AU

As Fate Would Have It

Eggsy never joined Kingsman. Instead, he finished his Marines training and was recruited by MI6. Harry and Eggsy meet for the first time in over seventeen years at Imperial College.

The Gentleman’s Guide to Heat

Eggsy isn’t surprised by the fact that the Kingsman appear to be nearly all alphas. Eggsy is an omega, then he’s a Kingsman, and no two heats are alike.

You Cannot Live As I Have Lived (and not end up like this)

It’s not that no one knows about werewolves and other things that go bump in the night, but the giant Lovecraftian monsters rising out of the sea seemed slightly more important at the time. The life and times of Raleigh

Stuck in Reverse

They were polar opposites from different worlds. They worked smoothly together on missions, but there was something else between them. It was always there, pushing and pulling, tearing into them. Napoleon has no idea what to make of this Sentinel

Series || The Kaiju Underground

Long story short, Raleigh takes Chuck hostage with a candybar, and then a gritty (slashy) reboot of the movie kind of happens. This is what might have happened if the boys had met without knowing who the other was first.

withdrawal

“He’s mine,” Raleigh growled. “And I want him back.”

Series || You’re Not Stubborn (Just Impossible) Verse

Steve’s an alpha, Tony’s an omega. Biology should take care of the rest, right? Except, Tony’s not anything like TV taught Steve omegas were–or like anyone else Steve’s ever met, actually–and Steve should really learn to just keep his mouth

Nathan Stark’s Town for Peculiar People

Jack Carter and his daughter Zoe experience a pretty disastrous start to their road trip vacation when they get completely lost out in the middle of nowhere and then crash the car. They seek refuge in the nearby town of

Series || Herc/Raleigh Bingo Challenge

A collection of fic written off prompts from the Herc/Raleigh Bingo Challenge. These are all stand-alones, unless otherwise noted.

Football AU

Chuck gets drafted by the Jaguars.

What Happens In Vegas (But Rules Were Made to be Broken)

AKA: That Goddamn Stripper AU Wherein Raleigh Becket gets dragged to Las Vegas, gets a lapdance, then sleeps with a stripper. It’s less terrible than it sounds.

French Roast

This was the only place to get coffee within a mile’s radius of his work site and Raleigh only had a half hour break, so his twitchy concern over being filthy from hanging drywall all morning was just going to

The Singularity of Desire

Eggsy is dragged to a sex club by his “best friend” Charlie and meets the gorgeous and charming man who calls himself Galahad.

My Hands Say I Love You, Write It On Your Skin

“An old tattoo artist.” His own words echoed in his head. How did he even get here? A tattoo artist at the age of 42. Doing a job meant to be done by a 20-something-year-old stud, in a too-tight wife

Your Highness

It just so happens that there is another direct heir to the British throne out there, but he’s probably going to need a bit of polish.

The Starving Faithful

Yancy makes a post to an online forum confessing his darkest secret. Raleigh answers, not knowing it’s his brother.

Run Your Fingers Through the Knots of My Soul

Sometimes Bucky thinks it would be really cute to meet someone in a coffee shop, like in those silly romantic comedies Clint makes him watch. But there is a reason why meet cutes in cafes don’t happen in real life,

The Cornice in the Ground

Harry dies, and a stormcloud blankets England and doesn’t leave for days.

I Could Murder for a Cup of Coffee

prompt: Merwin sorta based on that crimboss!Merlin AU post. BUT, Eggsy isn’t a detective, he’s just Eggsy and he’s with Merlin. I have this HC for it that Merlin’s people (kingsman aren’t kingsman y’know) adore Eggsy in the way that

Come Online

Raleigh and Chuck find each other on Chat Roulette and things turn hot and bothered pretty fast. As much as they can, with computer screens and the Pacific Ocean between them…

Home Improvement

“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused. “In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says. “In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer

Somewhere Only We Know

There are things Max knows. People like to think that because he spent half his life – and the entirety of his young adult years, which are important to people for some reason – as a dog that he doesn’t

The Sun’s Above Us

It’s the middle of a midsummer heat wave, and it’s hot. As balls. Yancy and Chuck are bookending the sofa, stripped to their boxers and sprawled out but keeping as much distance between their warm, sticky bodies as possible. Max

Your Soulmate Always Arrives Precisely on Time

Soulmate!AU. Everyone has a mark that matches that of their soulmate. At 18, you are required/encouraged to register it and if a match is in the system, a meeting will be arranged. Eggsy is excited, if nervous, when he is

Thank You for the Both of You

A/B/O Universe, in which Harry survives being shot by Valentine, Eggsy is thrilled… and pregnant with Harry’s child.

Series || Dance Lessons

The Proposal AU nobody asked for! For those who haven’t seen The Proposal, Raleigh is a mild-mannered, long-suffering assistant to the editor in chief, the uptight control freak Chuck Hansen. When Chuck is set for deportation, he blackmails Raleigh into

The Body Remembers When the Mind Forgets

When people need a mate in their life, it isn’t usually because they’ve forgotten they already have one.

While You Were Skyping

It’s a cliche wrapped up in a trope. Meet by chance, be my fake boyfriend, maybe fall in love when you’re not looking.

The First of Many

Eggsy should have seen this coming. Looking back, he should have payed more attention to the calendar; he’d been good about taking his suppressants until the last few weeks, when the training exercises and elimination tests had gotten so intense

When All Else Fails

He can’t decide whether meeting her was the worst thing to ever happen to him, or the best.