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The Little Things

As I’m sure some of you will already know, sometimes a shop evolves into much more than a shop. It becomes a place where people go when they feel sad, or happy, or when they need sanctuary from the rituals of day-to-day life.*




Frosted Friends and Business Ventures

William owns a bakery in Chicago.*




A Scenic World

Frank loves Gerard’s stupid faces and his ideas that make him wake Frank up in the middle of the night, but try as he might he can’t remember thinking back then ‘this dude is awesome; clearly I want to host a nature show with him.’*




the future in your pictures, Grad School! at the Disco

Spencer really finds this new version of Ryan supremely irritating.*




and we slept in sundays

Follows The Future In Your Pictures.




You Could

“We should have a beard growing contest,” says Brendon, snapping his fingers. A winter of school work would be unbearable. They need an extracurricular.*




Switch!

Spencer has a lot of good ideas. This is not one of them.*




Thirty

Jensen turns thirty. Jared acts weird. Jensen wants to know what’s going on. Smut ensues.*




Human Wreckage

When Gerard turns up at his door, duffle-bag stuffed with any clothes he could find, clean or dirty, Patrick huffs a laugh and steps back to let Gerard through.*




A Word That Means “Home”

The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house. “Didn’t you get that cut for Haley?” Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs. “She’s not here that often anyway,” he says.*




An Unpardonable Mannerism of Style

“Jesus Christ,” Spencer says, and stabs his fork into his lettuce. It doesn’t help any. “How the fuck do you misplace a five-liter bottle of copper solution? Especially if it’s five-molar copper solution — the shit is bright blue, Ryan, it’s bright fucking blue.”*




This Story’s Going Somewhere

Ageswap AU, in which Pete is still young enough that people are hopeful he will one day act his age, Joe is under no such illusion, and Patrick and Andy are old enough to know better (but young enough to do it anyway).*




Ryan Ross: Wedding Planner (What We Do Is Love)

Ryan plans weddings! Just not gay weddings. Ok, maybe just this once.*




Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In a Corner

“I don’t know,” Patrick said anxiously, hesitating with his hand on the door handle. Through the glass window he could see people milling around inside the room, some settling themselves on the floor, others mingling and introducing each other.*




Hand On Your Arm

An AU where Brendon is blind, interviewers are morons, and Pete is Pete.*




Sweet Dreams

Tonight is a hotel night, blessedly, but while the soft pillows and fresh sheets are calling to him like a dreamy sonata, hotel night also means sex-with-Ryan night, and Brendon is not passing that up.*




The Way I See It #282

“Hey, hey, hey,” Jon whispers into Spencer’s ear one morning when it’s raining. “What are your thoughts on babies?”* Sequel to The Way I See It #219.




Jon’s Bookstore (A Few of My Favorite Things)

A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you’ve inherited a business.*




Nothing in Common

Daniel and Jack spend a Sunday at home together.*




Gerard and Rapunzel

Fairytale genderfuck. He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.*




Just One Thing I Need

A coda to All I Want For Christmas is You, where Brendon and Spencer were working as elves at the mall.* This picks up on New Year’s Eve.




All I Want For Christmas Is You

Brendon and Spencer are college students in Chicago working as elves at Santa’s Christmas Wonderland in the mall. At first, Spencer is jealous because Brendon is great with the screaming and crying kids who come to see Santa. He’s also just a tiny bit irritated by Brendon’s boundless energy and enthusiasm. Then he finds himself developing a crush and pining away for Brendon — only to be confused by Brendon’s sudden affection for Ryan, Spencer’s best friend/roommate and Brendon’s classmate in a music performance class at school. Ryan works at a bookstore in the mall, Jon works at Starbucks, and there are lots of faily boys having cliched misunderstandings.*




The Crush Trilogy

Sometimes things just happen.* To find this eries, go to the HP section and scroll about halfway down the page.




Pillow Talk

A rewrite of Pillow Talk as silly slash.




The Milk and Cookies War

Lex Luthor’s Penthouse for Wayward Boys.*




The Grave Yields Back Her Robberies

On a routine mission through the Stargate, SG-1 finds someone from Daniel’s past, and she changes how they see each other forever.*




Bagglevarger’s Theory of Inversive Magic

After the first day, McKay had sniffed imperiously, chin tipped up, and told him that he wasn’t a complete idiot, and his shame would only be marginal if they were seen together outside of class. Instead of telling him to fuck off, John had grinned sardonically and drawled a mocking, “Thanks,” and McKay took that as the olive branch it wasn’t and bullied his way into John’s daily life.*




Veela Child, Moon Child

Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals, and he always felt a strong pull toward one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone else.*




Blood Mingled

Harry and Draco get into an accident during a Quidditch match. An old blood magic works its way, creating a bond between the two enemies, binding their souls to each other. A love story, for the most part.*




Coveting Thy Enemy

Harry and Draco get to know each other a little better and things start to go right. And then they go very, very wrong.*




Engine Block

Brian woke up with his face mashed into a pillow and the sheets twisted around his hips.*




seven days of singer: day six

They finally go out on their first tour with an actual bus, and Cash is totally ruining it by acting way too strangely.*




I Give In, I Give Up

And so begins Alex’s Eternal Hatred and Disdain towards everything Cash Colligan.*




Signs Point to Yes

For the record, Brendon had no desire to go speed-dating at all.*




Never Easier

“I am cold,” Cash announces. “I am so fucking cold.”*




Untitled Snippet

Ryan has very rarely been content with his life. He’s been happy and he’s been morose and he’s been everything in between, but he’s always strived for something more. It’s never really been enough.*




The Story of Jon, Ryan, and the Not-Date

He’s pretty sure if Brendon asks what’s going on with him and Ryan, like really asks, and breaks out his patient, “I’m listening” face and big fucking earnest eyes. Jon’s not going to be able to keep from saying something like “So I kinda really want to fuck me. How’d I go about getting that, you think?”*




So Put Me Where I Belong

Neither Brendon or Spencer are answering his calls, and it’s frustrating. Because Ryan knows their house will be toasty warm, and he wants in.* Follows Talks Like a Gentleman.




Do Rockstars Dream of Electric Sheep

Crack!fic in which Spencer has weird dreams, questions his sexuality, and spends a lot of time hiding things away in boxes in his mind.*




Life As We Know It

Our boys buy curtains and fall in love.*




How Life Can Be

In which Patrick fails to think about his feelings, and then there is kissing.*




Small Cells and Fibers

Tuesdays were finger-painting days. Frank made sure to wear his oldest pair of jeans, because even with his full-length apron and his constant reminds that paint belongs on paper and not on clothing, he always ended up with tiny, multi-colored hand prints all over his clothes




Distance in the Afterlife

Gerard comes out. Vaguely set during Projeckt Runway, but I played fast and loose with canon, so be warned.*




Balance

Something’s thrown everything out of balance. Trick is to fix it without screwing up, or maybe ending the world.*




The Cure for a Bolt Action Heart

Mal comes back from his sale with platinum in his pocket and a pair of dirty stragglers tagging along behind him like dogs.*




Lets Never Discuss This Again

Sam/Dean, body swap, Jared’s apartment.*




The Highschool AU

Featuring Jared and Mr. Ackles, with mentions of Coach Welling, Dr. Rosenbaum, Chad, and Sandy.*




The College AU

Jared meets his roommate and dives into college life.* Sequel series to the Highschool AU.




Spencer Never Sees It Coming

Spencer doesn’t like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.*




Three Weeks

Three more weeks until Daddy’s home.*




Inquisition

Why did the chicken cross the road?*




You’re Lovely to Me

A collection of one-shots.*




Maternal Instinct

Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child?*




Mistake?

Dr. Temperance Brennan awoke with a splitting headache. And an arm around her.*




All That Lies Between

Open sesame.*




Five Secrets That Brennan Will Never Tell Booth

She’s got five secrets.*




Unwell

The mighty Temperance Brennan was sick.*




What Happens In Vegas

After a successful case, Booth and Brennan have an evening free, and after all, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?*




Thanksgiving with Bones

Booth brings Brennan home for Thanksgiving strictly as a partner, but fate, namely his mother, has other things in mind.*




A Natural Reaction to Rough-Housing

He made it to the bathroom and stood there learning heavily on the sink, staring at himself in the mirror. He didn’t look like a creepy sadist. But neither did Christian Bale, and that hadn’t ended well for anybody.*




Dreaming in Color

Ryan was an artist.* After Patrick’s Garden Center and Patrick Has a Truck.




Alive

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




Alive – Redux

Keith Mars doesn’t exist and Lilly is not dead.*




Old Fears

This story takes place in Sam and Dean’s first year together.* Sequel to Old Souls.




The Carpe Felis Series

Nothing beats beating people at Crash, whether it be at pool, at drinking, or at life in general.*




Santorini

Pete and Patrick vacation in Greece.*




A Little Superstition

Pete thinks he’s going to get lucky.*




Brand New Fashion

Patrick has his headphones on, which is like saying Patrick has pants on – except that his teachers don’t make him take off his pants during class, which Patrick appreciates.*




Fifty Hours a Night

After the fifth night of pretty damn near no sleep, Pete didn’t so much ask Andy to switch places with him for a while as he begged, threatened, cajoled, and eventually bribed him.*




Leaving You Alone With Me

This is how Pete and Patrick got married.*




Also Fond of Hats

Pete’s a music producer. Patrick’s a studio muscisian who needs a flatmate. Mikey Way’s an enabler.*




11 Reasons Why Patrick and Pete Moved In Together

Pete attempts to convince Patrick to move in together.*




Silly Bear

There came a day, pretty early on, when Pete and Ashley could not for the life of them get Bronx to stop screaming.*




In the TV Light

It wasn’t a big deal, just an hour or two in the middle of the night.*




Keep It In Your Back Pocket

Most of the other penguins would roll their eyes at the little kid sliding happily over the ice and singing wordless songs at the top of his lungs, but Patrick didn’t care.*




Isn’t It Messed Up (How I’m Just Dying to Be Him)

A woman always knows.*




Facts About Patrick Martin Stumph

Fact: If you can see Patrick Martin Stumph, he can see you. If you can’t see Patrick Martin Stumph, you may be only seconds away from death.*




Spider Honeycom

Pete is not the most observant person in the world.*




What You Don’t Know

Things Pete has learned about his band mates that he didn’t know before they went on tour (that first time, when everything was new and every mile was one mile farther than he’d ever been, and the van started to feel like home somewhere in Wyoming, with snowy farmer’s fields on either side under a sky like gray wool)*




It May Be A Side-Effect of the Exposure, But I Am Thinking It’s Meant To Be

Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.*




Sessions

Patrick is a studio musician. Peter is in a boyband. No, seriously.* I’ve linked to the most recently finished chapter. You may have to do a little investigating to find future chapters until I can get a link to the final chapter.




All I Want For Christmas

“I like that you’re expressing yourself with your camera phone in a way that doesn’t involve your genitals, but can you leave me out of it, please?”*




Telepathy Means Never Having Privacy When You’re Jerking Off

When counting down all the best parts of being a rock star, no one would really put ‘makes it easier to beat off’ on the list. Or at least Pete Wentz would have told you that, if you’d asked him yesterday.*




You’ll Know When You Get There

Patrick was tired; that kind of tired where you just stand around stupidly, blinking at the tiny room with its tinier beds, while your band-mates staggered about, throwing down their bags and rooting around for toothbrushes and maybe a change of clothes. Or in Pete’s case, actual underwear he’d put on because he was going commando under his tight jeans at that very moment.*




Time to Dance, Dance

Patrick rubbed his nose as he put down the guitar and snagged Pete’s loose notes; he was safely hidden away in Joe’s basement, forcing some words and music together. He had deliberately chosen to spend some time in Joe’s house, instead of Pete’s, because he couldn’t bother with all the questions. Really, he just couldn’t.* Sequel to Circa 2001.




You Know

“I’m going to get punched,” Patrick said.*




Before Your Afternoon Coffee

Patrick wakes up to Pete on his floor.*




One Foot In Your Bedroom and One Foot Out the Door

Pete takes Patrick to Neverland; the re-telling of Peter Pan.*




You Can’t Be Missed If You Never Go Away

They’re rare, these lazy Saturday evenings alone, after lazier Satuday afternoons and even lazier mornings when they don’t untwine themselves until nearly noon, and there are a million other things they could be doing—should be doing, really—but instead they’re lying here, rain running in long, thin rivulets down the windows as they sprawl across their bed.*




My Epistolary Romance

One night a couple years back, in the middle of someone’s house party after a show, Patrick asks Pete if he wants to have sex.*




I’ve Got New Shoes (Intelligence Included)

Patrick turns seventeen on the usual day and in the usual way: he oversleeps, cuts himself shaving, folds his birthday waffle in half (it has extra chocolate chips and a whipped cream smiley face with hearts for eyes that turns into a good-intentioned mess when the sides press together), and eats it on the way to school.*




Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas

Brendon turns into a koala while on tour in Australia. Really. There’s not much else I can say after that.*




Little You And I

Everyone loves Pete. It’s like a prerequisite for going to school here.*




The Million Things We Never Were

Sometimes your suddenly sentient action figures need to teach you valuable life lessons. Just saying.*




Apart, Apart

It’s 3:47 a.m. when Pete starts dialing.*




Wishes on First Kisses

Currently PeteandPatrick, also PetePatrick, still no surprising anybody, are sitting in a hotel room in varying states of frustration.*




For This Moment To Be Free

best friends means.*




Some Assembly Required

Pete reflects and remembers how they got here.*




Put the Horse Before the Cart

Pete’s doorbell rings at 5:26 p.m. on his thirtieth birthday, roughly four hours before any of his friends are supposed to show up to help him get blitzed out of his mind. Pete is far from opposed to pre-gaming, but four hours is kind of pushing it. Like, even Joe’s not there yet.*




The Last Best Place

“Dude,” Pete says, dropping down onto the lounge couch next to Patrick. “Dude, did you know we’re playing a bar show in Billings?”*




The Sun Always Shines Here

The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.*




Heat

By the time Sam finds a room at a Microtel just outside of Chattanooga, it’s pushing two in the morning and Dean’s asleep in the passenger seat underneath his jacket.*




Clean

Simon, Kaylee, shower, ’nuff said.*




Dangerous Cargo

Mal takes on some new cargo that proves as troublesome as Simon and River.*




Pussyfooting

Mal has an option about Simon that he is asked to prove.* This is just barely over the “too schmoopy!” line for me, but the sex is too hot to not share.




Make Me Believe

When a job goes bad, Simon discovers that there is a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.*




Domestic

Spencer couldn’t remember when they’d had the baby discussion. If he had to guess he’d say it must’ve happened some time after Brendon packed up his Chicago apartment and moved to Vegas to live with Spencer. They went through a whole laundry list of discussions that weekend though, ranging from how Brendon liked cold showers in the summer, to how Spencer really hated lukewarm soda.* Pseudo sequel to Shattered Glass and Sounding Drums.




The Meaning of My Life Is…

Brendon and Spencer have a baby.*




There’s a Light On In Chicago

Patrick is a widower and young father. Pete is an advertising exec with a failing relationship. When Patrick’s daughter makes a call to a radio shrink, lives intersect and shenanigans ensue.*




Someone More Like Myself

Gerard is the principal at an elementary school. Young Giuseppe gets into a fight and Gerard has to call his dad, a hotass punk studio musician named Frank.*




There’s Gotta Be A Punchline In Here Somewhere

The boys switch bodies. Aaaand cue chaos.*




Cirrus

It’s all Sam’s fucking fault.*




Changes

He made a decision. No one else would die because of him. Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts, reflecting all the events of the Healing series.*




Gender Studies

Sam and Dean spend the afternoon wading through the swamp around a voodoo priestess’s cabin in New Orleans, and by the time they get back to the hotel, it’s all Sam can do to take a shower and climb into bed.* Sequel to Radical Feminism.




Palatine

It’s not like he means for it to happen. Seriously.*




Long Lay the World

Dean gives Sam a house for Christmas. THIS IS ALL THE SUMMARY YOU NEED.




Stoplight

Sam, Dean, and a night involving a flat tire, a shower, and some kissing.*




Settle

The week before Christmas, John drags both of them to Minnesota; five cars off a bridge in two weeks, no bodies, and dogs won’t get within a mile of the lake. Sam doesn’t want to go and Dean won’t stop giving his shit about it, even more of a bitch than usual.*




Lex, You’re Very Naked

Clark finds Lex naked.*




The Sink That Ate Christmas

Five years after the end of Omiai, Clark and Lex host their first Christmas in their new house.* Sequel to Omiai and The Oak Tree and the Cypress.




It Doesn’t Show Signs of Stopping

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French ticklers.*




The Only Thing We Have To Fear

Inspired by Jensen’s story at the Paley Festival. He takes a shortcut through the mental hospital from Asylum. It’s CREEPY. And then Jared shows up.*




Don’t Go Mistaking Paradise

Jensen loves only two things in his life: drumming and his best friend Jared. Unfortunately, Jared, his head buried in his painting and a years old crush on a girl named Sandy, only knows about the drumming.*




Into a Full and Clear Light

Sam and Dean investigate a series of disappearances and end up learning a lot more than they bargained for.*




School Challenge

In which Ray has trouble letting go, Fraser is stern, and someone goes to school.* A preview to A Passing Feeling.




The One With the Kid (For Lack of a Title)

The thing about orphans is the emo.* I’m not even freaking kidding you. This is awesome and perfectly and utterly flipping hilarious.




Ten Simple Rules

Dean only has ten simple rules when it comes to anyone dating his daughter.*




Solum Patriae

Ronon shares a bit of Sateda with the team.*




First Times and Fear of Discovery

It was the tenth time they’d done this. It was their eleventh kiss.*




Campfire Law

The summer before college, Rodney the camp counselor meets John the lifeguard at Camp Atlantis. Homesick kids, campfires, and Scooby Doo Mysteries ensue.*




Kitty-chan

Yohji was on the corner across the street when he heard the low, annoyed shout of “Buy something or LEAVE!” echo out from inside the flower shop.*




Wrapped

Aya felt unaccountably nervous. He hadn’t bought presents for anyone except Aya-chan for a long time. And never for a lover.* From the Bonding series.




When the Dealin’s Done

Life is all about sizzle for rising poker star Jared Padalecki. He’s always on the prowl for th enext big win–or so he tells the press when they ask when he’ll give up the scene. Jensen Ackles, however, might prove the exception to his rule… Several years ago a boy with some intriguing rough edges dumped Jared and left town, maturing into a huge success. Now Jensen is back. And Jared’s friends predict if Jensen’s as talented at bad behavior as he is at everything else, Jared will enjoy the fling of a lifetime!*




Beauty In the Eye of the Beholder

Who says all love is blind?*




I Don’t Wanna Be In Love

A not so stupid person once said that hope was radical. What does that say about romance?*




Freaky Tuesday

Prompt: bodyswap!*




Kissing

Meditating on the OT4.*




My Brother’s Keeper

Ronon decides that Carson and Rodney both need a keeper.*




In the Jumper Bay

Just to be clear from the very start: I take no responsibility for this whatsoever. It is all Luthien’s fault. She it was who pimped SGA to me tirelessly until I succumbed, and she it was who directly prompted this, this – whatever it is. (author’s note)*




A Beautiful Lifetime Event

Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.*




How Did I Get Here?

Spencer’s day started with high-pitched screaming, and went downhill from there.*




Just Because I’m an Adulterous Whore Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Have Feelings

Jensen Ackles is the cutest, sassiest secretary the city of New York has ever seen. He’s gorgeous, resourceful, and works under the best lawyer in the country. Literally.*




I Put a Spell On You (Because You’re Mine)

Sam wakes up at 5:08 AM to a weird tapping against his back. He blinks slowly at the numbers on the alarm clock and tries to add up in his head how much longer he has to sleep. The alarm is set to go off at seven, and Sam thinks that one hour and fifty-two minutes more shuteye would be perfect if Dean will quit tapping or poking or whatever the fuck he’s doing to him.*




If It Wasn’t For You Meddling Kids

Jared is one of the leads of the new TV show Supernatural, but under the cover of darkness he is Shadow, a costumed superhero in dark blue spadex who prowls the streets fighting crime and saving people. The move to Vancourver means dealing with an entirely new city to patrol, Mike and Tom’s ridiculous excuse for a two-man superhero team, and the mysterious man in black on a motorcycle who’s following Shadow on his patrols and keeping Jared up nights.*




Care and Feeding

The cat tipped its head back and looked up. “Sam, is that you?” There was a moment, and then the cat nodded slowly, up and down. A clear gesture, “Sam, you cut that out right now. It’s not funny.”*




Simple Comforts

The little things that get you through a mission.*




Prince Charming

“Okay, since I’m obviously not getting through to you using words of more than one syllable, let me put it as simply as possible: No.”*




Looking for Lamour

Don’t be sily, John says. You’re Bob and I’m Bing; now get in the car and let’s go find ourselves a Dorothy.*




A Wee Sabatical

There is much freaking. Scroll a bit for this one… It fits… someplace in the A Farm In Iowa series after And Then There Was Finn.*




Walk This Way

Rodney tangled a hand into John’s sweaty hair. “It was good right? What you wanted?” John pushed his head back against Rodney’s palm. “You mean the ‘fuck me’ and ‘harder’ and all the begging didn’t clue you in?”*




Sex With Your Drugged Team Leader: Is It Really Such a Bad Idea?

“If I could not kill him without bloodshed,” said Teyla, emerging from the tent with a pleased smile on her face, “I would not be worthy of my people.” “You didn’t kill him, right?” Sheppard asked, straight-faced. Teyla inclined her head to him, but said nothing. Not looking at each other, Rodney and Sheppard shuffled a little closer together.*




Please Try Not To Die In a Fire

Frank Iero – and this is a fact – is an obnoxious little shit.*




Cattle Rancher, Convenient Wife

Cattle rancher Jensen Ackles isn’t looking for love-but he is looking for a wife. He wants a partner who will settle down with him in the Outback, a practical, down-to-earth woman who won’t be seduced by the bright lights of the city. Hot ex-actor Jared Padalecki doesn’t seem to fit Jensen’s criteria at all. With his model looks he can’t trust that Jared’s growing attraction for him is for real. But that doesn’t seem to stop Jensen thinking about him-every minute of every day!*




Hired By the Cowboy

Jared Padalecki is good at looking after himself – he’s been doing it all his life. So what if he’s along and pregnant? He’ll cope! But gorgeous cowboy Jensen Ackles seems determined to take care of him. And Jared can help him – Jensen needs a temporary wife; Jared needs somewhere to start over again. A short-term marriage will solve all their difficulties! As Jared gets to know the courageous, honorable Jensen, he realizes that he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. Because all this wife-for-hire wants is a marriage for real!*




The Seahorse

Everything is going fine for Dr. Jensen Ackles, a successful 3rd-year resident in obstetrics and gynecology at Grace’s Hearth hospital in San Francisco. But when a 22-year-old art student shows up claiming he’s pregnant, Jensen is completely certain he’s crazy. After a bunch of tests, a sonogram, and a bizarre story about having invoked the wrath of a ram-headed Egyptian fertility god, it turns out that Jared Padalecki isn’t joking: he really did get knocked up! And when Jared insists on having an OB-GYN of his own gender, Jensen’s long stretch of successfully not falling for one of his patients is finally at an end.*




The OTP Verse

What happens at Welling’s house, stays at Welling’s house.*




I Live the Envelope Pushed Far Enough to Believe In This

It’s like how I Can talk to you when you’re not even there…*




Mostly Products Created By Nature

Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn’t care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.*




Intermission

They have five days before they fly to Europe.*




Rest Stop

Frank’s life is a hodgepodge of hits and misses, but he is actually pretty content with where he is at the moment.*




Mike Marker

Okay, okay. Christ. So these rock stars came in when the storm hit, they got a couple of rooms, the end.* Sequel to Rest Stop.




Five Times Spencer Refused to Shave

He has about eight minutes left. This is also, coincidentally, how long Brendon has left to live if he does not return Spencer’s aftershave.*




Green or Yellow

“Iceland?” Spencer asked.*




A Nice Day to Start Again

As a favor, Sam and Dean pick up on a job where Bobby’s left off. Only, the spirit the Winchester boys are attempting to usher to the other side is making things more complicated than they’re supposed to be. First in the Ordeals verse.*




Under Your Spell

Jensen never wanted to fall in love, but now all he wants is to share his life with someone who loves him.*




Spencer Smith Park

“Look, Spencer, look!” Spencer, who had been trying to read that issue of Kerrang he’d had stuffed in his bunk for the past four months but never had the time to get to, dodged Brendon’s probing hands with practiced ease. “No, Brendon.”*




Five Tired Boys and a Broken Down Manager

Ten things Brian Schechter learned while babysitting My Chemical Romance.*




Hey Mr. DJ

The late night DJ AU.*




Regressed

In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.*




The Blind Leading the Bands

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*




Day Job, or, The Ridiculous Grocery AU In Which Frank Works in the Deli, Pines for Gerard, The Hot Checkout Boy, And Is Advised By Many to Forget About It

Frank knows that keeping a job you hate just because it happens to involve hot people is a really bad idea, but he’s always kind of liked bad ideas.*




As Long As It Matters

Frank doesn’t fuck his friends. Really, he doesn’t.*




Economies of Scale

Brendon and Spencer meet each other in a first year philosophy class that they are taking as an outside elective. They both sit in the front row.*




Pink for a Reason

Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.* Sequel to The Best Thing Since Ducks.




I’m Sorry I Can’t Help Asking It

“So,” Spencer says, and they all stare at him. “Pete’ll be in touch.”*




The Best Thing Since Ducks

Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends.*




Chromatography and Spectrometry

chemistry lab partners AU. I know what you’re thinking: “why would you do that?!” i don’t know dudes. but see? I write cheesy happy stuff sometimes too!*




Singalong

Look, Spencer would only admit it to Ryan, and even then only late at night when it was just the two of them, shoulders brushing in the dark, but Patrick Stump humming his song? Really fucking awesome.*




Girlpants & Boycrushes (or: I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Were Some Buzznet Photos and a Vegas Show Shoutout)

Like everything, it starts in Vegas.*




Songs About Vikings

The fifth time Brendon jerks off to a guy, he calls up Shane and says, “Spencer Smith’s beard made me gay.”*




The First Rule of Broom-Wielding

Was Patrick the one squeezing bloated cows?*




Hey Gravity!

It’s not like it actually changes that much. Spencer is still his friend and his bandmate and his Guitar Hero sidekick and his main rival for apple juice in the morning. It’s just now Brendon is aware that Spencer is made up of squares and smooth circles and he wants to fucking touch them.*




(Not) The Boy Next Door

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.*




Football Is the Gayest Profession (And I, Dear Madam, Am a Professional)

Bandom high school AU.




New Kid Makes a Rule

Joe Trohman doesn’t like dudes. He shouldn’t even have to say it. It’s implied in his name, like an invisible footnote or something.*




Farmer’s Market Verse

You may have to search around a little bit. There isn’t really a master page for this fic.




The Samcakes Verse

Sam and Dean tried to bake the impossible cake.* I know, seriously, I know. But this series is somehow charming and funny and sweet. Dean might be out of character, but the character he is in is a good one. Different but good.




It’s Pronounced Husband and Husband

Jared Padalecki is arranged to marry Jensen Ackles. No matter how hot the guy is, he’s not keen on the idea. Nope.*




Damn the Man

Empire Records, open til midnight.*




A Yarn

One day Sam found a pair of socks in his duffle bag.*




Untitled

Jensen isn’t such a huge fan of Canada.*




To the Beat of Our Noisy Hearts

Jared is a DJ at the South Texas University radio station. Jensen is a grad student with a thing for the sophomore DJ. Things happen.* Will return soon.




Miss(ter) Congeniality

So they’re not called pageants, they’re called “scholarship programs.”*




Man’s Best Friend

Jensen gets turned into a dog. Things… happen.*




Family Affairs

A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki – Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest “addition” with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.*




Spin the Light to Gold

It’s Jared’s first summer as a junior counselor at an idyllic summer camp, and he’s looking forward to as much sun and fun as he can handle. But things don’t turn out exactly as he plans, and his summer takes an interesting turn when he finds himself falling for a hot older counselor. Featuring Chad, crafts, hordes of kids, and all the summer camp cliches imaginable.




Caught In a Spin

Jared and Jensen are best friends in high school fighting feelings for each other, school work, team sports, and most of all the required ballroom dancing unit.*




Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush

Jensen’s got a secret crush, only it doesn’t stay secret and crack happens.*




Hot Like This

“When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox.” Sequel to Jensen’s Not So Secret Crush.




Little Red Hoodie Sam

Um, cracked version of Little Red Riding Hood.




All About the Benjamins

Brendon used to be sure that Bank of America was the most fucked up place he’d ever work in his entire life. Now? Now he’s three days into a position at First Star Savings Bank that’s further out in the country and further separated from reality.*




Belling the Tiger

Dean just isn’t himself lately…*




Pretty Much a Sex God

Wedding Planner AU prequel. Jon and Spencer’s first date zomg.*




Girlverse: girl!Spencer/Bob

They started flirting the first time they met, when Pete took Spencer and Brendon to see MCR.*




A Hollow Rumble of Wings

Spencer loves his mom.*




Settling Into Now

Going to college in a new town, far away from home, Jared finds friends and maybe more, but he also realizes that you can’t hide your past forever.*




Domesticated Verse

Jared’s idea of a party disagrees with Jensen’s and calls it a sissy.*




An Invitation

A rather wordy romance.*




Taking a Vacation in Bumfuck, Texas

Jared is a powerful CEO that gets a taste of the simple life when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.*




Because I Had to Write It, Damn It

Okay, so you know that story going around about Sandy’s roommate talking about how cute and funny Jared is and how they get him to change lightbulbs for them?*




Snips and Snails and Puppy-Dog Tails

AU, in which the CW gang works in the assorted stores and businesses in a strip mall.*




Clear As Western Skies

Wherein Bob gets a mail order bride, and gets more than he bargained for.*




Dancing Goes All Night

The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.*




Unapologetic Love Story Part 2

second part not linked to the first




Unapologetic Love Story

Falling in love is an everyday thing.*




Nothing’s Fair In Love or High School

Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*




In Celebration of the New Holiday

Okay, Sam’s definition of “moving” doesn’t seem to quite jive with Dean’s.*




I Just Want Your Extra Time (and Your… Kiss)

Frank takes a quick look in his rear view mirror, runs his fingers through his messy hair and then smiles at his reflection as he slides the key out of the ignition. He’s really fucking late, but that’s never a good reason to look anything less than hot. He grabs his cargo bag out of the passenger seat and flips the automatic lock on his second hand Honda and then walks as quickly as his short legs will carry him to the entrance of Penny Lane.* Retelling of Never Been Kissed.




The One Where Bob Is Not a Masochist, Not Even a Little

“I just don’t wanna go alone,” Frankie has said, and tugged on Bob’s arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.*




Social Activism (or, How to Make the World a Better Place by Kissing Spencer Smith)

“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.*




Patrick’s Garden Center

The farmer’s market is held every Saturday from May to October.*




Patrick Has a Truck

Immediately following the events of “Patrick’s Garden Center.” He had just propositioned some random guy right there at the farmer’s market!* Sequel to Patrick’s Garden Center.




Coffee of the Day

Frank the lonely barista and Gerard the loyal consumer/art student. Guest appearances by Patrick the shift supervisor and Brendon the romantic.*




Stripy Socks and Red Bull Shots

Brian is not entirely sure how he ended up with a half-naked Brendon Urie in his lap, just like he is unsure of how My Chem ended up on tour with Panic at the Disco in the first place.*




Let’s Dance to Joy Division

In which Jon and Spencer work for a film company and are shooting a documentary on the Skylines and Turnstiles tour, feat. My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is…*




Four Smoking Hot Drummers That Brendon Urie Has Hooked Up With, And One That He Hasn’t (Technically)

Brendon loves touring. He loves touring and he loves their bus and he loves his band and he loves The Academy and he loves the UK and he loves Jaggermeister.*




A Little More Sixteen Candles

Pete Wentz is the star of the soccer team. He’s their team’s only saving grace, and they’re damn lucky they even have him — word is, he’s on a Division One club team that’s ranked second in the nation. The only information disputing this is that he’s maybe on the number one team. He’s gone enough that it’s believable, but then, he goes out with enough girls (and boys, though that’s less going out and more just making out) that it stops making sense.*




Berkeleyverse

Spencer hangs out with Billie and Gerry. They go to girls’ school! They are bitches! It’s a very cool girls’ school, so there’s no uniforms and some classes are outdoors and they go on field trips to Mexico.




39 Flavors

The first year they’d been together, Bob had called Spencer on Easter and said, “Happy Easter?” because he wasn’t really clear on exactly what Spencer’s brand of Christianity was. It didn’t seem to involve as much bitterness as Ryan’s, nor as much angst as Brendon’s, but it wasn’t exactly as lackadaisical as Jon’s, either, from what Bob could tell.*




Scenes From a Mall

A drycleaners, a hair salon, the park bench that brings them together, and their various friends and enemies; one summer at the mall.*




Entropy

So he knows it is a quantum mirror.* Follows Supersaturation, Solvations, and Enthalpy.




Yes, And Only If My True Love Was Waiting

Brendon is taking a swim, and Spencer finds him.




Navy Scrubs (Or, Of Life, Love, and Relationships, by Spencer J. Smith, age twenty-eight)

Hospital AU. Spencer Smith has moved to Chicago to work at Chicago General with his best friend, one Ryan Ross. Here he meets some hilarious staff members, makes a lot of friends, and drinks a lot of coffee.




Everyone Experiments in College

In an alternate universe, Jared goes to college.*




Certain Drawbacks

“You know, being your partner has certain drawbacks.”*




Eight Weeks

A new pair of vintage jeans, his favorite t-shirt, and the black leather jacket were laid out on the chair, ready to go.*




A Poor Boy Too

Ray is still looking for a gift for his dad while Fraser is looking for something else.* Sequel to No Such Thing As Santa.




The Plans That We Made

Ray and Fraser have dinner, musicals, a discussion of our oppressed red-nosed reindeer brothers, and an exchange of Christmas gifts.* Sequel to A Poor Boy Too.




Too Sweet

Fraser cooks. Then Fraser and Ray cook.*




The Thrill of the Chase

Ray tries to cheer Fraser up.*




Unexpected

If I hear ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ one more time, I will not be responsible for my actions.*




Untitled Comment Fic

After the show, there’s the usual pile-up in the lounge to get some food and watch a movie.*




Moving For the Sake of Motion

In which Brendon and Spencer are juniors in high school. Ryan, the plucky best friend and Mr. Hall, the history teacher, also star.*




(You’re the) Frosting On My Cupcake

Brendon Urie would call himself an ordinary guy. Spencer Smith would call him stupidly hot, if he weren’t about to destroy Brendon’s career. A rich, successful journalist and food critic, Spencer aims to write a scathing review of Brendon’s little muffin and cupcake shop. He never mixes business with pleasure. But the secrets Brendon’s keeping intrigue Spencer, and his naivety has caught Spencer off guard. He’s entranced with the little muffin cupcake shop and his neighbour Jon’s coffee shop. What’s happened to him? He’s being ridiculous! The Christmas-coated town has gone to his head. Spencer’s best friend, literary critic Ryan Ross, thinks that the small-town boy has unlocked the city slicker’s heart.*




A Time and a Place

Brendon really likes Bruges.*




Sweet Confessions Underneath His Tongue

Ray Kowalski is undercover, just not like everybody thinks.*




Family Portrait

An AU where Ray Kowalski meets and falls in love with Constable Benton Fraser.*




The Perils Series

Rays sets out to find Fraser in the Territories post COTW for a second chance. He finds Fraser, mayhem, and a villain named Whiplash.*




Committment

Just what it says.*




Sea Change

In which Fraser wins a raffle, Ray doubts his instincts, and Dief is barely mentioned.*




The Graph Story

Ray is not actually graphing the history of his relationship with Fraser. That would be pathetic, and Ray is not pathetic. But if he was graphing it, even just in his own stressed-out, messed-up brain, it might look something like this.*




Q & A

Partners means sharing.*




It Might Be Instamatic

On Tuesday, Bob woke up four years old.*




Calenture

And here they are, swinging down the side of a mountain at roughly the speed of goddamn, at what-the-fuck? o’clock in the morning, and Brendon doesn’t understand how sleeping could possibly be better than this.*




Heavy Connection

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact…yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard’s shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.*




Along the Wire

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he’s totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he’d see just how badass Bob totally is. *




Bandswap

It wasn’t like he didn’t know these guys; not like he hadn’t spent weeks practically living in their back pockets during Warped. It was just… There was a difference between the screaming chaos that was a tour and this. Patrick took a deep breath, pulled his hat down, and knocked on the door of the bus.*




Courtship in 4/4 Time

Brendon doesn’t know what wakes him up. The bus is still moving and it looks dark beyond the two inch gap left between his curtain and the wall. But something woke him up, so he lays still and listens. He can just hear the tinny sound of Jon’s ipod above him, and Ryan’s rustling around in his bunk. He hears a high-pitched squeak, a low laugh, and then “shhh.” Oh, right, Keltie’s with them.*




anon_lovefest: post #69

“This would be so much easier if you’d just be you, you know.”*




Close Enough For True

If you wanted to, if you were so inclined, you could place the blame squarely on William – in fact, William himself would be eager to accept it, if only because the story ended so well – but in the beginning, in the beginning, if you blamed William, you would not, actually, be correct.*




Get Your Jock Off My Radio

Spencer and Ryan host a late night radio show.*




There Should Be A Name For Something Like This

“Hypothetically speaking-”*




Just Another

Spencer wishes he remembered the actual getting married part of marrying Brendon.*




In a Heartbeat

Brendon Urie is the newest addition to Pete Wentz’s Decaydance music label, and Spencer Smith is Pete’s most trusted assistant. After Pete turns Spencer’s carefully laid plans for Brendon’s publicity upside down at the last minute, Brendon and Spencer are left hiding out at Pete’s villa for the weekend.*




You Can Sit Beside Me When the World Comes Down

Spencer had barely even heard of rugby when he tried out for the team. It was just a way of killing time until Ryan was done with his stupid school magazine. Helping Ryan sift through the lame emo poetry submissions was only funny the first few times. But their west-coast prep school doesn’t play soccer or football, so the rugby team turns out to be the coolest thing around, and suddenly Spencer’s the school’s most popular player. Then Spencer meets Brendon, and everything changes.*




With Every Beat of My Heart

Logan finds insight into what he’s lost and how to approach what he could gain.*




Skeptics and Lovebugs

The Jonas family is well known for their purity rings and religious views, and it’s good to see that it hasn’t prevented Kevin from denying who he is. This magazine is behind you 100%, Kevin Jonas, and wish you and Mike Carden a happy marriage!*




Breathing’s Just a Rhythm

“Word on the street is that you’re bearing the fruit of my good friend’s loins.” William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.*




What Happens In Vegas

Mike Carden, the unlikeliest fanboy.*




Accidentally I Do

“I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says. “I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.*




Pluck All Your Silly Strings

It begins with Spencer sitting in his boxers and an old t-shirt in their kitchen, drinking a cup of coffee and frowning over some paperwork. “Fucking math,” he grouses, tapping one bare foot against the floorboards. Brendon is pretty fond of their floorboards; he’s not a crazy interior decorator, like some people, but he likes to think he has a certain touch.*




Any Other Word

He’s glad he didn’t know about William’s questionable lifestyle choice before they met, because he’d had this vision in his head of what Shakespearean actors were like, and frankly he wanted nothing to do with those weirdos.*




Mental Scrapbook

Memory is an odd thing. The day to day bullshit slowly fades away until it leaves nothing behind but a vague “emotional” tone or color. A feeling. However, every now and then certain details, usually surrounding *intense* emotional times, stay crystal clear, etched into our minds like snapshots. Virtual photographs forever frozen in time, locked away inside of our heads.




I’m the Invisible Man

Mike shrugged, and why couldn’t Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his Disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.*




In Which Frank is a Lip Virgin Who Can Drive

“Dude,” Gabe hollers, his voice barely rising above the din in the background. “Can you pick me up?”*




Stuck In a Closet

Kevin hasn’t seen Mike in over a month, and maybe he’s a little bit annoying. So maybe his brothers and Bill lock him and Mike in a closet.*




Revival

Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”*




Bust Your Move

Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.*




The Scene Isn’t What’s It’s Been

Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike *isn’t wearing pants.*




Build Your House, Call Me Home

William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame John.*




In the Movement

“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”* Follows Dancing Goes All Night.




NINJA

“We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks,” Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.*




Never Needed It Now So Much

“Um.” Kevin twists his fingers together and tries to think of a non-pathetic way to beg Carden not to kill and eat him. He’d totally be gamey and, like, like—juicy and tender, *oh sweet baby Jesus*, who the heck is he kidding? Kevin would be *delicious*, he’s all solid and active and healthy and stuff, it’s like his mom’s been feeding him up for years and years for this exact moment. Have another apple, son, someday a scary-intense, super hot guy is going to *eat you alive*.*




Mise En Place

Brendon doesn’t like cheeseburgers.*




The Walking Wounded (those who travel fast and alone)

Pete and Brendon swap houses after break-ups. The Holiday AU.*




The Magic Friend Band

The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon’s Magic Friend Band.*




The Saddle Club

There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony Murray.*




Stump’s Eleven

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he’ll need some friends to help him out.*




Employee of the Month

When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.*




Where the Heart Is

In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (Although not becasue of Gerard. This time.)* Follows the Beat That My Heart Skipped.




The Beat That My Heart Skipped

Umbrella Academy Cakes is known all over the Tri-State area for its fantastic and realistic custom cakes. What goes on inside the bakery is almost as complicated as the culinary art Gerard and his team produce. Ace of Cakes!AU*




Baby, I’m Gonna Make You Mine

That’s what I think of when you say ‘snakes on a plane’. I think of unplanned pregnancies.*




The Gift Is In the Giving

Harry looked at himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair looked like a rats nest or if it looked like he’d spent ages trying to arrange it.*




Some Kind of Magic

Mike doesn’t know what to make of the scene in his backyard.*




If There’s Such a Thing As Love

Spencer Smith has the ultimate playboy lifestyle, moving from one hot person to the next. So why would he want Brendon, his dorky friend who loves him from afar? Spencer needs a convenient spouse — and Brendon is his first choice. Shocked at Spencer’s proposal, Brendon has doubts about the crazy plan — until Spencer gives him a taste of just how hot they can be together.*




Where the Heart Is

In which Valentine’s Day comes and goes and something finally explodes (although not because of Gerard. This time.)* Follows The Beat That My Heart Skipped.




Contributions for Productivity

William is against it.*




Regulation

Again, Gabe has managed to fall asleep. It’s a miracle, he thinks, and he’s having a fabulous dream about William, naked, with a Cobra hanging from his neck, when he feels something poking at his head. He slowly opens his eyes to meet the deer-in-the-headlights face of William Beckett. He says, “Um?*




You Sound Like a Rainbow

Usually, when William comes, Gabe’s vision fills with bursts of robin’s egg blue. But when Gabe really works for it, really makes William feel it, sometimes focusing so much on his lover that he himself never reaches climax, William comes and Gabe sees rainbow. William comes hard and his voice can’t pick a key, ranging from high to low as he whimpers and moans and it’s all so musical that Gabe can hardly breathe and he ends up coming anyway.*




That’ll Give You Bees

Jensen is a hot-shot Hollywood actor, and Jared owns a pet shop in San Antonio. What happens when two completely different worlds literally collide?*




Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We’re Dating

When Pete Wentz throws a Halloween party, he doesn’t just set out some pumpkins and peeled grapes. After due consideration and some time with the other guests (for values of ‘other guests’ that mean ‘Mike Carden’), Kevin is glad.*




The Padildo ‘Verse

This is the fic that began with Jared making a dildo clone out of his dick and then it grew…. almost plotty.*




You Just Fall

A Spike look-a-like shows up at the University of Sunnydale, and Buffy is sent to Mexico to find the real one.*




The Trash ‘Verse

Jared is a garbage man and Jensen has a lot of trash. Jared meets some of Jensen’s friends.*




This Fragile Heart

Written for the abouttwoboys fic challenge. The movie I claimed was Return to Me. While this is not a word-for-word scene-for-scene retelling of the film (because I just think that would be boring, you could just rent the movie!) the main plot is still the same, and so is some of the dialogue.*




Days of Our Lives

Jensen and Jared take things outside.*




Can’t Fight This Feeling

Jensen Ackles moves to New York to fulfill his life long dream of becoming a songwriter, but achieving his dream isn’t as easy as he thought, and a chance meeting with the mysterious Jared Padalecki makes him wonder if he should have been dreaming of something else all along.*




My Problem Is You Make Me Melt

Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. Loosely based on the movie She’s All That.*




Six Chords and a Love Song

“Don’t you want more than this?”*




Don’t Stop ‘Til it Feels Like Whoa

Spencer glares at Ryan, who is slowly turning purple and clutching the table to hold himself up, his body shaking with laughter, and decides that he really, really needs a new best friend.*




Love and Fishing

Set in the ficticious Californian town of Angel Bay. Jensen, a season cynic who believes that love is nothing more than a prison sentence, meets Jared, a hopeless romantic who still believes in the good of mankind.*




Always By the Book, The Morning After

Jensen, as it turned out, was not a morning person.* A continuation of Always By the Book.




Stupidly In Love

Jared and Jensen are the best of friends, but Jensen’s got a secret he hasn’t told Jared about.*




I Sing For You

When Jared finds himself at Camp Ovation for the summer, a musical refuge for talented misfits, he gets a whole lot of drama. But then there’s Jensen, his roommate, who may become something more.*




Falling Over(Board) For You

J2 – based on Kurl Russell and Goldie Hawn’s film Overboard.*




Stretch Right Up and Touch the Sky

Jared’s life changed forever the day Jensen transferred to his school two years ago. It must have been destiny that brought them together because Jensen was without a doubt mean to be his forever soulmate and the love of his life. Too bad Jensen has no idea Jared even existed.*




Butterfly Kisses

Jared’s face is smashed up against the side of Jensen’s shoulder, and he might be drooling a little. His mind is dancing in that hazy place between dreaming and awake when he suddenly feels eyes on him.*




Manny and the Beast, or A Tale of Two Nannies (Only One of Which We Care About), or Jensen, the Lonely Goatherd

Back when he first put his resume up with the agency during his first few weeks of college, even though he maybe should’ve been studying for exams and revising his final papers, Jared read The Nanny Diaries to get some idea of what he was getting himself into. It seemed like a really shit job, he thought, half babysitter, half beleaguered PA, but he didn’t really have anything else going on and there wasn’t much call for kids with degrees in philosophy with minors in Latin in the commercial job market, so nannying it was.*




The Tour ‘Verse

Basically Chris and Steve have a band (nothing new there), Jensen is their little music geek, Jared is the band’s bodyguard and Jeff is their bus driver. They all live together on their tour bus and their life really isn’t as good and simple as everyone thinks it is.*




You Made My House a Home

When Jensen Ackles is hired to fix heartbroken writer, Jared Padalecki’s house, the carpenter ends up fixing a lot more than that.*




Nothing Without You

Jared’s an up-and-coming actor who just scored a TV series. His co-star, Jensen Ackles, is a newly discovered talent, straight out of Texas. The seemingly mismatched pair are perfect together. But not everyone is happy about their chemistry – and no one is more unhappy than the president of the CW herself.*




Smooth

Hiatus is almost over, and Jared and Jensen need to get ready.*




Business and Pleasure

Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore.*




Operation Gigalo

Objective: To stop Jared Padalecki’s feuding parents from filing for divorce. Approach: Introduce a tattooed, leather-wearing hell-raiser as their prospective son-in-law. The man for the job: Jensen Ackles. Jared’s parents would join forces to save him – Jared was sure of it.*




Pancakes!

Thinking back now, he should have realized any relationship built on sex that left him nearly catatonic was only going to drive them all to an early grave.*




Wonder of My World

Something’s wrong with Jensen, and he makes a point to not tell Jared what it is. But when Jared finds out anyways, his reaction surprises even Jared himself.*




The Domesticated ‘Verse

Jared’s idea of a party disagrees with Jensen’s and calls it a sissy.*




Sex Therapy With Dr. Ackles

What if… Jensen is a sex therapist and Jared is his client after repeatedly failing to get it up for his girlfriend. Of course, they soon discover that Jared has been looking at the entirely wrong bottom… copius amounts of sex follows, after all, Jensen has a lot to teach him.*




Layover

Orlando and Viggo get stuck together while snow is falling.*




The Top Secret ‘Verse

Jared is a massage therapist, known for his healing techniques in cases of temporary paralysis. Jensen is a famous dancer who needs more than just physical healing after he suffers a life-altering accident.*




Aunty Miranda

Sometimes, all it takes to change a situation is a fresh perspective.*




What You Feel Is What I Feel For You

In almost 40 episodes, he and I have come at each other one time, and that was just because we were super tired and super strung-out. Immediately following, I went into his trailer, it was squashed, we gave each other a hug, and it was done.*




Fragile

It’s the toughest work Jensen’s ever done.*




Mr. Right Next Door

Small-town middle school teacher Jared Padalecki had falled for a criminal while on a cruise, without a clue who she really was. Now he was home, waiting for her to contact him again, and undercover cop Jensen Ackles’ job was to track Padalecki’s every move.*




Turn Around and Touch the Sky

The knock on the door jolted him a little – he’d just been winding down, maybe dozing a bit – and he stumbled a little on his way to answer it. He couldn’t have been more surprised to see his visitor.*




With this Ring

Jensen and Jared get married.*




Little Bottles

Jensen has a few problems, and Jared has a few coping methods.*




Waiting For My Real Life to Begin ‘Verse

His freshman year of college, Jared has roommate troubles.*




Sticks and Stones

Jared gets hurt and Jensen takes care of him.*




And the Rest, As They Say, Is History

Struggling actor Jensen takes a job as big-shot movie star Jared Padalecki’s dogsitter. And the rest, as they say, is history.*




Jensen 4.1

On his way to sit his final exam, Jared comes across an escaped genetically engineered, injured man who soon turns his ordinary life upside down.*




Something To Think About

Here he was, in the backseat of a cab and inching along through a traffic jam back to his apartment, and he was not thinking about it.*




Re-Cast

Jensen stopped acting in 2ooo. He still runs into Jared.*




The Love Shack ‘Verse

Jared gets a job at Hollywood Video and ends up falling for his manager.*




In a Brand New West

Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome – until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki.*




Glitter Boy Machines

Love is amusement parks.*




Smile For Me, Baby

The thing about Jared is he likes a good challenge. He likes to be good at everything he does, and he loves to win. So when he starts to notice the difficulty in making Jensen Ackles grin like a damn Cheshire cat, he takes it as a personal test, a dare that he just can’t say no to.*




Private Tutor

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she’s used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason?*




Reality Minus Expectations

When it comes to Aspen’s social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town’s newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own to take away the sting.*




Making the Cut

When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends?*




Library Rendezvous

Two strangers, three months of flirting, one night of passion leading to a forever.*




The Cannabean Betrothal

Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life.*




May It Be

Trina asks Veronica for a small… okay, large favor.*




Holding Out For You

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It’s a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again.*




Rhapsody

A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other?*




The Artist in the Ambulance

While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance?*




Marriage Is a Rocky Road

Veronica woke from a light doze to feel the mattress shifting beneath her stiff, cramped body.*




Survivors

School resumes in the fall.*




Unbreak Broken

Oh, he’s a sneaky one, he is.*




Eat Your Heart Out, Ernest Hemingway

Immortal presence hit him.*




Fearless Heart

Duncan woke slowly, fighting consciousness every step of the way.*




The Cookie Story

Duncan paused as he raised his hand to knock on the door.*




Overboard

A modern fairytale of Heero Yuy, a builder, struggling to make a living, and for custody of his five young, orphaned nephews. When rich tourist Duo Maxwell sails into Darke’s Cove, he is the answer to all of Heero’s prayers. In more ways than one.*




Coffee Shop Encounters

How different would the G-boys lives be if they were never soliders and met up in college?*




Endless Summer

Heero and Duo in Hawaii. Surfing.*




Falling Sideways

Methinks they doth protest too much.*




Bonds of Love

Denied his betrothed and deemed a traitor to the crown, Heero is sent into hiding and thought to be dead. But he comes back to claim his bride, only instead of the sweet maiden he expected, he finds his hands full of a feisty Duo. His friend, Wufei, offers to take the burden off his hands, but Heero is already falling whether he likes it or not.*




Things That Never Happened Between Bones & Booth

A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*




Safest Place to Hide

Sam is the new kid at school again, already seen as a geek by most of the school’s population. If they only knew he was dating the hot new mechanic that everybody can’t stop talking about and lusting after.*




If You Answered Mostly C

Dean waits in the waiting room and does waiting room things, such as angsting and reading Cosmo and anthropomorphizing chairs and failing to recognize that the universe is trying to tell him something.*




Miss Winchester’s Unsuitable Suitor

In which Miss Samantha Winchester, in order to escape an unwanted suitor and reunite with her beloved brother (who has been at sea fighting Napoleon for the past four years), travels to London in the company of Mrs. Ellen Harvelle and her daughter Jo, and has a number of adventures.*




Snapshot

Firstly, post-finale, I went desperately looking for some nice, happy, goofy and domestic Logan/Veronica. You know how much I found? None at all! Woe!  So…*




Controlled Burn

Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and got hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire.*




Nothin’s Fair in Love or High School

Frank can deal with being a loser in high school, but he’d kind of like to stop being a loser who’s in love with his best friend, thanks.*




The Sixth Day

It all started with Rodney’s nipples.*




A Better Fate

Rodney looked out the window.*




Things That Never Happened Between Bones & Booth

A series of one-shots in response to the 5 Things That Never Happened challenge. Each chapter covers something that didn’t happen between Booth and Brennan, but could have.*




Elaisias

Buffy, Spike, Willow, and Angel get sucked into a computer game.*




Father

Yohji nuzzled his head into Ran’s lap, his eyes fluttering closed with pleasure as Ran’s fingers threaded through his hair.* From the Ronin series.




The Blind Leading the Bands

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.*




Tiding of Comfort and Joy

In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.*




The Port Angeles Players

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”. Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Is it curtains-up on love?*




Lost and Found

Bella is now a teacher at Forks HS. What old and new friends will she find? What happens when she is reunited with an old crush? A realistic look of life, love, and the pursuit of happiness. Is true love only found in fairytales?*




When You Know It’s Meant To Be

In which Kevin realizes Mike is his Disney princess, and Mike realizes Kevin would look hot naked.*




Bad Moon Rising

Dean has been in an awful mood for a while. Sam wonders why.*




Take Me With You

Sam is unaware of Dean’s feelings for him when he asks him to come with him to Stanford. Dean has to figure out how to tell Sam the truth and deal with a furious John.*




Screaming the Secrets We’ve Shared

Dean chalks everything up to Sam’s rebelliion. Never good at taking orders, his brother keeps finding ways to get attention from the family. Everything happens in backwards.*




Untitled (A Stanford Fic)

So, it’s all over and Sam’s looking back at what he wanted to be. Dean’s looking forward trying to make up his mind.*




His Peace

And somewhere between the bathroom door and where Sam laid on the bed, Dean began to realize that feelings probably weren’t meant to be dealt with in the same way as monsters and spirits.*




Ricochet

It’s been two weeks since Fort Douglas, and Dean still struggles to stay awake each night to watch over Sammy.* Prequel to Recoil.




Recoil

The Winchesters deal with the thing in Sammy’s closet.* Part one of the series.




The Other Side of the Aftermath of the Phantom Traveler

The first thing that registered was the noise coming from somewhere in the neighborhood of Dean’s bed, this whimpery little nn nnn! noise that mean whatever he was dreaming about was either really awesome, or really horrible.* I totally made up this title myself because it was untitled and I needed to call it something.




The Aftermath of the Phantom Traveler

Dean thinks maybe, maybe, he could manage to scream a little more.*




Tawdry

Remake of the movie Pillow Talk but with Jared and Jensen in the spotlight.*




The Art of Shutting Up

Derek Morgan is an expert at keeping his mouth shut. Except when it comes to Spencer Reid.*




It’s All In the Numbers (1-10)

10 snapshots in the life of Morgan and Reid.*




It’s All In the Numbers (11-20)

10 more snapshots in the life of Morgan and Reid.*




Things That Have Been Found

“It’s so cute how he wants his first official holiday with the captain to go so well.”*




Comprehension

Five things it takes Spencer Reid too long to notice about Derek Morgan- and one he notices immediately. Or, five snapshots of a slowly developing relationship.*




Sweet Home Texas

Based on the movie Sweet Home Alabama.*




Matrimony with His Majesty

A Texas cop saves the life of the king of Montovia and is rewarded.*




Summer Camp Derek

The twins have joined Derek and Spencer for a week of fun.* Sequel to And Guest.




Pay Day

Reid knows he’s gifted, but it isn’t until Morgan comes along that he really feels it.*




Attracting Angel Cheeks

Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help.*




Your Way Around

The case with NCIS should have been simple.*




The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid

Morgan’s family has been curious about this Doctor Reid. *




When Derek Morgan Babbled About Doctor Spencer Reid

Derek’s family finally meets the famous Spencer Reid.* Sequel to The Babbling of Derek Morgan on Doctor Spencer Reid.




This Time

Jim is hurt when Spock won’t meld with him, but Spock doesn’t realize it at first.*




Kinda Cute

“Honestly, Reid. You’re just the kind of person that makes me wanna adopt you and force feed you chocolate.”*




Dinner and a Movie

Their first date is kind of an accident.*




If It’s Worth Saving Me

With the eclipse behind them DG finds that life as a Princess isn’t all the fairytales made it out to be. Weighed down by rules, duty and loneliness, can the unlikely friendship of a certain Tin man make her feel that ‘there’s no place like home’ again?*




Guardian

At a ball held to honor the heroes of the double eclipse, Cain receives the most important appointment of his life: to protect and defend the princesses of the O.Z.*




With Music

DG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her until his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.*




Home

For a Princess and a Tin Man, the most important adventure to come may lie in discovering where their hearts truly belong.*




Obvious

It was perfectly obvious to everyone else.*




Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin

Series of ficlets on what could have been.*




Every Hug

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. “You’re alive” he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.*




Accusations

When Kirk is unable to defend himself against unfounded accusations, Spock steps in to show why you should never mess with a Vulcan—especially one who doesn’t mind occasionally insulting his superiors.*




Sestina

Space is a tough place to be without your friends. This will start slowly before a crisis strikes and the crew of the Enterprise will be forced to risk everything to save their Captain.*




Verbal Jump-Rope

At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. This is how he does it.

In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.*




Great Expectations

Jim is determined not to enjoy Christmas, but his lover is just as determined to change that.*




Bragging Rights

Two and a half years into his time at Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk meets Lieutenant-Commander Spock, and the sparks begin to fly.




The Vulcan Ruse

His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution.*




Eternity

Kirk and Spock have chosen to spend their lives together as life mates. However, it seems fate is determined to keep them apart. Will their love conquer all? Or will life’s many curve balls do them in?* Sequel to Complexity.




Complexity

Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was…except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple?*




Must Love Quidditch

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he’s found his perfect match. Will the bond they’ve forged survive after their identities are revealed?*




Improbability

The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.*




Inevitability

Companion piece to ‘Improbability’, told from Spock’s POV. “He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually — it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data.”*




Incongruent

It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.*




Infatuation

Jim could only look up at Spock, wide-eyed, and ask, “What?”*




O Lado Escuro de Amor

5 times the situation was unsettling when Jim said ‘I love you’, and 1 time when it was more…relaxed.*




Vulcans Are Fangirls Too

James T. Kirk, captain, scientist, and misunderstood genius. Spock writes to the reclusive scientist only he doesn’t know it’s Jim.*




Feathers Everywhere But It’s Fine

Mike is an angry 17 year old who’s been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William’s place, he’s startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.*




These Fevered Dreams

It’s the day after the events in This Rebellious Nature and Spock is suffering the consequences of his impulsive actions.*




This Rebellious Nature

Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope.*




Symptomatic

“Doctor, I am not significantly inhibited by this virus, nor am I contagious. Despite my appearance I assure you I am entirely capable of reporting to the bridge for my shift.”*




Reception

Captain Kirk’s crew still has the ability to surprise him.*




Five Times Jim Kirk Was Cockblocked By His Son; 1 Time He Wasn’t

It was only a matter of months into his new captaincy when James T. Kirk, once again, set a new Starfleet record. He was pregnant and undeniably so, if the blinking tricorder and Bones’s ashen expression was any indication.*




As Morning Shows the Day

Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he’s not around. (Or, you know, switched).*




A Level Course and True

Spock is experiencing an unsettling emotional response in the wake recent events, but the very last thing that could possibly improve the situation is a late-night confrontation with James T. Kirk.*




The Native

The relationship that started it all – Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her.*




Secrets

“We definitely didn’t bring enough beer for this conversation.”*




So Wise We Grow

“Commander Spock, we have located your son,” the Vulcan lady on the screen says, which would be great, except Jim can tell by the look on Spock’s face that he’s never heard of this kid before in his life. “If it is expedient, the child will be sent to join you on the Enterprise within the week.”*




First Contact

A false accusation at Starfleet Academy brings Jim & Spock together.*




Baby Spock and Nice!Sarek

I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can’t stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.*




A Thousand Words

Spock is an artist who turned down a place in the Vulcan Science academy in favor of becoming an art professor on Earth. Kirk is struggling to make ends meet while trying to save up for art school. When they meet, Spock offers Kirk a way into the school of his dreams.*




Vulcan Pox, or Jim Kirk, Single Father Extraordinaire

A gift!fic for a most lovely, lovely Anonymous (Anon knows why!). Their prompt was: Even though Spock has a super-duper immune system, he somehow comes down with a human chicken pox and it hits him pretty hard. Feeling crappy and fighting the urge to scratch strain his Vulcan control, and he gets a bit cranky (more so than usual). Kirk to the rescue to stop him from scratching and to keep the crew from teasing his Vulcan.




Give It Up

“Oh, no,” Zach deadpans, feigning an exaggerated look of horror, “you found my stash of kinky sex paraphernalia. Whatever will I do.” He rolls his eyes. “Seriously, you read sex into everything; it’s pathological. They’re for shaving.” He goes back to what’s probably the New York Times, then looks up again and adds pointedly, “For shaving facial hair.” *




Mind Over Matter

Kirk/Spock: unrequited love. Angst with a happy ending. *




Yellow Light

Basically, Zach/Chris, slow romance … they don’t fuck on the first date.*




Repertoire

Chris feels that Zach is lacking something in his sexual repertoire and enlists Zoe to help him out.*




Eleven Conversations About One Thing

The fact is that Chris has exactly two levels of interpersonal boundaries: 1) the Great Wall of China and 2) nothing. *




Smart!Kirk

So everyone knows Kirk’s a genius, right? Well, knowing and believing are two different things. And that pisses off the crew, who wouldn’t be alive without Kirk’s brand of intelligence and they love him, trouble magnet that he is and all. Kirk, of course, finds it pragmatic if other people don’t believe it (he likes being underestimated) but really doesn’t care one way or the other.

So to the prompt: ?# (anon’s decision) times a member of the crew did something to show off Kirk’s genius to the rest of Star Fleet (like Rand or Uhura presenting Kirk reports in various languages and him writing them in the same and sending it off to SF; Scotty not dumbing down the engineering lingo and asking for Kirk’s input to be sent off to SF for approval and their engineers are WTF? etc etc) and one time they didn’t have to.*




My Heart Burns for You

Four years have passed since the end of the war, but as they meet again and encounter many things Zuko and Katara realize that what their hearts truly burn for is for one another. Can they love each other knowing they’ll hurt those that love them?*




The Truth Is Sexy

“Now listen. I know you don’t think of yourself as a famous person, but news flash, non-famous people don’t get invited to things by Lady Gaga, so do me a favor and pretend you’re a normal celebrity, just for tonight, okay?” from a prompt at aianonlovefest.*




You Can Lead a Parker to Water, But You Can’t Keep Her From Blowing Up the Stream

You’d think by now they’d realize that Parker just doesn’t think the way they do.*




Hope Whispers “Try it one more time”

Kris moves in with Adam, Adam is as dumb as a stump and his gaydar is still broken.*




Find Your Way Home

The one where Mama Allen finally steps in because really, the boys are just being silly.*




The Cleverness of Me

In which Kirk lives out a space romcom.*




Girl, You’re Like a Weird Vacation

It takes a lot of persuading to get “Spock” and “shore leave” to interact on any meaningful level.*




Bitch, PLEASE

Chris muses a little, banters a lot with Zach on a Saturday morning.*




Transcendence

Once upon a time, I put two kinks on [info]trek_rpf_kink, and [info]smutjunkie wrote Buch Dich in response to them, in which a) Zach has a photography kink and b) Zach spews helpless dirty talk. I was so entirely delighted with her story that I sequeled it, and this is the result.*




A Passage That Sings

The one where Chris has stupid glasses and a lot of paperbacks, Zach knows too much for his own good, there are at least two lap dances, and everybody wants to sleep with Dorothy Parker. “Quinto Mad Libs,” Cho says. “My date was: mean adjective, meaner adjective, devastating five-syllable mean adjective.”*




Dr. and Mrs. Princess Whitelaw

Inspired by screamlet’s excellent First Date, after which leupagus hypothesized that Chris Pine was thisclose to giving it all up and going back to Berkeley to teach English literary theory. Screamlet, bless her heart, didn’t call the police.*




An Abundance of Talent

Fifteen of Jim’s secret talents that came in handy on missions, and one time it was just for fun.*




Both Ways At Once

Pavel Chekov and Hikaru Sulu are the best of friends. Are the new feelings they’re discovering for one another worth risking their friendships?* This story runs parallel to the story “Sestina” by the same author. Read the first 19 chapters of this one, and then switch to Sestina and then come back here for the rest. So, so amazing.




Operation: Seduce Spock

“Oh, for God’s sake, Jim,” McCoy said, every word dripping with exasperation, “this has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard, and that’s saying something when it’s coming from you!”*




On a Clear Day

April 12th, 2000.

Dear Mr Potter,

You are cordially invited to the Twentieth Annual Charity Gala for the War Orphans Trust, which will be held at Malfoy Manor on May 25th, 2000. As I am sure you know, this is a very important event on the charity calendar, and it would give the W.O.T. great pleasure if you would attend as our guest of honour.

Your speedy reply is greatly appreciated.

Yours Sincerely,

D. A. Malfoy, Vice President, W.O.T.*




All or Nothing

In spite of all their differences, Sesshoumaru and Kagome discover common ground… on the ice. A whirlwind romance of the Olympic variety.*




Unspoiled

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time.*




A Girl Like Jim

After a problem involving pheromones and the transporter, Jim has been turned into a girl. How will he deal with his new body, a new outlook, and a certain monthly gift do you suppose? How will the rest of the crew?*




Not Less of Love

The war changed everyone. Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Is it just Harry’s imagination, or is his worst enemy harbouring a secret? Harry finds out about Draco’s new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it’s not really up to him.*




Dancing With Scissors

Kagome’s niece is left orphaned by a tragic car wreck, leaving Kagome to raise her alone. Or so she thought…help comes from an unexpected source, Sesshoumaru.*




The Syndrome

Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply ‘The Syndrome’.*




Vulcan Catnip

Jim’s mind is most dynamic – and as the Vulcan debate team finds out, it is most pleasurable to meld with him. Too bad for them, Spock is not anywhere near willing to share (Jim is his, even if the human does not know it yet).*




I See You

A mission gone wrong brings a chance for a new life as a newly blinded Jim and his caretaker Spock head to a recuperation facility in the mountains of Montana. It is there that Spock finally makes the move, and Jim learns to see anew.*




Little Thief

When Leon’s still suffering from the dragon’s attack several months later, Merlin is anxious to help. Meanwhile Arthur goes hunting, Merlin dabbles in things that he shouldn’t, and they find themselves on a quest with an unusual companion….*




Crash Into Me

At the end of their first year of university Arthur decides to take Merlin on a road trip, and holds on to the hope that before it’s over they’ll be more than just friends. Morgana decides she and Gwen are going to come along, and Merlin and Gwen decide they’re both insane. Along the (admittedly short) road to true love there are roller coasters, flat tires, chocolate, sheep, pillow fights, food fights, keychains, and memories that will last a lifetime. *




The Colour of Cartoon Sunshine

As filming for the second series draws to a close, Colin thinks his biggest problem is evading one of Bradley’s goodbye hugs. It isn’t. It’s that he’s about to do something that’s fourteen different kinds of stupid: fall in love. *




Going Out, Or Something

Bradley takes Colin on a date. Colin thinks he might be a giant space lizard.*




The Middle of Nowhere, Wales

On the way back from their roadtrip around Wales, the boys encounter a rain apocalypse. Colin makes a playlist to die to, KitKats get squashed, Bradley changes his name to Margaret, and they find out exactly how much room there isn’t in the back of a rented Ford Focus.*




Things We Don’t Say

Jim and Spock go winter camping during shore leave.*




Things Left Unsaid

In which Colin is deaf and Bradley is sort of madly in love with him.*




Something Kind of Wonderful

In which Colin has writer’s block, Katie is helpful, Bradley makes coffee, Angel is awesome, and along the way something kind of wonderful happens.*




Untitled

Colin breaks his hand.* Second in the deaf!Colin ‘verse.*




The Tournament of All Magicks

Merlin is invited to compete in a tournament of magic. Sure, he’d like to become the champion of all Albion, but first he has to get past giant creatures, a seductive sorceress, and the crown prince of Camelot.*




Notting Hill

Can the most famous film star in the world fall for just an ordinary (well, kind of) guy?*




Pendragons Are NOT the Only Fruit

Merlin was adopted as a baby – he’s always known that – but when he turned twenty he found he had a half-sister: the feisty and sort of scary Morgana. Merlin moved to sleepy Camelot to be closer to her, settling into life as a mild-mannered greengrocer, catering to his passion for in-season fruits and vegetables. To make things even better, Morgana’s adoptive brother is coming back from America and Merlin will get a brother too! Life is pretty peachy. But… Arthur Pendragon is not at all what Merlin had expected. He’s arrogant, funny, beautiful – he completely flummoxes Merlin at every turn. But really, Merlin doesn’t think his new sort of maybe not brother person is hot. That would we weird, right?*




The Stupidest of Ideas

Working in the theatre was not what Bradley had pictured himself doing. Cue a little play called “Merlin”, and the nine months that changed his life. Playing Arthur Pendragon made sense. That Bradley found a new family, and Colin, in the process was just a bonus.*




Wanted: A Christmas Tree

Zach wants to do something very special and entirely unexpected for Chris’s birthday. This requires a Christmas tree. In August. Wackiness ensues.*




These Private Hours

During the day, King Arthur and Court Sorcerer Merlin belong to the world. In the time between first and second sleep, they belong to each other. Originally for the kinkmeme prompt: Arthur/Merlin, segmented sleep http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segmented_sleep [the relevant bit from Wikipedia: Segmented sleep, divided sleep, bimodal sleep pattern and interrupted sleep are modern Western terms for a polyphasic or biphasic sleep pattern found in medieval and early modern Europe and many non-industrialised societies today, where the night's sleep is divided by one or more periods of wakefulness.] *




No Business Like Show Business

Modern AU. They’re both voice actors for a show where their characters are in love/in a relationship/sleeping together but they’ve never met. They meet at a press function or passing each other in the studio and find that life imitates art.*




I Think I’m In Love With My Radio

I’d love it if Arthur had a sort of cause into it and wasn’t simply suddenly stalkerish. Example scenario: Arthur is a sport reporter that always has gorgeous and sensual pictures of athletic figures. After he reports a case of another stalker being caught, he goes “now, that one’s a sport I never looked into. As it happens, a Hot Guy caught my attention a while ago, so for the sake of Science I’ll try to stalk him for two weeks and report to you, faithful readers, my observations. [poll: Will I get embarrassingly caught? Yes No As Long As you Give us Pictures ticky!]*




Magic Wielding Foes of Camelot Really Just Want Arthur and Merlin to Get Naked

Arthur/Merlin, he wakes up naked, sticky, and with a cock still inside of him. Bonus points for temporary amnesia!
Arthur/Merlin, Arthur accidentally ingests a poison/potion that makes him almost uncontrollably horny
Arthur/Merlin, aware of being under a love spell, but helpless to its effects. (Like, say, for instance, Arthur manages to offend a sorceress, who in turn wants to teach him some humility and puts a spell on him to make him fall in love with Merlin (before running off cackling into the woods), and Arthur knows it’s a spell, but it doesn’t make it any easier for him not to want Merlin, or to resist any other of the spell’s effects. But, you know, could be Merlin under the spell, doesn’t matter to me. :D)*




To Have and To Hold

“So who are you going to marry?” Uther demanded.
“No idea, father,” Arthur replied.
Uther thwacked his glove loudly on the arm of the throne. “Then it’ll have to be Morgana!”
Arthur looked horrified. “Morgana – no way, father! I’d rather marry Merlin!”*




He Was Steeping

Arthur introduces Merlin to Gwen and Morgana for the first time (double date?) and they realise that he’s deaf. Half way through the date/day out Arthur starts signing to Merlin (because . . . the music gets too loud/feedback-y to use his hearing aids or something) and Gwen and Morgana are really impressed at how much dedication he’s putting into the relationship.*




Truly, Madly, Deeply

He’d offered to be a mentor, but he hadn’t really thought that through at the time. Now he’s accidentally outed Kris and he’s pretty sure the only way to make it up to him is to take him under his wing. Strictly in a mentor/mentee way, of course.*




Steady As She Goes

It sort of sneaks up on him, halfway through the train ride to Niagara Falls, during an innocuous moment when Parker casually props her feet up on an empty seat, her calf brushing his in the cramped space.*




The Reddest Stolen Cherries

He’s late, which is how he remembers later it was a Friday.*




Resolution Rush

As a New Year’s Resolution, Merlin and Gwen set forth on a year long journey to have one new experience per month. Along the way, they meet Arthur, Lance, Leon and Morgana.*




Where the Hurt Is

They were childhood/teenage sweethearts but Arthur’s family moved away (because Uther detested Merlin but Arthur doesn’t know this) and they promise to write. After Uther’s death Arthur finds all the letters from Merlin he never received. All the time he thought Merlin had forgotten him. Arthur seeks him out.*




ASL

Arthur meets Merlin at a Pride parade, and they manage to overcome their language barrier.*




Rub

Companion story to Sucked. You do NOT have to have read that story to understand this one- they overlap timelines. Derek becomes jealous over Spencer’s date with Tony DiNozzo.*




My Life Is An American Sitcom

Two secret relationships + one flat = a good dose of hilarity and a little bit of drama.*




Anything Worth Doing

Colin’s a baker who makes cupcakes by day, and takes care of his pet hedgehog by night (which sounds a lot more exciting than it is. Or scratch that. It doesn’t really sound all that exciting, now does it?) Well, that is until he falls in love with a clown (no, really – an actual guy dressed like a clown. A guy called Bradley.) After that Colin basically spends his days thinking about Bradley, and his nights thinking about Bradley some more. It’s still not all that exciting; but it’s really all the excitement Colin needs. * Okay, clowns. Adorable story, but I’m considering a new warning.




Concessions

Okay, so it had been really sweet of Kris the night of the finale, and Adam was not ashamed to admit it had made his sniffling inner thirteen-year-old girl feel a lot better at the time.*




Since We’ve Nowhere to Go

Derek and Spencer, snowbound.*




Between the Wish and the Thing

Gerard has been in love with his best friend and bandmate for years. It sucks. Especially because he’s convinced himself that Frank does not feel the same. But a series of events including a long overdue break from touring, gastroenterology specialists, a new puppy and a visit from a know-it-all brother and his smart-as-hell wife, make Gerard question his assumptions.*




Inside Outright

Arthur would probably have forgotten about him, looked away and maybe had one more drink before heading home because he rather desperately wanted to be curled up in bed with his cat, Sasha, watching Lost and drinking hot chocolate (absolutely no one knew of this ritual except, of course, Sasha, who had promised never to tell). But suddenly the guy opened his eyes and looked directly at Arthur, and something in Arthur felt total, final recognition. Whatever was in this skinny, awkward kid’s eyes was exactly what was inside Arthur– a deep-seated, unending loneliness, the knowledge that there could never be anybody who understood or wanted him.*




Arthur and the Real Boy

Merlin is an indie geek who works at a used books, cd and record store. (And by indie geek anon would like the whole stereotype. Listens to weird rock bands, read obscure books, big black framed glasses.)

Arthur is the average golden-boy-super-jock-perfect-preppy-soccer-captain. He sees Merlin somewhere and instantly starts going out of his way, going to Merlin’s store, reading his weird books and listening to his weird music just to impress him.*




Constant

A fill for this prompt at st_xi_kink: I can’t get enough of Spock!Prime calling Jim “James”. I especially can’t get enough of it if it’s sort of affectionate scolding.*




The Brilliant Find a Date for Kyouya Plan

Due to a HILARIOUS MISHAP, Tamaki thinks Haruhi is in love with Kyouya, and decides to hatch a brilliant plan to keep Kyouya from Haruhi and show Haruhi how fickle love is. But who is right for Kyouya, anyway? How much does Haruhi know? Why are the twins so smug? And where did the chalkboard in the garden come from? *




Keep Calm and Carry On

How Arthur Pendragon, Director of Communications for Prime Minister Gaius, and his assistant, Merlin Emrys, fell in love – a story in goldfish, cats, webcomics, cups of tea, and sharpies.*




??233/hy7 (The Series)

Beautifully Illogical has a series, you guys. Start there and READ THE WHOLE THING.




Love, Toast, and Post-It Notes

It was love at first sight, and Merlin knew it – when it came to the flat, that was. Merlin wasn’t anything like as clear about the man he was going to have to live with.*




The W Files

Zach respects Chris’ privacy – he does, really – but it seems that Chris barely respects Chris’ privacy. Why else would he have a folder under “Downloads” on his hard drive labeled “WANK”? *




False Starts and Man-to-Man Coverage

David Archuleta discovers a few new interests at college.*




Wherever You Will Be (That’s Where I’ll Call Home)

People you kiss in an airport baggage claim and then don’t talk to for thirteen months shouldn’t be able to exist, let alone make your chest do the things Arthur’s chest is doing. There are rules.*




Genie In the Closet

“Humans do not come with the Fae’s built-in ability to recognize True Love, in fact they are likely to crap a Good Thing in the face. (Observe: Not literally, there is no need to keep wet wipes and sanitizers handy.) If that is the case for you and your True Love, you need to be patient. While the Fae recognize the fact that Destiny has their balls in vice-like grip, humans like to believe there actually is such a thing as Free Will. (Obviously, they’ve never met Destiny. My apologies, Destiny is a fair and beautiful lady who conducts her business in a very ladylike and efficient manner…)” – Interspecies Relationships: The Manual, by Aaron Long-Winded.*




Sliding In All Directions

High School AU. Most of the time Kris is okay, he really is, but then out of the blue a stray thought will hit him from that subconscious part of the mind that just won’t get it and the hurt will come back to the front like it was yesterday and not three years ago. *




Untitled College AU

AU in which Kris goes to California for college and is Adam’s first love.*




The One Where Kris Goes to California–To Have Puppies!

This wasn’t how he planned it.* More here (http://community.livejournal.com/the_kitchen_ink/tag/what%20a%20big%20belly%20you%20have%20kris-paw).




Patron Saints

Cook is a jaded, small-town bartender who doesn’t play music anymore. Archuleta is a high school student who wants more out of his life than what everyone has planned for him. After they meet, they discover what types of things a person should never give up on. *




Apples Are Not the Only Fruit

The first thing Kris saw was the car. It was huge, and really shiny, and it had clouds of steam billowing out from under the hood, which would get your attention even if you weren’t into cars. The second thing Kris saw was the guy standing in front of it, with his hands on his hips and a trucker hat on his head and a helpless expression on his face.*




Time Of Your Life

It probably all started with the breakup.*




A Whole New World

In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur’s a fucking Disney princess.*




Unless It’s Lies or It’s Love

In which Adam (a rock star) meets Kris (a single dad) at an Emergency Room in Arkansas at the end of a particularly shitty night. Also features: San Francisco, fresh starts, baked goods, OCs, cameo appearances by Matt and Megan, pirates, monsters with garbage heads and a recording studio.*




Dog Days Are Over

“Eames.” Arthur resists shoving a hand through his hair. “We can’t just go around looking like—”

“Like teenagers?” Eames’ smile gets disgustingly wide.*




Finding the Loophole

Acclaimed songwriter Kris Allen is finally laying down his own recording of his songs. He’s retired to the studio for a month, and he’s taken a vow: until the recording’s done, there’ll be no drinking, no partying, and definitely no girls. Everything’s going to be dedicated to the music. Until rock star Adam Lambert, recently returned from touring, turns up at the studio to remind Kris that he signed a contract to write a song to become Adam’s next single release – and Adam prefers to collaborate on every song that’s created for him.*




Dreams Are For Rookies

Two months before the end of sophomore year, Arthur lets Ariadne talk him into “making an appearance” at a party held by the captain of the soccer team, way to hell and gone out in the suburbs. The house is over-sized, the music too loud, and no one, save a half dozen people, can remember Arthur’s name. It’s pretty much his idea of hell.

And that’s all before he chugs four beers in the kitchen to avoid talking to anyone and somehow ends up in a closet during an impromptu game of Seven Minutes in Heaven.*




Dreaming Out Loud

Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes.

Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.*




When Life Hands You Lemonade (or Things Happen For a Reason)

When life hands you lemons you’re supposed to suck it up and make lemonade, but what happens when life hands you lemonade? Kris thinks it sounds too good to be true; Adam tries to convince him that things happen for a reason.*




Evil Tastes Kinda Chalky

Kris Allen is a Slayer, a Chosen One. Adam is the Master Vampire in Conway. They should hate each other on sight. They don’t.*




A Gentleman Not In Your Books

“Just for that, you’re buying the damned popcorn,” Eames replies.

Arthur ducks his head slightly, glancing out the window. “Such a gentleman,” he mocks, but without any heat.* Sequel to Dreams Are For Rookies.




The Genesis of the Problem

Dom is actually Arthur’s father. The team finds out when Eames starts to seriously pursue Arthur and speaks out about Dom’s over-protectiveness.*




Never Wanted the Nice Boys Anyways

“Eames, I don’t know what dictionary you’re working out of, but my definition of ‘favor’ does not entail asking someone you despise to play escort to your family’s Christmas party.”

Eames glares at him. “I’m not asking you to play escort, merely be my date.”*




That Old Black Magic

That’s not how fate works.*




Or Be Drowned In Blissful Confusion

Kris/Adam AU. Adam and Kris are in high school. Adam starts a gay/straight alliance and Katy and her friends want to join. Katy is dating Kris, and she makes him come along. He realizes he has feelings for Adam/is gay/etc. Something about them working together in the GSA, too, if you can.*




Just a Glance Away

“You would sleep with me, right?”*




Something In Your Eyes

Kris Allen is a good kisser.* Sequel to Just a Glance Away.




Ever After

I don’t think I will write a proper sequel to More Myself with You, but I like that universe, and I intend to go back there from time to time. This is not a work in progress, as in I am not promising to continue anything. But I do believe I will. It’ll be fun to take a peek into their future.* I didn’t read the prequel to this, but I LOVED this sequel.




Don’t Fall In Love With a Dreamer

Arthur joins the mile high club, Cobb joins the broken hearts club, Eames joins the smug extractors’ club, and Yusuf just wants to club everyone. Or, Eames steals Cobb’s point man.*




What Were the Chances

Even though a day is hardly a long time for anything, it feels like a slow build to Kris.* Third in the series after Just a Glance Away and Something in Your Eyes.




Success

Adam is the new kid in school.*




I Bet Nureyev Never Had to Deal With This Shit

the ballet AU.*




The Future I Cannot Forget

Kris is attacked by a mugger. He wakes up the next morning in the apartment of a gorgeous stranger with no memory of who he is.*




The Student Prince

A Modern day Merlin AU set at the University of St Andrews, featuring teetotal kickboxers, secret wizards, magnificent bodyguards of various genders, irate fairies, imprisoned dragons, crumbling gothic architecture, arrogant princes, adorable engineering students, stolen gold, magical doorways, attempted assassination, drunken students, shaving foam fights, embarrassing mornings after, The Hammer Dance, duty, responsibility, friendship and true love…*




In Any Other World

“I have been enchanted by some witch’s Magic, and I, Prince Adam of Andalasia, find myself a stranger in a strange land. May I call upon your kindness — or, if not your kindness, then the respect due to a visiting noble, and ask to be taken to your Court, and presented to your Monarch?”*




Woke Up Married

“Archie, we got married at — at Elvis’s Chapel O’ Love and Rainbows. And you’re fine with that?”*




You are Cordially Invited

The United Federation of Planets invites you to the wedding of His Serene Highness, James Tiberius Kirk, Prince of America, Duke of Iowa, Commander in Starfleet to His Royal Majesty, S’chn T’Gai Spock, King of the United Federation of Planets, Prince of Vulcan, Duke of Shi’Kahr, Duke of Washington, Earl of Seattle.* Sequel to Strive Seek Find Yield.




Five Times Eames Made Arthur Smile During Sex (and One Time Arthur Made Eames Smile)

Eames never expected a smile to be his undoing.*




Holding on to Driftwood

This takes place about a year and a half after the end of Sing Without A Song. Adam has released a new album and Kris has been signed and released an EP. Both are touring to support their projects; Adam has his usual giant crazy roadshow while Kris is playing bars and clubs, trying to build a fanbase without using Adam’s name. And… that’s where we join the boys.*




Oral Fixation

Eames gets really frazzled, so to calm him down, Arthur takes out his cock for Eames to suck on.*




Too Mer to Woo Peacebly

Adam bites his lip, sheepishly. “Under normal circumstances, we’d have five cycles of courtship to get used to each other, but these are not normal circumstances. We’re actually on a very strict timeline, Kristopher. Excuse me for being a little anxious this courtship seems to be going nowhere,” he says, defensively.*




You Walked Into the Room

I’d love an AU Kradam drabble where Adam is on tour in Arkansas and runs into Kris at a local gay bar. Of course Kris is infatuated. Flirting kissing would be fun, too.*




Renovations

In which Eames builds a nest and (accidentaly) lures Arthur into it.*




Path Series

“I can explain,” Kris says, trying to hold onto Adam’s hand.*




Tabloid Fodder

Let’s be clear here, Adam knows that was a stupid thing to do. Adam knew that before, during, and after throwing that punch and you know what?* Scroll down for it. (I still love you Brangelina!)




Fox and Wolf

Alright, so I’ve tweaked the prompt a bit so that Kris is a brand new werefox and Adam is an alpha werewolf… because that’s how it started writing itself, and to keep it different from the awesome KitKris story that is.. full of awesome.*




Not Your Momma’s Fairytale

The only reason Adam goes on the stupid camping trip is because of Keith.*




Hands Down (This is the Best Day I Can Ever Remember)

“Can I have my hand back?” Adam says, chuckling nervously.*




Not Afraid

The schmoopiest high school AU ever. This story chronicles the cheesy, sappy adventures of teenaged-boyfriends!Kradam and their merry group of friends.*




Playin’ My Records, Keep Dancin’ All Night

“Of course, we can accommodate any menu choices. We’re very flexible.”*




Moonshine

There’s a surprise for you at home. Find it.*




Untitled Bridal Shower

ok so Adam is getting married and he and his husband to be have declared that neither of them are going to have a classic bachelor’s party/stag night so his friends are pretty irritated about that and as a sort of joke throw him a bridal shower complete with stupid games.

when it come to the “how well do you know your significant other game” it turns out that his fiance doesn’t know the answers but kris does. adam has to take a step back and think about why his best friend knows him so much better than the guy he’s engaged to.*




Bad Habits Die Hard

McClane had this thing, where he went around talking to himself when he was agitated.*




Not Just Any Frog




A Friend In Need Is a Friend Indeed

“Perhaps it would be a mutually beneficial arrangement.”*




Above Water

In which they get that trip to the Grand Canyon. Sequel to Fortunate Son.*




Making Other Plans

Kevin quits showbiz, gets a divorce, goes to college, starts a band, and gets adopted by crazy people.*




My Soul Is Made of Sunshine and Rainbows

Spencer’s standing by the escalator, sunglasses covering half of his face. One hand’s playing with his hair a little, the other’s wrapped around a cardboard sign with the word dork printed on it carefully. Brendon can’t help the grin that splits his face.*




Fools of Us All

Merlin accidentally makes everyone in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is.*




Mint Condition, Special Edition, Very Rare and Lined with Glitter

Kris’s friends sends him on a singles cruise to get over his not so recent break up. No one, least of all Kris, predicted he would end up falling for the entertainment. *




Ours is a Reciprocal Gravitation Orbit

Jared and Jensen are in love, have been for most of their lives. There is just one tiny little problem: Jensen is imaginary, and they can only be together in Jared’s dreams. How can Jared ever find true love in the real world when his heart belongs to a figment of his imagination?*




If You Love Me So

“We’ll get it, and it’ll be cute for a day, and then I’ll be the one stuck feeding it and cleaning up after it,” Kevin says, trying to aim for his mom’s scary face and probably falling flat, because Mike just crowds into his space and smiles slow.

“Isn’t that exactly the same thing you said when I mentioned wanting kids?” he asks.*




Appetite

Tom Kaulitz came to the U.S. to pursue his culinary dream – to become a celebrated chef, one of the stars in New York’s luminary-studded fine dining sky. He seems thwarted at every step by his rival Bill, who’s been showing Tom up since their very first day of culinary school. Yet the further they make their way through the surprises their careers have in store, the more Tom discovers that the factors holding him back from what he really wants are a lot simpler than he’s let himself realize. The challenge is on for Tom to overcome his pride and let himself discover the perfect recipe for success at all the things his heart desires.* You’ll need to register for this.




What Might Have Been Series

This is an alternate universe series in that Rodney McKay never went to Atlantis, the mission failed within it’s first two years and John Sheppard finds himself back on Earth as the second in command of Stargate Command under the leadership of Major General Jack O’Neill. Characters from the Atlantis series and the original SG1 series will figure prominently in all of the novellas in this series. McShep and many other pairings throughout.*




The Sex Shop Around the Corner

Merlin always looks up from the computer when the door to the shop jingles open. It’s just some sort of Pavlovian reaction, he assumes, and while it’s a good idea to keep an eye on who is going into and out of the shop, it always unsettles Merlin, always makes him feel like he’s been caught doing something he ought not be doing, when he looks up and gets an eyeful of one of the ones who look like they’re about to vomit all over his clean floors.

The guy who just walked in is one of those. *




Peanut Butter & Fixed Term Five Year Plans

Arthur’s first impression of William Eames was that no living man should ever have that much flour smeared over his face, that no real person should have that many tattoos, and that no person in his personal history had ever made Arthur feel so suddenly off-kilter without even saying a word.*




The Christmas Cynic

Bill’s radio show provides its listeners with their weekly dose of cynicism, and an extra helping in December, a time of year that brings out the worst in Bill Trumper, the Christmas Cynic. Enter one Tom Kaulitz, the most optimistic caller Bill’s show has ever seen…*




Circumstances

Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.*




On a Dare

Merlin confidently accepts a challenge to go without his magic for one week, but will he be able to hold out, or will Arthur win?*




A Forever Thing

Tony’s running out of time to claim his trust fund. Gibbs steps in to help.*




Incipit

Arthur has been his editor from the beginning. Eames says he won’t work with anyone else, and what Arthur will never tell him is that he would cut anyone who tried.*




he stays, blind

When blind ex-cop Tony DiNozzo becomes witness to a crime, he turns to the investigating NCIS agent and gets more than he bargained for.*




Count the Ways

Bill thinks Tom should be sweeter. Tom’s kind of pissed that Bill doesn’t see it.* You’ll need to register for this.




At Heart

Tom’s hardly Sleepless in Seattle, but when he meets Bill Kaulitz, he finds that maybe, just maybe, he could believe in real life romance.*




And Where Have You Been

A rainy day.*




The Epiphany Job

When he rolled out of bed that afternoon, heated up some Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets for breakfast, and then went to the office, Alec Hardison was not expecting to experience a paradigm shift.*




The Valentine Cynic

The Cynic and his Optimist have been together since Christmas, and Bill, with his usual disdain for holiday commercialism and hypocrisy, has talked Tom out of celebrating Valentine’s Day. No cards, no jewelry, no chocolates, nothing. But is that really what Bill wants…?* Sequel to The Christmas Cynic.




Imprinted: The Christmas Special

Gibbs is spending Christmas with his dad up in Stillwater, but where’s Tony?*




Where Are You Going With My Heart

The AU stepbrothers slash that no one asked for, but which the world needed.*




The Marriage!Arthur/Eames ‘Verse

marriage!Arthur/Eames verse




Stronger and Harder Than a Bad Girl’s Dream

The air of the dream is still rattling from the explosion. Eames’s knuckles are bruised and split. He slings his rifle back across his shoulder.*




Four Times Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas Didn’t Have Sex

Four Times Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas Didn’t Have Sex (And One Time They Did, And It Was Totally Worth The Wait)
Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas (yes, THAT Kevin Jonas)*




The Homoerotic Exploration of Book Guy

And that’s all it takes for Arthur. He sees something he likes. This time, it’s a tentative smile at his lame joke, soft dark hair, a sweetness that is all pretty eyelashes flickering. He moves to sit beside the man on the bench, mock-brusque. “So what’re you reading, then?”*




These Words About a Girl

“It’s more or less forgotten until the VMAs- when Bill- fucking Bill- appears at Mike’s elbow and goes, “Michael, I’ve mentioned Demi to you before, haven’t I? Oh, and this is her bosom companion, Miss Katherine Jonas.”*




Impossible Until It’s Done

“You are either a genius of unheard of proportions, or a complete moron. Is it even possible to incept yourself?”

Eames can’t sleep. It’s somehow Arthur’s fault. Arthur is not impressed.*




Next Time, I Will Remember This And I Will Say ‘No’

A banging on the chamber door wakes Merlin from his slumber. Arthur silently but vehemently managed to indicate that he wanted to sleep in the servant room, and Merlin let him; they took a risk yesterday, and with things as bad as they are they really shouldn’t be taking any more risks.*




Marry Into the Family

Lex sips at his spoon and thinks, it’s amazing how chicken and corn soup can change a person. He’s born again, baptised with aromatic amber, seeing the world with gleaming clarity and a hint of coriander.*




Love in the Aftermath

Season 4 didn’t happen. Or it did, but it started a completely different way. (AKA Gibbs, DiNozzo, the team, and a merry chase.)*




With an If In Its Soul

Kevin walked down the corridor with his nose in his English notes, trying desperately to sort out his Cordelia’s from his Ophelia’s before the test in first period English. He ducked Macy’s wildly swung hockey stick, stepped around Joe and Stella’s awkward conversation, and opened his locker with an expert tap of his fist.*




Any Note You Can Reach

Honestly, Gerard only even knows who Panic! at the Disco are because of all the shit Pete is always sending Mikey. Burned CDs, emails full of mp3 tracks, demos in varying stages of completion. Seemingly every single band Pete has any connection to at all winds up on Mikey’s iPod in the end, and it’s almost an accident that Panic’s album is the one Gerard chooses to listen to on the day his own iPod takes a nosedive off the edge of the shelf and directly into Gerard’s steaming cup of coffee, leaving him at Mikey’s (and, by extension, the Pete Wentz Music Empire’s) mercy until he can get it replaced.*




Rainbow’s End

A story about an old movie theatre, fate, second chances and falling in love in the rain.*




InformalClash

Six months before the epilogue of The Bartenders, Tom and Bill set about fulfilling Tom’s ultimate wish – building the nightclub of his fantasies. In six short months, InformalClash is born.* Sequel of sorts to The Bartenders.




Drastically Redefining Protocol

In which Prince Arthur meets Merlin and all hell breaks loose.*




The One Where Matt Farrell Is Most Certainly Not Sleeping With John McClane (not even a little)

“Life is not a wet dream, Frederick. It’s not even a B movie. Guys like McClane don’t fuck guys like me. Ever.”*




(Just Like) Starting Over

Leonard’s book was kind of like the Bible in that way where one line from it could be taken wildly out of context and blown out of proportion.* This is GLORIOUS.




If They Be Two

Shindou decides that his relationship with Touya is very simple, really; he just wants to kiss him.*




If You Can’t Dance to This, It Doesn’t Matter

Jim gets to know the new kid at school. He’s a little strange, but so is Jim, so it works out.*




Compulsion

… a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.*




Arthur, Unconscious

Some quests are about much more than finding medicinal plants, mythical treasure, or large quantities of meat. Arthur is slow on the uptake, but he will get there, eventually. Canon-era AU firmly grounded in, and set after, the halcyon days of Series 1.*




Protect This House

Eames and Arthur do fashion week, figure out their lives, and save the world rack up a whole hell of a lot of frequent flier miles. *




On the Midtown Direct

Gerard Way has a system for his morning commute.*




Anchor Me

Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn’t advertise it because it doesn’t define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he starts to break down. He can’t block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.*




Wild at Heart

Adam is about to discover that Kris is wild at heart.*




The Bet

In every bet, there is a fool and there is a thief.*




Sowing Seeds

Bill falls in love with the tiny community garden near his college, and soon the seeds of a romance are sewn.*




Metal Heart

She’s never heard a love story like this one.*




Mr. Eames and Mr. Eames

“Hi, I’m Arthur. Your bride,” said the man at the door in the tones of one who’d rather be saying anything else.*




Hideaway

For the Lois & Clark cliche challenge. My prompt: Lois and Clark have a deal on their romantic getaway weekend — Lois must avoid doing any work, and Clark must avoid running off to save the world. But this story is SV slash, so that’s not exactly how it works out in this version.*




I’ve Known It (From the Moment That We Met)

After spending one night together, Kris and Adam can’t stop thinking about each other.*




Switch: A Comedy of Terrors

Plot rocks lead Mind to forget where it put Brain. Wackiness ensues. Clark is seventeen.*




Little Things

Established relationship, they start influencing each other with their fashion choices. Eames is wearing a tightly tailored three-piece, is that color in Arthur’s outfits?*




Helloooo, Nurse!

An st_xi_kink_meme fill for this prompt: Jim Kirk is the only male nurse on the Enterprise. He’s also the only one with any experience with Vulcan biology. You can guess who he’s been assigned to.*




Grande Triple Soy Dirty Chai

Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn’t afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter.*




With My Own Eyes

Kris knows things.*




Not So Much the Teacup

“Charles is basically the bride whisperer. It’s like he can read their minds.” (wedding planner AU)*




Merry Blessings

Now you are bound one to the other
With a tie not easy to break.*




Wifey

Things Jared likes about getting married include, but are not limited to: all the presents, sex whenever he wants it, not having to make up excuses to see Jensen everyday even when he doesn’t want sex (which, really, isn’t ever, but it’s the principle of the thing that counts), and the jealous adoration of thousands of women. It’s almost worth the rampant gay jokes on set and the way Chad has taken to greeting him when they talk on the phone: “So, are you divorced yet?”* Sequel to With This Ring.




Wolf In Sheep’s Clothing

A wrong turn had Kris working in a diner in San Glam, California. He’s getting used to the little eclectic town, and its zany inhabitants. He’s doing great, he just wasn’t expecting to meet Mr. Right or that his rockstar looking crush would be quite so…crazy, really. What’s with Adam insisting that Kris is going to turn in a ball of fluffy teeth and desire for blood on the full moon?*




The Sweetest Downfall

Eames had long since thought of Arthur’s hair as permanently gelled into obedience. He’d had no earthly idea how – how wanton it could be, curving and wet at the tips and softening Arthur’s whole face.*




Glass Half Full

A transgenic family moves in to TC. They were former breeding partners, and they’re now raising their son together. Unlike Gem, the daddy didn’t ‘desert’ and they’re one big, happy, transgenic family. Using this family as a backdrop, Max sees Alec in a new way and what he would be like if the Breeding Program had been successful?*




Both Feet On the Ground

Eames vanishes for five days and comes back married. It takes twenty-five years for all the fractioned pieces to make sense in a bigger picture.*




Perpetual Check

Spock discovers that Kirk has been holding out on him.*




Worth the Wait

“It will probably hurt a bit, but I’ll take care of you,” Adam said, smirking extravagantly.*




Alpha Matters

Bill rescues a bit of grey fluff from the bushes. Maybe it was altruistic; maybe he just likes to accessorize.

Tom isn’t thrilled with the idea of adopting another pet, and neither are their dogs, but his first mistake is thinking his opinion matters.

His last is in trying to assert it.*




Sort of Revolution

The first night Arthur stays over, the alarm goes off at 8:00am. Eames looks over at Arthur, who has half his face shoved into the pillow; he has only one eye open.*




One Thing

Competition is not limited to Go.*




Save the Unicorn

Adam always wanted to be a rockstar. Being the poster-child for unicorn conservation, the top trending scandal on Twitter and a wanted federal fugitive? That wasn’t ever meant to be part of of the plan but when Adam finds a baby unicorn hiding behind a dumpster one night, his life is never ever the same again.* This is the best thing in the whole world. If I could tag it “favorite” twice, I would.




Waiting On

“French toast, pancakes, steak and eggs — I could make you anything in the world, pet, but no. Egg-white omelette, morning after morning. It shows a distinct lack of imagination.”*




Merry Go Round

“No, no.” Ray grabbed the phone out of Huey’s hand and slammed it back into its cradle. “Not that place. The other place.” *




Reconnect

As the prompt above mentions, the twins are currently in separate countries. What I want is Bill’s return home (or Tom’s arrival in the US). Fluff, porn or both.*




Can’t Buy Me Love

When Adam Lambert showed up at his birthday party, Kris had had enough. He really didn’t know what sort of strange rock star style life Adam led, but no matter how famous he was, Kris was not bending over for a pile of sparkly, shiny gifts.*




Must Love Dogs

After sifting through canine nutritionists, pet psychologists, and professional dog trainers, singer Bill Kaulitz hires handsome dog walker Tom Trümper to look after his babies. Will he get more than just another employee?




Let’s Get Together (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

“Alright, now. Do you have your sleeping bags?” Charles asks.*




New York, New York

Erik is a single, successful man who likes quick sex with no strings attached. Then, he meets college professor Charles and it’s love at first sight, at least for him. Charles, who heard of Erik’s notorious ways, wants nothing to do with him besides being friends. Cue Erik bending over backwards to steal Charles’ heart.*




Or Down You Fall

Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect. (Sex, drugs, and a little bit of soul.)




Deke

Ray Kowalski loves hockey.*




Humane Society

Once Erik finally allows himself to decide that Charles is pretty much the best thing since sliced bread, he spends the next week being incredibly bitter that he’s Charles’ cat and not his boyfriend.*




You’re Dumbstruck Baby (By My Lovin’)

Musical Tour AU. The one where Kris is almost painfully clueless but Adam wants to date him anyway. *




Stereo

Bill entered Kinetic, Berlin’s newest nightclub, because he wanted to take a break from his usual weekend spot.

Bill came back to Kinetic the weekend after that because he wanted to catch a break from the silent DJ, who only speaks to him through the music that he mixes every night.

Bill ended up getting a lot more than he bargained for, for just thirty Euros for club entry every weekend.*




Family

It goes like this: Arthur has a secret, and Eames is nothing if not curious.*




Loud and Clear

“Stop repeating everything, the ear-buds pick up the sound!” Alec is beginning to suspect that the others don’t understand just how good his tech is.*




From This Moment

The Contemporary Arranged Marriage Kradam Fic.*




Friends? I’d Say Family

Harvey’s eyes go wide and then he disappears back inside, leaving the door open for Mike to peer around and then step through to double check because surely he can’t really be seeing what he thought he saw.*




Uncomplicated

The first time they slept together was completely unexpected. It was the most amazing sex Eames had had in his life.*




Fractures

“So I was thinking. This isn’t exactly my usual game, homes. And, uh—shit, I can’t believe I’m using this stupid fucking phrase,” Ray still looks uncomfortable and flushed, but he laughs, not the fucking sardonic laugh that filled the Humvee daily during their road trip in Iraq, but a rarer, honest laugh—”I’m actually going to have to take it slow. Reel the fish in.”




White Rabbit’s Adventures in Manhattan

Harvey Specter hates kittens. Puppies, turtles, goldfish, guinea pigs – if it’s a commonly kept household pet, Harvey has nothing but palpable scorn for it.* Sequel to Friends? I’d Say Family.




In the Moonlight, On a Joyride

Librarian AU. Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him.*




Ray Person’s Big Gay World series

It’s around when Ray wants to hold Walt’s hand like a goddamn teenage girl with stars in her eyes and wet panties that he starts to worry.* I LOVED this.




Midwinter

Harvey’s traditional post-triumphal sex takes on a twist when it’s Mike, decked out in winter gear and just begging to be stripped down.*




Hopeless

Roy is nothing short of pathetic when he is ill, and it falls to a reluctant Ed to take care of him.*




Call Me Jim

Jim (always a girl) meets Spock and utterly confuses him. I especially love the part with Spock asking his dad for advice on how to deal with the illogical species of humans, and Sarek’s response, which I feel completely encapsulates the idea and spirit of IDIC.*




Inconceivable

So, anons, I want stealthy dating tactics. Like Derek and Stiles have been dating for a while except one of them doesn’t know. Until someone else makes a comment or they catch a clue. And their only concern is, wait, why haven’t we been making out?*




Let Not My Love Be Called Idolatry

A high school AU wherein Eames is a shy sweet nervous drama geek and Arthur is the confident popular gorgeous student council president; and lo, there is much pining and awkwardness and, eventually, kissing.*




Everything All the Time

“I’d totally hit that,” Kris laughs.*




Date Night

Nate knew he shouldn’t fraternize with his men like this. Or, more accurately, one of his men.*




The Only Place You Wanna Be

Jim and Gaila are department store elves, with McCoy playing Santa and Amanda Grayson starring as Mrs. Claus. When Amanda’s son comes to town for a holiday break, Jim is determined to make Spock this year’s Christmas present. Then it gets complicated.*




A Kiss From a Rose

Some people looked forward to carnation day all year; for others, it was a personal hell.*




You Should Have Called

Meet the parents.*




The More Things Change

Steve’s not entirely sure how seduction works nowadays, but he’s learned from the best.*




I Love You

Three times Harvey almost said “I love you” to Mike, and one time he actually did.*




Blind Date

It took Kris a while to figure out what was weird about this blind date. *




Of Mikes and Men

It’s not like Mike’s an actual virgin.*




Two Out of Three (Ain’t Bad)

It blindsides him one morning in the middle of his customary third cup of coffee; Steve walks through the door in loose cotton pants, shirt pulled up to wipe the sweat off his face from his usual morning workout, and Tony thinks: adorable.




Hand In Hand Is the Only Way to Land

Arthur meets a far-too-appealing stranger when he brings a foundling kitten to Arthur’s pet store. This is their story.*




If the King Had Run Off with Prince Charming

Mention of a “Hot date” leaves several Gibbs family secrets exposed. And Tony trying to hide in plain sight.*




Mind-Control Is the Only Explanation

[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.*




Stray Minutes

In which there is a small, but significant moment between Steve and Tony amid some New Years revelry.*




Loosening My Grip

Brent’s got the werewolf thing pretty well under control after 24 years, but one little concussion and some emotional turmoil centered around his best friend/defensive partner makes things harder than they’ve ever been before.*




Dazed and Clueless

High school AU. Brad decides that Kris and Adam ought to be dating, so he hatches an elaborate scheme and involves everyone else in the plot.*




Take That, Bembridge Scholars!

The world has been saved and there’s really only one thing left to do. Evy writes a strongly worded letter to the Bembridge Scholars. Oh, she gets married, too.* This is literally everything I wanted for the time between the two movies.