where an older Alex (in his mid twenties?) somehow figures out/recieves the news that, no, his younger brother didn’t die in the crash like he’d been told, and then sets out to find him. The catch is, Scott’s been adopted and adores his ‘dad’, who is incidentally the adorkable Hank McCoy.*
alex/hank, AU, charles/erik, kidfic, nc17, slash, thebodyeclectic, xmenfirstclass
Arthur meets a far-too-appealing stranger when he brings a foundling kitten to Arthur’s pet store. This is their story.*
arthur/eames, AU, favorite, fluff, inception, r, sironags, slash
There is little that Agent Mike Wynn takes more seriously than the life of Vice President Nate Fick. When the number of death threats starts to climb, he calls in the one person he’s sure he can trust, USMC Sgt. Brad Colbert, and assigns him the 24/7 task of being the Vice President’s shadow.*
AU, beyondbelief, brad/nate, generationkill, lake, nc17, slash
[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.*
AU, fluff, grimlupine, harvey/mike, humor, pg, slash, suits
Brad unexpectedly meets a charming street hustler who insinuates himself into Brad’s heart and life. Can Brad get him off the street? Does he want off the street?*
AU, brad/nate, drama, generationkill, kahtyasofia, nc17, slash, smut, violence
“You’re having me on. You expect me to believe you’re not interested at all in finding your mate? The dom to your sub? The one who holds the key to your frozen, black heart?”*
angst, applejack, arthur/eames, AU, avocadolove, inception, nc17, slash
Charles Xavier inadvertently rents out his London studio to a member of the German Gymnastics Team.*
agnostostheos, AU, charles/erik, r, slash, xmenfirstclass
Alex works in a sandwich shop where Shaw is the meanest boss you could ever have. Erik is the Grandmaster of bread-making and there’s practically a cult formed in his name. Except Erik never shows himself. Enter Charles, the unyielding customer who MUST pay his compliments to the god behind the sandwiches.
Shaw is a right bastard (what’s new) and picks on Alex left, right and center because of all the staff (apart from Erik because he CAN’T fire the Hand of the Baking God), Alex easily has the most flawed demeanor and attitude that can justify reproach.
Cue Erik teaching Alex how to make the best fucking sandwiches so that there’s no way Shaw can fire him. Hank helps Alex by only buying food when Alex is there and taste testing each new sandwich (some horrible, some great).*
AU, charles/erik, pg13, retardedcookie, slash, xmenfirstclass
Everything is falling apart, and the one person Brent needs most is the one he can’t tell.*
angst, AU, drama, hockey, icehot13, kane/toews, keith/seabrook, kidfic, mpreg, pg13, realperson, slash
High school AU. Brad decides that Kris and Adam ought to be dating, so he hatches an elaborate scheme and involves everyone else in the plot.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, fluff, g, jerakeen, realperson, slash
Sidney Crosby, captain of the high school hockey team the Seabirds, gets more than he bargained for when Russian Exchange student Alex Ovechkin shows up. Suddenly, Sid’s whole universe is upside down, his hard-fought routine is disrupted, and his world-view altered.*
AU, crosby/ovechkin, drama, hockey, r, realperson, slash, vammgoda
In the game of love, food has an unfair advantage.
In which Kris is a gourmet chef, and Adam is a Hollywood PA on a simple lunch run.*
adam/kris, americanidol, AU, pg, realperson, samanthahirr, slash
1888, Reno, NV. Sheriff Brad Colbert used to get along just fine…that is, until a morning shootout broke out in his town leaving three men dead. A babyfaced stranger by the name of Fick rolls in around the same time, and Brad ain’t convinced the two events aren’t related.*
aeroportart, angst, AU, brad/nate, generationkill, historical, r, slash, violence
When Mike heads towards Harvey’s office on Tuesday morning, he doesn’t expect to see Harvey wrestling a giant troll.*
AU, creature, fantasy, harvey/mike, r, slash, suits, suits_anon