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Who Got the Keys to My Bimmer

Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean. Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over

Series || Time Waits for No One

Sometimes, the first words you say to your soulmate aren’t the first they hear from you.

Measure Twice, Cut Once

“I’m Harry Hart,” Harry Hart says. He’s old, smart. He looks nice and he stands behind his counter like he’s still at parade rest. “You knew my dad,” Eggsy says. “He was in your unit. My unit.” Deep breath, steady

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me

Herc is desperate. He can understand Chuck not wanting anything to do with him, but the kid has deliberately shoved away everyone who might have gotten close to him and is determinedly alone in the world. So, he decides to

Married to the Job

“Hm?” Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy’s face, then catches up and resumes working. “Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry’s wife.” “You wot?” Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then

Our Lives Are Not a Linear Path

At 25 years old, Yancy Becket dies reaching out, leaving behind a younger brother with his soul torn in half, and an unborn child who will never know his father. At 22 years old, Raleigh Becket finds himself newly discharged

How Not to Attack Harry Hart

Everybody wants to hurt Harry Hart. Harry’s really not sure what he’s done to garner such attention. Where attacking even an amnesiac Harry proves near impossible. This is a romantic comedy with a dose of violence.

Saving the World (Is Totally a Date)

Tony discovers Stane’s betrayal while he’s still being held captive. When he escapes, he sets out to ruin Stane as completely and ruthlessly as he can, playing up his PTSD and quitting his job to destroy Stane quietly from the

Series || A cats and dogs love song

Chuck knows what he’s about – he’s interning at one of the most prestigious architecture firms in Chicago (the fact that its his step-dad’s firm is immaterial) and he doesn’t have time for drama or bullshit. Which does not explain

Fair Share

Parker doesn’t have manners; she has mannerisms, some of them disturbing, some of them endearing, most of them strange.

Something Fierce and Painful

“You know, most couples would take a minimum of eighteen months to produce two children.” Bull grins. “It is way, way too late for us to be like most couples.”

Series || Chuck was injured instead of Herc

They say you never really know a guy till you break his face with your fist. Okay, they don’t really say that, but fuck it all, they should.

Lines We Cross

Nineteen year old Bane is well on his way to becoming Gotham’s latest menace when he is injured during a fight and helped by a police officer, one who strangely enough doesn’t seem frightened of him or his mask. Intrigued

As the Sun Burns the Ground

Five times Iron Bull had to carry Dorian and one time Dorian tried to carry Bull, gave up, and levitated him instead.

Antigravity

Five times Spock was surprised by the brilliance of Kirk’s mind, and one time he totally saw it coming.

A Marriage of Inconvenience

“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at

Series || A Lunch Counter Love Story

Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date.

How to Be a Superhero

“Am I sacked?” M doesn’t bother answering James’ attempt at humor but instead continues in his point. “Since your return from the Skyfall operation, which was over a year ago I might add, you have not taken one day of

What Makes a House a Home

It’s Jim’s first day of Starfleet Academy and Chris is not nervous, no matter what his wife says. (“This isn’t how fucking adoption works,” Chris remembers telling the seven-year-old standing on his doorstep in the almost-light of the late summer

Series || Old Dog, New Tricks

When Raleigh nearly dies during Pitfall, Chuck surprises everyone (but Herc) by surviving and, for some reason, biting Raleigh. It turns out, Chuck is also a dog and has been since birth, and now Raleigh is a dog, too. A

The Little Shatterdome Around the Corner

The “You’ve Got Mail” AU no one asked for! While Raleigh’s working on the Wall, he starts trading emails with a guy he met on a now-defunct academy message board. They tacitly agree to not give away any details of

Was It Love at First Sight?

Raleigh and Yancy have been counselors at Camp Cedar Hill for the past three summers and they have good idea of what to expect. Until Assistant Director Hansen’s kid turns up to run kayaking. alternate title: chuck hansen makes poor

Series || Shenny Cooper for the Win

A collection of self-contained drabbles and ficlets which celebrate all things Shenny and seek to bring together our favourite Whack-a-Doodle and Warrior Princess while (hopefully) still keeping them in character.

Series || Emergence

Gibbs is the Alpha Dragon for the east coast Wing… and the lead for the NCIS MCRT. He has two rules above all others; No other emerged dragons on his NCIS team, and no relationships with non-dragons. Tony has no

Agree to Disagree

Sometimes, good mates have to agree to disagree. (Or: Roxy and Eggsy may be friends, but that doesn’t mean they understand each other’s romantic tastes. At all.)

Chasing Thursdays

Elsa has no desire to follow in her politician mother’s footsteps and Emma wants to quit working at Granny’s. They decide to open Frozen and take advantage of the summer tourist season, but Emma doesn’t count on their neighbor, tattoo

Arts and Crafts

Chuck Hansen is home after graduating from college, searching for a job – and, as part of the arrangement, gets stuck dropping his four year-old sister Lucy off at preschool every morning. He stops bitching once he meets Mr. Becket.

A More Lethal Dress

During a rewatch a few weeks ago, Fire_Sign made the remark that the black dress Phryne wears to dinner with Lin… (you know, the dinner where she offends Lin by implying that he knows anything about the opium trade which,

The Bigger the Dream, the Harder the Grind

“There’s an app for this you know,” Merlin said. “It’s called Grindr. It’s highly popular amongst men who are gay or bi-curious-” “I know what it is,” Harry replied testily, eager to nip the conversation in the bud before it

Series || Yours, Mine, & Ours ‘verse

Featuring: Giant sharks, family bonding, a bazooka, frustration, idiot fathers, purple casts, mothers that just don’t understand, New Years confetti, and Grace facepalming way more often than she would like it. Rated T for “Throw them in a closet until