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Hollow Years

Thousands of years ago Pandora’s Box was opened and evil let out into the world. Now it’s time for the box to be opened again and at the center of an age old prophecy stands two young men; Jared Padalecki, whose heart was broken five years ago and whose visions might prove to be the death of him, and Jensen Ackles who’s spent the last five years running from the monster he’s become, and the man he can’t let himself love. Will they be able to fulfill their destiny and release the missing part of their soul, or will they perish trying as so many have before them?*




Veterans of the Psychic Wars

When the invasion came, no one was ready. Humanity faltered. We died by the thousands, then by the millions. Nationals fell before them before the survivors could begin to hold them back.*




Last In Line

In the town of Modest, it was ten thirty in the morning. The toilet paper factory the town’s economy rested upon was up and running, steam billowing from tall towers rising high above the entire town.*




All My Best Titles Are Song Lyrics

Spencer, Ryan concluded, had some kind of magical powers. That, or the uncanny ability to sweet-talk his boyfriend’s friend’s friend’s security guards into getting them on the guest list for this entirely swanky, if rather vacuous and showy, party. It was LA, Ryan expected nothing less; he’d left his wide-eyed wonder behind somewhere around the third semester at UCLA when he realized this was just another city and he was just another music studies major.*




The Little Things

As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*




The Sweetest Sin

Time marches on, as it is wont to do, and things quickly settle down after the drama on and around Valentine’s Day. With the tension between Ryan and Brendon now converted into an almost sickeningly sweet relationship, the atmosphere in Little Things is back to its usual chocolate-scented harmony. The days slide into weeks, and then months, bringing warm weather and a rush of students needing a chocolate fix during their finals.* Sequel to The Little Things.




Of Vampires and Rock Stars

“Make sure that the Clandestine Vampire Hunters reach the House of Wolves bar,” Beckett said a disturbing tranquiility about his voice. “I have already given the orders to my men, but the other gangs might go after them now that they’re wounded.” Linked to the last chapter that has links to all previous chapters embedded.*




Frosted Friends and Business Ventures

William owns a bakery in Chicago.*




But Not the Song

This is slavefic. Boys in cages.*




The Clock On the Wall Has Been Stuck for Days

Ryan Ross is a college student working at a women’s clothing store. He lives with his roommate, Spencer Smith, another college student who works at a call center. One night, he has the mischance of falling, right into one Brendon Urie, a hairstylist from across the quad. Along with their mutual friend, Jon Walker from the card shop, a story of love ensues. Disclaimer: So not even true.*




Questionable Moral Authority

Spencer and Ryan looked at each other for a moment, and Ryan nodded. (It’s always Ryan’s call; everything about the project has to go through Ryan first because at this point, Ryan basically is the project. His entire life has been leading up to this, he thinks. This is his life.)*




The Wednesday ‘Verse

Where Panic are largely rentboys, MCR runs a clinic, and FOB is off in Sausalito, saving the manatees.*




A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Say Anything

“Well,” Pete’s mom says, one hand on her hip. She leans against the car window, peering in at Patrick. “At least you’re not twenty-eight.”* Sequel to A Little More Sixteen Candles.




The Rift in the Lute

When his alarm goes off, Ryan thinks very, very seriously about skipping his classes and calling in sick to work.*




Walk in the Sun

Brendon had always danced. Even when he was really little, he’d steal his older sisters’ dress-up skirts and twirl and twirl in them until he was sick and had to collapse to catch his breath, and then he’d do it again. Of course, he’d gotten older and stopped stealing his sisters’ clothing, mostly because they had no qualms about ganging up on him and forcibly taking it back, usually with merciless tickling and pinching. Was it his fault he fit their jeans better than they did?*




A Little More Kill Bill

Pete has only two things to live for: Keeping Patrick alive and killing as many vampires as he can.*




Star Shaped

Brendon’s not having the best holiday season ever.* Companion to Forever, Now.




Best Days

Gabe’s beach house was kind of amazing.* More in the Forever, Now ‘verse.*




The Lines You Amend

Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.* Post Forever, Now and Star Shaped.




The Negotiation Limerick File

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t… I mean…” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” – Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com*




Anyone Else But You

College AU. Panic never formed at high school. Instead, they meet at college, and in between striking up a friendship with his working colleague Spencer and trying to ensure that his roommate Jon doesn’t get sick of him, in between forming a band and writing songs, Brendon would really appreciate it if his bandmate (and Spencer’s best friend) Ryan Ross didn’t turn out to be Brendon’s TA. Especially considering their fling just before the start of the term.*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




the future in your pictures, Grad School! at the Disco

Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*




and we slept in sundays

Follows The Future In Your Pictures.




A Good Catholic Boy

Duo is orphaned and sent to an orphanage where he meets Heero.*




Dance Upon the Waves

Brendon swears this is the last time he’s going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.*




You Could

“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*




august & everything after

A year in the life; teaching at a private Catholic high school.*




Just One of the Girls

“Spence, I’m. Look, I’m going to prove this girl-thing to you, okay? I’m going to,” he held up his hands, “this is so brilliant, I’m going to become a girl.”*




Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*




I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.*




Come Play With Me

Film geek Jared Padalecki is almost living the dream. He’s gone from excitable horror-convention-going fanboy to hot new cult film director in just five years. Now he has the budget, the studio and the stars. All he still needs to do is convince long forgotten B-movie actor Jensen Ackles that he wants to play the leading man in more than just his new movie and then it really will be ‘happily ever after’. Of course, in life, just like in the movies, true love never runs smoothly…*




Volley ‘Verse

When Jensen meets Mac’s new volleyball coach, he falls head over heels in lust. Can they overcome misunderstanding and tragedy and find their way to each other?*




The Risen

They all work on a cruise ship. Shit starts to get bloody after a shore excursion brings something unnatural on board.* One of my very favorite of all time.




Out Through the Stars

Gerard is a Speaker for the Dead.* Space AU!




Erasing All This Body’s Known

Spencer isn’t even surprised when Ryan comes storming over, making his way purposefully across the dance floor to where Spencer is leaning against the wall and talking with a guy. Ryan’s the most irritating kind of cockblocker in that he always looks so earnest — well, as much as Ryan ever has facial expressions anyway — when he explains to Spencer how he was just trying to look out for him.*




War Bride

He remembers Nicky Sharpton calling from Korea and saying, “Shep, I swear, she’s amazing, you’ll love her; I can’t wait for you to meet her.”*




The Watch

the story of how I wrote what turned into an extremely long, somewhat non-linear, Gay Anti-Mafia AU with threesomes and betrayals and Fighting (because my love is PURE, Chow Yun Fat!) starring My Chemical Romance with bonus Pete/Patrick.*




Holy Water Like Cheap Whiskey

Mikey never listens to music anymore, not since the night he stumbled out the back door of a club too wasted to notice that the girl he was following had eyes that flashed black as coal and there was probably something a little bit strange about that.*




An Unpardonable Mannerism of Style

“Jesus Christ,” Spencer says, and stabs his fork into his lettuce. It doesn’t help any. “How the fuck do you misplace a five-liter bottle of copper solution? Especially if it’s five-molar copper solution — the shit is bright blue, Ryan, it’s bright fucking blue.”*




The Deaf ‘Verse

High school aged Waycest, only very slightly AU, it’s 2007 and Gerard is 19, Mikey’s almost 16, having lost his hearing in an accident when he was 13.*




Une Femme ‘Verse

Gwen Way is a student at SVA and Frank is one of her little brother Mikey’s school friends. It’s a few weeks away from the end of the school year when happenstance brings them together.*




When I Was a Little Girl

Frank is a dyke. Period. She doesn’t like boys. At all. But if you squint (or you’re drunk enough) sometimes Gerard totally looks like a girl.*




This Story’s Going Somewhere

Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*




Big Science

Mikey’s a crime scientist, solving crimes and sneaking down to the morgue for coffee breaks. His brother’s living in his spare room, his partner thinks Mikey’s trying to get the promotion he deserves, and Mikey’s just looking for answers.*




Maybe This

Jared was seventeen the first time he sucked another boy’s dick. He was twenty-one the first time he sucked off a man old enough to be his father and got paid for it. He’s two months from his twenty-third birthday, and some days he feels like he’s spend his lifetime hooking.*




Sixteen Tons (How Frank Made It Happen)

Working Girl AU, written for the reel_band challenge.




Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love)

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*




Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




The Best Sound in the World

When you work in retail in a quiet shopping center, there’s not a whole lot to do except gossip and fall in love. Luckily, the latter provides the former, especially when there’s a love hexagon involved.*




The Sea Takes Pity

“Where — where are you from?”*




Hand On Your Arm

An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*




A Little Piece With You

The boys form a jazz band at a Chicago speakeasy in the late 1920s.*




Last Christmas

When Spencer Smith wakes on December 1st, he is in hell.*




The Way I See It #282

“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.




Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying

Jon likes to think his problems began when the coffee shop across the street opened up. In all honesty, though, they began the day Frank moved in with Gerard a month before Valentine’s Day.* Sequel to Jon’s Bookstore.




Jon’s Bookstore (A Few of My Favorite Things)

A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you’ve inherited a business.*




Black and White Piano Keys

College AU. Ryan’s an English major and he needs a final project, but he gets a little more than he expected: “You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast.”*




More Than What I See

This isn’t rhythm at all, it’s chaos. It’s fire. And that’s kind of what Brendon is, the bundle of energy and chaos and fire, no rhythm or rhyme, just madness, impossibly beautiful madness.* Sequel to Everybody Needs a Place to Start, prequel to Somewhat Shy of Definition and Still Unheard Though I Listen.




Gerard and Rapunzel

Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*




On Life and Living

It’s been more than a year, and John still can’t believe that Elizabeth’s gone.*




Bakari

A resident of Cascade, Wa. needs to get away and decides on Africa, where he hears a tale of a magical white man living with the great mountain gorillas of Uganda.*




A Song in Time of Revolution

Revolution is never an easy choice – and worse when you’re trying to respect the free will of everyone, wizard and magical creature alike. Prophecy and politics and Ministry… Harry doesn’t need any more complications.* Sixth in the series.




I Am Also Thy Brother

In the wake of death and disaster, Harry struggles to be everything he is: leader, lover, son, and brother. Yet what will survive the War diminishes every day he does not find and destroy a Horcrux.* The seventh and final part of the series.




A Cullen Family Christmas Carol

Carlisle striping, London Gay Bars, gingerbread puppet theatre, and lemons! Yes, it’s Christmas with the Cullen Family.*




These Are the Best Days of Our Life

High School AU. Alex doesn’t know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he’s charming, if you like brash arseholes. And he’s not horrible looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own.*




The Adventures of Gerard: Boy Princess of the Ocean and Frank the Italian Gentleman’s Son Who Loves Him

See title.




Just One Thing I Need

A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.




All I Want For Christmas Is You

Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*




Behind the Sea

“Heads up,” Gabe announces when he steps onto the bridge. “William saw an octopus.”*




Sublimation

Sequel to one of the other ones that isn’t Allotropy because that one is next.




Turn It Into Glory

William is quiet for a long time before he steps forward and gently pulls Cash’s hands from his own throat and brushes gentle fingertips over the flushed skin. “You think because you were made last that you don’t matter. That you’re less of me because I didn’t choose you.”*




Pillow Talk

A rewrite of Pillow Talk as silly slash.




Moonhunt

A young shaman is caught out in the open during a moonhunt and his life is forever changed.*




Horses of Different Colors

Lundy has a secret which he fears could destroy his relationship with LaFiamma. What happens when he’s forced to reveal it?*




Crimson Embrace

An evil society is out to capture anyone with even a trace of psychic ability. The former members of Weiss and Schwarz must join forces when they become the society’s next targets.*




Territory

They were a distraction. They were dangerous.* Second in the Sniper Slut in Tokyo series.




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




Hope You Survive

In which various members of FOB, MCR, The Used, P!atD, TAI, GCH, and Various Others are students at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, complete with typical high school hookups, Bad Ideas, Really Bad Ideas, and a wee bit of telekinesis, amongst others. Part one of a series, but can standalone if you like.*




The Hammond Affair

A geneticist, a paleontologist, an advertising executive, a geologist, and a doctor all walk into a bar. Or rather, a tropical island. What do they all have in common?*




Life, As Experienced Through Your Fingers

Draco Malfoy loves boarding school almost as much as he hates it. But this new school for the arts provides him with more challenges and happiness than he ever expected to experience.*




Wind That Shakes the Seas and Stars

Snape begins the year with a mistake that sets his ward against him. Now Harry is using all his own considerable cunning to ride out the multiple storms, even as the Second War goes into motion.* Fifth in the Freedom and Not Peace series.




Freedom and Not Peace

The plot will follow the Tri-Wizard Tournament for only part of the story, and twist rather violently in the middle and at the end. Also, there will be the first mention of HP/HM slash.* Fourth in the series.




Blood Mingled

Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*




The Art and Practice of Absolute Pitch

Seven years after graduation and now twenty-four year old Draco is struggling to maintain his life. With a job he hates, that keeps him away from home for months at a time, he tries to keep together his friendships. Everyone is back. Join the crew as they find their way in the ‘real world’ and also struggle to find and maintain love and happiness.* Sequel to Life as Experience Through Your Fingers.




Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*




The Art of Underwater Breathing

Then Spencer finds the link to the crew information, and Ryan leans close, chin on Spencer’s shoulder, to study the high-quality picture of two young men, about their age and involved in a water fight – their chests glistening in the sun, laughing and unaware of the camera. The description says: “Left: Brendon Urie, diving instructor, CMAS M***, right: Jon Walker, captain and diving instructor, CMAS M**.”*




Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool

“So, I’m pretty sure she knocked me up before she left,” Brendon said conversationally.*




Finding Emo

Brendon is still missing his babies. Ryan Ross is a bitchy pregnant seahorse. And MikeyWay has run away to the Reef, and theh other must brave the unknown to rescue him. Drama! Angst! Less fish puns than the last one! More Mpreg, of sorts. Boys (and girls) as sea creatures.* Sequel to Life in the Rock (and Roll) Pool.




Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*




Solvation

It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault.* Follows Supersaturation.




(Snowmen Have) Nothing to Hide

In which Spencer is antisocial and hates Christmas, Ryan is in love, Jon is planning vacations, and Brendon doesn’t want to spend Christmas alone.*




Talks Like a Gentleman

Bored, small-town schoolteacher Ryan Ross meets Jon Walker, a man with a secret. Things ensue.*




So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.




Finding the Words to Say

Superpowers AU in which Ryan Ross can’t help reading people’s minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.*




Small Cells and Fibers

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes




The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*




The Highschool AU

Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*




Malleus Maleficarum

She takes longer to settle than Dean thinks she should, and he’s stuck waiting, sixteen and caught tight between his father and the open road. The only consolation is the Impala, steering wheel warm between his fingers, but it’s not as easy when she’s in the passenger seat, slipping from goldfinch to lynx and back again, a slow blur in the corners of his vision.*




The Claimed Series

Vampires, mortals, and pets. Oh my.*




Warriors of Gondor

Boromir doesn’t follow the storyline. Faramir doesn’t either. Guh.




Otherside

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Part two of the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Where Your Soul Should Be

In a world where vampirism is a semi-common infectious blood disease instead of a demonic curse, how do the boys of MCR react when Fran Iero contracts the virus?*




An Emergency of the Heart

Gerard is dreaming. He knows he’s dreaming, but that doesn’t mean he’s not enjoying himself.*




Dreaming in Color

Ryan was an artist.* After Patrick’s Garden Center and Patrick Has a Truck.




Conclusions

“Smokes,” Mikey reads aloud. “Likes dogs in case ever get one. Likes rock music. Likes loud rock music. Is interesting. Does not hog bathroom.” He looks at Frank over the top of his glasses. “Dude, it’s like you’re meant to be.”* Follows Absence Sort of Does Make the Heart and Worth It, both of which are linked at the top of the linked page.




Hawks and Hands

The hockey AU.*




Alive

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




Comes a Horseman

In the Bronze Age, Jen is studying to be a healer, resigned to a life of quietness in his tribe. Though that may change when Jaret, leader of a barbarian horde, gallops into his life.*




Lord of the Storm

The handsome space warrior and the slave of his desire.*




Do I Seem Bulletproof to You?

When he can’t find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.*




Full Moon, Fast Cars

Dean Winchester left his father to live a “normal” life. Eight years later and he is a failing teacher in a small town, ignoring anything supernatural. Until he meets Sam Miller.*




The Holly Golightly Club

High School AU based on the “I’m Not OK” video.*




Underground Earthquakes

Panic at the Disco AU, in which there is no band – just Spencer and Ryan, ages 15 and 16. It’s a long, hot summer, the kind that young boys dream about; but this one has some changes in store, and Spencer struggles to navigate the shifting terrain.*




Discipline and Punish

Series of shorts that make up the Prison AU.*




Forever, Now

Gerard and Mikey have lost their parents, but they’ve found Brian.*




The Escort

To keep up appearnaces, Max seeks assistance. Searching for a backdoor to feed his greed, Alec finds curious employment. Two people who want nothing to do with love find that when love wants something to do with them, they don’t stand a chance.*




The Sentinel Conspiracy

“Whoa, hey, backup,” Henri said as he browsed the want ads over Ellison’s shoulder. “Look at that one. Wow.”*




Forged In Fire

It seemed like all I’d done the last year and half was sleep. When Emil was dying, the sleep was involuntary; as the Sentinel hacks decided I was too distraught to be conscious and induced a coma to keep me sane.* Follows Kick Back.




Kick Back

I woke to Roberts’ raised voice in the hall saying, “I’m sorry, but you can’t just go barging into Lord Ellison’s bedroom unannounced.”* Follows Floating on the Edge of the World.




Floating on the Edge of the World

We were sleeping, that curious sleep of mid-afternoon, where dreams always seem to be bigger, wilder-sadder, than the ones during the night. My health was returning; Sandburg’s was deteriorating; and the air was thick with the humid smell of illness.* Follows So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home.




So Maybe, Tomorrow I’ll Find My Way Home

I stretched, and bumped my head on the headboard. I’d never realized Roberts’ bed was so much shorter than mine. Sandburg would fit into it nicely. No, I’d give him the guest suite. He’d have more room and its location on the other side of the house meant he wouldn’t crowd me.* Follows New Geography.




New Geography

The wall came up suddenly out of nowhere and Blair hit it hard, bouncing off, landing in the filth of the alley. Before he couldn’t scramble to his feet, the heavy net hit him, trapping him. Boots kicked, connecting with his ribs and his back and his stomach, and all he could do was keep his arms around his head and hope they didn’t bash his skull in.* Follows What Comes Together.




What Comes Together

It was cold and a thin layer of ice seemed to coat everything. With each footstep, a sharp aching crack would sound, and the sound would ping off the sides of his brain, echoing and finally fading, replaced with the sound of the next footstep and then the next, until his head felt cold and brittle and filled with sound of things breaking off.*




One Day, Robots Will Cry

Lovebot!Patrick*




A Week in the Life of Bob Bryar: Elementary School Janitor

Bob feels more like himself on Friday, so of course that’s when Ross sets his room on fire.*




Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*




Also Fond of Hats

Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*




Existentialism on Prom Night

Ficus plants, pancakes, and a very surly Patrick.*




11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*




Fivehead and the Velociraptor

Beauty and the Beast… sort of.*




Comes Out of Darkness Morn

It’s Year 3, the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban and the one where Harry finally finds out the full truth about October 31, 1981.* Sequel to No Mouth But Some Serpents.




This Is My Rifle, This Is My Gun

“Would you like to hold the babies?” The nurse smiled down at the woman who, after ten hours of unending labor, didn’t really feel so hot. Kind of like she had just pushed two 8 pound watermelons out of her body. But at the mention of the babies, the residual pain subsided and she nodded her head. At this, two other nurses appeared and each placed a warm newborn – one dark haired and with dark eyes, the other with fair hair and eyes closed – on the crooks of both her arms.*




we could make beautiful music together – 18 (glenview)

It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.*




Sessions

Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.




After the Boys of Summer Have Gone

Patrick stood clutching his guitar-case and duffle-bag, gazing blankly at the buildings trying to hide among the trees. Typical summer camp at its campiest, just like he always saw on TV; he made a face, turning to look at his mother’s worried expression.*




The Last Good Thing About This Town

Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.*




Ordinary Boy

Sometimes, Pete really hates his job.*




With the Moon In His Arms

Pete is a mermaid who saves Patrick’s life.* You’ll need to scroll down a bit for this one. There isn’t currently a master page for this.




You Know

“I’m going to get punched,” Patrick said.*




One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*




The Wolf Prince

Handsome prince, check; young person bearing up alone under circumstances, check; man and woman — waaaait a minute.*




I Like Finger Instruments and Mouth Organs — 18 (glenview)

So a while ago I wrote this story where Patrick and Pete met over craigslist. Except it wasn’t as filthy as I’d like. So, you know, I thought, “Let’s fix that.” And this is the result.*




Patricksitting (Call It A Love Song)

When Pete shows up Sunday, mid-afternoon, for ten days of house sitting and “Keeping a general eye on things, Patrick, we know you’re too old for a babysitter, but we worry,” he looks exactly the same, except for a stupid haircut that makes him look like someone cut it when he was too drunk to look in a mirror, or something. “Hey, kid,” he says, first thing, lugging a huge, shiny brown duffle behind him. It’s slippery, nylon or something, and it keeps rubbing against Pete’s jeans, making some sort of whispery zipper sound that sets Patrick’s teeth on edge. “I’m here for Patricksitting. I assume you’re the Patrick?”*




I’ve Got New Shoes (Intelligence Included)

Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*




What Countries the Seconds

It’s the sound of the phone ringing that statles Pete from a restless, shivering half-sleep he fell into only because his body just couldn’t stay awake any longer.*




Little You And I

Everyone loves Pete. It’s like a prerequisite for going to school here.*




I Got You Babe

Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One: The Pete&Patrick Variety Show. VH1, Wednesdays, 9pm (ET) Four out of five stars.*




I Wondered When Your Countenance Would Change (From Sunshine and Vanilla to the Raven Tones of Rage)

Some people are really good liars. Some people can lie like breathing, they can look you straight in the face and sell you on a green sky and a moon made of cheese and send you away happy.*




Concatenation, the Birth of Babel, and Other Acoustic Rebellions

Patrick, the musical prodigy and sheltered student. Joe, the ex-student, pissed off and exultant. Pete, the privileged rebel, the visionary. Andy the maquis. Together, somehow, they become a band.*




Put the Horse Before the Cart

Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*




The Sun Always Shines Here

The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*




Incarnate

Actually, it’s very complicated. It is obviously a Rurouni Kenshin AU, and it is yaoi/shonen-ai. The main characters are homosexual. It’s about their relationship. The story spans only a few months but these poor guys go through so much. The story kind of exploded into what you see.*




Reform School

Jim is the headmaster of a Military Boys School. Any guess as to who the delinquent is?*




Taming of the Guide

Jim Ellison is Sentinel Prime of the planet of Cascade, and desperately in need of a Guide. He finds one in a most unlikely candidate; and then his problems really begin.*




Late Night Livin’

Jensen is a stripper, Jared is an innocent college boy that falls head over heels in lust for him, but will Jensen’s deep, dark secret and Jared’s sexual confusing destroy everything?*




Heero’s Fourth

Heero is a prince in waiting.*




Last Chance, Heart Breaker

When he wakes up, everything is dark.*




I Know the World’s a Broken Bone and Would You Kill Me In My Sleep

The sequel of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep. Starts fourteen years later… to the day, from the ending of Would You Kill Me In My Sleep.




By Any Means

Simon thrust the needle into the man’s arm. The young man would not remember anything that had happened in the last six hours.*




Bob Bryar’s Secret Baby Project

Bob Bryar is a man of mystery, even Frank says so. What if there was a reason for his reticence.*




Found Days

Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.*




Domestic

Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.




Sleepover

Jamia died in May, so in two months it would be three years.*




Something Better

We all have to take jobs we don’t like sometimes, you know?*




The Grasshopper Unit

One of Mikey’s wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.* Sequel to the Negotiation Limerick File.




There’s a Light On In Chicago

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*




Someone More Like Myself

Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*




Inferno’s Touch

The G-boys are firemen!*




The Shadows Series

A fantasy AU, introducing the world of bounds, the most frightening of them being the kage.* I’ve linked to the yahoo group as the author does not maintain a website or have fic archived anywhere else.




Sang de Boeuf

Detective Jim Ellison and his partner Megan Connor enroll in Pottery Class for an undercover assignment, and one of them becomes teacher’s pet.*




No Way to Treat a Guide

Naomi, my mother, always told me, “You can be whatever you want to be, sweetheart.”*




Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell

Jim and Blair make a life for themselves outside of USSP rules.* Sequel to Guidelines: Regulations.




Guidelines: Power Play

Jim and Blair try to find a normal life, but others seek power and threaten the pair.* Sequel to Guidelines: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.




Pennies For the Jungle

A young doctor encounters a mysterious native in the jungles of Borneo.*




Murder By Ritual

Cascade profiler, Blair Sandburg, is off to London for a speaking engagement. The only problem is murder threats and mayhem follow. Can his assigned bodyguard help?*




A Wake For Murder

Scotland Yard requests the aid of profiler Blair Sandburg and Detective Ellison. Will they find their jobs waiting for them if they take the case?* Sequel to Murder By Ritual.




Game For Murder

Profiler Blair Sandburg faces a puzzling case but finds more danger in facing the senior Ellison.* Sequel to A Wake For Murder.




The Accidental Guide

Jim wasn’t looking for a guide, but then he met Blair Sandburg.*




Crushed in Cordova

After losing his wife, Jensen’s determined to be a good father, even though he doesn’t ever plan on dating again. But once he meets Jared, everything changes.*




So Close to My Heart

Dr. Jared and single-dad Jensen in Seattle, with love and complications.*




Silence = Death

Jensen Ackles has a problem: while his newly-gay boyfriend Jared is perfectly fine with Jensen, their daughters and he all moving into their first home together, he’s not fine with telling his parents about his new life. It doesn’t take long until Jensen’s wish for Jared to come out and to stand up for his family leads to fights and tension. When the perfect occasion arises – the birthday of Jared’s mother – Jared finally gives in and agrees to take Jensen and their daughters to San Antonio to meet his parents. The trip to Texas sucks everyone into a proper roller coaster ride of emotions.*




Teamwork

There is an Earth where things have turned out a little differently, and the people who go to Atlantis aren’t quite the ones we know.*




Fireball

Ladies and gentleman, your driver of the Number 21 Air Force Ford Fusion, John Sheppard.*




The Proposal

Life doesn’t always turn out the way you expect it to.* Sequel to The Proposition.




Aegis

The Ancients’ genes didn’t just confer the power to activate their technology. For ten percent of Earth’s population, like John Sheppard, the ATA gene also gave them Gifts: special abilities that made them admired, envied, and feared. Sheppard was a Charmer, one of the feared ones, whose particular Gift let him create faith whenever he needed to be trusted or believed. But Sheppard didn’t trust himself not to destroy what he loved most. And somewhere along the line, amid the terror and chaos of the Expedition’s first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, what Sheppard loved most had become Rodney McKay. McKay didn’t trust anyone. As soon as you started trusting people, you started counting on them, depending on them, and that was when you became vulnerable. And vulnerable things didn’t survive. So just when, exactly, had he started trusting Sheppard? And what was going to happen, now that he did?*




A Supermarket in California

John ends up refurbishing a supermarket two blocks from campus, and finds that this might be home.*




Academic

“Oh, and by the way, Dr. McKay?” Cadman added. “The English department? Loves your listing on GaySugarDaddy.com.”*




Campfire Law

The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*




Culinary Art

Jim owns a restaurant and Blair eats there. Love at first sight, baby!*




Kindergarten Cop

Jim Ellison goes undercover to try to find the runaway paramour, and son, of a crime boss. He’s about to face his toughest challenge yet — riding herd on a class of six-year-olds — and possibly finding the love of his life.*




Guidelines: Beginnings

Jim failed the Sentinel Program; Blair has a few theories.*




Guidelines: Regulations

Jim and Blair face off against the US Sentinel Program.* Sequel to Guidelines: Beginnings.




When the Dealin’s Done

Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*




I Don’t Wanna Be In Love

A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*




Digital

“I want something that can’t be supplied by the world. Fina, create for me the perfect companion.” “Perfect, Mr. Maxwell? Perfection, specify.” “Create someone that does not bore me, go beyond the boundaries.”*




More Human Than Human

“Sometimes,” Jensen said, grunting as he sliced into his skin, “I get the impression I’m better off not dealing with people. It’s a real pain the ass being human.”*




Waltz, Tango, Foxtrot

Life is great for Dr Rodney McKay, a research theorist at Berkeley. He’s managed to arrange it so that he sees students only rarely, and he’s getting laid frequently by fellow MENSA member and ecology professor Christine. What more could a man want? Unfortunately for Rodney, it turns out that Christine wants more. Faced with her demands that he learn to dance or she’ll dump him, Rodney turns to John Sheppard: part-time dance instructor and full time bank-teller, with a dream of becoming a pilot. John’s supposed to be teaching him how to waltz, but Rodney’s learning a lot more than that! But what will happen when the music ends?*




Just Because I’m an Adulterous Whore Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Have Feelings

Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*




An Affair to Remember

Rodney McKay meets international playboy Johnnie Sheppard on a cruise to the French Riviera.* Written for Reel_SGA challenge.




The R Word

Children are going missing, and Detective Sheppard’s first suspect is the solitary musician living on the edge of the swamp.*




Coming Home

Colonel John Sheppard knew, from the moment he first met Dr. Rodney McKay, that the man would be in trouble.* This novel-length story is a prequel to General and Dr. Sheppard telling the story of how the AU John and Rodney first got together.




True Colors

So, what if John and Rodney were hairdressers?* The author titles this series of John/Rodney ficlets as “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.”




What (Who) I Did On My Summer Vacation

What if John was a lifeguard and Rodney was a scientist studying algae?* Number 3 in the “Three John/Rodney AUs I’m Totally Not Writing.” series.




A Farm In Iowa

John inherits a farm, Rodney ends up entirely out of his element, and there is much ado about baseball.* First in the series.




Toilet Paper, Tylenol, and the Geneva Convention

Rodney catches a cold.* Second in the A Far In Iowa Series.




Prince Charming

“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*




And Then There Was Finn (A Farm In Iowa Story)

Picks up where “A Farm In Iowa” left off – Rodney makes his move, John finds Star Wars a hell of a lot more taxing than he’d ever imagined, and Katie Brown throws a curveball, just to keep things interesting.* Second in the Fram In Iowa series.




A Wee Sabatical

There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*




Walk This Way

Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*




String Theory, A Concerto for Violin in D Minor

Rodney has written the single greatest composition to ever be played by a violin. John plays that violin.*




The Princess and the Pea

Sequel to More Dear Than by la_foile_allure.




Down Darker and Darker Stairs

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fourth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




Knowledge of Dead Secrets

Dean goes to pick Sam up from Stanford and ends up finding more than he bargained for.* Fifth in the Five Districts, Five Drugs series.




They Say I’m a Bad Man, and They’re Right

Dean is creepily, incestuously interested in Sam. But this isn’t one of those “OMG INCEST IS SO HAWT” stories, so– I’m just warning you. It’s creepy. And maybe you should’t read it. SIGH!*




As Close As It Gets To Home

Gerard looks up and sees Frank’s head poking around the corner of the door to his office.*




Tell Us a Story

It’s the end of the world as these kids know it, and Gabe Saporta is throwing a party.*




The Wrong Side of Never

This is a kidfic AU that goes into the college era.*




Feels Like: You Don’t Have a Body

In a wold where werewolves, vampires, and humans live together in shaky and relative peace, Spencer finds a boy on the side of the road, naked, bruised, and sporting vampire bites. Stopping to save him might just be the dumbest thing Spencer’s ever done… or the best.*




A Red So Deep

A Constantine movie AU, with a watered down plot and lots of scenes that don’t exist in the movie. This would probably make more sense if you’ve seen the movie, however.*




Staring Through the Demons

“Pete and Patrick were still looking expectant, so Mikey said, ‘So we’re a group of…traveling…personal grooming experts. I guess.’ Patrick looked at Gerard. ‘And their priest.’ ‘We’re very spiritual,’ Ray mumbled.”* Sequel to I Have Been All Things Unholy.




I Have Been All Things Unholy

“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.*




Nights of the Living Dead

Bob’s just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn’t think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.*




The Apocalypse Files

They’re just superheroes trying to save the world: How Frank convinced Bob to run.*




The Killing Moon

Quasi-apocalyptic futurefic where there are no women. Bad things happen.*




Cattle Rancher, Convenient Wife

Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*




Hired By the Cowboy

Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*




The Seahorse

Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*




‘Til the Morning Light

When the Princess of Belleville enters the rooms meant as workplaces for the Prince of Belleville, he finds his husband — likely one of the strongest sorcerers in the land, the second (or third, depending on who you ask) most powerful man in the kingdom, and heir to a crown dating back thousands of years — poking his finger delightedly into a hole in the wall.*




More Like Netter’s Anatomy

Hospital AU.




Fierce

Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the world of fashion.*




Fierce Outtake

Fashion world AU. All our favorite boys have jobs in the fashion world. An outtake from a much larger verse.*




Mostly Products Created By Nature

Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*




Frank Iero, Personal Assistant of How Madonna Saved the Day

Frank used to live a perfectly normal life in New Jersey with his babbo, sister Anny and nephew Matthew; but everything changed the day he started working at Mode. This is the story of an ordinary day at the office.*




The Perfect Man

Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.*




Just Can’t Get Enough

College life can be stressful. Luckily, Frank has plans.*




What Comes Around

Spencer has some issues with Jon, but he’s too busy to worry about them because people are trying to kill his band.* Follows the Negotiation Limerick File and The Grasshopper Unit.




Rest Stop

Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*




Mike Marker

Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.




Enthalpy

Dimensions splintered out in countless permutations, Frank knew this.* Companion to Solvation.




The Sweet Spot

“Responsibility” should be Spencer Smith’s middle name (except it’s James). After all, not many people would sacrifice their lives to run the family bakery and raise their twin sisters. But now the girls are grown, and Spencer has to learn to put his own needs first! And Brendon, the Sweet Spot’s newest regular, might just be what Spencer’s looking for. But will Brendon’s past get in the way of their present?*




Comfort In Your Skin

Jared and Jensen negotiate the boundaries of their new relationship.* Sequel to Settling Into Now.




Cracks in the Glass

Six months after Full Moon, Fast Cars, Sam and Dean are hunting together when the yellow-eyed demon makes a reappearance, and Dean is brought face to face with his old life and the reasons he quit hunting in the first place.* Sequel to Full Moon, Fast Cars.